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Trump Gives Alaska To Russia As Thank You Gift


By:  @kavika, 2 days ago
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Latest By:  @kavika, 12 hours ago

President Elect Donald Trump’s inauguration is not until Friday, Modern Philosophers, but he is already sending thank you gifts to those who helped him win the election. And the billionaire, who really knows how to spend, is not skimping on the presents. Today, Trump surprised one of his most ardent supporters, Russian President Vladimir Putin, with the gift of Alaska. “Putin gets a bad rap because the Democrats wanted us to see him as the enemy,” Trump explained as he signed... 
 
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Next Career for Kisleyak


By:  @enoch, yesterday
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Latest By:  @enoch, 21 hours ago

Sergei Kisliyak has been the Russian Ambassador to the USA. He is retiring. His Deputy Director will take over until a KGB senior official can be sent in to replace him. What is next for Mr. Kisliyak? Word has it he will move to Pennsylvania. His next career will to be the main sales man to Russia of a new confection. It will be called Hershey's Kisleyak's. It is a Kremlin shaped milk chocolate bit wrapped in a silver foil and heart shaped. Inside is a creamy red... 
 
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A Trip To The Opera - Kavika Down Under In The Land Of Oz


By:  @kavika, 2 weeks ago
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Latest By:  @kavika, 2 weeks ago

We were living in Australia at the time and my wife was an opera fan. Me, not so much, well actually not at all...Really I hated it.  I had been on a business trip to S.E. Asia and had just returned home. We were living in an area of Sydney named Elizabeth Bay, or as we knew it, E Z Bay. I was a bit tired and was looking forward to sitting on the patio and watching the boats sail by with a drink in hand. We lived on the 4th floor of an apartment building and our unit was the whole 4th... 
 
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The Most Feared Animal in the North Woods - The Dreaded Miji-Manidoo


By:  @kavika, 2 weeks ago
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Latest By:  @raven-wing, 2 weeks ago

In the deep forests of pine, birch, maple and willow in the great Minnesota wilderness. There is a story, believed by some, feared by all. In a land of many predators, the black bear, wolves, cougar, wolverine, badger, bald eagle, hawks and the great horned owl, there is a creature that all fear. It's torpedo type sausage shaped body, ripples with muscle. It tail is straight and long. Powerful hind legs, offset by stubby front legs that flank a massive chest. It's long soft ears pick... 
 
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Time to go for a swim!


By:  @randy, 2 weeks ago
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Latest By:  @badfish, 2 weeks ago

It is 95 degrees (5am Western Time) having cooled off from West of 117 today. Tomorrow really (later today) is only supposed to be 108 (and that's,not too bad considering we've been averaging 114)/ The plain and simple truth is that anyone who thinks global weather change is not real has not looked at the desert Southwest Our high Temps have been records all year long (122 twice). We just had the hottest June on record and are on pace for the hottest and muggiest July ever. When my wife and... 
 
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New Rule - Change Anxiety


By:  @pj, 3 weeks ago
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Latest By:  @randy, 3 weeks ago

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Above, researchers discuss plans for a new maze, since the prick of a mouse, right, destroyed their chances of making any new discoveries whatsoever about the nature of synaptical response. "IOWA CITY, IA—University of Iowa neuroscientists studying spatial learning and the effects of stress on memory announced Tuesday that a little son-of-a-bitch mouse ruined an experiment on cognitive performance by effortlessly navigating a maze that researchers spent nearly a year designing and... 
 
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Flat-Earther Confronts NASA Scientist In Starbucks, Scientist Reacts Brilliantly


By:  @randy, 2 months ago
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Latest By:  @cerenkov, 2 months ago

The founder of the Official Flat Earth and Globe Discussion page confronted a NASA scientist in a Starbucks in a bizarre viral video.  Prominent flat-earther, Nathan Thompson, bumped into a NASA scientist in a coffee shop. They appear to have had a polite discussion about Mr Thompson's views on spaceflight, and the scientist even gave him some NASA stickers, before Nathan decided to attempt to talk to the scientist on camera whilst he purchased a coffee. The flat-earther, whose... 
 
