http://thenewstalkers.com/feed/group_discuss Mon, 09 Nov 2026 14:45:30 -0500 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/19847/vince-mcmahon-faces-allegations-of-trafficking http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/19847 Vincent Kennedy McMahon was recently implicated in grotesque sex scandal involving allegations of trafficking and engaging in fecal sex play.  I guess mud wrestling isn't dirty enough for Vince so he replaced the mud with poop.  McMahon, like his friend Donald Trump, is a liar who claims he 's a self-made man.  Butt, like The donald, Vince stole his daddy's business. 

McMahon graduated from East Carolina University with a degree in business in 1968, and began his tenure in professional wrestling as a commentator for WWE (then called the World Wide Wrestling Federation or WWWF) for most of the 1970s. He bought the company from his father, Vincent J. McMahon , in 1982.   https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vince_McMahon
The fans of professional wrestling consists chiefly of ignorant red necks who are extremely gullible.  Many of them don't know that pro wrestling is just choreographed pretend wrestling.  The WWE fans are like MAGATs.  
WWE shows are not legitimate contests but entertainment-based performance theater, featuring  storyline -driven,  scripted , and partially choreographed matches ; however, matches often include moves that can put performers at risk of injury, even death, if not performed correctly. The pre-determined aspect of professional wrestling was publicly acknowledged by WWE's owner Vince McMahon in 1989 in order to avoid taxes from athletic commissions. WWE brands its product as  sports entertainment , acknowledging professional wrestling's roots in competitive sport and dramatic theater.  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vince_McMahon
The "matches" are scripted (NOT competitive).  You cannot place sports bets on WWE events.  Donald Trump realized that the ignorant WWE fans are just like the members of his cult.  So he buddied up with Vince and Linda McMahon who became huge contributors to his campaign.  Trump made Linda McMahon his Secretary of Education because she opposes public education.
Trump shaved McMahon's head in the ring.
McMahon has changed pro wrestling.  The televised "matches" show very little fake wrestling, instead it is focused on the "bad guys" screaming about the "good guys" and shit talking.  So, naturally, Trump joined in.
Many of you are wondering why I hate pro wrestling.  I was a REAL wrestler.  I wrestled in high school and college.  Later, when I was a bartender, a big loudmouthed pro wrestler was bragging about being a wrestler.  I finally confronted him and said, "Are you a professional wrestler?"  When he said, "Yes" I laughed at him and said, "That means you're a bad actor."
He was fucking furious.  He said, "I guess you wrestled in college.  Big fucking deal.  I played football."  He outweighed me by about 100 pounds.
He challenged me to wrestle him and he went to the middle of the dance floor.  As I stepped on the dance floor I said, "I don't dance, asshole."  Predictably, he charged straight at me.  I used a spinning whizzer to plant his face into the hard floor, then I dragged the semiconscious dickhead to the exit and kicked him in the ass as I threw him out.
I received a standing ovation so I bowed and high fived everyone.  The so-called wrestler never showed his face again. 
]]> Mon, 29 Jan 2024 02:19:47 -0500 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/19833/mike-johnson-declares-the-senate-immigration-bill-dead-on-arrival http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/19833


Jan, 27, 2024 al Jizzerror Fake News - Joe Biden has been working with the Senate to pass a bipartisan immigration reform bill to deal with the border crisis. The donald does not want Congress to deal with the border crisis because he wants to use it as an issue in the 2024 campaign. The ReTrumplicans don’t care about what is good for the country, they are only interested in what is good for their party. So Trump wants Mike Johnson to block immigration reform in the House.








The donald said, "Mike Jackson is a great Speaker of the House.  He still pretends I won the election in 2020 and he is opposed to women's rights.  And Mike will make sure that the border will continue to be a disaster so I can blame it on Joe Biden."








]]> Sat, 27 Jan 2024 05:14:48 -0500 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/19824/why-do-generals-worry-about-trump http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/19824 What do generals really think about the prospect of a Trump dicktatershit?

Trump is an existential threat.  The donald is also a fucking traitor.
Okay, I know what the TDS* crowd will say (*TDS = Trump Dick Suckers).  They will cum to Trump's defense and claim that some generals support Trump's re-election.  That may be true.  There is one general (a traitor who received a presidential pardon) who still loves The donald.  This is a photo of General Flynn having dinner with Trump's boss:

So who the fuck wants Trump to have the launch codes for our nuclear weapons?





]]> Fri, 26 Jan 2024 00:34:38 -0500 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/19798/trump-is-the-big-wiener-in-new-hampshire http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/19798 Trump is a big wiener in Hew Hampshire, butt he won the primary anyway.  Will Trump now have the courage to debate?

Trump looks good, doesn't he?  Does he deserve to be president again?

Butt I'm glad that The Donald got what he needed for Christmas.

Diaper Donny's favorite song is Oops I Did It Again. ]]> Wed, 24 Jan 2024 03:09:18 -0500 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/19782/ron-desantis-quits http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/19782
DeSantis was once considered to be the heir apparent to The Donald.  Butt, unfortunately, as the voters began to see more of DeSantis, they realized that he was just a homophobic Trump wannabe.
DeSantis will probably become Trump's running mate.  Not because Trump needs an attack dog butt because Trump loves a good ass licker.

DeSantis once said he would "make America Florida."  That's fucking scary!
"WTF" has been redefined.




]]> Sun, 21 Jan 2024 18:17:27 -0500 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/19732/trumps-theory-of-magnetism http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/19732 Water has no effect on magnets but apparently The Donald thinks water washes off magnetic properties. If Biden said anything that stupid Fox would say it proves he’s senile. ]]> Mon, 15 Jan 2024 01:52:04 -0500 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/19731/republican-caucuses-turn-iowa-blue http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/19731


Jan 15 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - A “bomb cyclone” has brought Arctic weather to Iowa as Republicans huddled together trying not to freeze their caucuses off.
A Wind Chill Warning has been issued for the state through noon Tuesday. Des Moines will have a high of -7 degrees and the wind chill will stay at -30 degrees or colder. Trump supporters will have to rely of their hate to stay warm. Trump has risen to 69% in the latest polls and he is urging his supporters to turn out despite the weather and to put their money where their mouths are.










Happy Martin Luther King Day!

]]> Mon, 15 Jan 2024 01:01:02 -0500 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/19710/appeals-court-hears-trumps-immunity-case http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/19710


Appeals Court Hears Trump’s Immunity Case
Jan 10, 2024 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - In the federal appeals court, the former president’s lawyers claimed that Trump has unlimited “Presidential Immunity.” Therefore, The Donald cannot be held responsible for any of his illegal or amoral acts.












In an infamous interview with Howard Stern, Trump claimed that avoiding STD's was his "personal Vietnam."

]]> Thu, 11 Jan 2024 00:14:56 -0500 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/19100/is-marjorie-taylor-greene-a-neanderthal http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/19100
Neanderthals have been depicted in popular culture since the early 20th century. Early depictions conveyed and perpetuated notions of proverbially crude, low-browed cavemen ; since the latter part of the 20th century, some depictions have modeled more sympathetic reconstructions of the genus Homo in the Middle Paleolithic era. [1] [2] In popular idiom, people sometimes use the word "Neanderthal" as an insult - to suggest that a person so designated combines a deficiency in intelligence and a tendency to use brute force. The term may also imply that a person is old-fashioned or attached to outdated ideas, much in the same way as the terms " dinosaur " or "Yahoo" .
Origins

Arthur Keith of Britain and Marcellin Boule of France, were both senior members of their respective national paleontological institutes and among the most eminent paleoanthropologists of the early 20th century. Both men argued that this "primitive" Neanderthal could not be a direct ancestor of modern man. As a result, the museum's copy of the almost complete Neanderthal fossil of La Chapelle-aux-Saints was inaccurately mounted in an exaggerated crooked pose with a deformed and heavily curved spine and legs buckled. Boule commissioned the first illustrations of Neanderthal where he was characterized as a hairy gorilla-like figure with opposable toes, based on a skeleton that was already distorted with arthritis. [7] [8] [9] [10] [11]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neanderthals_in_popular_culture


Does MTG have "Neanderthal" toes?
This Neanderthal is on exhibit at the Museum of Confluences in Lyon, France. It depicts a Neanderthal woman that somehow looks familiar.

Please don't drag Neanderthals down to the level of Marjorie Taylor Greene. It's pretty rude to compare a fairly advanced and intelligent hominid species to the likes of MTG.
I would like to thank E John for sending me the above exhibit.  He wants someone to hack MTG's account to make it her profile picture.





]]> Sat, 30 Sep 2023 03:57:37 -0400 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/19054/the-meanest-meme-of-the-year http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/19054 This is the cruelest meme I have created this year.
It's based on a true story:
2 dead, more than 40 injured in rollover crash of bus carrying students in New York

Preliminary findings indicate a faulty front tire may have contributed to the crash on Interstate 84 in Wawayanda.





Sept. 21, 2023, 3:00 PM EDT  /  Updated Sept. 22, 2023, 12:12 AM EDT

By Antonio Planas , Brittany Kubicko , Yasmeen Persaud and Emilie Ikeda



Two adults are dead and more than 40 other people are injured after a bus carrying students headed to band camp rolled over in New York state Thursday afternoon, officials said.
Five students were in critical condition after the bus, which was transporting 40 students and four adults from Long Island's Farmingdale School District, fell down a 50-foot ravine, state officials said at a news conference Thursday evening.




https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/rollover-bus-crash-new-york-leaves-40-injured-5-critically-rcna111440
I call the meme, " Wake up and smell my flute ."

Too soon?
]]> Fri, 22 Sep 2023 04:15:54 -0400 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/18870/sarah-palin-advocates-civil-war http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/18870
















Sarah Palin Advocates Civil War













August 25, 2023 ( al Jizzerror Fake News ) - Sarah Palin apparently wants to be Trump’s running mate. I hope she “helps” The Donald as much as she “helped” John McCain.
Is Palin trying to impress Trump by advocating violence, or is she actually trying to destroy the United States?
Palin tried to make "veiled threats" so let's peek under her fucking veil.
Sarah Palin Calls For Trump Supporters To 'Rise Up' Over Arrest, Alludes To 'Civil War'

Although it’s typical for a person accused of a felony to be arrested, Newsmax host Eric Bolling felt compelled to ask Palin if Trump’s arrest was proof of a two-tiered justice system.
Palin responded to the Republican red meat with gusto: “I mean, I think those who are conducting this travesty and creating this two-tier system of justice, I want to ask them: What the heck? Do you want us to be in civil war? Because that’s what’s going to happen.”
Palin vowed that “we’re not going to keep putting up with this,” and praised Bolling for suggesting that “we need to get angry.”
She added: “We do need to rise up and take our country back.”
Palin then griped that the Republican National Committee has “the funds” and “the platform” to stoke “collective anger” over the indictments, but that “they’re too timid, and a bunch of frickin’ RINOs [Republicans in name only] running the thing.”
She warned that the RNC “better get their stuff together, or I have to ask them, too: What do they want as an outcome of this, civil war?”
https://news.yahoo.com/sarah-palin-calls-trump-supporters-210525664.html






 





“She’s coming with a full heart and a full magazine.”
I think we all know what Sarah Palin is really “full of”.
Heres' the REAL joke:




]]> Fri, 25 Aug 2023 23:41:39 -0400 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/18858/ron-desantis-declared-war-on-mexico-at-debate http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/18858




After pretending to be a Navy SEAL in Iraq early in the debate, Ron “Combat” DeSantis said he would send US armed forces into Mexico on “DAY ONE” of his administration to deal with the Mexican cartels.
It is illegal to use the US military as law enforcement personnel and, of course, the US has no jurisdiction to make arrests in Mexico.
Some of the other Republicans on the stage advocated using diplomacy (with both China and Mexico) to deal with the fentanyl problem. DeSantis was the only one who advocated an invasion of Mexico. He also said anyone who crosses our border would end up “stone cold dead.” Is it me, or does that seem to be a slightly aggressive immigration policy?






















DeSantis Vows to Send US Military Into Mexico to Stop Fentanyl Labs





https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-08-24/desantis-vows-to-send-us-military-into-mexico-to-stop-fentanyl#xj4y7vzkg

]]> Thu, 24 Aug 2023 03:10:24 -0400 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/18835/trump-asked-ai-for-debate-strategy http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/18835 August 21, 2023 ( al Jizzerror Fake News )
Former President Donald Trump sought advice from a super computer on tonight’s Republican presidential debate.
Many people wonder why Trump has decided to skip the debate. If Trump is actually “a stable genius”shouldn’t he be able to win a political debate?
The Donald’s decision was based on artificial intelligence.










So rather than skip the debate, The Donald will participate in another media event in an attempt to distract his cult followers from seeing debate. Therefore, Trump will allow Fucker Carlson to fellate his tiny mushroom on television during the debate.



]]> Mon, 21 Aug 2023 15:19:31 -0400 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/18811/elon-musk-is-afraid-to-fight-mark-zuckerberg http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/18811 Aug. 14, 2023 (alJizzerror Fake News) - Elon Musk pretends to be a tough guy but he is actually a fucking wuzz. He probably thought he could intimidate Mark Zuckerberg but it didn’t work. Zuck accepted the challenge so Musk is backing down.
What could have been the “nerd fight of the century” probably isn’t going to happen.

Mark Zuckerberg says 'it's time to move on' from Elon Musk cage fight
CNN Business
Mark Zuckerberg says Elon Musk “isn’t serious” about a cage fight and “it’s time to move on” from their proposed showdown, the details of which were never nailed down.
“Elon won’t confirm a date, then says he needs surgery, and now asks to do a practice round in my backyard instead,” the Meta chief executive wrote on social platform Threads Sunday.
“If Elon ever gets serious about a real date and official event, he knows how to reach me. Otherwise, time to move on. I’m going to focus on competing with people who take the sport seriously.”

So, what do you think?  Will the evil billionaires ever actually fight?  If they do fight, who do you think will win?  Is Elon Musk the whitest guy in history?



]]> Mon, 14 Aug 2023 22:49:02 -0400 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/18695/vaccine-politics-may-be-to-blame-for-gop-excess-deaths http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/18695




Vaccine politics may be to blame for GOP excess deaths, study finds





















By David Ovalle









                                   July 24, 2023 at 11:00 a.m. EDT





The Yale study adds to a growing body of research indicating that Republican messaging on vaccines and other public health measures such as mask-wearing, limiting crowds and social distancing may have led to preventable deaths.
Last year, a study from researchers at the University of Maryland and University of California at Irvine published in Health Affairs concluded that Republican-majority counties experienced nearly 73 additional deaths per 100,000 people relative to majority Democratic counties through October 2021. The study suggested that vaccine uptake accounted for only 10 percent of the Republican-Democrat gap in deaths.
The release of the Yale study comes as the vaccine rollout and policies under President Biden have faced criticism by some Republicans, including members of the Republican-led House Select Subcommittee on the Coronavirus Pandemic.
In Florida, Gov. Ron DeSantis (R) pushed the rollout of vaccines early in the pandemic. But as he prepared to mount a bid for the Republican presidential nomination, DeSantis displayed increased hostility toward vaccines, petitioning for a state grand jury to investigate supposed wrongdoing related to vaccines. Florida’s health department even issued a “health alert” on mRNA vaccine safety, which drew sharp rebukes .
Public health officials fear mixed messaging on coronavirus vaccines by Republicans is shaping attitudes toward the vaccine in dangerous ways.
In a nationwide survey published in March by the University of South Florida, only 49 percent of Republicans said they were “very” or “somewhat confident” that coronavirus vaccines are safe, contrasted with 88 percent of Democrats. Stephen R. Neely, a professor at USF’s School of Public Affairs who conducted the survey, said the Yale study was important because it highlighted how sharply partisanship over coronavirus vaccine safety and efficacy has led to unnecessary deaths.
“It’s one of the most telling metrics I’ve seen in how the politicization of the pandemic has played out in the real world,” Neely said.





Aug 1, 2023 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - The high rate of stupid anti-vaxxers within the ReTrumplican party has resulted in a higher rate of COVID deaths.  People who die because of their own stupidity are eligible for "Darwin Awards."  These dead ReTrumplicans will not be eligible to vote in the 2024 election.  Their stupidity should help insure that Joe Biden (who urged all Americans to get vaccinated) will be re-elected.
Donald Trump also contributed to the higher rate of Republican COVID deaths.  Trump held rallies during the pandemic.  Most of the MAGAs in attendance did not wear masks and they were not "social distancing".  The Trump "super spreader" rallies, and even gatherings at the Trump White House, helped spread COVID.  Trump and many members of his staff contracted COVID.








]]> Tue, 01 Aug 2023 03:02:40 -0400 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/18672/rhonda-santis-is-channeling-rick-santorum http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/18672


Rhonda Santis is Channeling Rick Santorum
July 29, 2023 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - Have you noticed that Rhonda Santis is pretending to be masculine? Rhonda isn’t in the closet with Lindsey Graham. She’s in Rick Santorum’s closet. Apparently DeSantis loves Santorum’s sexy sweater vests.










Desantis is so impressed with Santorum’s macho sweater vests that he has his own gay monogramed “jacket vest.”










As Jerry Seinfeld would say, “Not that there’s anything wrong with that.”









]]> Sat, 29 Jul 2023 17:56:07 -0400 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/18640/twitter-is-going-nuts-over-donald-trumps-awkward-kiss http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/18640
Twitter Is Going Nuts Over Donald Trump's Awkward Kiss With a Republican Woman Who Is Not Named Melania

Kristyn Burtt

Fri, July 21, 2023, 3:09 PM EDT

Twitter is going nuts after a six-second video clip surfaced of Donald Trump giving someone other than his wife , Melania Trump, a kiss. The woman is a face who is very familiar to the Republican Party and the inner circle of the former president: Kari Lake.

Lake, who reportedly was hanging around Mar-a-Lago quite a bit in hopes of being named Donald Trump’s 2024 running mate , was at an event at his Bedminster, New Jersey golf club. In the video, he’s surrounded by his voter base and a sea of smartphones that are recording his every move. That’s when Donald Trump leans in and Lake’s face suddenly appears as they give each other a rather awkward kiss and his lips land high on her cheekbone. The former news journalist made a “muah” sound as they exchanged their friendly affection, and she smiled as he backed away.


https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/twitter-going-nuts-over-donald-190941153.html?soc_src=social-sh&soc_trk=ma
Melanoma is probably glad that The Donald has a new pornstar, oops, I meant "slut". 
Kari Lake and Trump love to sit around naked and lie to each other.  Trump likes to deny his election loss and pretend to be the smartest person on the planet.  Kari Lake likes to deny her election loss and pretend to be beautiful.
Trump has spent thousands of dollars on Viagra, Cialis and Spanish Fly.  Unfortunately, Trump still suffers from erection denial and there are still flies in the Lake.

When you can't cut the mustard, you can lick the jar. ]]> Wed, 26 Jul 2023 18:17:05 -0400 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/18571/mathematicians-overrun-florida-neighborhood http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/18571 The Lionhead Rabbit Invasion
Feral rabbits are considered Florida’s new “invasive species”.
In the suburbs of Fort Lauderdale, there’s a new “invasive species” to contend with in a state all too familiar with the destructive habits of non-native animals. The small community of Wilton Manors is trying to contend with the bunnies who are rapidly multiplying. They are digging holes, invading gardens and even chewing on outdoor wiring. And, of course, they are pooping everywhere. The city commission voted in April to exterminate the visitors after receiving an $8,000 estimate from a trapping company, but that has not happened yet. Perhaps another invasive species, Burmese Pythons, can help with the bunny infestation.










In a related story, Wilton Manors has become a major source of raisins.
Most people underestimate how dangerous rabbits can be.


]]> Wed, 19 Jul 2023 02:19:47 -0400 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/18563/desantis-fired-staffers-to-avoid-a-sex-scandal http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/18563


What was the real reason DeSantis fired roughly a dozen staffers?
It was done to avoid a major sex scandal in his campaign.
July 16, 2023 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - An anonymous source within the Tallahassee police department has provided new information about the shakeup in the DeSantis campaign staff.
Dixon Cox, a veteran vice detective, said the department was investigating a male escort service that was suspected of participating in underage prostitution. They recorded a call requesting a dozen “boys” for a party at a local hotel. When they raided the party they found about a dozen naked middle age men enjoying an orgy. Apparently, the boys didn’t arrive at the party because their van was involved in an accident.
Detective Cox said, “When we entered the hotel room we discovered naked men, condoms, lube, marijuana, and lots of booze. Since the men were consenting adults, no arrests were made. I understand that DeSantis was hiding in the closet (as usual).”
The DeSantis campaign refused to answer our request for a comment.




















BTW, as Jerry Seinfeld said:













































]]> Tue, 18 Jul 2023 02:48:27 -0400 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/18562/desantis-fired-staffers-to-avoid-a-sex-scandal http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/18562


What was the real reason DeSantis fired roughly a dozen staffers?
It was done to avoid a major sex scandal in his campaign.
July 16, 2023 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - An anonymous source within the Tallahassee police department has provided new information about the shakeup in the DeSantis campaign staff.
Dixon Cox, a veteran vice detective, said the department was investigating a male escort service that was suspected of participating in underage prostitution. They recorded a call requesting a dozen “boys” for a party at a local hotel. When they raided the party they found about a dozen naked middle age men enjoying an orgy. Apparently, the boys didn’t arrive at the party because their van was involved in an accident.
Detective Cox said, “When we entered the hotel room we discovered naked men, condoms, lube, marijuana, and lots of booze. Since the men were consenting adults, no arrests were made. I understand that DeSantis was hiding in the closet (as usual).”
The DeSantis campaign refused to answer our request for a comment.




















BTW, as Jerry Seinfeld said:













































]]> Tue, 18 Jul 2023 02:44:12 -0400 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/18545/desantis-may-deport-lionel-messi http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/18545


DeSantis May Deport Lionel Messi
July 16, 2023 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - Lionel Messi is the world’s best soccer player and he is coming to the United States. Unfortunately he signed with Inter Miami. The homophobic governor of Floriduh famously hates immigrants. He recently realized that Lionel Messi is from Argentina. Then DeSantis saw this poster and he freaked out.










DeSantis said, “What’s with all of the gay pink shit? That’s Two strikes against him! One more and he’s out! I’ll deport him back to whatever shit hole he came from.”
A staffer quickly informed DeSantis that Messi is the highest paid soccer player in the world. DeSantis said, “Well, he better make a big campaign contribution if he wants to stay.  We don't need homosexual immigrants in Florida."












































]]> Sun, 16 Jul 2023 01:10:30 -0400 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/18495/the-freedumb-caucus-feud http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/18495



Two weeks after its members voted to oust Greene, it's not clear whether the vote was even successful.
The Freedom Caucus is infamous for holding a gun to the head of the American economy. But eventually they had to eat what caucus member Chip Roy, R-Texas, called “a turd-sandwich.”
Marjorie Taylor Greene cozied up to Speaker McCarthy to gain clout within the GOP. So when McCarthy decided to pull back from the brink in order to contain the political fallout from his party’s recklessness, MTG supported him. So the Freedumb Caucus decided to kick MTG out of their cult. But it’s still not clear if she’s really out.
The Freedumb Caucus rose out of the ashes of the Tea Party idiots (like Ron DeSantis, Jim Jordan, Mick Mulvaney and Mark Meadows). Their goal was to destroy the federal government. When Trump lost in 2020, they once again returned to their obstructionist roots. They use threats (even against their own party) to extract concessions. But even the threat of a government shutdown and a default on the debt didn’t bully McCarthy into more concessions.
MTG actually had the testicles to vote to raise the debt ceiling (OMG!) to avoid default. Somehow the Freedumb Caucus seems totally impotent now. They can’t control the Speaker even though they changed to rules to facilitate his removal.


















