Eat The Press - Do Not Read It! The Value is in the pulp in the paper, so Eat It, Michael. Don't Beat It!

Eat The Press - Do Not Read It! The Value is in the pulp in the paper, so Eat It, Michael. Don't Beat It!

We are the ORIGNINAL Fake News! We are so "fake" we just make "SHAT UP!" It is cheaper and quicker and does not require "vetting".

As "Urinal-ists," not Journalists, we don't even know what "vetting" is! Our Urinal-istic Creed is listed below. Be sure to memorize it when joining our Journalistic Crime Wave. You may be asked to repeat it in Pig-Latin.  

OUR CODE OF CONDUCT:

"The Public's Right to know every damn thing, about every damn one, right this damn minute, SUPERCEEDS, our right to tell the truth.

"So, we don't! We just make SH*T UP!"

Note to Writers:


We are always looking for twisted writers that need to get untwisted at times. If you are offended by WORDS, but, not deeds, then, you might want to slither over to one of those RIGHT WING, TRUMP IS GOD sites.

TRUMP ain't GOD, here!

At Eat The Press - Don't Wipe Your Bun With It, Trump, is a POS!



God Bless you, too! Cranky Pants.



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(I take 17 kinds of Medicines; If I ain't Doctored - No One Is!
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Located in Mildew, Ohio (Where there are NO JOBS, not even "Blow Jobs")

 

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