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Satire: Tom Cruise on Scientology


By:  @krishna, 3 months ago
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Latest By:  @randy, 3 months ago

[jrEmbed module="jrYouTube" youtube_id="UFBZ_uAbxS0"] For those looking for a new form of spiritual guidance...(plus an occasional laugh or two).  
 
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CIA plotting to assassinate Kim Jong-Un Breaking News


By:  @kavika, 3 months ago
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Latest By:  @jwc2blue, 3 months ago

CIA plotting to assassinate Kim Jong-Un by offering him full Trumpcare health cover The CIA are plotting to kill the North Korean leader in the most dastardly and horrific way possible by offering him full Trumpcare medical treatment, it has emerged. An anonymous source within the CIA told us, “We are forever trying to come up with inventive ways to assassinate enemies of the United States that don’t involve the exorbitant costs and high risk of sending in a team of Navy... 
 
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Trump supporters celebrate immineit loss of their health insurance


By:  @kavika, 3 months ago
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Latest By:  @kavika, 3 months ago

WASHINGTON ( The Borowitz Report )—Moments after House Republicans voted to repeal the Affordable Care Act on Thursday, millions of Trump supporters celebrated the imminent loss of their health insurance. From coast to coast, Americans who cast their votes for Donald J. Trump expressed jubilation at finally being relieved of the burden of being insured in the event of catastrophic illness.   “Ever since President Trump was inaugurated, I’ve been counting the days for him to take... 
 
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Angry Mom Accidentally Texts 35-Year-Old Guy Instead Of Her Daughter, And Things Escalate Quickly 6.1Mviews 1 day ago by​ Iveta                                                    BoredPanda staff                                    A 35-year-old man from Wisconsin was enjoying his day off from work recently when a text suddenly appeared in his inbox. “Hunny please grab milk and lunch meet on your way home,” read the message. Given that the man, who... 
 
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Brave Beaver Herds 150 Cows in Canada


By:  @kavika, 3 months ago
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Latest By:  @buzz-of-the-orient, 3 months ago

Only in Canada. Buzz will have a new vocation when he returns to the plains of Canada. He and his trusty beaver, Buckey will hire out as cow ranglers. Hi Ho Buckey. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gu8RUJRXLc4  
 
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Red Like Me: I Knew Rachel Dolezal Back When She Was Indigenous


By:  @kavika, 3 months ago
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Latest By:  @kavika, 3 months ago

Rachel Dolezal, also known as Ms. Faith Eagle Nebula, donned her pretendian regalia for an interesting interview to say the least (satire) Tiffany Midge • April 16, 2017 In 2015, the media exploded with coverage about a woman who claimed she was African American. Her name is Rachel Dolezal, and her name has since become synonymous with racial scandal and identity confusion. While the world watched Dolezal ’s tall tales unfold, and while her web of lies and deception grew... 
 
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Pentagon awards contract to United Airlines to forcibly remove Assad


By:  @kavika, 3 months ago
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Latest By:  @kavika, 3 months ago

  Pentagon awards contract to United Airlines to forcibly remove Assad By Paul Sharpe On Apr 11, 2017 849k WASHINGTON — The Pentagon announced Tuesday it had awarded a sole-source contract to United Airlines for work related to the forcible removal of President Bashar al-Assad from Syria. The contract, worth $2.1 billion, tasks the airline company with locating Assad, grabbing him from his seat in the presidential palace,... 
 
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Scorpion stings man on United flight


By:  @bob-nelson, 3 months ago
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Latest By:  @johnrussell, 3 months ago

A husband and wife were headed home on a United flight when a scorpion fell out of the overhead compartment. The husband was then stung by the creature, which was subsequently killed by another passenger. The man was treated by EMT on the airplane.  
 