]]> Sat, 08 Jul 2023 15:03:38 -0400 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/18461/casey-desantis-a-man-of-integrity-and-honor http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/18461


















Twitter Users Notice Something Weird In Resurfaced Ron DeSantis Beach Pic



A campaign photo from 2015 is making waves because of one bizarre little detail

















However, eagle-eyed people managed to find the original photo from a Flickr account called “DeSantis for Senate” and noticed something weird about it: Neither DeSantis nor his wife left footprints in the sand.










https://www.huffpost.com/entry/ron-desantis-beach-photo-2015-campaign_n_649ded29e4b030efa11f4ce0
July 4, 2023 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - Many people found it odd that Ron DeSantis and his wife could walk on a beach and leave no footprints. I found the first photo interesting because of the caption; “CASEY DESANTIS: A MAN OF INTEGRITY AND HONOR”.
It’s interesting because I didn’t know Casey DeSantis is a “MAN”. I didn’t realize DeSantis is in a same sex marriage. So why is Rhonda Santis so fucking homophobic?








GAY!!!









]]> Tue, 04 Jul 2023 15:32:38 -0400 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/18459/ron-desantis-declares-war-on-the-lgbtq-community http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/18459




Ron DeSantis is determined to run to the right of The Donald.  He is now featuring the most homophobic video in political history.  While trying to (inaccurately) portray Trump as "pro-LGBTQ, DeSantis is indicating that he is the most homophobic candidate.











Opinion | The Ron DeSantis video all but calls for eliminating trans people



DeSantis' presidential campaign reposted a video likening him to the character of "American Psycho" — and thought that was a good thing









The Republican Party has revved up its anti-LGBTQ agenda in recent years, mostly under the banner of a backlash against trans rights and new trans-inspired gender norms. On Thursday, that renewed animosity appeared to kick into an even higher gear when Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis’ presidential campaign reposted a video that all but called for the extermination of trans people.



The vile video reflects DeSantis’ campaign strategy — staking out a lane to the right of former President Donald Trump on major culture war issues. It’s unclear if there are any limits on what he’ll do in order to claim that territory.
While a dark, thumping beat throbs in the background, the video celebrates DeSantis’ zealotry by quoting headlines and clips of pundits criticizing DeSantis, referring to him signing the “most extreme slate of anti-trans laws in modern history” and producing some of the “harshest, most draconian laws that literally threaten trans existence.”
Interspersed among these clips are images of men presumably intended to convey DeSantis’ persona, which include: Christian Bale in the film “American Psycho,” in which he plays an unfeeling sociopath who murders homeless people; Brad Pitt as the warrior Achilles in the film “Troy”; Leonardo DiCaprio as a cocaine-addled, wife-beating Wall Street fraudster in “Wolf of Wall Street”; and the GigaChad meme , a photoshopped depiction of an imperious-looking ultra-muscular man originally associated with incel forums.






As some have observed, the funny thing about this video is that stylistically it’s sort of camp, and the emphasis on muscular men alongside a techno beat that could plausibly be heard at a gay club gives it a homoerotic vibe. Chasten Buttigieg, the husband of Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg, responded to the video by tweeting : “This is actually very gay.
https://www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnbc-opinion/ron-desantis-ad-video-trans-lgbtq-rcna92392?cid=eml_mda_20230704&user_email=58caa2ed32c32161f09f88b6e68f047a27c6735d7c7dcd112ef675b698de8281










Maybe DeSantis is still trying to recover his masculinity after all of the go-go boots memes.  Or maybe he didn't like it when we called him "Rhonda".  Personally, I thought Rhonda looked pretty in her thigh high go-go boots.

]]> Tue, 04 Jul 2023 13:27:18 -0400 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/18445/did-melanoma-screw-the-pooch http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/18445


Melania Trump Just Released a New Financial Venture That Landed Multiple A-Listers in Legal Trouble


















Melania Trump Just Released a New Financial Venture That Landed Multiple A-Listers in Legal Trouble

It seems that Donald Trump’s wife Melania Trump is about to dip her toes back into another financial venture. But this isn’t something like a firm or a fashion line, because this venture has landed so many in legal trouble (and didn’t end great for Melaina the first time she tried this)! On June 29, […]



https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/melania-trump-just-released-financial-142500798.html?soc_src=social-sh&soc_trk=ma















July 3, 2023 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - Melanoma posted on Truth Social that she’s released a new NFT collection titled “Yearning to Breathe Free.” NFT stands for a “not-fucking tangible”.
I haven’t seen her “Yearning to Breathe Free” collection but I assume it’s a series of close-ups of her vagina. It’s Melanoma’s “art”.
“Back in early 2022, she released a Head of State Collection fashion-based NFT drop that earned around $170,000 at auction. However, eagle-eyed online users noticed some disparities, and claimed that either Melania or someone from her team was the winning bid, and they speculate that they did this to inflate the price of their assets, per The Chainsaw .” - from Yahoo

























]]> Mon, 03 Jul 2023 22:40:40 -0400 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/18444/gay-couple-cited-by-christian-web-designer-who-won-supreme-court-case-may-not-exist http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/18444


Gay couple cited by Christian web designer who won Supreme Court case may not exist
A report in the New Republic raised questions about a 2016 inquiry that the plaintiff in a major Supreme Court case said she received for a same-sex wedding website.










Gay couple cited by Christian web designer who won Supreme Court case may not exist

A report in the New Republic raised questions about a 2016 inquiry that the plaintiff in a major Supreme Court case said she received for a same-sex wedding website.



https://news.yahoo.com/gay-couple-cited-by-christian-web-designer-who-won-supreme-court-case-may-not-exist-164940986.html?soc_src=social-sh&soc_trk=ma















July 3, 2023 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - It appears that the Rednecks on SCOTUS have decided to infringe on LGBTQ rights based on a fake case. The Christian web designer has never designed web pages for weddings and she did not receive a request from a gay man to create a page for his wedding. The case is almost as bogus as the six “conservatives” on the Supreme Court.














The Supreme Court traditionally protected civil rights.  The present members of SCOTUS are removing those protections.  




]]> Mon, 03 Jul 2023 21:58:05 -0400 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/18385/why-did-the-snow-in-utah-turn-pink http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/18385 June 17, 2023 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - The plentiful snow pack in Utah has turned pink.  It is purely coincidental that it happened on "Pride Day". Scientists say it’s the result of a green algae bloom that thrives in snow. The algae is called, “ Chlamydomonas ”. The pink snow is often called “watermelon snow.”  Some members of the LGBTQ community are calling it "rainbow snow".
A Local sheriff in Utah, Red Neckerson is warning Utah residents to avoid contact with the “gay snow”. He claims that the snow will infect people with Chlamydia (a common STD) that he claims turns people gay. Sheriff Neckerson has contacted the military to secure flame throwers for his deputies to eradicate the gay snow. When questioned about the possibility of sparking forest fires, Neckerson said, I’m sure the good people of Utah would rather burn than become homosexuals.
Naturally, Rhonda DeSatan, the homophobic governor of Florida, has asked the Florida legislature to pass a preemptive law to outlaw pink snow in Florida. DeSatan said, “the snow in Utah was originally white but it has transitioned to become pink. We cannot permit that to happen here because the “pink trans snow" will groom our children and turn them into mutants.














]]> Wed, 28 Jun 2023 09:21:22 -0400 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/18313/desantis-supporters-visit-disney-world http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/18313









June 17, 2023 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - Nazi protestors visited Disney World to show their displeasure for a liberal mouse. They also enjoyed the opportunity to yell racist epithets at people going into Disney World. They chanted things like, “Mickey Mouse Is a fucking Jewish N-word!” and “Jewish mice will not replace us!” The Nazis seemed to enjoy being offensive. They chanted shit like “Mickey Mouse is a fag and Minnie is a dyke!”
One car that was full of young people stopped to listen to the Nazis. They were smoking weed and started laughing at the Nazis. They began to yell stuff back at the Nazis. They yelled, “Hitler sucked Himmler!” and “Nazis lost the war!” and “Hitler was a gay midget!” This infuriated the Nazis. One of them kicked the Mercedes (Hitler’s favorite car) that the liberals were in. The idiot appeared to break his foot.
Nazis also have a political agenda. They have decided to support the candidate who reminds them of Hitler, so they like Ron DeSantis.










Has DeSantis said anything negative about Nazis?
Are there are very fine people on both sides of swastikas?










It's heartwarming that DeSantis has such a dedicated group of individuals who support him so fervently. ]]> Sat, 17 Jun 2023 23:28:36 -0400 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/18295/transphobic-america-first-anti-immigrant-beer-drinkers-make-modelo-americas-1-beer http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/18295


Transphobic “America First” Anti-Immigrant Beer Drinkers Make Modelo America’s #1 Beer
June 16, 2023 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - Bud Light was the most popular beer in the US for over twenty Years. That all changed because they sent one specially marked beer to a transgender influencer (Dylan Mulvaney).










Kid Rock and his redneck buddies fear that if they continue drinking bud light, their dicks will fall off and they will turn into extremely ugly women. So now they’re drinking Mexican beer for penis protection.










Modelo has a unique brewing process that employs “suicide yeast”. The fermentation is allowed to continue until the yeast dies from the alcohol it produces. Because the alcohol content is too high the last stage of brewing Modelo involves their unique dilution process.






Local volunteers assist in the dilution of Modelo which gives it its distinctive flavor. I guess Kid Rock and his fellow transphobic rednecks would rather drink pee than drink their former favorite beer.


















]]> Fri, 16 Jun 2023 04:13:40 -0400 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/18289/trump-has-a-new-enemy http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/18289 Trump Names A Baffling New Enemy In Latest Unhinged All-Caps Rant

Ed Mazza

Thu, June 15, 2023, 2:02 AM EDT





Donald Trump has found another enemy, and this one might be his most mysterious choice of villain yet.
The former president fired off an all-caps post on his flailing Truth Social website attacking many of his usual suspects, including “the radical left” and “marxists & communists.”
But this rant also included a new target: Mutants.












Donald Trump vs. Mutants



Trump has a longtime habit of demonizing just about any person or group for even mild criticism.
But even so, it’s not clear who or what he meant by “mutants.

I stand with the mutants!
]]> Thu, 15 Jun 2023 14:05:57 -0400 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/18214/is-newstalkers-making-us-attention-whores http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/18214 Do you like it when your content generates lots of views?  Do lots of supportive comments make you feel good?  Do you frequently check your tracker   to determine your popularity?  Do you look at the "Trending Articles In Forum" list to see if you are in the top five?  If you answered “yes” to these questions, then you may be an “ attention whore ”.
On the other hand, are you making any money on Social Media?  If you ARE making money here, then you are definitely an attention whore.  But if, like me, you are NOT making any money here, then you are just an “ attention slut ”.  Making money on your content  makes you a " pro " (as in pro stitute).  If you only make a  little bit of money, then you are a " cheap attention whore".  

If you manage to rip off your fans for tons of money then you're Donald Fucking Trump.  


Trump swag isn't the only thing Trump is making money on.
The Donald is also selling government documents.

And, of course, he raised lots of money for a non-existent fund.

Anyone who contributed to Trump's fake fund was unknowingly agreeing to make weekly contributions
Trump’s Campaign Bilked His Fans Out of Millions Because of Course It Did



By Jonathan Chait , who’s been a New York political columnist since 2011.



Donald Trump may be a man with a very limited set of talents, but he has learned to apply those talents to masterful effect. His talent is to employ shameless lies to create an image of himself in the media, and then use that media to bilk people.
Typically, a grifter runs up against the limits of public knowledge: Once he is exposed, it becomes progressively more difficult to find new marks. But here is where Trump’s particular genius exceeds all who came before him, and allowed him to operate his scam on a world-historical scale. Trump has always attracted so much media that any particular exposé of his crooked deeds is overwhelmed by the cacophony.
Shane Goldmacher reports at the New York Times that Trump’s campaign bilked donors out of tens of millions of dollars . The scam was not complicated. When people gave them money online, the donations came with pre-checked boxes authorizing the campaign to take donations every single week . They needed to uncheck the box to stop the automatic transfer.
At first the auto-checked box simply said, “Make this a recurring monthly donation.” Then it added, “Make this a recurring weekly donation until 11/3,” with a second box below it, with even more text, authorizing an additional one-time $100 donation on September 29.
Ultimately, the messages included two text-heavy boxes, filled with boldfaced, all-caps slogans, with a much less conspicuous line at the bottom informing whoever had made it through this mini op-ed that they were authorizing the campaign to drain their bank account. 
https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2021/04/trumps-campaign-scammed-donors-auto-checked-box.html


















]]> Tue, 06 Jun 2023 22:07:28 -0400 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/18131/can-republicans-solve-the-fake-debt-ceiling-crisis-they-created http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/18131 May 27, 2023 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - Kevin McCarthy and his fellow Retrumplicans decided to make the debt ceiling a political football in order to blame it on President Biden. These are the same assholes who rubber stamped three debt ceiling increases when Trump was president with no strings attached.
The idiotic Retrumplicans may even follow the advice of their fearful leader, The Donald, to default on the debt (which is unconstitutional). Sure this enormously ridiculous move would damage the value of the dollar and plunge the economy into a severe recession, but they don’t give a shit as long as they can blame Biden. Retrumplicans always prioritize their party over the country.
Kevin McCarthy has managed to put himself on political thin ice. The knuckle draggers in the so called “freedumb caucus” always favor stupid shit, so if McCarthy backs down on the bullshit debt ceiling crisis, he could become the former speaker of the House of Reprehensibles. That would be the most amusing outcome of McCarthy’s bullshit debt ceiling crisis.
]]> Sat, 27 May 2023 12:14:57 -0400 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/18111/rhonda-insantis-announces-presidential-run http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/18111 May 24, 2023 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - Rhonda InSantis will join farces with Elon Musk to try to steal the Republican nomination away from The Donald. They have decided to collude to rig the Republican nomination process against Trump. Naturally, Elon Musk is claiming that he is NOT actually endorsing InSantis. Musk wants to maintain plausible deniability in case Trump wins. Like most Republicans, Musk is afraid of Trump. But, WTF, how can Trump make a nickname to ridicule Elon Musk? Elon Musk already has a ridiculous name.
Rhonda InSantis has declared “war on woke.” He is campaigning against woke colleges, woke teachers, woke Democrats, woke corporations and anyone who owns an alarm clock. InSantis also hates the LGBTQ community because he is a latent homosexual. Rhonda's infamous war on Disney is a perfect example of hypocrisy. Traditionally Republicans are very corporate friendly. InSantis claims to be in favor of freedom of speech. But, when Disney criticized his “don’t say gay” bullshit, Rhonda decided to seize control of Disney World. Didn’t the Supreme Court say corporations are people and they’re entitled to free speech? Oh, my bad… they said MONEY is free speech, so corporations can make unlimited donations to Republican candidates.
]]> Thu, 25 May 2023 09:06:39 -0400 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/18110/2000-children-were-molested-by-the-catholick-clergy-in-illinois http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/18110 May 25 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - Pedophile Priests are a Catholick tradition. Covering up to protect the perverts is also a fucking Catholick tradition. The man who used to be responsible for the cover-up was even elected Pope.
“Ratzinger's 2001 letter De delictis gravioribus clarified the confidentiality of internal church investigations, as defined in the 1962 document Crimen sollicitationis , into accusations made against priests of certain crimes, including sexual abuse . This became a subject of controversy during the sex abuse cases . For 20 years, Ratzinger had been the man in charge of enforcing the document.” - Wikipedia
Ratzinger became the first Nazi Pope - Pope Benedict XVI. He was also the first Pope in centuries to resign. After he resigned, Pope Benedict traveled the world to give children the opportunity to suck the Popesickle.
While Pope, Benedict travelled to Africa to address the HIV pandemic there. He infamously told Africans that condoms cause AIDS.
What are some possible solutions the Catholicks could employ to deal with their pedophile Priests? They can’t be crucified because, of course, Jesus. Maybe they can be canonized using real cannons. Maybe the Catholick Church could conduct public beheadings (the "little heads" - castrations) using tiny guillotines. We should probably leave it to the Catholick Church since they did so much cool research during the Inquisition. ]]> Thu, 25 May 2023 08:17:27 -0400 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/18109/2000-children-were-molested-by-the-catholick-clergy-in-illinois http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/18109 May 25 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - Pedophile Priests are a Catholick tradition. Covering up to protect the perverts is also a fucking Catholick tradition. The man who used to be responsible for the cover-up was even elected Pope.
“Ratzinger's 2001 letter De delictis gravioribus clarified the confidentiality of internal church investigations, as defined in the 1962 document Crimen sollicitationis , into accusations made against priests of certain crimes, including sexual abuse . This became a subject of controversy during the sex abuse cases . For 20 years, Ratzinger had been the man in charge of enforcing the document.” - Wikipedia
Ratzinger became the first Nazi Pope - Pope Benedict XVI. He was also the first Pope in centuries to resign. After he resigned, Pope Benedict traveled the world to give children the opportunity to suck the Popesickle.
While Pope, Benedict travelled to Africa to address the HIV pandemic there. He infamously told Africans that condoms cause AIDS.
What are some possible solutions the Catholicks could employ to deal with their pedophile Priests? They can’t be crucified because, of course, Jesus. Maybe they can be canonized using real cannons. Maybe the Catholick Church could conduct public beheadings (the "little heads" - castrations) using tiny guillotines. We should probably leave it to the Catholick Church since they did so much cool research during the Inquisition. ]]> Thu, 25 May 2023 07:59:57 -0400 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/18108/nazi-terrorist-threats-cause-target-to-cancel-pride-sale http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/18108 May 24 (al Jizzerror Fake News) - Because of Donald Trump’s “big lie” there has been a rise in domestic violent extremism (DVE).
“Since introducing this year’s collection, we’ve experienced threats impacting our team members’ sense of safety and wellbeing while at work,” a Target spokeswussie said.
“Given these volatile circumstances, we are making adjustments to our plans, including removing items that have been at the center of the most significant confrontational behavior,” the spokeswuz said.
Target has offered “pride products” during Pride Month (June) for over ten years. But Target has caved to the terrorist threats this year because the LGBTQ community poses no threat and the fucking redneck Trumpers are armed and crazy.]]> Thu, 25 May 2023 07:27:20 -0400 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/17898/fucker-carlson-like-the-donald-is-a-russian-asset http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/17898
Yes, Fox "News" fired Fucker Carlson. 

Butt, of course, Carlson, like Trump, is still a Russian asset 
Maybe Fox realized that their paid liar has also been outed as a fucking hypocrite by the revelations revealed by the Dominion lawsuit.  These internal messages showed the hypocrisy of the Fox stars, especially Fucker Carlson.  Here are a couple of highlights from Carlson's messages:




"We are very, very close to being able to ignore Trump most nights," he wrote in a text sent on 4 January 2021. "I truly can't wait."










"I hate him passionately," he added.








Mr Carlson, the top-rated host on the conservative network, also appeared to denigrate the Trump presidency in these private messages, despite lauding his achievements on air.








"That's the last four years. We're all pretending we've got a lot to show for it, because admitting what a disaster it's been is too tough to digest. But come on. There isn't really an upside to Trump. "




https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-64886188#
So what will Fucker Carlson do, now that he's unemployed?
Tucker Carlson Gets an Offer From Russia State Media

BY ANDREW STANTON ON 4/24/23 AT 3:24 PM EDT





Tucker Carlson received an offer from Russian state media after Fox News announced it would part ways with the longtime host on Monday.
Fox announced Monday morning that Carlson would be departing from the network, writing in a statement that the conservative host's last show aired on Friday. Fox wrote, "FOX News Media and Tucker Carlson have agreed to part ways. We thank him for his service to the network as a host and prior to that as a contributor."
Carlson, a conservative firebrand, has faced criticism from the left over his stance on a variety of topics including the 2020 presidential election and the Russia-Ukraine war, as he has voiced criticisms against Ukraine and its president Volodymyr Zelensky , earning him praise from Russia. Despite these criticisms, Carlson frequently ranked among the most-watched cable news hosts, as conservatives support him.
The announcement that Carlson would be leaving the network drew strong reactions from both his supporters and critics on social media Monday, including from the Kremlin-affiliated news outlet Russia Today (RT).
RT, which has previously published news articles in support of Carlson, appeared to make an offer for him to appear on their network.
"Hey @TuckerCarlson, you can always question more with @RT_com," RT tweeted.












Julia Davis, a journalist who frequently reports on Russian state television, responded to the offer, writing: "Almost too predictable."
"@TuckerCarlson regularly platformed disinformation agents and genocide deniers on topics from Syria to Ukraine. It's only fitting an outlet like Russia Today would court him," tweeted political scientist Sophie Fullerton.
In a statement to Newsweek, a spokesperson for Russia Today wrote: "We already had the pleasure of working with the greats like Julian Assange and the late Larry King, and had extended an invite to President Trump in 2020, and we continue to welcome outspoken, diverse personalities on our network."
Meanwhile, Carlson was also offered a role by Vladimir Solovyov , who hosts Evening With Vladimir Solovyov on Russia-1. He wrote in a Telegram post, "Tucker, come join us. You don't have to be afraid of taking the p*** out of Biden here."
Russian State TV's History of Praising Tucker Carlson

Clips from Carlson's Fox News show have previously been used on Russian state TV, which largely backs the positions of Russian President Vladimir Putin . Amid the Russia-Ukraine war, which Putin launched in February 2022, the Kremlin has cracked down on dissent and criticisms against the war.
Earlier in April, guests on the Russian program Meeting Place praised Carlson's remarks about 21-year-old Jack Teixeira , who has been arrested for allegedly leaking hundreds of sensitive U.S. documents online related to plans for Ukraine. Carlson described him as a "whistle-blower," drawing support from Putin propagandists.
In September, for instance, Russian state TV used clips of Carlson to promote the war against Ukraine amid growing dissent after Putin announced a partial mobilization of troops. Footage aired in Russia showed Carlson saying "happy anniversary" to the war while saying it would be impossible for Ukraine to defeat Russia.
Carlson's remarks about the Ukraine war at times drew criticism against Fox, with some critics accusing him of spreading Russian propaganda . However, Carlson has defended his coverage of the topic as he and other conservatives say the Biden administration should spend the money provided to Ukraine back at home.
https://www.newsweek.com/tucker-carlson-gets-offer-russia-state-media-1796379
Please leave comments to indicate where you think Fucker Carlson should go.  "Hell" is an obvious response, so please be more creative.



]]> Wed, 26 Apr 2023 11:15:12 -0400 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/17726/marjorie-taylor-greene-twitter-suspended-after-trans-vengeance-warning http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/17726

BTW,  the sky is falling!
]]> Tue, 28 Mar 2023 23:48:27 -0400 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/17664/genetic-evidence-ties-covids-origin-to-raccoon-dogs-smart-news-smithsonian-magazine http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/17664
I guess Raccoon Dogs are NOT "man's best friend."

Raccoon Dogs are cute!
]]> Mon, 20 Mar 2023 18:07:50 -0400 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/17589/mitch-mcconnell-hospitalized http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/17589
Well, it's happened again.  Moscow Mitch McConnell has taken another fall.  Doctors believe his shell protected him from serious injury.  Several onlookers helped roll him off of his back butt he was unable to walk.

