Trump Blasts Supporters Who Plan to Vote for Him Only Once | The New Yorker

  

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Via:  jbb  •  3 weeks ago  •  22 comments

By:   Andy Borowitz (The New Yorker)

Trump Blasts Supporters Who Plan to Vote for Him Only Once | The New Yorker
The President called supporters who intend to cast only one vote for him "disgracefully low-energy."

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By Andy Borowitz

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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a withering critique of his own voters, Donald J. Trump on Thursday blasted supporters who plan to vote for him only once.

Speaking to reporters, Trump called supporters who intend to cast only one vote for him "disgracefully low-energy," claiming that they are "like Jeb Bush and Sleepy Joe put together."

"I like supporters who have stamina," he said. "Stamina means you keep voting for me until someone tells you to stop."

He said that voters should vote for him once by mail, again in person, and "maybe even more than that."

"Let's say you vote in person," he said. "Go away, put a mustache or wig on, and try to vote again."

Asked about the legality of Trump's suggestions, Attorney General Bill Barr said, "As Attorney General, I try to stay out of things involving laws."


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JBB
1  seeder  JBB    3 weeks ago

For Crying Out Loud!  Deliver Us Oh Lord From Trump!

 
 
 
Kavika
2  Kavika     3 weeks ago
Asked about the legality of Trump's suggestions, Attorney General Bill Barr said, "As Attorney General, I try to stay out of things involving laws."

Ain't that the truth. LOL, classic Andy.

 
 
 
JohnRussell
3  JohnRussell    3 weeks ago

Borowitz is having a field day this summer pointing out Trump's shortcomings as a leader and as a human being. It is an endless fountain. 

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
4  Paula Bartholomew    3 weeks ago

Gee, his supporters don't want to commit a felony for him?  How rude of them.

 
 
 
MUVA
5  MUVA    3 weeks ago

I’m going to vote early and often.

 
 
 
Ronin2
5.1  Ronin2  replied to  MUVA @5    3 weeks ago

Well Trump was a Democrat and you obviously know their saying:

"Vote early, vote often, vote Democrat."

Seems Trump feels the same should still apply to him.

 
 
 
MUVA
5.1.1  MUVA  replied to  Ronin2 @5.1    3 weeks ago

I knew I heard that before somewhere it’s a old democrat saying who knew?

 
 
 
Ozzwald
5.1.2  Ozzwald  replied to  Ronin2 @5.1    3 weeks ago
Well Trump was a Democrat and you obviously know their saying: "Vote early, vote often, vote Democrat."

Care to provide any evidence of this claim, or is it another lie?

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
5.1.3  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  Ozzwald @5.1.2    3 weeks ago

Trump was registered as a Democrat for more than eight years in the 2000s, according to New York City voter records made public during his 2016 campaign for president.

 
 
 
cjcold
5.1.4  cjcold  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @5.1.3    3 weeks ago

Seems Trump decided to go GOP because "they are dumb". Sad to say that is the only thing he's ever been right about.

 
 
 
Ozzwald
5.1.5  Ozzwald  replied to  cjcold @5.1.4    3 weeks ago
Seems Trump decided to go GOP because "they are dumb".

Trump is a misogynistic, racist, possible pedophile, dictator wannna be.  He'd never go anywhere in the Democratic party.

 
 
 
Thrawn 31
5.2  Thrawn 31  replied to  MUVA @5    3 weeks ago

Voting early is fine, but I hope you are not preemptively admitting to committing election fraud.

 
 
 
cjcold
5.3  cjcold  replied to  MUVA @5    3 weeks ago

You have just been tagged into a voter fraud site. (yes we know who you are).

 
 
 
The Magic Eight Ball
6  The Magic Eight Ball    3 weeks ago
The President called supporters who intend to cast only one vote for him "disgracefully low-energy."The President called supporters who intend to cast only one vote for him "disgracefully low-energy."

LOL  :)

 
 
 
Thrawn 31
7  Thrawn 31    3 weeks ago

Once again he is asking other people to go to prison for him lol.

 
 
 
bugsy
8  bugsy    3 weeks ago

Of course liberals fall for satire and try to sell it as the truth. Falls right in line with "Knees" Harris believing those two Russian comedians were that little climate brat and Shifty Schiff fell for them too.

Most liberals are so gullible.

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report

 
 
 
cjcold
8.1  cjcold  replied to  bugsy @8    3 weeks ago
climate brat

Is this your way of denying scientific reality?

 
 
 
bugsy
8.1.1  bugsy  replied to  cjcold @8.1    3 weeks ago
Is this your way of denying scientific reality?

Show me where I denied anything, not just where I hurt your feelings..

 
 
 
Thrawn 31
8.2  Thrawn 31  replied to  bugsy @8    3 weeks ago

So he didn't say it

 
 
 
bugsy
8.2.1  bugsy  replied to  Thrawn 31 @8.2    3 weeks ago

Nope. Sure didn't. At least not what the left thinks he said.

He is right about sending in a mail ballot early, then go to the polling place to see if your vote has been tabulated. If it has not, vote at the voting booth. When your mail ballot is being counted, it will be flagged that you voted at the precinct and your mail ballot will be rejected. Nothing wrong with that and just more leftist "OMG, orange man bad said something we don't like again".

I don't live in New Jersey, but my understanding there is that ballot will be sent to every registered voter, dead or alive. If you do not want to vote by mail, you vote in person, but your vote is only provisional. This is not to be trusted because you have no way of knowing whether your vote is counted or not.

The best way to describe this is if Nancy can go into a salon unmasked, or leftists can riot and burn unmasked, then Americans should go to the voting booth masked, social distanced, and vote in person. No reason for universal mail in ballots. Absentees are and always have been acceptable.

 
 
 
Thrawn 31
8.2.2  Thrawn 31  replied to  bugsy @8.2.1    3 weeks ago
Nope. Sure didn't.

And elephants are pink. 

 
 
 
bugsy
8.2.3  bugsy  replied to  Thrawn 31 @8.2.2    3 weeks ago

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