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Putin Angrily Resigns from Trump’s Reëlection Campaign


By:  @kavika, 3 months ago
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Latest By:  @spikegary, 3 months ago

Satire from the Borowitz Report Putin Angrily Resigns from Trump’s Reëlection Campaign By Andy Borowitz    April 12, 2017   Credit PHOTOGRAPH BY JUSTIN TALLIS / AFP / GETTY MOSCOW ( The Borowitz Report )—In a stunning rebuke of a former close political ally, Russian President Vladimir Putin on Wednesday angrily resigned from Donald Trump’s 2020 reëlection campaign. The abrupt resignation sent shockwaves through... 
 
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A Metaphorical "Courtesy Flush" for the Tactically Dismissive


By:  @community, 3 months ago
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Latest By:  @community, 3 months ago

Don't we all, without necessarily uttering a word of "thanks," appreciate those times in a public rest room (or, even a residential powder room situation) when the one on the "throne," gives us a "courtesy flush"? Of course we do. So it is, in that spirit of "considering the other guy in the room," that I, in deference to those who whine regularly, and, who are incessantly critical of, and, seemingly offended by, a particular means of conveying information on NT (and throughout the... 
 
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The Funniest Windows Error Messages You Have Ever Seen


By:  @krishna, 4 months ago
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Latest By:  @krishna, 4 months ago

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Trump Vows To Become First President To Land On The Moon


By:  @randy, 4 months ago
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Latest By:  @randy, 4 months ago

By the Burrard Street Journal - Wednesday, March 15, 2017 HOUSTON, TX—In a shocking revelation, Donald Trump has vowed to become the first world leader in history to visit the Moon, after becoming inspired by the film Independence Day. Speaking at his inaugural address Trump promised to “unlock the mysteries of space”, expressing an interest in putting man back on the moon by 2020. Now he has gone one better by vowing to personally spearhead the next... 
 
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Alternate science


By:  @bob-nelson, 4 months ago
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Mike Pence Asks Waiter To Remove Mrs. butterworth From Table Until Wife Arrives


By:  @kavika, 4 months ago
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Latest By:  @jwc2blue, 4 months ago

Mike Pence Asks Waiter To Remove Mrs. Butterworth From Table Until Wife Arrives   WASHINGTON—Expressing concerns about the propriety of being left alone with a syrup container of the opposite sex, Vice President Mike Pence reportedly asked his waiter Thursday to remove Mrs. Butterworth from the table until his wife arrived to join him at a local diner. “Excuse me, sir, would you please take this out of my line of sight until my wife gets here?” said... 
 
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Hitler reacts to Donald Trump Getting the Republican Nomination for President


By:  @krishna, 4 months ago
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Latest By:  @krishna, 4 months ago

I just came across this...a bit late for the election, but never-the-less . . . [jrEmbed module="jrYouTube" youtube_id="WEKUIOURVRw"]    
 
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Able-Bodied Senior Who Watches TV All Day Receives Free Government Meals


By:  @kavika, 4 months ago
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Latest By:  @cerenkov, 4 months ago

Able-Bodied Senior Who Watches TV All Day Receives Free Government Meals By Andy Borowitz   March 19, 2017  Credit PHOTOGRAPH BY JON HILL / REDUX WASHINGTON ( The Borowitz Report )—An able-bodied senior citizen who refuses to do anything but watch television receives three free government meals every day, according to reports. The senior, who has three piping-hot meals wheeled up to him each day, reportedly has no intention of working and prefers to fill his hours... 
 
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GOP to Replace Meals on Wheels with Scones on Drones


By:  @kavika, 4 months ago
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Latest By:  @randy, 4 months ago

Washington, D.C. — Donald Trump promised seniors on the campaign trail that “something terrific” would replace the popular Meals on Wheels program once repealed, and now we are finally finding out what this “terrific” program entails. Link  https://www.ncscooper.com/gop-to-replace-meals-on-wheels-with-scones-on-drones/  
 
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