There was an anxious moment when McConnell was initially pronounced DOA in the Emergency Room.  Fortunately, his outstanding physician, Dr. Victor Frankenstein, rushed in and after several attempts using a defibrillator, McConnell's heart started beating again.  Here is that dramatic moment caught by an ER video surveillance camera:

Dr. Frankenstein said, "We are carefully examining his shell for damage and we will have to perform a CT scan and an MRI to be sure.  Fortunately, the Minority Leader has no spine butt we have to take every precaution because at his age his shell is very brittle.  If for any reason Mitch McConnell passes away, I'm sure my new procedure can restore his life again."
As you know Mitch McConnell's major accomplishments include:
Packing the Supreme Court with White-wing extremists who lied about their opposition to Roe v Wade.
Passing Trump's tax cuts for millionaires that created record federal deficits.
Filibustering all sensible gun safety legislation.
Opposing everything Democrats tried to accomplish.
We should pray that Moscow Mitch has a long and extremely painful recovery.


]]> Fri, 10 Mar 2023 00:32:53 -0500 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/17578/ron-desantis-puss-in-boots http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/17578
Yesterday, in his "State of the State Address" the Florida Man declared a culture war!

As a part of his "War against Wokeness" DeSantis is planning to provide school children with a new anti-woke cocktail.  The concoction will contain Ambien, Lunesta and Xanax.   DeSantis initially wanted to include Methaqualone butt he said, "Unfortunately Bill Cosby has ruined the reputation of Quaaludes."

It's ironic that DeSantis, who hates drag queens, always wears high heels.  The tiny Governor always wears cowboy boots even though he never rides horses.  The heels on cowboy boots are designed to help cowboys keep their feet in the stirrups.  The high heels on the Governor's cowboy boots, like the lifts inside the boots, are designed to hide the fact that DeSantis is a fucking dwarf.

Butt the miniature Governor doesn't always wear cowboy boots.  Despite hating drag queens, DeSantis recently wore his fancy white "Go-go boots."

The white go-go boots also feature his signature thick soles and high heels.  And, since DeSantis has also been dieting, he chose a lovely midriff outfit to proudly display his girlish figure.  Okay, the midriff outfit is photoshopped butt the white go-go boots are fucking real.

His cute little DeSantis monogram is also real.  Butt, I think he would look better (and even more gay) if he would wear an "M&M" style sweater vest. 




]]> Wed, 08 Mar 2023 21:24:25 -0500 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/17546/desantis-fires-mickey-mouse http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/17546

Believe it or not, DeSantis got married at Disney World in 2009.  This is from the local Orlando newspaper:
Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis continues to make hay about his battle against the Disney corporation.

One of the state's largest employers and the raison d'etre for much of Central Florida drew the ire of the aspirational Republican for defending the position that gay people exist. His ongoing fight has to be a sticky subject when he looks around at personal effects in the governor's mansion. In spite of all the bluster and hot air DeSantis has directed at the company and its parks over his tenure, the governor was married in Walt Disney World.
https://www.orlandoweekly.com/news/florida-gov-ron-desantis-was-married-at-walt-disney-world-32833863


DeSantis talked about the wedding in his new book, titled "The Courage to be Free"
"When Casey first broached the idea of getting married at Disney World, I was surprised because I did not know people even got married there,' DeSantis wrote in his book.
The Florida governor describes agreeing to the Disney wedding, but under one condition.
"My only condition was that no Disney characters could be part of our wedding. I wanted our special day to look and feel like a traditional wedding. I didn’t want Mickey Mouse or Donald Duck in our wedding photos ," he wrote.

It's obvious that DeSantis has hated Mickey Mouse since way back in 2009 when he got married at Disney World.
DeSantis specifically forbade Mickey Mouse from attending his wedding.  DeSantis, the longtime cartoonophobe then got extremely upset recently when Disney World acknowledged that gay people actually exist.  
DeSantis, who pretends to support free speech, fired Mickey Mouse for saying, "gay"  DeSantis appointed an extreme homophobe Ron Peri to be one of five people that will oversee the Reedy Creek Improvement District (the government body that has given Disney unique powers in Central Florida for more than fifty years).



DeSantis appointee to new Disney oversight board suggested tap water could turn people gay



By Andrew Kaczynski , Em Steck and Steve Contorno , CNN

Updated 6:34 PM EST, Fri March 3, 2023

CNN  — 















An appointee to Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis’ new oversight board in control of Disney’s special tax district called homosexuality “evil” last year and shared a baseless conspiracy theory that tap water could be making more people gay.
On Monday, the Republican governor appointed Ron Peri, an Orlando-based former pastor and the CEO of The Gathering – a Christian ministry focused on outreach to men – as one of five people who will now oversee the Reedy Creek Improvement District, the government body that has given Disney unique powers in Central Florida for more than half a century.
DeSantis signed a bill in February that allowed him to replace the district’s existing board – mostly people with ties to Disney – with a five-member body that he hand-picked. The move to remove power from Disney comes nearly a year after the company spoke out against a Florida bill – which DeSantis later signed into law – to restrict certain classroom instruction about sexual orientation and gender identity.
A CNN KFile review of Peri’s past comments found that he frequently made derogatory remarks about the LGBTQ community.
“So why are there homosexuals today? There are any number of reasons, you know, that are given. Some would say the increase in estrogen in our societies. You know, there’s estrogen in the water from birth control pills. They can’t get it out,” Peri baselessly said in a January 2022 Zoom discussion, later put on YouTube . “The level of testosterone in men broadly in America has declined by 50 points in the past 10 years. You know, and so, maybe that’s a part of it.”
“But the big part I would suggest to you, based upon what it’s saying here, is the removal of constraint,” he continued. “So our society provided the constraint. And so, which is the responsibility of a society to constrain people from doing evil? Well, you remove the constraints, and then evil occurs.”
Testosterone levels in men have dropped in recent decades , and researchers are unsure why, but the drop is not 50%, and there is no indication that a drop in testosterone affects sexual orientation. Likewise, there is no evidence that estrogen in the water supply, for which birth control pills account for a statistically insignificant amount , affects sexual orientation. The claim that chemicals in tap water could turn people gay has gained ground with conspiracy theorists over the years, most memorably with fringe commentator Alex Jones, who said chemicals in the water were “turning the friggin’ frogs gay.”
I n the same discussion, Peri called homosexuality “shameful,” linking it to disease.
“There are a lot of unhealthy effects of a homosexual lifestyle,” said Peri. “There are diseases, but it goes beyond that.”
Peri has also said that LGBTQ people “don’t have a stake in the future” because many do not have children, and he called gay people “deviant.”
In one discussion, he linked homosexuality to the fall of the Roman Empire – a fringe historical belief occasionally pushed by some Christian activists.
“Homosexuality was praised,” Peri said. “LGBTQ today is being emphasized everywhere, even on children’s shows. And so ultimately the Romans had become weak.”
Peri’s discussions, which focused on seeing the modern world through a Biblical viewpoint, often touched on social topics. In other discussions uploaded on YouTube, Peri said that “not very long ago being a mother was the pinnacle of being a woman,” and he compared abortion to genocides like the Holocaust.
“It has boggled my mind that you have not seen a massive backlash from the Black population for what is effectively a genocide. And if you look to the right, you can see that in world history, there have been great killers. The Holocaust, 11 million were killed. Six million Jews,” said Peri, pointing to a chart comparing abortion to genocide.
Peri and DeSantis did not respond to CNN’s requests for comment.
DeSantis and Disney

Peri’s appointment to the oversight board comes after a long-standing battle between DeSantis and Disney over the Parental Rights in Education Act – which critics have called Florida’s “Don’t Say Gay” law. The law bars schools from teaching about sexual orientation and gender identity in kindergarten through third-grade classrooms and in older classrooms that do not meet yet-to-be-defined standards.
After Disney’s then-chairman spoke out against the bill last year, DeSantis stripped the company of its unique governing power within the Reedy Creek Improvement District, the special taxing district created more than half a century ago that effectively gave the entertainment giant control of what has grown to 25,000 acres around its Orlando-area theme parks.
On Monday, DeSantis changed course and signed a new bill that extended the life of the Reedy Creek Improvement District but gave the governor new powers over its future. The new law ousted the existing board, renamed it the Central Florida Tourism Oversight District and allowed DeSantis to appoint all five members – one of whom was Peri.
This week, DeSantis told supporters that Disney’s opposition to the Parental Rights in Education Act was a “only a mild annoyance” and that the motivation for effectively punishing the company was in response to it allegedly injecting “a lot of this sexuality into the programming for young kids.” He has suggested that the new board could influence Disney’s business decisions by adding park discounts for Florida residents and even altering the company’s entertainment offerings.
“When you lose your way, you know, you gotta have people that are going to tell you the truth, and so we hope that they can get back on,” DeSantis said. “But I think all these board members very much would like to see the type of entertainment that all families can appreciate.”
Historically, the Reedy Creek board oversaw a fire department, water systems, roadways and building inspections around the Disney theme parks and could issue bonds and take on debt for long-term infrastructure programs. Democratic lawmakers in Florida who opposed DeSantis’ takeover of the board warned that a politically motivated body could wield that power over Disney.
“Are we going to see board members vetoing projects that are considered to go against any governor?” state Rep. Rita Harris said during floor debate on the proposal. “For instance, Walt Disney just changed Splash Mountain. They made it Tiana’s Bayou (Adventure). What if the governor didn’t like that? Would the board then be able to push a company into changing their business model just so that they don’t misalign (with) them?”
In addition to Peri, DeSantis also appointed to the board Martin Garcia, a Tampa lawyer whose private investment firm contributed $50,000 to the governor’s 2022 reelection campaign, and Bridget Ziegler, a co-founder of the conservative organization Moms for Liberty and the wife of Christian Ziegler, the new chairman of the Republican Party of Florida.












Here is the new Disney oversight board:

DeSantis Disney oversight board features 'combustible mix' of culture warriors: Expert



Alexandra Canal



· Senior Reporter







Wed, March 1, 2023, 3:59 PM EST · 4 min read





Florida Governor Ron DeSantis solidified who will oversee Walt Disney World ( DIS ) after the politician signed a bill into law that allows him to take control of the company's long-standing special tax district.
"The corporate kingdom finally comes to an end," DeSantis said at a press conference following the bill's signing on Monday. "There's a new sheriff in town, and accountability will be the order of the day."
DeSantis, who rebranded the district previously known as Reedy Creek to the "Central Florida Tourism Oversight District," hand-selected the five board members who will now oversee Disney's municipal services. Previous board members were selected by Reedy Creek, which was fully controlled by Disney.
"The good question now is what will be the impact of the new board that he appointed," Richard Foglesong, Disney historian and author of the book "Married to the Mouse: Walt Disney World and Orlando," told Yahoo Finance Live in an interview on Tuesday.
"We have a five-member board of supervisors that consists principally of cultural warrior types, Christian nationalist types. ...I think there is an issue here," he warned.
DeSantis' board includes Bridget Ziegler, a conservative member of the Sarasota County School Board and co-founder of Moms for Liberty ; Martin Garcia, an attorney who runs investment firm Pinehill Capital Partners, which donated $50,000 to a DeSantis-aligned political committee; and Ron Perri, chairman and CEO of The Gathering USA , a ministry "of evangelism, discipleship and mission opportunities for men."
"The Disney company is the major manufacturer of culture in the United States," Foglesong said. "When you have people appointed to a board who can appropriately, fairly by their own description, be called cultural warriors and Christian nationalists. ...I think that's a combustible mix.
"https://finance.yahoo.com/news/desantis-disney-oversight-board-features-combustible-mix-of-culture-warriors-expert-205909720.html


Okay, DeSantis, you're changing "the happiest place in the world" into "the most homophobic place in the world."  That's fucking awesome!  Butt, I heard some of the fucking fish in Key West are gay!!!  You better take their keys away from them.  

WARNING:  DRINKING TAP WATER WILL MAKE YOU GAY! - Ron PERI

That's why I strongly recommend that all NewsTalkers drink only alcohol based refreshments.
]]> Sat, 04 Mar 2023 08:37:07 -0500 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/17486/putins-show-of-farce http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/17486
President Biden made a gutsy trip to war torn Ukraine last Monday.  Biden praised President Zelensky and the Ukrainian people for their bravery and resolve in the ongoing war with Russia.  He also promised continued support from the US and NATO.
Putin decided to counter Biden's upcoming visit to Ukraine by launching his new powerful "Satan II" ICBM last Saturday.  While Putin was pounding on his chest, Putin's fancy ICBM fizzled, sputtered and failed.  As it turned out, Putin couldn't get it up.  Putin couldn't rattle his flaccid saber.
An unnamed military source in Russia said, "Putin wanted to show off his big bad ICBM.  I saw BM, butt it was on the back of Putin's shit stained pants.  Putin tried to flex his muscles butt his sphincter malfunctioned."
Kim Jong-un has offered to sell some ICBMs to Russia.

Here is CNN's coverage of Putin's impotence:


US believes Russia had failed intercontinental ballistic missile test around when Biden was in Ukraine

By Oren Liebermann and Natasha Bertrand, CNN
Updated 10:43 AM EST, February 22,2023










Russia carried out a test of an intercontinental ballistic missile that appears to have failed around the time President Joe Biden was in Ukraine , according to two US officials familiar with the matter.
Russia notified the United States in advance of the launch through deconfliction lines under its New START treaty obligations, one official said, adding that “such testing is routine.” Another official said that the test did not pose a risk to the United States and that the US did not view the test as an anomaly or an escalation.
The test of the heavy SARMAT missile – nicknamed the Satan II in the West and capable of delivering multiple nuclear warheads – appears to have failed, officials said. It has been successfully tested before and had this one worked, US officials believe Russian President Vladimir Putin would have highlighted the test in his State of the Nation address on Tuesday.
Instead, Putin made no mention of the launch in the speech that lasted an hour and 45 minutes. He did, however, formally declare that Russia will be suspending his country’s participation in the New START nuclear arms reduction treaty with the United States, imperiling the last remaining pact that regulates the world’s two largest nuclear arsenals.
CNN initially reported the apparent test occurred while Biden was in Ukraine based off information from sources. After this story first published, one of the officials said the test occurred just before Biden was in the country. The second source had told CNN that the test was on Monday without providing any more specific timing. In a subsequent update, the source said the test in fact occurred on Saturday.
The timing of the test suggests that the US and Russia were communicating through several different channels earlier this week for deconfliction purposes – US officials also notified the Russians on Sunday night, hours before Biden’s visit to Kyiv, that the president would be making the trip to the Ukrainian capital, national security adviser Jake Sullivan said on Monday.
The Kremlin on Wednesday declined to comment when asked about these reports in a conference call with reporters. Kremlin spokesperson Dmitry Peskov said the matter was “the prerogative of the Ministry of Defense.”
CNN has reached out to Russia’s embassy in Washington and the Russian Defense Ministry for comment.
Putin has announced successful ICBM tests in the past, including last April , just months after Russia invaded Ukraine. That test was also for the SARMAT missile which was first unveiled in 2016 and said by Russian state media to have a range exceeding 11,000 kilometers (6,835 miles). The missile can carry a warhead weighing 100 tons and was designed as a successor to the R-36M Voevoda ICBM.
Putin warned last year that the missile would “give thought to those who are trying to threaten Russia.”
At the time, Western experts portrayed the 2022 test as “nuclear saber-rattling” and it was perceived as an attempt to distract from Russia’s military failures at the time, such as the sinking of its Black Sea flagship the Moskva.
Then-Pentagon press secretary John Kirby called the 2022 test “routine, and it was not a surprise. It was not deemed to be a threat to the United States or its allies.”
The Russian military has faced multiple major defeats on the battlefield in Ukraine over the last year and has broadly “failed” in its strategic objectives there, multiple senior US officials have said.
“Russia is now a global pariah and the world remains inspired by Ukrainian bravery and resilience. In short, Russia has lost – they’ve lost strategically, operationally, and tactically,” Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Gen. Mark Milley said last week.
Yet Putin has shown no intention of rethinking his war, which he still insists is a “special military operation.”
Last week, Russian fighters and bombers flew near Alaska two times in as many days, forcing NORAD to scramble its fighter jets in response. The Russian aircraft remained outside US and Canadian sovereign airspace, which extends 12 miles from the coastline, but they flew in or near Alaska’s Air Defense Identification Zone, which is up to 200 miles from the coastline.
Two NORAD F-16s intercepted TU-95 bombers and SU-35 fighters that had already entered the ADIZ last Monday. One day later, NORAD F-35s intercepted TU-95 bombers, as well as SU-30 and SU-35 fighters.
“We remain ready to employ a number of response options in defense of North America and Arctic sovereignty,” NORAD said in a statement.
NORAD stressed that it did not view the Russian flights as provocative or as a threat, nor did it consider it related to the aerial objects seen around Alaska and Canada recently.
https://www.cnn.com/2023/02/21/politics/russia-intercontinental-ballistic-missile-test/index.html








]]> Thu, 23 Feb 2023 00:29:11 -0500 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/17342/trump-lumps-himself-in-with-al-capone-again http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/17342
The Donald has once again provided his potential opponents with some free material for their upcoming campaign ads.  Trump seems to be his own worst enemy. Elon Musk has already re-instated Trump's twitter account, so stay tuned.  I hope The Donald starts tweeting again!   Trump can alienate millions of voters by exercising his "Freedumb of speech" on Twitter.  

Yes, The Donald has done it to HIMSELF again. Trump lumped himself in with one of the most notorious organized crime figures in the history of the United States- Al Capone!
Here's an interesting little sidebar:  Al Capone once hosted a "gangster cabinet meeting".  All of Capone's Capos were in attendance seated around a large round banquet table.  Capone got out of his seat and circled the table walking behind each man while gesturing with a baseball bat.  Capone was philosophizing about individual achievements but pointing out that without team work the individual can't win.  It was actually an analogy about his "family".  Capone was pissed because an individual was skimming.  When he got behind the suspected skimmer, he swung the Louisville Slugger and bashed in the head of that individual.  Capone splattered the guy's brains on the banquet table.   Trump once called Capone, " The late great gangster , Alphonse Capone!"


Trump lumps himself in with Al Capone (yes, again)



It’s one thing when Donald Trump’s critics equate his alleged misconduct with infamous criminals; it’s something else when he does this to himself



Feb. 1, 2023, 5:39 PM UTC

By Steve Benen







Donald Trump is well aware of the fact that he’s facing serious legal troubles , including possible indictments. Not surprisingly, this has led the former president to hire a small army of defense attorneys.
This week, the Republican used his social media platform to complain about all of this in a curious way .
“Because of the Weaponization, Targeting, and Unprecedented Harassment, I believe that I have more lawyers working for me on this Corrupt Law Enforcement induced Bull…. than any human being in the history of our Country, including even the late great gangster , Alphonse Capone! This is all being done for POLITICAL REASONS in that I am leading everybody, Republicans & Democrats, by big numbers in the Polls. The Disinformation Specialists are at it again, full time. The Fake News is their TOOL!”






Obviously, much of this is nonsense, and there’s no reason to believe the criminal investigations Trump is facing are the result of a corrupted process. But what stood out for me was the fact that the former president lumped himself in with Al Capone.


What’s more, this wasn’t the first time.
About a year ago, in an online statement that’s since been deleted, Trump also whined about his legal difficulties by complaining, “Never before has this happened to another President, and it is an absolute violation of my civil rights.... I’ve been investigated by the Democrats more than Billy the Kid, Jesse James, and Al Capone, combined.”
At face value, it’s obviously unfortunate to see the former president present himself to the public as some kind of victim, solely because a variety of prosecutors in multiple jurisdictions are taking a closer look at his alleged wrongdoing.
But revisiting our coverage from last year, it’s still Trump’s comparison that stands out: The Republican apparently thought it’d be a good idea to issue a written statement in which he lumped himself in with a murderer, a notorious bank robber, and one of the most powerful organized crime figures in American history.
Ten months later, he still thinks it’s a good idea to lump himself in with Capone.
It’s one thing when the former president’s critics equate his alleged misconduct with infamous criminals; it’s something else when Trump does this to himself .
https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/maddowblog/trump-lumps-al-capone-yes-rcna68633?cid=eml_mda_20230205&user_email=58caa2ed32c32161f09f88b6e68f047a27c6735d7c7dcd112ef675b698de8281
I want to thank The Donald for running for president again.  It will be amusing watching him lose again.  I'm sure Trump will once again supply us with lots of opportunities to mock and ridicule him.  And in the meantime, Trump will make lots of lawyers rich (assuming they require a large retainer up front so they'll actually get paid).  Along with his own frivolous lawsuits, Trump is already facing civil trials, and criminal trials are right around the corner.  Trump has already taken the 5th over 400 times in the civil case against his company.  By the time the legal dust settles, he will probably have the record for the most times anyone has ever taken the 5th.


Buy corn futures because popcorn consumption will probably double between now and the election.  I hope Trump makes Don Jr. a big part of his campaign.  Don Jr. has a problem with "foot in mouth disease."  He is almost as amusing as his daddy.  And don't forget Eric Trump (although his daddy Trump has).  Eric Trump is as stupid as his real father, Gary Busey.

What, too soon?  Why am I insulting Eric's dead mother?  Two things:
Thing 1 -  Ivana was married to Donald Trump.  So fucking anyone else , like Gary Busey, would be an upgrade.  Therefore, my meme is actually a compliment . 
Thing 2 -  I am not "insulting dead Ivana".  I'm mocking Eric Trump (who is semi-alive).
Thing 2.1 -  No dead people have ever complained about being insulted.




]]> Tue, 07 Feb 2023 03:21:37 -0500 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/17243/hr-25 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/17243
Earl L. "buddy Carter has introduced a bill (again) that guarantees an inflation rate of at least 23% this year,  It places a 23% national sales tax on Americans that will go up every year.  It's just another tax scheme to help billionaires and fuck over working people
WARNING:  I've gone almost blind from the smoke and mirrors and I feel like I almost drowned in the bullshit.  Please do NOT attempt to read the whole bill - it is not designed to be comprehended.  It's designed to provide talking points for the idiots on Fox Noise.
The good news is that Senator Jon Tester (D Montana) has already decided to stop this stupid shit from passing in the Senate (and Joe Biden would never sign it anyway).
Please contact the author of this bill, Earl L. "Buddy" Carter (R Georgia) and tell him you wiped your ass with his ridiculous bill. Website
https://buddycarter.house.gov/ Contact
2432 Rayburn House Office Building
(202) 225-5831
Contact
Party
Republican House
Georgia, District 1 114th-118th (2015-Present) Here is the full text of H.R. 25: ***********************************************************************************************************************************************

117th CONGRESS 1st Session

H. R. 25
To promote freedom, fairness, and economic opportunity by repealing the income tax and other taxes, abolishing the Internal Revenue Service, and enacting a national sales tax to be administered primarily by the States. IN THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES

January 4, 2021


Mr. Carter of Georgia introduced the following bill; which was referred to the Committee on Ways and Means
A BILL
To promote freedom, fairness, and economic opportunity by repealing the income tax and other taxes, abolishing the Internal Revenue Service, and enacting a national sales tax to be administered primarily by the States. Be it enacted by the Senate and House of Representatives of the United States of America in Congress assembled,
SECTION 1. SHORT TITLE; TABLE OF CONTENTS .

