Desperate Trump Alleges Ties Between Joe Biden and Jill Biden | The New Yorker
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By Andy Borowitz
October 23, 2020 Photograph by Kevin Dietsch / Bloomberg / Getty
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In an attempt to gin up an "October surprise," an increasingly desperate Donald J. Trump demanded an investigation into alleged links between Joe Biden and Jill Biden.
"People are saying that he is very close to her," Trump told Sean Hannity, of Fox News. "There's something going on."
Trump said that there are "tens of thousands of e-mails" between Joe Biden and Jill Biden, a state of affairs that he called "disgraceful."
"We need to move quite strongly on the e-mails, and also on the bank records," Trump said, arguing that money has "flowed freely" between the two Bidens for decades.
In his most serious accusation, Trump warned that a President Joe Biden would be "under the influence" of Dr. Jill Biden because of their extensive ties.
"Joe Biden has been listening to a doctor for forty-three years," he alleged.
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"People are saying that he is very close to her," Trump told Sean Hannity, of Fox News.
Ah, I see that once again the Trumpster is attempting to playthe "People are saying" card.
Beware Donald-- you may soon be facing an actual backlash for this!!!
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Trump's view is anyone close to their spouse is suspect because he has never been close to any of his multiple wives, his narcissistic personality simply doesn't allow it...except for Ivanka...he'd like to get real close to her.
How many commenting realize that this is a piece of satire?
SMH
Everyone.
That is what makes responding a bit of fun, but I must say what I posted I do believe is true.
Everyone knows it is satire and Trump deserves it...
So funny. There is a wealth of comedy this election. On top of that you get the "noses out of joint" responses that adds to the fun.