(a) Short Title .—This Act may be cited as the “FairTax Act of 2021”. (b) Table Of Contents .—The table of contents for this Act is as follows: Sec. 1. Short title; table of contents. Sec. 2. Congressional findings. TITLE I—REPEAL OF THE INCOME TAX, PAYROLL TAXES, AND ESTATE AND GIFT TAXES
Sec. 101. Income taxes repealed. Sec. 102. Payroll taxes repealed. Sec. 103. Estate and gift taxes repealed. Sec. 104. Conforming amendments; effective date. TITLE II—SALES TAX ENACTED
Sec. 201. Sales tax. Sec. 202. Conforming and technical amendments. TITLE III—OTHER MATTERS
Sec. 301. Phase-out of administration of repealed Federal taxes. Sec. 302. Administration of other Federal taxes. Sec. 303. Sales tax inclusive Social Security benefits indexation. TITLE IV—SUNSET OF SALES TAX IF SIXTEENTH AMENDMENT NOT REPEALED
Sec. 401. Elimination of sales tax if Sixteenth Amendment not repealed.
SEC. 2. CONGRESSIONAL FINDINGS .

(a) Findings Relating To Federal Income Tax .—Congress finds the Federal income tax— (1) retards economic growth and has reduced the standard of living of the American public; (2) impedes the international competitiveness of United States industry; (3) reduces savings and investment in the United States by taxing income multiple times; (4) slows the capital formation necessary for real wages to steadily increase; (5) lowers productivity; (6) imposes unacceptable and unnecessary administrative and compliance costs on individual and business taxpayers; (7) is unfair and inequitable; (8) unnecessarily intrudes upon the privacy and civil rights of United States citizens; (9) hides the true cost of government by embedding taxes in the costs of everything Americans buy; (10) is not being complied with at satisfactory levels and therefore raises the tax burden on law abiding citizens; and (11) impedes upward social mobility. (b) Findings Relating To Federal Payroll Taxes .—Congress finds further that the Social Security and Medicare payroll taxes and self-employment taxes— (1) raise the cost of employment; (2) destroy jobs and cause unemployment; and (3) have a disproportionately adverse impact on lower income Americans. (c) Findings Relating To Federal Estate And Gift Taxes .—Congress finds further that the Federal estate and gift taxes— (1) force family businesses and farms to be sold by the family to pay such taxes; (2) discourage capital formation and entrepreneurship; (3) foster the continued dominance of large enterprises over small family-owned companies and farms; and (4) impose unacceptably high tax planning costs on small businesses and farms. (d) Findings Relating To National Sales Tax .—Congress finds further that a broad-based national sales tax on goods and services purchased for final consumption— (1) is similar in many respects to the sales and use taxes in place in 45 of the 50 States; (2) will promote savings and investment; (3) will promote fairness; (4) will promote economic growth; (5) will raise the standard of living; (6) will increase investment; (7) will enhance productivity and international competitiveness; (8) will reduce administrative burdens on the American taxpayer; (9) will improve upward social mobility; and (10) will respect the privacy interests and civil rights of taxpayers. (e) Findings Relating To Administration Of National Sales Tax .—Congress further finds that— (1) most of the practical experience administering sales taxes is found at the State governmental level; (2) it is desirable to harmonize Federal and State collection and enforcement efforts to the maximum extent possible (3) it is sound tax administration policy to foster administration and collection of the Federal sales tax at the State level in return for a reasonable administration fee to the States; and (4) businesses that must collect and remit taxes should receive reasonable compensation for the cost of doing so. (f) Findings Relating To Repeal Of Present Federal Tax System .—Congress further finds that the 16th Amendment to the United States Constitution should be repealed. TITLE I — REPEAL OF THE INCOME TAX, PAYROLL TAXES, AND ESTATE AND GIFT TAXES

SEC. 101. INCOME TAXES REPEALED .

Subtitle A of the Internal Revenue Code of 1986 (relating to income taxes and self-employment taxes) is repealed.
SEC. 102. PAYROLL TAXES REPEALED .

(a) In General .—Subtitle C of the Internal Revenue Code of 1986 (relating to payroll taxes and withholding of income taxes) is repealed. (b) Funding Of Social Security .—For funding of the Social Security Trust Funds from general revenue, see section 201 of the Social Security Act ( 42 U.S.C. 401 ).
SEC. 103. ESTATE AND GIFT TAXES REPEALED .

Subtitle B of the Internal Revenue Code of 1986 (relating to estate and gift taxes) is repealed.
SEC. 104. CONFORMING AMENDMENTS; EFFECTIVE DATE .

(a) Conforming Amendments .—The Internal Revenue Code of 1986 is amended— (1) by striking subtitle H (relating to financing of Presidential election campaigns); and (2) by redesignating— (A) subtitle D (relating to miscellaneous excise taxes) as subtitle B; (B) subtitle E (relating to alcohol, tobacco, and certain other excise taxes) as subtitle C; (C) subtitle F (relating to procedure and administration) as subtitle D; (D) subtitle G (relating to the Joint Committee on Taxation) as subtitle E; (E) subtitle I (relating to the Trust Fund Code) as subtitle F; (F) subtitle J (relating to coal industry health benefits) as subtitle G; and (G) subtitle K (relating to group health plan portability, access, and renewability requirements) as subtitle H. (b) Redesignation Of 1986 Code .— (1) I N GENERAL.—The Internal Revenue Code of 1986 enacted on October 22, 1986, as heretofore, hereby, or hereafter amended, may be cited as the Internal Revenue Code of 2021. (2) R EFERENCES IN LAWS, ETC.—Except when inappropriate, any reference in any law, Executive order, or other document— (A) to the Internal Revenue Code of 1986 shall include a reference to the Internal Revenue Code of 2021; and (B) to the Internal Revenue Code of 2021 shall include a reference to the provisions of law formerly known as the Internal Revenue Code of 1986. (c) Additional Amendments .—For additional conforming amendments, see section 202 of this Act. (d) Effective Date .—Except as otherwise provided in this Act, the amendments made by this Act shall take effect on January 1, 2021. TITLE II — SALES TAX ENACTED

SEC. 201. SALES TAX .

(a) In General .—The Internal Revenue Code of 2021 is amended by inserting before subtitle B (as redesignated by section 104(a)(2)(A)) the following new subtitle: “Subtitle A — Sales Tax
“Sec. 1. Principles of interpretation. “Sec. 2. Definitions.
“CHAPTER 1. INTERPRETATION; DEFINITIONS; IMPOSITION OF TAX; ETC.

“CHAPTER 2. CREDITS; REFUNDS
“CHAPTER 3. FAMILY CONSUMPTION ALLOWANCE
“CHAPTER 4. FEDERAL AND STATE COOPERATIVE TAX ADMINISTRATION
“CHAPTER 5. OTHER ADMINISTRATIVE PROVISIONS
“CHAPTER 6. COLLECTIONS; APPEALS; TAXPAYER RIGHTS
“CHAPTER 7. SPECIAL RULES
“CHAPTER 8. FINANCIAL INTERMEDIATION SERVICES
“CHAPTER 9. ADDITIONAL MATTERS

“SEC. 1. PRINCIPLES OF INTERPRETATION .

“(a) In General .—Any court, the Secretary, and any sales tax administering authority shall consider the purposes of this subtitle (as set forth in subsection (b)) as the primary aid in statutory construction. “(b) Purposes .—The purposes of this subtitle are as follows: “(1) To raise revenue needed by the Federal Government in a manner consistent with the other purposes of this subtitle. “(2) To tax all consumption of goods and services in the United States once, without exception, but only once. “(3) To prevent double, multiple, or cascading taxation. “(4) To simplify the tax law and reduce the administration costs of, and the costs of compliance with, the tax law. “(5) To provide for the administration of the tax law in a manner that respects privacy, due process, individual rights when interacting with the government, the presumption of innocence in criminal proceedings, and the presumption of lawful behavior in civil proceedings. “(6) To increase the role of State governments in Federal tax administration because of State government expertise in sales tax administration. “(7) To enhance generally cooperation and coordination among State tax administrators; and to enhance cooperation and coordination among Federal and State tax administrators, consistent with the principle of intergovernmental tax immunity. “(c) Secondary Aids To Statutory Construction .—As a secondary aid in statutory construction, any court, the Secretary, and any sales tax administering authority shall consider— “(1) the common law canons of statutory construction, “(2) the meaning and construction of concepts and terms used in the Internal Revenue Code of 1986 as in effect before the effective date of this subtitle, and “(3) construe any ambiguities in this Act in favor of reserving powers to the States respectively, or to the people.
“SEC. 2. DEFINITIONS .

“(a) In General .—For purposes of this subtitle— “(1) A FFILIATED FIRMS.—A firm is affiliated with another if 1 firm owns 50 percent or more of— “(A) the voting shares in a corporation, or “(B) the capital interests of a business firm that is not a corporation. “(2) C ONFORMING STATE SALES TAX.—The term ‘conforming State sales tax’ means a sales tax imposed by a State that adopts the same definition of taxable property and services as adopted by this subtitle. “(3) D ESIGNATED COMMERCIAL PRIVATE COURIER SERVICE.—The term ‘designated commercial private courier service’ means a firm designated as such by the Secretary or any sales tax administering authority, upon application of the firm, if the firm— “(A) provides its services to the general public, “(B) records electronically to its data base kept in the regular course of its business the date on which an item was given to such firm for delivery, and “(C) has been operating for at least 1 year. “(4) E DUCATION AND TRAINING.—The term ‘education and training’ means tuition for primary, secondary, or postsecondary level education, and job-related training courses. Such term does not include room, board, sports activities, recreational activities, hobbies, games, arts or crafts or cultural activities. “(5) G ROSS PAYMENTS.—The term ‘gross payments’ means payments for taxable property or services, including Federal taxes imposed by this title. “(6) I NTANGIBLE PROPERTY.— “(A) I N GENERAL.—The term ‘intangible property’ includes copyrights, trademarks, patents, goodwill, financial instruments, securities, commercial paper, debts, notes and bonds, and other property deemed intangible at common law. The Secretary shall, by regulation resolve differences among the provisions of common law of the several States. “(B) C ERTAIN TYPES OF PROPERTY.—Such term does not include tangible personal property (or rents or leaseholds of any term thereon), real property (or rents or leaseholds of any term thereon) and computer software. “(7) P ERSON.—The term ‘person’ means any natural person, and unless the context clearly does not allow it, any corporation, partnership, limited liability company, trust, estate, government, agency, administration, organization, association, or other legal entity (foreign or domestic). “(8) P RODUCE, PROVIDE, RENDER, OR SELL TAXABLE PROPERTY OR SERVICES.— “(A) I N GENERAL.—A taxable property or service is used to produce, provide, render, or sell a taxable property or service if such property or service is purchased by a person engaged in a trade or business for the purpose of employing or using such taxable property or service in the production, provision, rendering, or sale of other taxable property or services in the ordinary course of that trade or business. “(B) R ESEARCH, EXPERIMENTATION, TESTING, AND DEVELOPMENT.—Taxable property or services used in a trade or business for the purpose of research, experimentation, testing, and development shall be treated as used to produce, provide, render, or sell taxable property or services. “(C) I NSURANCE PAYMENTS.—Taxable property or services purchased by an insurer on behalf of an insured shall be treated as used to produce, provide, render, or sell taxable property or services if the premium for the insurance contract giving rise to the insurer’s obligation was subject to tax pursuant to section 801 (relating to financial intermediation services). “(D) E DUCATION AND TRAINING.—Education and training shall be treated as services used to produce, provide, render, or sell taxable property or services. “(9) R EGISTERED SELLER.—The term ‘registered seller’ means a person registered pursuant to section 502. “(10) S ALES TAX ADMINISTERING AUTHORITY.—The term ‘sales tax administering authority’ means— “(A) the State agency designated to collect and administer the sales tax imposed by this subtitle, in an administering State, or “(B) the Secretary, in a State that is neither— “(i) an administering State, nor “(ii) a State that has elected to have its sales tax administered by an administering State. “(11) S ECRETARY.—The term ‘Secretary’ means the Secretary of the Treasury. “(12) T AXABLE EMPLOYER.— “(A) I N GENERAL.—The term ‘taxable employer’ includes— “(i) any household employing domestic servants, and “(ii) any government except for government enterprises (as defined in section 704). “(B) E XCEPTIONS.—The term ‘taxable employer’ does not include any employer which is— “(i) engaged in a trade or business, “(ii) a not-for-profit organization (as defined in section 706), or “(iii) a government enterprise (as defined in section 704). “(C) C ROSS REFERENCE.—For rules relating to collection and remittance of tax on wages by taxable employers, see section 103(b)(2). “(13) T AX INCLUSIVE FAIR MARKET VALUE.—The term ‘tax inclusive fair market value’ means the fair market value of taxable property or services plus the tax imposed by this subtitle. “(14) T AXABLE PROPERTY OR SERVICE.— “(A) G ENERAL RULE.—The term ‘taxable property or service’ means— “(i) any property (including leaseholds of any term or rents with respect to such property) but excluding— “(I) intangible property, and “(II) used property, and “(ii) any service (including any financial intermediation services as determined by section 801). “(B) S ERVICE.—For purposes of subparagraph (A), the term ‘service’— “(i) shall include any service performed by an employee for which the employee is paid wages or a salary by a taxable employer, and “(ii) shall not include any service performed by an employee for which the employee is paid wages or a salary— “(I) by an employer in the regular course of the employer’s trade or business, “(II) by an employer that is a not-for-profit organization (as defined in section 706), “(III) by an employer that is a government enterprise (as defined in section 704), and “(IV) by taxable employers to employees directly providing education and training. “(15) U NITED STATES.—The term ‘United States’, when used in the geographical sense, means each of the 50 States, the District of Columbia, and any commonwealth, territory, or possession of the United States. “(16) U SED PROPERTY.—The term ‘used property’ means— “(A) property on which the tax imposed by section 101 has been collected and for which no credit has been allowed under section 202, 203, or 205, or “(B) property that was held other than for a business purpose (as defined in section 102(b)) on December 31, 2022. “(17) W AGES AND SALARY.—The terms ‘wage’ and ‘salary’ mean all compensation paid for employment service including cash compensation, employee benefits, disability insurance, or wage replacement insurance payments, unemployment compensation insurance, workers’ compensation insurance, and the fair market value of any other consideration paid by an employer to an employee in consideration for employment services rendered. “(b) Cross References .— “(1) For the definition of business purposes, see section 102(b). “(2) For the definition of insurance contract, see section 206(e). “(3) For the definition of qualified family, see section 302. “(4) For the definition of monthly poverty level, see section 303. “(5) For the definition of large seller, see section 501(e)(3). “(6) For the definition of hobby activities, see section 701. “(7) For the definition of gaming sponsor, see section 701(a). “(8) For the definition of a chance, see section 701(b). “(9) For the definition of government enterprise, see section 704(b). “(10) For the definition of mixed use property, see section 705. “(11) For the definition of qualified not-for-profit organization, see section 706. “(12) For the definition of financial intermediation services, see section 801. “CHAPTER 1 — INTERPRETATION; DEFINITIONS; IMPOSITION OF TAX; ETC.
“Sec. 101. Imposition of sales tax. “Sec. 102. Intermediate and export sales. “Sec. 103. Rules relating to collection and remittance of tax. “SEC. 101. IMPOSITION OF SALES TAX . “(a) In General .—There is hereby imposed a tax on the use or consumption in the United States of taxable property or services. “(b) Rate .— “(1) F OR 2023.—In the calendar year 2023, the rate of tax is 23 percent of the gross payments for the taxable property or service. “(2) F OR YEARS AFTER 2023.—For years after the calendar year 2023, the rate of tax is the combined Federal tax rate percentage (as defined in paragraph (3)) of the gross payments for the taxable property or service. “(3) C OMBINED FEDERAL TAX RATE PERCENTAGE.—The combined Federal tax rate percentage is the sum of— “(A) the general revenue rate (as defined in paragraph (4)), “(B) the old-age, survivors and disability insurance rate, and “(C) the hospital insurance rate. “(4) G ENERAL REVENUE RATE.—The general revenue rate shall be 14.91 percent. “(c) Coordination With Import Duties .—The tax imposed by this section is in addition to any import duties imposed by chapter 4 of title 19, United States Code. The Secretary shall provide by regulation that, to the maximum extent practicable, the tax imposed by this section on imported taxable property and services is collected and administered in conjunction with any applicable import duties imposed by the United States. “(d) Liability For Tax .— “(1) I N GENERAL.—The person using or consuming taxable property or services in the United States is liable for the tax imposed by this section, except as provided in paragraph (2) of this subsection. “(2) E XCEPTION WHERE TAX PAID TO SELLER.—A person using or consuming a taxable property or service in the United States is not liable for the tax imposed by this section if the person pays the tax to a person selling the taxable property or service and receives from such person a purchaser’s receipt within the meaning of section 509. “SEC. 102. INTERMEDIATE AND EXPORT SALES . “(a) In General .—For purposes of this subtitle— “(1) B USINESS AND EXPORT PURPOSES.—No tax shall be imposed under section 101 on any taxable property or service purchased for a business purpose in a trade or business. “(2) I NVESTMENT PURPOSE.—No tax shall be imposed under section 101 on any taxable property or service purchased for an investment purpose and held exclusively for an investment purpose. “(3) S TATE GOVERNMENT FUNCTIONS.—No tax shall be imposed under section 101 on State government functions that do not constitute the final consumption of property or services. “(b) Business Purposes .—For purposes of this section, the term ‘purchased for a business purpose in a trade or business’ means purchased by a person engaged in a trade or business and used in that trade or business— “(1) for resale, “(2) to produce, provide, render, or sell taxable property or services, or “(3) in furtherance of other bona fide business purposes. “(c) Investment Purposes .—For purposes of this section, the term ‘purchased for an investment purpose’ means property purchased exclusively for purposes of appreciation or the production of income but not entailing more than minor personal efforts. “SEC. 103. RULES RELATING TO COLLECTION AND REMITTANCE OF TAX . “(a) Liability For Collection And Remittance Of The Tax .—Except as provided otherwise by this section, any tax imposed by this subtitle shall be collected and remitted by the seller of taxable property or services (including financial intermediation services). “(b) Tax To Be Remitted By Purchaser In Certain Circumstances .— “(1) I N GENERAL.—In the case of taxable property or services purchased outside of the United States and imported into the United States for use or consumption in the United States, the purchaser shall remit the tax imposed by section 101. “(2) C ERTAIN WAGES OR SALARY.—In the case of wages or salary paid by a taxable employer which are taxable services, the employer shall remit the tax imposed by section 101. “(c) Conversion Of Business Or Export Property Or Services .—Property or services purchased for a business purpose in a trade or business or for export (sold untaxed pursuant to section 102(a)) that is subsequently converted to personal use shall be deemed purchased at the time of conversion and shall be subject to the tax imposed by section 101 at the fair market value of the converted property as of the date of conversion. The tax shall be due as if the property had been sold at the fair market value during the month of conversion. The person using or consuming the converted property is liable for and shall remit the tax. “(d) Barter Transactions .—If gross payment for taxable property or services is made in other than money, then the person responsible for collecting and remitting the tax shall remit the tax to the sales tax administering authority in money as if gross payment had been made in money at the tax inclusive fair market value of the taxable property or services purchased. “CHAPTER 2 — CREDITS; REFUNDS
“Sec. 201. Credits and refunds. “Sec. 202. Business use conversion credit. “Sec. 203. Intermediate and export sales credit. “Sec. 204. Administration credit. “Sec. 205. Bad debt credit. “Sec. 206. Insurance proceeds credit. “Sec. 207. Refunds. “SEC. 201. CREDITS AND REFUNDS . “(a) In General .—Each person shall be allowed a credit with respect to the taxes imposed by section 101 for each month in an amount equal to the sum of— “(1) such person’s business use conversion credit pursuant to section 202 for such month, “(2) such person’s intermediate and export sales credit pursuant to section 203 for such month, “(3) the administration credit pursuant to section 204 for such month, “(4) the bad debt credit pursuant to section 205 for such month, “(5) the insurance proceeds credit pursuant to section 206 for such month, “(6) the transitional inventory credit pursuant to section 902, and “(7) any amount paid in excess of the amount due. “(b) Credits Not Additive .—Only one credit allowed by chapter 2 may be taken with respect to any particular gross payment. “SEC. 202. BUSINESS USE CONVERSION CREDIT . “(a) In General .—For purposes of section 201, a person’s business use conversion credit for any month is the aggregate of the amounts determined under subsection (b) with respect to taxable property and services— “(1) on which tax was imposed by section 101 (and actually paid), and “(2) which commenced to be 95 percent or more used during such month for business purposes (within the meaning of section 102(b)). “(b) Amount Of Credit .—The amount determined under this paragraph with respect to any taxable property or service is the lesser of— “(1) the product of— “(A) the rate imposed by section 101, and “(B) the quotient that is— “(i) the fair market value of the property or service when its use is converted, divided by “(ii) the quantity that is one minus the tax rate imposed by section 101, or “(2) the amount of tax paid with respect to such taxable property or service, including the amount, if any, determined in accordance with section 705 (relating to mixed use property). “SEC. 203. INTERMEDIATE AND EXPORT SALES CREDIT .
“For purposes of section 201, a person’s intermediate and export sales credit is the amount of sales tax paid on the purchase of any taxable property or service purchased for—
“(1) a business purpose in a trade or business (as defined in section 102(b)), or “(2) export from the United States for use or consumption outside the United States. “SEC. 204. ADMINISTRATION CREDIT . “(a) In General .—Every person filing a timely monthly report (with regard to extensions) in compliance with section 501 shall be entitled to a taxpayer administrative credit equal to the greater of— “(1) $200, or “(2) one-quarter of 1 percent of the tax remitted. “(b) Limitation .—The credit allowed under this section shall not exceed 20 percent of the tax due to be remitted prior to the application of any credit or credits permitted by section 201. “SEC. 205. BAD DEBT CREDIT . “(a) Financial Intermediation Services .—Any person who has experienced a bad debt (other than unpaid invoices within the meaning of subsection (b)) shall be entitled to a credit equal to the product of— “(1) the rate imposed by section 101, and “(2) the quotient that is— “(A) the amount of the bad debt (as defined in section 802), divided by “(B) the quantity that is one minus the rate imposed by section 101. “(b) Unpaid Invoices .—Any person electing the accrual method pursuant to section 503 that has with respect to a transaction— “(1) invoiced the tax imposed by section 101, “(2) remitted the invoiced tax, “(3) actually delivered the taxable property or performed the taxable services invoiced, and “(4) not been paid 180 days after date the invoice was due to be paid, shall be entitled to a credit equal to the amount of tax remitted and unpaid by the purchaser. “(c) Subsequent Payment .—Any payment made with respect to a transaction subsequent to a section 205 credit being taken with respect to that transaction shall be subject to tax in the month the payment was received as if a tax inclusive sale of taxable property and services in the amount of the payment had been made. “(d) Partial Payments .—Partial payments shall be treated as pro rata payments of the underlying obligation and shall be allocated proportionately— “(1) for fully taxable payments, between payment for the taxable property and service and tax, and “(2) for partially taxable payments, among payment for the taxable property and service, tax and other payment. “(e) Related Parties .—The credit provided by this section shall not be available with respect to sales made to related parties. For purposes of this section, related party means affiliated firms and family members (as defined in section 302(b)). “SEC. 206. INSURANCE PROCEEDS CREDIT . “(a) In General .—A person receiving a payment from an insurer by virtue of an insurance contract shall be entitled to a credit in an amount determined by subsection (b), less any amount paid to the insured by the insurer pursuant to subsection (c), if the entire premium (except that portion allocable to the investment account of the underlying policy) for the insurance contract giving rise to the insurer’s obligation to make a payment to the insured was subject to the tax imposed by section 101 and said tax was paid. “(b) Credit Amount .—The amount of the credit shall be the product of— “(1) the rate imposed by section 101, and “(2) the quotient that is— “(A) the amount of the payment made by the insurer to the insured, divided by “(B) the quantity that is one minus the rate imposed by section 101. “(c) Administrative Option .—The credit determined in accordance with subsection (b) shall be paid by the insurer to the insured and the insurer shall be entitled to the credit in lieu of the insured, except that the insurer may elect, in a form prescribed by the Secretary, to not pay the credit and require the insured to make application for the credit. In the event of such election, the insurer shall provide to the Secretary and the insured the name and tax identification number of the insurer and of the insured and indicate the proper amount of the credit. “(d) Coordination With Respect To Exemption .—If taxable property or services purchased by an insurer on behalf of an insured are purchased free of tax by virtue of section 2(a)(8)(C), then the credit provided by this section shall not be available with respect to that purchase. “(e) Insurance Contract .—For purposes of subsection (a), the term ‘insurance contract’ shall include a life insurance contract, a health insurance contract, a property and casualty loss insurance contract, a general liability insurance contract, a marine insurance contract, a fire insurance contract, an accident insurance contract, a disability insurance contract, a long-term care insurance contract, and an insurance contract that provides a combination of these types of insurance. “SEC. 207. REFUNDS . “(a) Registered Sellers .—If a registered seller files a monthly tax report with an overpayment, then, upon application by the registered seller in a form prescribed by the sales tax administering authority, the overpayment shown on the report shall be refunded to the registered seller within 60 days of receipt of said application. In the absence of such application, the overpayment may be carried forward, without interest, by the person entitled to the credit. “(b) Other Persons .—If a person other than a registered seller has an overpayment for any month, then, upon application by the person in a form prescribed by the sales tax administering authority, the credit balance due shall be refunded to the person within 60 days of receipt of said application. “(c) Interest .—No interest shall be paid on any balance due from the sales tax administering authority under this subsection for any month if such balance due is paid within 60 days after the application for refund is received. Balances due not paid within 60 days after the application for refund is received shall bear interest from the date of application. Interest shall be paid at the Federal short-term rate (as defined in section 511). “(d) Suspension Of Period To Pay Refund Only If Federal Or State Court Ruling .—The 60-day periods under subsections (a) and (b) shall be suspended with respect to a purported overpayment (or portion thereof) only during any period that there is in effect a preliminary, temporary, or final ruling from a Federal or State court that there is reasonable cause to believe that such overpayment may not actually be due. “CHAPTER 3 — FAMILY CONSUMPTION ALLOWANCE
“Sec. 301. Family consumption allowance. “Sec. 302. Qualified family. “Sec. 303. Monthly poverty level. “Sec. 304. Rebate mechanism. “Sec. 305. Change in family circumstances. “SEC. 301. FAMILY CONSUMPTION ALLOWANCE .
“Each qualified family shall be eligible to receive a sales tax rebate each month. The sales tax rebate shall be in an amount equal to the product of—
“(1) the rate of tax imposed by section 101, and “(2) the monthly poverty level. “SEC. 302. QUALIFIED FAMILY . “(a) General Rule .—For purposes of this chapter, the term ‘qualified family’ shall mean one or more family members sharing a common residence. All family members sharing a common residence shall be considered as part of one qualified family. “(b) Family Size Determination .— “(1) I N GENERAL.—To determine the size of a qualified family for purposes of this chapter, family members shall mean— “(A) an individual, “(B) the individual’s spouse, “(C) all lineal ancestors and descendants of said individual (and such individual’s spouse), “(D) all legally adopted children of such individual (and such individual’s spouse), and “(E) all children under legal guardianship of such individual (or such individual’s spouse). “(2) I DENTIFICATION REQUIREMENTS.—In order for a person to be counted as a member of the family for purposes of determining the size of the qualified family, such person must— “(A) have a bona fide Social Security number, and “(B) be a lawful resident of the United States. “(c) Children Living Away From Home .— “(1) S TUDENTS LIVING AWAY FROM HOME.—Any person who was a registered student during not fewer than 5 months in a calendar year while living away from the common residence of a qualified family but who receives over 50 percent of such person’s support during a calendar year from members of the qualified family shall be included as part of the family unit whose members provided said support for purposes of this chapter. “(2) C HILDREN OF DIVORCED OR SEPARATED PARENTS.—If a child’s parents are divorced or legally separated, a child for purposes of this chapter shall be treated as part of the qualified family of the custodial parent. In cases of joint custody, the custodial parent for purposes of this chapter shall be the parent that has custody of the child for more than one-half of the time during a given calendar year. A parent entitled to be treated as the custodial parent pursuant to this paragraph may release this claim to the other parent if said release is in writing. “(d) Annual Registration .—In order to receive the family consumption allowance provided by section 301, a qualified family must register with the sales tax administering authority in a form prescribed by the Secretary. The annual registration form shall provide— “(1) the name of each family member who shared the qualified family’s residence on the family determination date, “(2) the Social Security number of each family member on the family determination date who shared the qualified family’s residence on the family determination date, “(3) the family member or family members to whom the family consumption allowance should be paid, “(4) a certification that all listed family members are lawful residents of the United States, “(5) a certification that all family members sharing the common residence are listed, “(6) a certification that no family members were incarcerated on the family determination date (within the meaning of subsection (l)), and “(7) the address of the qualified family. Said registration shall be signed by all members of the qualified family that have attained the age of 21 years as of the date of filing. “(e) Registration Not Mandatory .—Registration is not mandatory for any qualified family. “(f) Effect Of Failure To Provide Annual Registration .—Any qualified family that fails to register in accordance with this section within 30 days of the family determination date, shall cease receiving the monthly family consumption allowance in the month beginning 90 days after the family determination date. “(g) Effect Of Curing Failure To Provide Annual Registration .—Any qualified family that failed to timely make its annual registration in accordance with this section but subsequently cures its failure to register, shall be entitled to up to 6 months of lapsed sales tax rebate payments. No interest on lapsed payment amount shall be paid. “(h) Effective Date Of Annual Registrations .—Annual registrations shall take effect for the month beginning 90 days after the family registration date. “(i) Effective Date Of Revised Registrations .—A revised registration made pursuant to section 305 shall take effect for the first month beginning 60 days after the revised registration was filed. The existing registration shall remain in effect until the effective date of the revised registration. “(j) Determination Of Registration Filing Date .—An annual or revised registration shall be deemed filed when— “(1) deposited in the United States mail, postage prepaid, to the address of the sales tax administering authority, “(2) delivered and accepted at the offices of the sales tax administering authority, or “(3) provided to a designated commercial private courier service for delivery within 2 days to the sales tax administering authority at the address of the sales tax administering authority. “(k) Proposed Registration To Be Provided .—Thirty or more days before the family registration date, the sales tax administering authority shall mail to the address shown on the most recent rebate registration or change of address notice filed pursuant to section 305(d) a proposed registration that may be simply signed by the appropriate family members if family circumstances have not changed. “(l) Incarcerated Individuals .—An individual shall not be eligible under this chapter to be included as a member of any qualified family if that individual— “(1) is incarcerated in a local, State, or Federal jail, prison, mental hospital, or other institution on the family determination date, and “(2) is scheduled to be incarcerated for 6 months or more in the 12-month period following the effective date of the annual registration or the revised registration of said qualified family. “(m) Family Determination Date .—The family determination date is a date assigned to each family by the Secretary for purposes of determining qualified family size and other information necessary for the administration of this chapter. The Secretary shall promulgate regulations regarding the issuance of family determination dates. In the absence of any regulations, the family determination date for all families shall be October 1. The Secretary may assign family determination dates for administrative convenience. Permissible means of assigning family determination dates include a method based on the birth dates of family members. “(n) Cross Reference .—For penalty for filing false rebate claim, see section 504(i). “SEC. 303. MONTHLY POVERTY LEVEL . “(a) In General .—The monthly poverty level for any particular month shall be one-twelfth of the ‘annual poverty level’. For purposes of this section the ‘annual poverty level’ shall be the sum of— “(1) the annual level determined by the Department of Health and Human Services poverty guidelines required by sections 652 and 673(2) of the Omnibus Reconciliation Act of 1981 for a particular family size, and “(2) in case of families that include a married couple, the ‘annual marriage penalty elimination amount’. “(b) Annual Marriage Penalty Elimination Amount .—The annual marriage penalty elimination amount shall be the amount that is— “(1) the amount that is two times the annual level determined by the Department of Health and Human Services poverty guidelines required by sections 652 and 673(2) of the Omnibus Reconciliation Act of 1981 for a family of one, less “(2) the annual level determined by the Department of Health and Human Services poverty guidelines required by sections 652 and 673(2) of the Omnibus Reconciliation Act of 1981 for a family of two. “SEC. 304. REBATE MECHANISM . “(a) General Rule .—The Social Security Administration shall provide a monthly sales tax rebate to duly registered qualified families in an amount determined in accordance with section 301. “(b) Persons Receiving Rebate .—The payments shall be made to the persons designated by the qualifying family in the annual or revised registration for each qualified family in effect with respect to the month for which payment is being made. Payments may only be made to persons 18 years or older. If more than 1 person is designated in a registration to receive the rebate, then the rebate payment shall be divided evenly between or among those persons designated. “(c) When Rebates Mailed .—Rebates shall be mailed on or before the first business day of the month for which the rebate is being provided. “(d) Smart Cards And Direct Electronic Deposit Permissible .—The Social Security Administration may provide rebates in the form of smart cards that carry cash balances in their memory for use in making purchases at retail establishments or by direct electronic deposit. “SEC. 305. CHANGE IN FAMILY CIRCUMSTANCES . “(a) General Rule .—In the absence of the filing of a revised registration in accordance with this chapter, the common residence of the qualified family, marital status and number of persons in a qualified family on the family registration date shall govern determinations required to be made under this chapter for purposes of the following calendar year. “(b) No Double Counting .—In no event shall any person be considered part of more than one qualified family. “(c) Revised Registration Permissible .—A qualified family may file a revised registration for purposes of section 302(d) to reflect a change in family circumstances. A revised registration form shall provide— “(1) the name of each family member who shared the qualified family’s residence on the filing date of the revised registration, “(2) the Social Security number of each family member who shared the qualified family’s residence on the filing date of the revised registration, “(3) the family member or family members to whom the family consumption allowance should be paid, “(4) a certification that all listed family members are lawful residents of the United States, “(5) a certification that all family members sharing the commoner residence are listed, “(6) a certification that no family members were incarcerated on the family determination date (within the meaning of section 302(1)), and “(7) the address of the qualified family. Said revised registration shall be signed by all members of the qualified family that have attained the age of 21 years as of the filing date of the revised registration. “(d) Change Of Address .—A change of address for a qualified family may be filed with the sales tax administering authority at any time and shall not constitute a revised registration. “(e) Revised Registration Not Mandatory .—Revised registrations reflecting changes in family status are not mandatory. “CHAPTER 4 — FEDERAL AND STATE COOPERATIVE TAX ADMINISTRATION
“Sec. 401. Authority for States to collect tax. “Sec. 402. Federal administrative support for States. “Sec. 403. Federal-State tax conferences. “Sec. 404. Federal administration in certain States. “Sec. 405. Interstate allocation and destination determination. “Sec. 406. General administrative matters. “Sec. 407. Jurisdiction. “SEC. 401. AUTHORITY FOR STATES TO COLLECT TAX . “(a) In General .—The tax imposed by section 101 on gross payments for the use or consumption of taxable property or services within a State shall be administered, collected, and remitted to the United States Treasury by such State if the State is an administering State. “(b) Administering State .—For purposes of this section, the term ‘administering State’ means any State— “(1) which maintains a sales tax, and “(2) which enters into a cooperative agreement with the Secretary containing reasonable provisions governing the administration by such State of the taxes imposed by the subtitle and the remittance to the United States in a timely manner of taxes collected under this chapter. “(c) Cooperative Agreements .—The agreement under subsection (b)(2) shall include provisions for the expeditious transfer of funds, contact officers, dispute resolution, information exchange, confidentiality, taxpayer rights, and other matters of importance. The agreement shall not contain extraneous matters. “(d) Timely Remittance Of Tax .— “(1) I N GENERAL.—Administering States shall remit and pay over taxes collected under this subtitle on behalf of the United States (less the administration fee allowable under paragraph (2)) not later than 5 days after receipt. Interest at 150 percent of the Federal short-term rate shall be paid with respect to amounts remitted after the due date. “(2) A DMINISTRATION FEE.—An administering State may retain an administration fee equal to one-quarter of 1 percent of the amounts otherwise required to be remitted to the United States under this chapter by the administering State. “(e) Limitation On Administration Of Tax By United States .—The Secretary may administer the tax imposed by this subtitle in an administering State only if— “(1) (A) such State has failed on a regular basis to timely remit to the United States taxes collected under this chapter on behalf of the United States, or “(B) such State has on a regular basis otherwise materially breached the agreement referred to in subsection (b)(2), “(2) the State has failed to cure such alleged failures and breaches within a reasonable time, “(3) the Secretary provides such State with written notice of such alleged failures and breaches, and “(4) a District Court of the United States within such State, upon application of the Secretary, has rendered a decision— “(A) making findings of fact that— “(i) such State has failed on a regular basis to timely remit to the United States taxes collected under this chapter on behalf of the United States, or such State has on a regular basis otherwise materially breached the agreement referred to in subsection (b)(2), “(ii) the Secretary has provided such State with written notice of such alleged failures and breaches, and “(iii) the State has failed to cure such alleged failures and breaches within a reasonable time, and “(B) making a determination that it is in the best interest of the citizens of the United States that the administering State’s authority to administer the tax imposed by this subtitle be revoked and said tax be administered directly by the Secretary. The order of the District Court revoking the authority of an Administering State shall contain provisions governing the orderly transfer of authority to the Secretary. “(f) Reinstitution .—A State that has had its authority revoked pursuant to subsection (e) shall not be an administering State for a period of not less than 5 years after the date of the order of revocation. For the first calendar year commencing 8 years after the date of the order of revocation, the State shall be regarded without prejudice as eligible to become an administering State. “(g) Third State Administration Permissible .—It shall be permissible for a State to contract with an administering State to administer the State’s sales tax for an agreed fee. In this case, the agreement contemplated by subsection (c) shall have both the State and the Federal Government as parties. “(h) Investigations And Audits .—Administering States shall not conduct investigations or audits at facilities in other administering States in connection with the tax imposed by section 101 or conforming State sales tax but shall instead cooperate with other administering States using the mechanisms established by section 402, by compact or by other agreement. “SEC. 402. FEDERAL ADMINISTRATIVE SUPPORT FOR STATES . “(a) In General .—The Secretary shall administer a program to facilitate information sharing among States. “(b) State Compacts .—The Secretary shall facilitate, and may be a party to a compact among States for purposes of facilitating the taxation of interstate purchases and for other purposes that may facilitate implementation of this subtitle. “(c) Agreement With Conforming States .—The Secretary is authorized to enter into and shall enter into an agreement among conforming States enabling conforming States to collect conforming State sales tax on sales made by sellers without a particular conforming State to a destination within that particular conforming State. “(d) Secretary’s Authority .—The Secretary shall have the authority to promulgate regulations, to provide guidelines, to assist States in administering the national sales tax, to provide for uniformity in the administration of the tax and to provide guidance to the public. “SEC. 403. FEDERAL-STATE TAX CONFERENCES .
“Not less than once annually, the Secretary shall host a conference with the sales tax administrators from the various administering States to evaluate the state of the national sales tax system, to address issues of mutual concern and to develop and consider legislative, regulatory, and administrative proposals to improve the tax system.
“SEC. 404. FEDERAL ADMINISTRATION IN CERTAIN STATES .
“The Secretary shall administer the tax imposed by this subtitle in any State or other United States jurisdiction that—
“(1) is not an administering State, or “(2) elected to have another State administer its tax in accordance with section 401(g). “SEC. 405. INTERSTATE ALLOCATION AND DESTINATION DETERMINATION . “(a) Destination Generally .—The tax imposed by this subtitle is a destination principle tax. This section shall govern for purposes of determining— “(1) whether the destination of taxable property and services is within or without the United States, and “(2) which State or territory within the United States is the destination of taxable property and services. “(b) Tangible Personal Property .—Except as provided in subsection (g) (relating to certain leases), the destination of tangible personal property shall be the State or territory in which the property was first delivered to the purchaser (including agents and authorized representatives). “(c) Real Property .—The destination of real property, or rents or leaseholds on real property, shall be the State or territory in which the real property is located. “(d) Other Property .—The destination of any other taxable property shall be the residence of the purchaser. “(e) Services .— “(1) G ENERAL RULE.—The destination of services shall be the State or territory in which the use or consumption of the services occurred. Allocation of service invoices relating to more than 1 jurisdiction shall be on the basis of time or another method determined by regulation. “(2) T ELECOMMUNICATIONS SERVICES.—The destination of telecommunications services shall be the residence of the purchaser. Telecommunications services include telephone, telegraph, beeper, radio, cable television, satellite, and computer on-line or network services. “(3) D OMESTIC TRANSPORTATION SERVICES.—For transportation services where all of the final destinations are within the United States, the destination of transportation services shall be the final destination of the trip (in the case of round or multiple trip fares, the services amount shall be equally allocated among each final destination). “(4) I NTERNATIONAL TRANSPORTATION SERVICES.—For transportation services where the final destination or origin of the trip is without the United States, the service amount shall be deemed 50 percent attributable to the United States destination or origin. “(5) E LECTRICAL SERVICE.—The destination of electrical services shall be the residence of the purchaser. “(f) Financial Intermediation Services .—The destination of financial intermediation services shall be the residence of the purchaser. “(g) Rents Paid For The Lease Of Tangible Property .— “(1) G ENERAL RULE.—Except as provided in paragraph (2), the destination of rents paid for the lease of tangible property and leaseholds on such property shall be where the property is located while in use. “(2) L AND VEHICLES; AIRCRAFT, WATER CRAFT.—The destination of rental and lease payments on land vehicles, aircraft and water craft shall be— “(A) in the case of rentals and leases of a term of 1 month or less, the location where the land vehicle, aircraft, or water craft was originally delivered to the renter or lessee, and “(B) in the case of rentals and leases of a term greater than 1 month, the residence of the renter or lessee. “(h) Allocation Rules .—For purposes of allocating revenue— “(1) between or among administering States from taxes imposed by this subtitle or from State sales taxes administered by third-party administering States, or “(2) between or among States imposing conforming State sales taxes, the revenue shall be allocated to those States that are the destination of the taxable property or service. “(i) Federal Office Of Revenue Allocation .—The Secretary shall establish an Office of Revenue Allocation to arbitrate any claims or disputes among administering States as to the destination of taxable property and services for purposes of allocating revenue between or among the States from taxes imposed by this subtitle. The determination of the Administrator of the Office of Revenue Allocation shall be subject to judicial review in any Federal court with competent jurisdiction. The standard of review shall be abuse of discretion. “SEC. 406. GENERAL ADMINISTRATIVE MATTERS . “(a) In General .—The Secretary and each sales tax administering authority may employ such persons as may be necessary for the administration of this subtitle and may delegate to employees the authority to conduct interviews, hearings, prescribe rules, promulgate regulations, and perform such other duties as are required by this subtitle. “(b) Resolution Of Any Inconsistent Rules And Regulations .—In the event that the Secretary and any sales tax administering authority have issued inconsistent rules or regulations, any lawful rule or regulation issued by the Secretary shall govern. “(c) Adequate Notice To Be Provided .—Except in the case of an emergency declared by the Secretary (and not his designee), no rule or regulation issued by the Secretary with respect to any internal revenue law shall take effect before 90 days have elapsed after its publication in the Federal Register. Upon issuance, the Secretary shall provide copies of all rules or regulations issued under this title to each sales tax administering authority. “(d) No Rules, Rulings, Or Regulations With Retroactive Effect .—No rule, ruling, or regulation issued or promulgated by the Secretary relating to any internal revenue law or by a sales tax administering authority shall apply to a period prior to its publication in the Federal Register (or State equivalent) except that a regulation may take retroactive effect to prevent abuse. “(e) Review Of Impact Of Regulations, Rules, And Rulings On Small Business .— “(1) S UBMISSION TO SMALL BUSINESS ADMINISTRATION.—After publication of any proposed or temporary regulation by the Secretary relating to internal revenue laws, the Secretary shall submit such regulation to the Chief Counsel for Advocacy of the Small Business Administration for comment on the impact of such regulation on small businesses. Not later than the date 30 days after the date of such submission, the Chief Counsel for Advocacy of the Small Business Administration shall submit comments on such regulation to the Secretary. “(2) C ONSIDERATION OF COMMENTS.—In prescribing any final regulation which supersedes a proposed or temporary regulation which had been submitted under this subsection to the Chief Counsel for Advocacy of the Small Business Administration, the Secretary shall— “(A) consider the comments of the Chief Counsel for Advocacy of the Small Business Administration on such proposed or temporary regulation, and “(B) in promulgating such final regulation, include a narrative that describes the response to such comments. “(3) S UBMISSION OF CERTAIN FINAL REGULATION.—In the case of promulgation by the Secretary of any final regulations (other than a temporary regulation) which do not supersede a proposed regulation, the requirements of paragraphs (1) and (2) shall apply, except that the submission under paragraph (1) shall be made at least 30 days before the date of such promulgation, and the consideration and discussion required under paragraph (2) shall be made in connection with the promulgation of such final regulation. “(f) Small Business Regulatory Safeguards .—The Small Business Regulatory Enforcement Fairness Act ( Public Law 104–121 ; 110 Stat. 857 (‘SBREFA’)) and the Regulatory Flexibility Act ( 5 U.S.C. 601–612 (‘RFA’)) shall apply to regulations promulgated under this subtitle. “SEC. 407. JURISDICTION . “(a) State Jurisdiction .—A sales tax administering authority shall have jurisdiction over any gross payments made which have a destination (as determined in accordance with section 405) within the State of said sales tax administering authority. This grant of jurisdiction is not exclusive of any other jurisdiction that such sales tax administering authority may have. “(b) Federal Jurisdiction .—The grant of jurisdiction in subsection (a) shall not be in derogation of Federal jurisdiction over the same matter. The Federal Government shall have the right to exercise preemptive jurisdiction over matters relating to the taxes imposed by this subtitle. “CHAPTER 5 — OTHER ADMINISTRATIVE PROVISIONS
“Sec. 501. Monthly reports and payments. “Sec. 502. Registration. “Sec. 503. Accounting. “Sec. 504. Penalties. “Sec. 505. Burden of persuasion and burden of production. “Sec. 506. Attorneys’ and accountancy fees. “Sec. 507. Summons, examinations, audits, etc. “Sec. 508. Records. “Sec. 509. Tax to be separately stated and charged. “Sec. 510. Coordination with title 11. “Sec. 511. Applicable interest rate. “SEC. 501. MONTHLY REPORTS AND PAYMENTS . “(a) Tax Reports And Filing Dates .— “(1) I N GENERAL.—On or before the 15th day of each month, each person who is— “(A) liable to collect and remit the tax imposed by this subtitle by reason of section 103(a), or “(B) liable to pay tax imposed by this subtitle which is not collected pursuant to section 103(a), shall submit to the appropriate sales tax administering authority (in a form prescribed by the Secretary) a report relating to the previous calendar month. “(2) C ONTENTS OF REPORT.—The report required under paragraph (1) shall set forth— “(A) the gross payments referred to in section 101, “(B) the tax collected under chapter 4 in connection with such payments, “(C) the amount and type of any credit claimed, and “(D) other information reasonably required by the Secretary or the sales tax administering authority for the administration, collection, and remittance of the tax imposed by this subtitle. “(b) Tax Payments Date .— “(1) G ENERAL RULE.—The tax imposed by this subtitle during any calendar month is due and shall be paid to the appropriate sales tax administering authority on or before the 15th day of the succeeding month. Both Federal tax imposed by this subtitle and conforming State sales tax (if any) shall be paid in 1 aggregate payment. “(2) C ROSS REFERENCE.—See subsection (e) relating to remitting of separate segregated funds for sellers that are not small sellers. “(c) Extensions For Filing Reports .— “(1) A UTOMATIC EXTENSIONS FOR NOT MORE THAN 30 DAYS.—On application, an extension of not more than 30 days to file reports under subsection (a) shall be automatically granted. “(2) O THER EXTENSIONS.—On application, extensions of 30 to 60 days to file such reports shall be liberally granted by the sales tax administering authority for reasonable cause. Extensions greater than 60 days may be granted by the sales tax administering authority to avoid hardship. “(3) N O EXTENSION FOR PAYMENT OF TAXES.—Notwithstanding paragraphs (1) and (2), no extension shall be granted with respect to the time for paying or remitting the taxes under this subtitle. “(d) Telephone Reporting Of Violations .—The Secretary shall establish a system under which a violation of this subtitle can be brought to the attention of the sales tax administering authority for investigation through the use of a toll-free telephone number and otherwise. “(e) Separate Segregated Accounts .— “(1) I N GENERAL.—Any registered seller that is not a small seller shall deposit all sales taxes collected pursuant to section 103 in a particular week in a separate segregated account maintained at a bank or other financial institution within 3 business days of the end of such week. Said registered seller shall also maintain in that account sufficient funds to meet the bank or financial institution minimum balance requirements, if any, and to pay account fees and costs. “(2) S MALL SELLER.—For purposes of this subsection, a small seller is any person that has not collected $20,000 or more of the taxes imposed by this subtitle in any of the previous 12 months. “(3) L ARGE SELLERS.—Any seller that has collected $100,000 or more of the taxes imposed by this subtitle in any of the previous 12 months is a large seller. A large seller shall remit to the sales tax administering authority the entire balance of deposited taxes in its separate segregated account on the first business day following the end of the calendar week. The Secretary may by regulation require the electronic transfer of funds due from large sellers. “(4) W EEK.—For purposes of this subsection, the term ‘week’ shall mean the 7-day period ending on a Friday. “(f) Determination Of Report Filing Date .—A report filed pursuant to subsection (a) shall be deemed filed when— “(1) deposited in the United States mail, postage prepaid, addressed to the sales tax administering authority, “(2) delivered and accepted at the offices of the sales tax administering authority, “(3) provided to a designated commercial private courier service for delivery within 2 days to the sales tax administering authority at the address of the sales tax administering authority, or “(4) by other means permitted by the Secretary. “(g) Security Requirements .—A large seller (within the meaning of subsection (e)(3)) shall be required to provide security in an amount equal to the greater of $100,000 or one and one-half times the seller’s average monthly tax liability during the previous 6 calendar months. Security may be a cash bond, a bond from a surety company approved by the Secretary, a certificate of deposit, or a State or United States Treasury bond. A bond qualifying under this subsection must be a continuing instrument for each calendar year (or portion thereof) that the bond is in effect. The bond must remain in effect until the surety or sureties are released and discharged. Failure to provide security in accordance with this section shall result in revocation of the seller’s section 502 registration. If a person who has provided security pursuant to this subsection— “(1) fails to pay an amount indicated in a final notice of amount due under this subtitle (within the meaning of section 605(d)), “(2) no Taxpayer Assistance Order is in effect relating to the amount due, “(3) either the time for filing an appeal pursuant to section 604 has passed or the appeal was denied, and “(4) the amount due is not being litigated in any judicial forum, then the security or part of the security, as the case may be, may be forfeited in favor of the Secretary to the extent of such tax due (plus interest if any). “(h) Rewards Program .—The Secretary is authorized to maintain a program of awards wherein individuals that assist the Secretary or sales tax administering authorities in discovering or prosecuting tax fraud may be remunerated. “(i) Cross Reference .—For interest due on taxes remitted late, see section 6601. “SEC. 502. REGISTRATION . “(a) In General .—Any person liable to collect and remit taxes pursuant to section 103(a) who is engaged in a trade or business shall register as a seller with the sales tax administering authority administering the taxes imposed by this subtitle. “(b) Affiliated Firms .—Affiliated firms shall be treated as 1 person for purposes of this section. Affiliated firms may elect, upon giving notice to the Secretary in a form prescribed by the Secretary, to treat separate firms as separate persons for purposes of this subtitle. “(c) Designation Of Tax Matters Person .—Every person registered pursuant to subsection (a) shall designate a tax matters person who shall be an individual whom the sales tax administering authority may contact regarding tax matters. Each person registered must provide notice of a change in the identity of the tax matters person within 30 days of said change. “(d) Effect Of Failure To Register .—Any person that is required to register and who fails to do so is prohibited from selling taxable property or services. The Secretary or a sales tax administering authority may bring an action seeking a temporary restraining order, an injunction, or such other order as may be appropriate to enforce this section. “SEC. 503. ACCOUNTING . “(a) Cash Method To Be Used Generally .—Registered sellers and other persons shall report transactions using the cash method of accounting unless an election to use the accrual method of accounting is made pursuant to subsection (b). “(b) Election To Use Accrual Method .—A person may elect with respect to a calender year to remit taxes and report transactions with respect to the month where a sale was invoiced and accrued. “(c) Cross Reference .—See section 205 for rules relating to bad debts for sellers electing the accrual method. “SEC. 504. PENALTIES . “(a) Failure To Register .—Each person who is required to register pursuant to section 502 but fails to do so prior to notification by the sales tax administering authority shall be liable for a penalty of $500. “(b) Reckless Or Willful Failure To Collect Tax .— “(1) C IVIL PENALTY; FRAUD.—Each person who is required to and recklessly or willfully fails to collect taxes imposed by this subtitle shall be liable for a penalty equal to the greater of $500 or 20 percent of tax not collected. “(2) C RIMINAL PENALTY.—Each person who is required to and willfully fails as part of a trade or business to collect taxes imposed by this subtitle may be fined an amount up to the amount determined in accordance with paragraph (1) or imprisoned for a period of not more than 1 year or both. “(c) Reckless Or Willful Assertion Of Invalid Exemption .— “(1) C IVIL PENALTY; FRAUD.—Each person who recklessly or willfully asserts an invalid intermediate or export sales exemption from the taxes imposed by this subtitle shall be liable for a penalty equal to the greater of $500 or 20 percent of the tax not collected or remitted. “(2) C RIMINAL PENALTY.—Each person who willfully asserts an invalid intermediate or export sales exemption from the taxes imposed by this subtitle may be fined an amount up to the amount determined in accordance with paragraph (1) or imprisoned for a period of not more than 1 year or both. “(d) Reckless Or Willful Failure To Remit Tax Collected .— “(1) C IVIL PENALTY; FRAUD.—Each person who is required to and recklessly or willfully fails to remit taxes imposed by this subtitle and collected from purchasers shall be liable for a penalty equal to the greater of $1,000 or 50 percent of the tax not remitted. “(2) C RIMINAL PENALTY.—Each person who willfully fails to remit taxes imposed by this subtitle and collected from purchasers may be fined an amount up to the amount determined in accordance with paragraph (1) or imprisoned for a period of not more than 2 years or both. “(e) Reckless Or Willful Failure To Pay Tax .—Each person who is required to and recklessly or willfully fails to pay taxes imposed by this subtitle shall be liable for a penalty equal to the greater of $500 or 20 percent of the tax not paid. “(f) Penalty For Late Filing .— “(1) I N GENERAL.—In the case of a failure by any person who is required to and fails to file a report required by section 501 on or before the due date (determined with regard to any extension) for such report, such person shall pay a penalty for each month or fraction thereof that said report is late equal to the greater of— “(A) $50, or “(B) 0.5 percent of the gross payments required to be shown on the report. “(2) I NCREASED PENALTY ON RETURNS FILED AFTER WRITTEN INQUIRY.—The amount of the penalty under paragraph (1) shall be doubled with respect to any report filed after a written inquiry with respect to such report is received by the taxpayer from the sales tax administering authority. “(3) L IMITATION.—The penalty imposed under this subsection shall not exceed 12 percent. “(4) E XCEPTIONS.— “(A) R EASONABLE CAUSE.—No penalty shall be imposed under this subsection with respect to any failure if it is shown that such failure is due to reasonable cause. “(B) O THER WAIVER AUTHORITY.—In addition to penalties not imposed by reason of subparagraph (A), the sales tax administering authority, on application, shall waive the penalty imposed by paragraph (1) once per registered person per 24-month period. The preceding sentence shall not apply to a penalty determined under paragraph (2). “(g) Penalty For Willfully Or Recklessly Accepting A False Intermediate Or Export Sales Certificate .—A person who willingly or recklessly accepts a false intermediate or export sales certificate shall pay a penalty equal to 20 percent of the tax not collected by reason of said acceptance. “(h) Penalty For Late Remittance Of Taxes .— “(1) I N GENERAL.—A person who is required to timely remit taxes imposed by this subtitle and remits taxes more than 1 month after such taxes are due shall pay a penalty equal to 1 percent per month (or fraction thereof) from the due date. “(2) L IMITATION.—The penalty imposed under this subsection shall not exceed 24 percent. “(3) E XCEPTIONS FOR REASONABLE CAUSE.—No penalty shall be imposed under paragraph (1) with respect to any late remittance if it is shown that such late remittance is due to reasonable cause. “(i) Penalty For Filing False Rebate Claim .— “(1) C IVIL PENALTY; FRAUD.—A person who willingly or recklessly files a false claim for a family consumption allowance rebate (within the meaning of chapter 3) shall— “(A) pay a penalty equal to the greater of $500 or 50 percent of the claimed annual rebate amount not actually due, and “(B) repay any rebates received as a result of the false rebate claim (together with interest). “(2) C RIMINAL PENALTY.—A person who willingly files a false claim for a family consumption allowance rebate (within the meaning of chapter 3) may be fined an amount up to the amount determined in accordance with paragraph (1) or imprisoned for a period not more than 1 year or both. “(j) Penalty For Bad Check .—If any check or money order in payment of any amount receivable under this subtitle is not duly paid, in addition to other penalties provided by law, the person who tendered such check shall pay a penalty equal to the greater of— “(1) $25, or “(2) two percent of the amount of such check. “(k) Penalty For Failure To Maintain A Separate Segregated Account .—Any person required to maintain a separate segregated account pursuant to section 501(e) that fails to maintain such a separate segregated account shall pay a penalty of $1,000. “(l) Penalty For Failure To Deposit Collected Taxes In A Separate Segregated Account .—Any person required to deposit collected taxes into a separate segregated account maintained pursuant to section 501(e) that fails to timely deposit said taxes into the separate segregated account shall pay a penalty equal to 1 percent of the amount required to be deposited. The penalty imposed by the previous sentence shall be tripled unless said taxes have been deposited in the separate segregated account or remitted to the sales tax administering authority within 16 days of the date said deposit was due. “(m) Joint And Several Liability For Tax Matters Person And Responsible Officers .—The tax matters person (designated pursuant to section 502(c)) and responsible officers or partners of a firm shall be jointly and severally liable for the tax imposed by this subtitle and penalties imposed by this subtitle. “(n) Right Of Contribution .—If more than 1 person is liable with respect to any tax or penalty imposed by this subtitle, each person who paid such tax or penalty shall be entitled to recover from other persons who are liable for such tax or penalty an amount equal to the excess of the amount paid by such person over such person’s proportionate share of the tax or penalty. “(o) Civil Penalties And Criminal Fines Not Exclusive .— “(1) C IVIL PENALTY.—The fact that a civil penalty has been imposed shall not prevent the imposition of a criminal fine. “(2) C RIMINAL FINE.—The fact that a criminal fine has been imposed shall not prevent the imposition of a civil penalty. “(p) Confidentiality .—Any person who violates the requirements relating to confidentiality of tax information (as provided in section 605(e)) may be fined up to $10,000 or imprisoned for a period of not more than 1 year, or both. “(q) Cross Reference .—For interest due on late payments, see section 6601. “SEC. 505. BURDEN OF PERSUASION AND BURDEN OF PRODUCTION .
“In all disputes concerning taxes imposed by this subtitle, the person engaged in a dispute with the sales tax administering authority or the Secretary, as the case may be, shall have the burden of production of documents and records but the sales tax administering authority or the Secretary shall have the burden of persuasion. In all disputes concerning an exemption claimed by a purchaser, if the seller has on file an intermediate sale or export sale certificate from the purchaser and did not have reasonable cause to believe that the certificate was improperly provided by the purchaser with respect to such purchase (within the meaning of section 103), then the burden of production of documents and records relating to that exemption shall rest with the purchaser and not with the seller.
“SEC. 506. ATTORNEYS’ AND ACCOUNTANCY FEES .
“In all disputes concerning taxes imposed by this subtitle, the person engaged in a dispute with the sales tax administering authority or the Secretary, as the case may be, shall be entitled to reasonable attorneys’ fees, accountancy fees, and other reasonable professional fees incurred in direct relation to the dispute unless the sales tax administering authority or the Secretary establishes that its position was substantially justified.
“SEC. 507. SUMMONS, EXAMINATIONS, AUDITS, ETC . “(a) Summons .—Persons are subject to administrative summons by the sales tax administering authority for records, documents, and testimony required by the sales tax administering authority to accurately determine liability for tax under this subtitle. A summons shall be served by the sales tax administering authority by an attested copy delivered in hand to the person to whom it is directed or left at his last known address. The summons shall describe with reasonable certainty what is sought. “(b) Examinations And Audits .—The sales tax administering authority has the authority to conduct at a reasonable time and place examinations and audits of persons who are or may be liable to collect and remit tax imposed by this subtitle and to examine the books, papers, records, or other data of such persons which may be relevant or material to the determination of tax due. “(c) Limitation On Authority In Case Of Referral .—No administrative summons may be issued by the sales tax administering authority and no action be commenced to enforce an administrative summons with respect to any person if a Justice Department referral or referral to a State Attorney General’s Office is in effect with respect to such person relating to a tax imposed by this subtitle. Such referral is in effect with respect to any person if the sales tax administering authority or the Secretary has recommended to the Justice Department or a State Attorney General’s Office a grand jury investigation of such person or a criminal prosecution of such person that contemplates criminal sanctions under this title. A referral shall be terminated when— “(1) the Justice Department or a State Attorney General’s Office notifies the sales tax administering authority or the Secretary that he will not— “(A) prosecute such person for any offense connected with the internal revenue laws, “(B) authorize a grand jury investigation of such person with respect to such offense, or “(C) continue such a grand jury investigation, or “(2) a final disposition has been made of any criminal proceeding connected with the internal revenue laws, or conforming State sales tax, against such person. “SEC. 508. RECORDS .
“Any person liable to remit taxes pursuant to this subtitle shall keep records (including a record of all section 509 receipts provided, complete records of intermediate and export sales, including purchaser’s intermediate and export sales certificates and tax number and the net of tax amount of purchase) sufficient to determine the amounts reported, collected, and remitted for a period of 6 years after the latter of the filing of the report for which the records formed the basis or when the report was due to be filed. Any purchaser who purchased taxable property or services but did not pay tax by reason of asserting an intermediate and export sales exemption shall keep records sufficient to determine whether said exemption was valid for a period of 7 years after the purchase of taxable property or services.
“SEC. 509. TAX TO BE SEPARATELY STATED AND CHARGED . “(a) In General .—For each purchase of taxable property or services for which a tax is imposed by section 101, the seller shall charge the tax imposed by section 101 separately from the purchase. For purchase of taxable property or services for which a tax is imposed by section 101, the seller shall provide to the purchaser a receipt for each transaction that includes— “(1) the property or services price exclusive of tax, “(2) the amount of tax paid, “(3) the property or service price inclusive of tax, “(4) the tax rate (the amount of tax paid (per paragraph (2))) divided by the property or service price inclusive of tax (per paragraph (3)), “(5) the date that the good or service was sold, “(6) the name of the vendor, and “(7) the vendor registration number. “(b) Vending Machine Exception .—The requirements of subsection (a) shall be inapplicable in the case of sales by vending machines. Vending machines for purposes of this subsection are machines— “(1) that dispense taxable property in exchange for coins or currency, and “(2) that sell no single item exceeding $10 per unit in price. “(c) Financial Intermediation Services Exception .—The requirements of subsection (a) shall be inapplicable in the case of sales financial intermediation service. Receipts shall be issued when the tax is imposed (in accordance with section 803 (relating to timing of tax on financial intermediation services)). “SEC. 510. COORDINATION WITH TITLE 11 .
“No addition to tax shall be made under section 504 with respect to a period during which a case is pending under title 11, United States Code—
“(1) if such tax was incurred by the estate and the failure occurred pursuant to an order of the court finding probable insufficiency of funds of the estate to pay administrative expenses, or “(2) if— “(A) such tax was incurred by the debtor before the earlier of the order for relief or (in the involuntary case) the appointment of a trustee, and “(B) the petition was filed before the due date prescribed by law (including extensions) for filing a return of such tax, or the date for making the addition to tax occurs on or after the date the petition was filed. “SEC. 511. APPLICABLE INTEREST RATE . “(a) In General .— “(1) F EDERAL SHORT-TERM RATE.—In the case of a debt instrument, investment, financing lease, or account with a term of not over 3 years, the applicable interest rate is the Federal short-term rate. “(2) F EDERAL MID-TERM RATE.—In the case of a debt instrument, investment, financing lease, or account with a term of over 3 years but not over 9 years, the applicable interest rate is the Federal mid-term rate. “(3) F EDERAL LONG-TERM RATE.—In the case of a debt instrument, investment, financing lease, or account with a term of over 9 years, the applicable interest rate is the Federal long-term rate. “(b) Federal Short-Term Rate .—The Federal short-term rate shall be the rate determined by the Secretary based on the average market yield (selected by the Secretary and ending in the calendar month in which the determination is made during any one month) on outstanding marketable obligations of the United States with remaining periods to maturity of 3 years or fewer. “(c) Federal Mid-Term Rate .—The Federal mid-term rate shall be the rate determined by the Secretary based on the average market yield (selected by the Secretary and ending in the calendar month in which the determination is made during any 1 month) on outstanding marketable obligations of the United States with remaining periods to maturity of more than 3 years and not over 9 years. “(d) Federal Long-Term Rate .—The Federal long-term rate shall be the rate determined by the Secretary based on the average market yield (selected by the Secretary and ending in the calendar month in which the determination is made during any 1 month) on outstanding marketable obligations of the United States with remaining periods to maturity of over 9 years. “(e) Determination Of Rates .—During each calendar month, the Secretary shall determine the Federal short-term rate, the Federal mid-term rate and the Federal long-term rate which shall apply during the following calendar month. “CHAPTER 6 — COLLECTIONS; APPEALS; TAXPAYER RIGHTS
“Sec. 601. Collections. “Sec. 602. Power to levy, etc. “Sec. 603. Problem resolution offices. “Sec. 604. Appeals. “Sec. 605. Taxpayer rights. “Sec. 606. Installment agreements compromises. “SEC. 601. COLLECTIONS .
“The sales tax administering authority shall collect the taxes imposed by this subtitle, except as provided in section 404 (relating to Federal administration in certain States).
“SEC. 602. POWER TO LEVY, ETC . “(a) In General .—The sales tax administering authority may levy and seize property, garnish wages or salary and file liens to collect amounts due under this subtitle, pursuant to enforcement of— “(1) a judgment duly rendered by a court of law, “(2) an amount due if the taxpayer has failed to exercise his appeals rights under section 604, or “(3) an amount due if the appeals process determined that an amount remained due and the taxpayer has failed to timely petition the Tax Court for relief. “(b) Exemption From Levy, Seizure, And Garnishments .—There shall be exempt from levy, seizure, and garnishment or penalty in connection with any tax imposed by this subtitle— “(1) wearing apparel, school books, fuel, provisions, furniture, personal effects, tools of a trade or profession, livestock in a household up to an aggregate value of $15,000, and “(2) monthly money income equal to 150 percent of the monthly poverty level (as defined in section 303). “(c) Liens To Be Timely Released .—Subject to such reasonable regulations as the Secretary may provide, any lien imposed with respect to a tax imposed by this title shall be released not later than 30 days after— “(1) the liability was satisfied or became unenforceable, or “(2) a bond was accepted as security. “SEC. 603. PROBLEM RESOLUTION OFFICES . “(a) Problem Resolution Office To Be Established .—Each sales tax administering authority shall establish an independent Problem Resolution Office and appoint an adequate number of problem resolution officers. The head of the problem resolution office must be appointed by, and serve at the pleasure of either the State Governor (in the case of an administering State) or the President of the United States. “(b) Authority Of Problem Resolution Officers .—Problem resolution officers shall have the authority to investigate complaints and issue a Taxpayer Assistance Order to administratively enjoin any collection activity if, in the opinion of the problem resolution officer, said collection activity is reasonably likely to not be in compliance with law or to prevent hardship (other than by reason of having to pay taxes lawfully due). Problem resolution officers shall also have the authority to issue Taxpayer Assistance Orders releasing or returning property that has been levied upon or seized, ordering that a lien be released and that garnished wages be returned. A Taxpayer Assistance Order may only be rescinded or modified by the problem resolution officer that issued it, by the highest official in the relevant sales tax administering authority or by its general counsel upon a finding that the collection activity is justified by clear and convincing evidence. The authority to reverse this Taxpayer Assistance Order may not be delegated. “(c) Form Of Request For Taxpayer Assistance Order .—The Secretary shall establish a form and procedure to aid persons requesting the assistance of the Problem Resolution Office and to aid the Problem Resolution Office in understanding the needs of the person seeking assistance. The use of this form, however, shall not be a prerequisite to a problem resolution officer taking action, including issuing a Taxpayer Assistance Order. “(d) Content Of Taxpayer Assistance Order .—A Taxpayer Assistance Order shall contain the name of the problem resolution officer, any provision relating to the running of any applicable period of limitation, the name of the person that the Taxpayer Assistance Order assists, the government office (or employee or officer of said government office) to whom it is directed and the action or cessation of action that the Taxpayer Assistance Order requires of said government officer (or employee or officer of said government office). The Taxpayer Assistance Order need not contain findings of fact or its legal basis; however, the problem resolution officer must provide findings of fact and the legal basis for the issuance of the Taxpayer Assistance Order to the sales tax administering authority upon the request of an officer of said authority within 2 weeks of the receipt of such request. “(e) Independence Protected .—Problem resolution officers shall not be disciplined or adversely affected for the issuance of administrative injunctions unless a pattern of issuing injunctions that are manifestly unreasonable is proven in an administrative hearing by a preponderance of the evidence. “(f) Other Rights Not Limited .—Nothing in this section shall limit the authority of the sales tax administering authority, the registered person or other person from pursuing any legal remedy in any court with jurisdiction over the dispute at issue. “(g) Limitations .—The running of any applicable period of limitation shall be suspended for a period of 8 weeks following the issuance of a Taxpayer Assistance Order or, if specified, for a longer period set forth in the Taxpayer Assistance Order provided the suspension does not exceed 6 months. “SEC. 604. APPEALS . “(a) Administrative Appeals .—The sales tax administering authority shall establish an administrative appeals process wherein the registered person or other person in disagreement with a decision of the sales tax administering authority asserting liability for tax is provided a full and fair hearing in connection with any disputes said person has with the sales tax administering authority. “(b) Timing Of Administrative Appeals .—Said administrative appeal must be made within 60 days of receiving a final notice of amount due pursuant to section 605(d) unless leave for an extension is granted by the appeals officer in a form prescribed by the Secretary. Leave shall be granted to avoid hardship. “SEC. 605. TAXPAYER RIGHTS . “(a) Rights To Be Disclosed .—The sales tax administering authority shall provide to any person against whom it has— “(1) commenced an audit or investigation, “(2) issued a final notice of amount due, “(3) filed an administrative lien, levy, or garnishment, “(4) commenced other collection action, “(5) commenced an action for civil penalties, or “(6) any other legal action, a document setting forth in plain English the rights of the person. The document shall explain the administrative appeals process, the authority of the Problem Resolution Office (established pursuant to section 603) and how to contact that Office, the burden of production and persuasion that the person and the sales tax administering authority bear (pursuant to section 505), the right of the person to professional fees (pursuant to section 506), the right to record interviews and such other rights as the person may possess under this subtitle. Said document will also set forth the procedures for entering into an installment agreement. “(b) Right To Professional Assistance .—In all dealings with the sales tax administering authority, a person shall have the right to assistance, at their own expense, of one or more professional advisors. “(c) Right To Record Interviews .—Any person who is interviewed by an agent of the sales tax administering authority shall have the right to video or audio tape the interview at the person’s own expense. “(d) Right To Final Notice Of Amount Due .—No collection or enforcement action will be commenced against a person until 30 days after they have been provided with a final notice of amount due under this subtitle by the sales tax administering authority. The final notice of amount due shall set forth the amount of tax due (along with any interest and penalties due) and the factual and legal basis for such amounts being due with sufficient specificity that such basis can be understood by a reasonable person who is not a tax professional reading the notice. The final notice shall be sent by certified mail, return receipt requested, to— “(1) the address last provided by a registered seller, or “(2) the best available address to a person who is not a registered seller. “(e) Confidentiality Of Tax Information .— “(1) I N GENERAL.—All reports and report information (related to any internal revenue law) shall be confidential and except as authorized by this title— “(A) no officer or employee (including former officers and employees) of the United States, “(B) no officer or employee (including former officers and employees) of any State or local agency who has had access to returns or return information, and “(C) no other person who has had access to returns or return information, shall disclose any report or report information obtained by him in any manner in connection with his service as such officer or employee or otherwise. “(2) D ESIGNEES.—The sales tax administering authority may, subject to such requirements as the Secretary may impose, disclose the report and report information of a person to that person or persons as that person may designate to receive said information or return. “(3) O THER SALES TAX ADMINISTERING AUTHORITIES.—A sales tax administering authority may impose, disclose the report and report information to another sales tax administering authority. “(4) I NCOMPETENCY.—A sales tax administering authority may, subject to such requirements as the Secretary may impose, disclose the report and report information to the committee, trustee, or guardian of a person who is incompetent. “(5) D ECEASED PERSONS.—A sales tax administering authority may, subject to such requirements as the Secretary may impose, disclose the report and report information to the decedent’s— “(A) administrator, executor, estate trustee, or “(B) heir at law, next of kin, or beneficiary under a will who has a material interest that will be affected by the information. “(6) B ANKRUPTCY.—A sales tax administering authority may, subject to such requirements as the Secretary may impose, disclose the report and report information to a person’s trustee in bankruptcy. “(7) C ONGRESS.—Upon written request from the Chairman of the Committee on Ways and Means, the Chairman of the Committee on Finance of the Senate, or the Chairman or Chief of Staff of the Joint Committee on Taxation, a sales tax administering authority shall disclose the report and report information, except that any report or report information that can be associated with or otherwise identify a particular person shall be furnished to such committee only when sitting in closed executive session unless such person otherwise consents in writing to such disclosure. “(8) W AIVER OF PRIVACY RIGHTS.—A person may waive confidentiality rights provided by this section. Such waiver must be in writing. “(9) I NTERNAL USE.—Disclosure of the report or report information by officers or employees of a sales tax administering authority to other officers or employees of a sales tax administering authority in the ordinary course of tax administration activities shall not constitute unlawful disclosure of the report or report information. “(10) S TATISTICAL USE.—Upon request in writing by the Secretary of Commerce, the Secretary shall furnish such reports and report information to officers and employees of the Department of Commerce as the Secretary may prescribe by regulation for the purposes of, and only to the extent necessary in, the structuring of censuses and national economic accounts and conducting related statistical activities authorized by law. “(11) D EPARTMENT OF THE TREASURY.—Returns and return information shall be open for inspection by officers and employees of the Department of the Treasury whose official duties require such inspection or disclosure for the purpose of, and only to the extent necessary for, preparing economic or financial forecasts, projections, analyses, or estimates. Such inspection or disclosure shall be permitted only upon written request that sets forth the reasons why such inspection or disclosure is necessary and is signed by the head of the bureau or office of the Department of the Treasury requesting the inspection or disclosure. “SEC. 606. INSTALLMENT AGREEMENTS; COMPROMISES .
“The sales tax administering authority is authorized to enter into written agreements with any person under which the person is allowed to satisfy liability for payment of any tax under this subtitle (and penalties and interest relating thereto) in installment payments if the sales tax administering authority determines that such agreement will facilitate the collection of such liability. The agreement shall remain in effect for the term of the agreement unless the information that the person provided to the sales tax administering authority was materially inaccurate or incomplete. The sales tax administering authority may compromise any amounts alleged to be due.
“CHAPTER 7 — SPECIAL RULES

“Sec. 701. Hobby activities. “Sec. 702. Gaming activities. “Sec. 703. Government purchases. “Sec. 704. Government enterprises. “Sec. 705. Mixed use property. “Sec. 706. Not-for-profit organizations.

“SEC. 701. HOBBY ACTIVITIES . “(a) Hobby Activities .—Neither the exemption afforded by section 102 for intermediate sales nor the credits available pursuant to section 202 or 203 shall be available for any taxable property or service purchased for use in an activity if that activity is not engaged in for-profit. “(b) Status Deemed .—If the activity has received gross payments for the sale of taxable property or services that exceed the sum of— “(1) taxable property and services purchased, “(2) wages and salary paid, and “(3) taxes (of any type) paid, in two or more of the most recent 3 calendar years during which it operated then the business activity shall be conclusively deemed to be engaged in for profit. “SEC. 702. GAMING ACTIVITIES . “(a) Registration .—Any person selling one or more chances is a gaming sponsor and shall register, in a form prescribed by the Secretary, with the sales tax administering authority as a gaming sponsor. “(b) Chance Defined .—For purposes of this section, the term ‘chance’ means a lottery ticket, a raffle ticket, chips, other tokens, a bet or bets placed, a wager or wagers placed, or any similar device where the purchase of the right gives rise to an obligation by the gaming sponsor to pay upon the occurrence of— “(1) a random or unpredictable event, or “(2) an event over which neither the gaming sponsor nor the person purchasing the chance has control over the outcome. “(c) Chances Not Taxable Property Or Service .—Notwithstanding any other provision in this subtitle, a chance is not taxable property or services for purposes of section 101. “(d) Tax On Gaming Services Imposed .—A 23-percent tax is hereby imposed on the taxable gaming services of a gaming sponsor. This tax shall be paid and remitted by the gaming sponsor. The tax shall be remitted by the 15th day of each month with respect to taxable gaming services during the previous calendar month. “(e) Taxable Gaming Services Defined .—For purposes of this section, the term ‘taxable gaming services’ means— “(1) gross receipts of the gaming sponsor from the sale of chances, minus “(2) the sum of— “(A) total gaming payoffs to chance purchasers (or their designees), and “(B) gaming specific taxes (other than the tax imposed by this section) imposed by the Federal, State, or local government. “SEC. 703. GOVERNMENT PURCHASES . “(a) Government Purchases .— “(1) P URCHASES BY THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT.—Purchases by the Federal Government of taxable property and services shall be subject to the tax imposed by section 101. “(2) P URCHASE BY STATE GOVERNMENTS AND THEIR POLITICAL SUBDIVISIONS.—Purchases by State governments and their political subdivisions of taxable property and services shall be subject to the tax imposed by section 101. “(b) Cross References .—For purchases by government enterprises see section 704. “SEC. 704. GOVERNMENT ENTERPRISES . “(a) Government Enterprises To Collect And Remit Taxes On Sales .—Nothing in this subtitle shall be construed to exempt any Federal, State, or local governmental unit or political subdivision (whether or not the State is an administering State) operating a government enterprise from collecting and remitting tax imposed by this subtitle on any sale of taxable property or services. Government enterprises shall comply with all duties imposed by this subtitle and shall be liable for penalties and subject to enforcement action in the same manner as private persons that are not government enterprises. “(b) Government Enterprise .—Any entity owned or operated by a Federal, State, or local governmental unit or political subdivision that receives gross payments from private persons is a government enterprise, except that a government-owned entity shall not become a government enterprise for purposes of this section unless in any quarter it has revenues from selling taxable property or services that exceed $2,500. “(c) Government Enterprises Intermediate Sales .— “(1) I N GENERAL.—Government enterprises shall not be subject to tax on purchases that would not be subject to tax pursuant to section 102(b) if the government enterprise were a private enterprise. “(2) E XCEPTION.—Government enterprises may not use the exemption afforded by section 102(b) to serve as a conduit for tax-free purchases by government units that would otherwise be subject to taxation on purchases pursuant to section 703. Transfers of taxable property or services purchased exempt from tax from a government enterprise to such government unit shall be taxable. “(d) Separate Books Of Account .—Any government enterprise must maintain books of account, separate from the nonenterprise government accounts, maintained in accordance with generally accepted accounting principles. “(e) Trade Or Business .—A government enterprise shall be treated as a trade or business for purposes of this subtitle. “(f) Enterprise Subsidies Constitute Taxable Purchase .—A transfer of funds to a government enterprise by a government entity without full consideration shall constitute a taxable government purchase with the meaning of section 703 to the extent that the transfer of funds exceeds the fair market value of the consideration. “SEC. 705. MIXED USE PROPERTY . “(a) Mixed Use Property Or Service .— “(1) M IXED USE PROPERTY OR SERVICE DEFINED.—For purposes of this section, the term ‘mixed use property or service’ is a taxable property or taxable service used for both taxable use or consumption and for a purpose that would not be subject to tax pursuant to section 102(a)(1). “(2) T AXABLE THRESHOLD.—Mixed use property or service shall be subject to tax notwithstanding section 102(a)(1) unless such property or service is used more than 95 percent for purposes that would give rise to an exemption pursuant to section 102(a)(1) during each calendar year (or portions thereof) it is owned. “(3) M IXED USE PROPERTY OR SERVICES CREDIT.—A person registered pursuant to section 502 is entitled to a business use conversion credit (pursuant to section 202) equal to the product of— “(A) the mixed use property amount, “(B) the business use ratio, and “(C) the rate of tax imposed by section 101. “(4) M IXED USE PROPERTY AMOUNT.—The mixed use property amount for each month (or fraction thereof) in which the property was owned shall be— “(A) one-three-hundred-sixtieth of the gross payments for real property for 360 months or until the property is sold, “(B) one-eighty-fourth of the gross payments for tangible personal property for 84 months or until the property is sold, “(C) one-sixtieth of the gross payments for vehicles for 60 months or until the property is sold, or “(D) for other types of taxable property or services, a reasonable amount or in accordance with regulations prescribed by the Secretary. “(5) B USINESS USE RATIO.—For purposes of this section, the term ‘business use ratio’ means the ratio of business use to total use for a particular calendar month (or portion thereof if the property was owned for only part of said calendar month). For vehicles, the business use ratio will be the ratio of business purpose miles to total miles in a particular calendar month. For real property, the business use ratio is the ratio of floor space used primarily for business purposes to total floor space in a particular calendar month. For tangible personal property (except for vehicles), the business use ratio is the ratio of total time used for business purposes to total time used in a particular calendar year. For other property or services, the business ratio shall be calculated using a reasonable method. Reasonable records must be maintained to support a person’s business use of the mixed use property or service. “(b) Timing Of Business Use Conversion Credit Arising Out Of Ownership Of Mixed Use Property .—A person entitled to a credit pursuant to subsection (a)(3) arising out of the ownership of mixed use property must account for the mixed use on a calendar year basis, and may file for the credit with respect to mixed use property in any month following the calendar year giving rise to the credit. “(c) Cross Reference .—For business use conversion credit, see section 202. “SEC. 706. NOT-FOR-PROFIT ORGANIZATIONS . “(a) Not-For-Profit Organizations .—Dues, contributions, and similar payments to qualified not-for-profit organizations shall not be considered gross payments for taxable property or services for purposes of this subtitle. “(b) Definition .—For purposes of this section, the term ‘qualified not-for-profit organization’ means a not-for-profit organization organized and operated exclusively— “(1) for religious, charitable, scientific, testing for public safety, literary, or educational purposes, “(2) as civic leagues or social welfare organizations, “(3) as labor, agricultural, or horticultural organizations, “(4) as chambers of commerce, business leagues, or trade associations, or “(5) as fraternal beneficiary societies, orders, or associations, no part of the net earnings of which inures to the benefit of any private shareholder or individual. “(c) Qualification Certificates .—Upon application in a form prescribed by the Secretary, the sales tax administering authority shall provide qualification certificates to qualified not-for-profit organizations. “(d) Taxable Transactions .—If a qualified not-for-profit organization provides taxable property or services in connection with contributions, dues, or similar payments to the organization, then it shall be required to treat the provision of said taxable property or services as a purchase taxable pursuant to this subtitle at the fair market value of said taxable property or services. “(e) Exemptions .—Taxable property and services purchased by a qualified not-for-profit organization shall be eligible for the exemptions provided in section 102. “CHAPTER 8 — FINANCIAL INTERMEDIATION SERVICES
“Sec. 801. Determination of financial intermediation services amount. “Sec. 802. Bad debts. “Sec. 803. Timing of tax on financial intermediation services. “Sec. 804. Financing leases. “Sec. 805. Basic interest rate. “Sec. 806. Foreign financial intermediation services. “SEC. 801. DETERMINATION OF FINANCIAL INTERMEDIATION SERVICES AMOUNT . “(a) Financial Intermediation Services .—For purposes of this subtitle— “(1) I N GENERAL.—The term ‘financial intermediation services’ means the sum of— “(A) explicitly charged fees for financial intermediation services, and “(B) implicitly charged fees for financial intermediation services. “(2) E XPLICITLY CHARGED FEES FOR FINANCIAL INTERMEDIATION SERVICES.—The term ‘explicitly charged fees for financial intermediation services’ includes— “(A) brokerage fees, “(B) explicitly stated banking, loan origination, processing, documentation, credit check fees, or other similar fees, “(C) safe-deposit box fees, “(D) insurance premiums, to the extent such premiums are not allocable to the investment account of the underlying insurance policy, “(E) trustees’ fees, and “(F) other financial services fees (including mutual fund management, sales, and exit fees). “(3) I MPLICITLY CHARGED FEES FOR FINANCIAL INTERMEDIATION SERVICES.— “(A) I N GENERAL.—The term ‘implicitly charged fees for financial intermediation services’ includes the gross imputed amount in relation to any underlying interest-bearing investment, account, or debt. “(B) G ROSS IMPUTED AMOUNT.—For purposes of subparagraph (A), the term ‘gross imputed amount’ means— “(i) with respect to any underlying interest-bearing investment or account, the product of— “(I) the excess (if any) of the basic interest rate (as defined in section 805) over the rate paid on such investment, and “(II) the amount of the investment or account, and “(ii) with respect to any underlying interest-bearing debt, the product of— “(I) the excess (if any) of the rate paid on such debt over the basic interest rate (as defined in section 805), and “(II) the amount of the debt. “(b) Seller Of Financial Intermediation Services .—For purposes of section 103(a), the seller of financial intermediation services shall be— “(1) in the case of explicitly charged fees for financial intermediation services, the seller shall be the person who receives the gross payments for the charged financial intermediation services, “(2) in the case of implicitly charged fees for financial intermediation services with respect to any underlying interest-bearing investment or account, the person making the interest payments on the interest-bearing investment or account, and “(3) in the case of implicitly charged fees for financial intermediation services with respect to any interest-bearing debt, the person receiving the interest payments on the interest-bearing debt. “SEC. 802. BAD DEBTS . “(a) In General .—For purposes of section 205(a), a bad debt shall be a business debt that becomes wholly or partially worthless to the payee. “(b) Business Loan .—For purposes of subsection (a), a business loan or debt is a bona fide loan or debt made for a business purpose that both parties intended be repaid. “(c) Determination Of Worthlessness .— “(1) I N GENERAL.—No loan or debt shall be considered wholly or partially worthless unless it has been in arrears for 180 days or more, except that if a debt is discharged wholly or partially in bankruptcy before 180 days has elapsed, then it shall be deemed wholly or partially worthless on the date of discharge. “(2) D ETERMINATION BY HOLDER.—A loan or debt that has been in arrears for 180 days or more may be deemed wholly or partially worthless by the holder unless a payment schedule has been entered into between the debtor and the lender. “(d) Cross Reference .—See section 205(c) for tax on subsequent payments. “SEC. 803. TIMING OF TAX ON FINANCIAL INTERMEDIATION SERVICES .
“The tax on financial intermediation services provided by section 801 with respect to an underlying investment account or debt shall be imposed and collected with the same frequency that statements are rendered by the financial institution in connection with the investment account or debt but not less frequently than quarterly.
“SEC. 804. FINANCING LEASES . “(a) Definition .—For purposes of this section, the term ‘financing lease’ means any lease under which the lessee has the right to acquire the property for 50 percent or less of its fair market value at the end of the lease term. “(b) General Rule .—Financing leases shall be taxed in the method set forth in this section. “(c) Determination Of Principal And Interest Components Of Financing Lease .—The Secretary shall promulgate rules for disaggregating the principal and interest components of a financing lease. The principal amount shall be determined to the extent possible by examination of the contemporaneous sales price or prices of property the same or similar as the leased property. “(d) Alternative Method .—In the event that contemporaneous sales prices or property the same or similar as the leased property are not available, the principal and interest components of a financing lease shall be disaggregated using the applicable interest rate (as defined in section 511) plus 4 percent. “(e) Principal Component .—The principal component of the financing lease shall be subject to tax as if a purchase in the amount of the principal component had been made on the day on which said lease was executed. “(f) Interest Component .—The financial intermediation services amount with respect to the interest component of the financing lease shall be subject to tax under this subtitle. “(g) Coordination .—If the principal component and financial intermediation services amount with respect to the interest component of a lease have been taxed pursuant to this section, then the gross lease or rental payments shall not be subject to additional tax. “SEC. 805. BASIC INTEREST RATE .
“For purposes of this chapter, the basic interest rate with respect to a debt instrument, investment, financing lease, or account shall be the applicable interest rate (as determined in section 511). For debt instruments, investments, or accounts of contractually fixed interest, the applicable interest rate of the month of issuance shall apply. For debt instruments, investments, or accounts of variable interest rates and which have no reference interest rate, the applicable interest shall be the Federal short-term interest rate for each month. For debt instruments, investments, or accounts of variable interest rates and which have a reference interest rate, the applicable interest shall be the applicable interest rate for the reference interest rate for each month.
“SEC. 806. FOREIGN FINANCIAL INTERMEDIATION SERVICES . “(a) Special Rules Relating To International Financial Intermediation Services .—Financial intermediation services shall be deemed as used or consumed within the United States if the person (or any related party as defined in section 205(e)) purchasing the services is a resident of the United States. “(b) Designation Of Tax Representative .—Any person that provides financial intermediation services to United States residents must, as a condition of lawfully providing such services, designate, in a form prescribed by the Secretary, a tax representative for purposes of this subtitle. The tax representative shall be responsible for ensuring that the taxes imposed by this subtitle are collected and remitted and shall be jointly and severally liable for collecting and remitting these taxes. The Secretary may require reasonable bond of the tax representative. The Secretary or a sales tax administering authority may bring an action seeking a temporary restraining order, an injunction, or such other order as may be appropriate to enforce this section. “(c) Cross References .—For definition of person, see section 901. “CHAPTER 9 — ADDITIONAL MATTERS
“Sec. 901. Additional matters. “Sec. 902. Transition matters. “Sec. 903. Wages to be reported to Social Security Administration. “Sec. 904. Trust Fund revenue. “Sec. 905. Withholding of tax on nonresident aliens and foreign corporations. “SEC. 901. ADDITIONAL MATTERS . “(a) Intangible Property Antiavoidance Rule .—Notwithstanding section 2(a)(14)(a)(i), the sale of a copyright or trademark shall be treated as the sale of taxable services (within the meaning of section 101(a)) if the substance of the sales of copyright or trademark constituted the sale of the services that produced the copyrighted material or the trademark. “(b) De Minimis Payments .—Up to $400 of gross payments per calendar year shall be exempt from the tax imposed by section 101 if— “(1) made by a person not in connection with a trade or business at any time during such calendar year prior to making said gross payments, and “(2) made to purchase any taxable property or service which is imported into the United States by such person for use or consumption by such person in the United States. “(c) De Minimis Sales .—Up to $1,200 per calendar year of gross payments shall be exempt from the tax imposed by section 101 if received— “(1) by a person not in connection with a trade or business during such calendar year prior to the receipt of said gross payments, and “(2) in connection with a casual or isolated sale. “(d) De Minimis Sale Of Financial Intermediation Services .—Up to $10,000 per calendar year of gross payments received by a person from the sale of financial intermediation services (as determined in accordance with section 801) shall be exempt from the tax imposed by section 101. The exemption provided by this subsection is in addition to other exemptions afforded by this chapter. The exemption provided by this subsection shall not be available to large sellers (as defined in section 501(e)(3)). “(e) Proxy Buying Taxable .—If a registered person provides taxable property or services to a person either as a gift, prize, reward, or as remuneration for employment, and such taxable property or services were not previously subject to tax pursuant to section 101, then the provision of such taxable property or services by the registered person shall be deemed the conversion of such taxable property or services to personal use subject to tax pursuant to section 103(c) at the tax inclusive fair market value of such taxable property or services. “(f) Substance Over Form .—The substance of a transaction will prevail over its form if the transaction has no bona fide economic purpose and is designed to evade tax imposed by this subtitle. “(g) Certain Employee Discounts Taxable .— “(1) E MPLOYEE DISCOUNT.—For purposes of this subsection, the term ‘employee discount’ means an employer’s offer of taxable property or services for sale to its employees or their families (within the meaning of section 302(b)) for less than the offer of such taxable property or services to the general public. “(2) E MPLOYEE DISCOUNT AMOUNT.—For purposes of this subsection, the employee discount amount is the amount by which taxable property or services are sold pursuant to an employee discount below the amount for which such taxable property or services would have been sold to the general public. “(3) T AXABLE AMOUNT.—If the employee discount amount exceeds 20 percent of the price that the taxable property or services would have been sold to the general public, then the sale of such taxable property or services by the employer shall be deemed the conversion of such taxable property or services to personal use and tax shall be imposed on the taxable employee discount amount. The taxable employee discount amount shall be— “(A) the employee discount amount, minus “(B) 20 percent of the amount for which said taxable property or services would have been sold to the general public. “(h) Saturday, Sunday, Or Legal Holiday .—When the last day prescribed for performing any act required by this subtitle falls on a Saturday, Sunday, or legal holiday (in the jurisdiction where the return is to be filed), the performance of such act shall be considered timely if it is performed on the next day which is not a Saturday, Sunday, or legal holiday (in the jurisdiction where the return is to be filed). “SEC. 902. TRANSITION MATTERS . “(a) Inventory .— “(1) Q UALIFIED INVENTORY.—Inventory held by a trade or business on the close of business on December 31, 2022, shall be qualified inventory if it is sold— “(A) before December 31, 2023, “(B) by a registered person, and “(C) subject to the tax imposed by section 101. “(2) C OSTS.—For purposes of this section, qualified inventory shall have the cost that it had for Federal income tax purposes for the trade or business as of December 31, 2022 (including any amounts capitalized by reason of section 263A of the Internal Revenue Code of 1986 as in effect on December 31, 2022). “(3) T RANSITIONAL INVENTORY CREDIT.—The trade or business which held the qualified inventory on the close of business on December 31, 2022, shall be entitled to a transitional inventory credit equal to the cost of the qualified inventory (determined in accordance with paragraph (2)) times the rate of tax imposed by section 101. “(4) T IMING OF CREDIT.—The credit provided under paragraph (3) shall be allowed with respect to the month when the inventory is sold subject to the tax imposed by this subtitle. Said credit shall be reported as an intermediate and export sales credit and the person claiming said credit shall attach supporting schedules in the form that the Secretary may prescribe. “(b) Work-In-Process .—For purposes of this section, inventory shall include work-in-process. “(c) Qualified Inventory Held By Businesses Not Selling Said Qualified Inventory At Retail .— “(1) I N GENERAL.—Qualified inventory held by businesses that sells said qualified inventory not subject to tax pursuant to section 102(a) shall be eligible for the transitional inventory credit only if that business (or a business that has successor rights pursuant to paragraph (2)) receives certification in a form satisfactory to the Secretary that the qualified inventory was subsequently sold subject to the tax imposed by this subtitle. “(2) T RANSITIONAL INVENTORY CREDIT RIGHT MAY BE SOLD.—The business entitled to the transitional inventory credit may sell the right to receive said transitional inventory credit to the purchaser of the qualified inventory that gave rise to the credit entitlement. Any purchaser of such qualified inventory (or property or services into which the qualified inventory has been incorporated) may sell the right to said transitional inventory credit to a subsequent purchaser of said qualified inventory (or property or services into which the qualified inventory has been incorporated) “SEC. 903. WAGES TO BE REPORTED TO SOCIAL SECURITY ADMINISTRATION . “(a) In General .—Employers shall submit such information to the Social Security Administration as is required by the Social Security Administration to calculate Social Security benefits under title II of the Social Security Act, including wages paid, in a form prescribed by the Secretary. A copy of the employer submission to the Social Security Administration relating to each employee shall be provided to each employee by the employer. “(b) Wages .—For purposes of this section, the term ‘wages’ means all cash remuneration for employment (including tips to an employee by third parties provided that the employer or employee maintains records documenting such tips) including self-employment income; except that such term shall not include— “(1) any insurance benefits received (including death benefits), “(2) pension or annuity benefits received, “(3) tips received by an employee over $5,000 per year, and “(4) benefits received under a government entitlement program (including Social Security benefits and unemployment compensation benefits). “(c) Self-Employment Income .—For purposes of subsection (b), the term ‘self-employment income’ means gross payments received for taxable property or services minus the sum of— “(1) gross payments made for taxable property or services (without regard to whether tax was paid pursuant to section 101 on such taxable property or services), and “(2) wages paid by the self-employed person to employees of the self-employed person. “SEC. 904. TRUST FUND REVENUE . “(a) Secretary To Make Allocation Of Sales Tax Revenue .—The Secretary shall allocate the revenue received by virtue of the tax imposed by section 101 in accordance with this section. The revenue shall be allocated among— “(1) the general revenue, “(2) the old-age and survivors insurance trust fund, “(3) the disability insurance trust fund, “(4) the hospital insurance trust fund, and “(5) the Federal supplementary medical insurance trust fund. “(b) General Rule .— “(1) G ENERAL REVENUE.—The proportion of total revenue allocated to the general revenue shall be the same proportion as the rate in section 101(b)(4) bears to the combined Federal tax rate percentage (as defined in section 101(b)(3)). “(2) The amount of revenue allocated to the old-age and survivors insurance and disability insurance trust funds shall be the same proportion as the old-age, survivors and disability insurance rate (as defined in subsection (d)) bears to the combined Federal tax rate percentage (as defined in section 101(b)(3)). “(3) The amount of revenue allocated to the hospital insurance and Federal supplementary medical insurance trust funds shall be the same proportion as the hospital insurance rate (as defined in subsection (e)) bears to the combined Federal tax rate percentage (as defined in section 101(b)(3)). “(c) Calendar Year 2023 .—Notwithstanding subsection (b), the revenue allocation pursuant to subsection (a) for calendar year 2023 shall be as follows: “(1) 64.83 percent of total revenue to general revenue, “(2) 27.43 percent of total revenue to the old-age and survivors insurance and disability insurance trust funds, and “(3) 7.74 percent of total revenue to the hospital insurance and Federal supplementary medical insurance trust funds. “(d) Old-Age, Survivors And Disability Insurance Rate .—The old-age, survivors and disability insurance rate shall be determined by the Social Security Administration. The old-age, survivors and disability insurance rate shall be that sales tax rate which is necessary to raise the same amount of revenue that would have been raised by imposing a 12.4 percent tax on the Social Security wage base (including self-employment income) as determined in accordance with chapter 21 of the Internal Revenue Code most recently in effect prior to the enactment of this Act. The rate shall be determined using actuarially sound methodology and announced at least 6 months prior to the beginning of the calendar year for which it applies. “(e) Hospital Insurance Rate .—The hospital insurance rate shall be determined by the Social Security Administration. The hospital insurance rate shall be that sales tax rate which is necessary to raise the same amount of revenue that would have been raised by imposing a 2.9 percent tax on the Medicare wage base (including self-employment income) as determined in accordance with chapter 21 of the Internal Revenue Code most recently in effect prior to the enactment of this Act. The rate shall be determined using actuarially sound methodology and announced at least 6 months prior to the beginning of the calendar year for which it applies. “(f) Assistance .—The Secretary shall provide such technical assistance as the Social Security Administration shall require to determine the old-age, survivors and disability insurance rate and the hospital insurance rate. “(g) Further Allocations .— “(1) O LD-AGE, SURVIVORS AND DISABILITY INSURANCE.—The Secretary shall allocate revenue received because of the old-age, survivors and disability insurance rate to the old-age and survivors insurance trust fund and the disability insurance trust fund in accordance with law or, in the absence of other statutory provision, in the same proportion that the old-age and survivors insurance trust fund receipts bore to the sum of the old-age and survivors insurance trust fund receipts and the disability insurance trust fund receipts in calendar year 2022 (taking into account only receipts pursuant to chapter 21 of the Internal Revenue Code). “(2) H OSPITAL INSURANCE.—The Secretary shall allocate revenue received because of the hospital insurance rate to the hospital insurance trust fund and the Federal supplementary medical insurance trust fund in accordance with law or, in the absence of other statutory provision, in the same proportion that hospital insurance trust fund receipts bore to the sum of the hospital insurance trust fund receipts and Federal supplementary medical insurance trust fund receipts in calendar year 2022 (taking into account only receipts pursuant to chapter 21 of the Internal Revenue Code). “SEC. 905. WITHHOLDING OF TAX ON NONRESIDENT ALIENS AND FOREIGN CORPORATIONS . “(a) In General .—All persons, in whatever capacity acting (including lessees or mortgagors or real or personal property, fiduciaries, employers, and all officers and employees of the United States) having control, receipt, custody, disposal, or payment of any income to the extent such income constitutes gross income from sources within the United States of any nonresident alien individual, foreign partnership, or foreign corporation shall deduct and withhold from that income a tax equal to 23 percent thereof. “(b) Exception .—No tax shall be required to be deducted from interest on portfolio debt investments. “(c) Treaty Countries .—In the case of payments to nonresident alien individuals, foreign partnerships, or foreign corporations that have a residence in (or the nationality of a country) that has entered into a tax treaty with the United States, then the rate of withholding tax prescribed by the treaty shall govern.”.
SEC. 202. CONFORMING AND TECHNICAL AMENDMENTS .

(a) Repeals .—The following provisions of the Internal Revenue Code of 1986 are repealed: (1) Subchapter A of chapter 61 of subtitle D (as redesignated by section 104) (relating to information and returns). (2) Sections 6103 through 6116 of subchapter B of chapter 61 of subtitle D (as so redesignated). (3) Section 6157 (relating to unemployment taxes). (4) Section 6163 (relating to estate taxes). (5) Section 6164 (relating to corporate taxes). (6) Section 6166 (relating to estate taxes). (7) Section 6167 (relating to foreign expropriation losses). (8) Sections 6201, 6205, and 6207 (relating to assessments). (9) Subchapter C of chapter 63 of subtitle D (as so redesignated) (relating to tax treatment of partnership items). (10) Section 6305 (relating to collections of certain liabilities). (11) Sections 6314, 6315, 6316, and 6317 (relating to payments of repealed taxes). (12) Sections 6324, 6324A, and 6324B (relating to liens for estate and gift taxes). (13) Section 6344 (relating to cross references). (14) Section 6411 (relating to carrybacks). (15) Section 6413 (relating to employment taxes). (16) Section 6414 (relating to withheld income taxes). (17) Section 6422 (relating to cross references). (18) Section 6425 (relating to overpayment of corporate estimated taxes). (19) Section 6504 (relating to cross references). (20) Section 6652 (relating to failure to file certain information returns). (21) Sections 6654 and 6655 (relating to failure to payment estimated income tax). (22) Section 6662 (relating to penalties). (23) Sections 6677 through 6711 (relating to income tax related penalties). (24) Part II of subchapter B of chapter 68 (relating to certain information returns). (25) Part I of subchapter A of chapter 70 (relating to termination of taxable year). (26) Section 6864 (relating to certain carrybacks). (27) Section 7103 (relating to cross references). (28) Section 7204 (relating to withholding statements). (29) Section 7211 (relating certain statements). (30) Section 7231 (relating to failure to obtain certain licenses). (31) Section 7270 (relating to insurance policies). (32) Section 7404 (relating to estate taxes). (33) Section 7407 (relating to income tax preparers). (34) Section 7408 (relating to income tax shelters). (35) Section 7409 (relating to 501(c)(3) organizations). (36) Section 7427 (relating to income tax preparers). (37) Section 7428 (relating to 501(c)(3) organizations). (38) Section 7476 (relating to declaratory judgments relating to retirement plans). (39) Section 7478 (relating to declaratory judgments relating to certain tax-exempt obligations). (40) Section 7508 (relating to postponing time for certain actions required by the income, estate, and gift tax). (41) Section 7509 (relating to Postal Service payroll taxes). (42) Section 7512 (relating to payroll taxes). (43) Section 7517 (relating to estate and gift tax evaluation). (44) Section 7518 (relating to Merchant Marine tax incentives). (45) Section 7519 (relating to taxable years). (46) Section 7520 (relating to insurance and annuity valuation tables). (47) Section 7523 (relating to reporting Federal income and outlays on Form 1040s). (48) Section 7611 (relating to church income tax exemptions and church unrelated business income tax inquiries). (49) Section 7654 (relating to possessions’ income taxes). (50) Section 7655 (relating to cross references). (51) Section 7701(a)(16). (52) Section 7701(a)(19). (53) Section 7701(a)(20). (54) Paragraphs (32) through (38) of section 7701(a). (55) Paragraphs (41) through (46) of section 7701(a). (56) Section 7701(b). (57) Subsections (e) through (m) of section 7701. (58) Section 7702 (relating to life insurance contracts). (59) Section 7702A (relating to modified endowment contracts). (60) Section 7702B (relating to long-term care insurance). (61) Section 7703 (relating to the determination of marital status). (62) Section 7704 (relating to publicly traded partnerships). (63) Section 7805. (64) Section 7851. (65) Section 7872. (66) Section 7873. (b) Other Conforming And Technical Amendments .— (1) Section 6151 of such Code is amended by striking subsection (b) and by redesignating subsection (c) as subsection (b). (2) Section 6161 of such Code is amended to read as follows: “SEC. 6161. EXTENSION OF TIME FOR PAYING TAX .
“The Secretary, except as otherwise provided in this title, may extend the time for payment of the amount of the tax shown or required to be shown on any return, report, or declaration required under authority of this title for a reasonable period not to exceed 6 months (12 months in the case of a taxpayer who is abroad).”.
(3) Section 6211(a) of such Code is amended— (A) by striking “income, estate, and gift taxes imposed by subtitles A and B and”, (B) by striking “subtitle A or B, or”, and (C) by striking “, as defined in subsection (b)(2),” in paragraph (2). (4) Section 6211(b) of such Code is amended to read as follows: “(b) Rebate Defined .—For purposes of subsection (a)(2), the term ‘rebate’ means so much of an abatement, credit, refund, or other payment, as was made on the ground that the tax imposed by chapter 41, 42, 43, or 44 was less than the excess of the amount specified in subsection (a)(1) over the rebates previously made.”. (5) Section 6212(b) of such Code is amended to read as follows: “(b) Address For Notice Of Deficiency .—In the absence of notice to the Secretary under section 6903 of the existence of a fiduciary relationship, notice of a deficiency in respect of a tax imposed by chapter 42, 43, or 44 if mailed to the taxpayer at his last known address, shall be sufficient for purposes of such chapter and this chapter even if such taxpayer is deceased, or is under a legal disability, or, in the case of a corporation has terminated its existence.”. (6) Section 6302(b) of such Code is amended by striking “21,”. (7) Section 6302 of such Code is amended by striking subsections (g) and (i) and by redesignating subsection (h) as subsection (g). (8) Section 6325 of such Code is amended by striking subsection (c) and by redesignating subsections (d) through (h) as subsections (c) through (g), respectively. (9) Section 6402(d) of such Code is amended by striking paragraph (3). (10) Section 6402 of such Code is amended by striking subsection (j) and by redesignating subsection (k) as subsection (j). (11) Section 6501(b) of such Code is amended— (A) by striking “except tax imposed by chapter 3, 4, 21, or 24,” in paragraph (1), and (B) by striking paragraph (2) and by redesignating paragraphs (3) and (4) as paragraphs (2) and (3), respectively. (12) Section 6501(c) of such Code is amended by striking paragraphs (5) through (9). (13) Section 6501(e) of such Code is amended by striking “subsection (c)—” and all that follows through “subtitle D” in paragraph (3) and inserting “subsection (c), in the case of a return of a tax imposed under a provision of subtitle B”. (14) Section 6501 of such Code is amended by striking subsections (f) through (k) and subsections (m) and (n) and by redesignating subsection (1) as subsection (f). (15) Section 6503(a) of such Code is amended— (A) by striking paragraph (2), (B) by striking “ D EFICIENCY .—” and all that follows through “The running” and inserting “ D EFICIENCY .—The running”, and (C) by striking “income, estate, gift and”. (16) Section 6503 of such Code is amended by striking subsections (e), (f), (i), and (k) and by redesignating subsections (g), (h), and (j) as subsections (e), (f), and (g), respectively. (17) Section 6511 of such Code is amended by striking subsections (d) and (g) and by redesignating subsections (f) and (h) as subsections (d) and (e), respectively. (18) Section 6512(b)(1) of such Code is amended by striking “of income tax for the same taxable year, of gift tax for the same calendar year or calendar quarter, of estate tax in respect of the taxable estate of the same decedent, or”. (19) Section 6513 of such Code is amended— (A) by striking “(a) E ARLY RETURN OR ADVANCE PAYMENT OF TAX .—”, and (B) by striking subsections (b) and (e). (20) Chapter 67 of such Code is amended by striking subchapters A through D and inserting the following: “SEC. 6601. INTEREST ON OVERPAYMENTS AND UNDERPAYMENT . “(a) Underpayments .—If any amount of tax imposed by this title is not paid on or before the last date prescribed for payment, interest on such amount at the Federal short-term rate (as defined in section 511(b)) shall be paid from such last date to the date paid. “(b) Overpayments .—Interest shall be allowed and paid upon any overpayment in respect of any internal revenue tax at the Federal short-term rate (as defined in section 511(b)) from 60 days after the date of the overpayment until the date the overpayment is refunded.”. (21) Section 6651(a)(1) of such Code is amended by striking “subchapter A of chapter 61 (other than part III thereof),”. (22) Section 6656 of such Code is amended by striking subsection (c) and by redesignating subsection (d) as subsection (c). (23) Section 6663 of such Code is amended by striking subsection (c). (24) Section 6664(c) of such Code is amended— (A) by striking “Exception.—” and all that follows through “No penalty” and inserting “Exception.—No penalty”, and (B) by striking paragraphs (2) and (3). (25) Chapter 72 of such Code is amended by striking all matter preceding section 7011. (26) Section 7422 of such Code is amended by striking subsections (h) and (i) and by redesignating subsections (j) and (k) as subsections (h) and (i), respectively. (27) Section 7451 of such Code is amended to read as follows: “SEC. 7451. FEE FOR FILING PETITION .
“The Tax Court is authorized to impose a fee in an amount not in excess of $60 to be fixed by the Tax Court for the filing of any petition for the redetermination of a deficiency.”.
(28) Section 7454 of such Code is amended by striking subsection (b) and by redesignating subsection (c) as subsection (b). (29) Section 7463(a) of such Code is amended— (A) by striking paragraphs (2) and (3), (B) by redesignating paragraph (4) as paragraph (2), and (C) by striking “D” in paragraph (2) (as so redesignated) and inserting “B”. (30) Section 7463(c) of such Code is amended by striking “sections 6214(a) and” and inserting “section”. (31) Section 7463(e) of such Code is amended by striking “, to the extent that the procedures described in subchapter B of chapter 63 apply”. (32) Section 7481 of such Code is amended by striking subsection (d). (33) Section 7608 of such Code is amended by striking “subtitle E” each place it appears and inserting “subtitle C”. (34) Section 7701(a)(29) of such Code is amended by striking “1986” and inserting “2021”. (35) Section 7809(c) of such Code is amended by striking paragraphs (1) and (4) and by redesignating paragraphs (2) and (3) as paragraphs (1) and (2), respectively. (36) Section 7871(a) of such Code is amended by striking paragraphs (1) and (3) through (6) and by redesignating paragraphs (2) and (7) as paragraphs (1) and (2), respectively. (37) Section 7871 of such Code is amended by striking subsection (c) and by redesignating subsections (d) and (e) as subsections (c) and (d), respectively. (38) Section 8021 of such Code is amended by striking subsection (a) and by redesignating subsections (b) through (f) as subsections (a) through (e), respectively. (39) Section 8022(2)(A) of such Code is amended by striking “, particularly the income tax”. (40) Section 8023 of such Code is amended by striking “Internal Revenue Service” each place it appears and inserting “Department of the Treasury”. (41) Section 9501(b)(2) of such Code is amended by striking subparagraph (C). (42) Section 9702(a) of such Code is amended by striking paragraph (4). (43) Section 9705(a) of such Code is amended by striking paragraph (4) and by redesignating paragraph (5) as paragraph (4). (44) Section 9706(d)(2)(A) of such Code is amended by striking “6103” and inserting “605(e)”. (45) Section 9707 of such Code is amended by striking subsection (f) (46) Section 9712(d) of such Code is amended by striking paragraph (5) and by redesignating paragraph (6) as paragraph (5). (47) Section 9803(a) of such Code is amended by striking “(as defined in section 414(f))”. TITLE III — OTHER MATTERS

SEC. 301. PHASE-OUT OF ADMINISTRATION OF REPEALED FEDERAL TAXES .

(a) Appropriations .—Appropriations for any expenses of the Internal Revenue Service including processing tax returns for years prior to the repeal of the taxes repealed by title I of this Act, revenue accounting, management, transfer of payroll and wage data to the Social Security Administration for years after fiscal year 2025 shall not be authorized. (b) Records .—Federal records related to the administration of taxes repealed by title I of this Act shall be destroyed by the end of fiscal year 2025, except that any records necessary to calculate Social Security benefits shall be retained by the Social Security Administration and any records necessary to support ongoing litigation with respect to taxes owed or refunds due shall be retained until final disposition of such litigation. (c) Conforming Amendments .— Section 7802 of the Internal Revenue Code of 1986 is amended— (1) by striking subsections (a) and (b) and by redesignating subsections (c) and (d) as subsections (a) and (b), (2) by striking “Internal Revenue Service” each place it appears and inserting “Department of the Treasury”, and (3) by striking “Commissioner” or “Commissioner of Internal Revenue” each place they appear and inserting “Secretary”. (d) Effective Date .—The amendments made by subsection (c) shall take effect on January 1, 2025.
SEC. 302. ADMINISTRATION OF OTHER FEDERAL TAXES .

(a) In General .— Section 7801 of the Internal Revenue Code of 1986 (relating to the authority of the Department of the Treasury) is amended by adding at the end the following: “(d) Excise Tax Bureau .—There shall be in the Department of the Treasury an Excise Tax Bureau to administer those excise taxes not administered by the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives. “(e) Sales Tax Bureau .—There shall be in the Department of the Treasury a Sales Tax Bureau to administer the national sales tax in those States where it is required pursuant to section 404, and to discharge other Federal duties and powers relating to the national sales tax (including those required by sections 402, 403, and 405). The Office of Revenue Allocation shall be within the Sales Tax Bureau.”. (b) Assistant General Counsels .—Section 7801(a)(2) of such Code is amended to read as follows: “(2) A SSISTANT GENERAL COUNSELS.—The Secretary of the Treasury may appoint, without regard to the provisions of the civil service laws, and fix the duties of not more than 5 assistant general counsels.”.
SEC. 303. SALES TAX INCLUSIVE SOCIAL SECURITY BENEFITS INDEXATION .

Subparagraph (D) of section 215(i)(1) of the Social Security Act ( 42 U.S.C. 415(i)(1) ) (relating to cost-of-living increases in Social Security benefits) is amended to read as follows: “(D) (i) the term ‘CPI increase percentage’, with respect to a base quarter or cost-of-living quarter in any calendar year, means the percentage (rounded to the nearest one-tenth of 1 percent) by which the Consumer Price Index for that quarter (as prepared by the Department of Labor) exceeds such index for the most recent prior calendar quarter which was a base quarter under subparagraph (A)(ii) or, if later, the most recent cost-of-living computation quarter under subparagraph (B), “(ii) if the Consumer Price Index (as so prepared) does not include the national sales tax paid, then the term ‘CPI increase percentage’, with respect to a base quarter or cost-of-living quarter in any calendar year, means the percentage (rounded to the nearest one-tenth of 1 percent) by which the product of— “(I) the Consumer Price Index for that quarter (as so prepared), and “(II) the national sales tax factor, exceeds such index for the most recent prior calendar quarter which was a base quarter under subparagraph (A)(ii) or, if later, the most recent cost of living computation quarter under subparagraph (B), and “(iii) the national sales tax factor is equal to one plus the quotient that is— “(I) the sales tax rate imposed by section 101 of the Internal Revenue Code of 2021, divided by “(II) the quantity that is one minus such sales tax rate.”. TITLE IV — SUNSET OF SALES TAX IF SIXTEENTH AMENDMENT NOT REPEALED

SEC. 401. ELIMINATION OF SALES TAX IF SIXTEENTH AMENDMENT NOT REPEALED .

If the Sixteenth Amendment to the Constitution of the United States is not repealed before the end of the 7-year period beginning on the date of the enactment of this Act, then all provisions of, and amendments made by, this Act shall not apply to any use or consumption in any year beginning after December 31 of the calendar year in which or with which such period ends, except that the Sales Tax Bureau of the Department of the Treasury shall not be terminated until 6 months after such December 31. https://www.congress.gov/117/bills/hr25/BILLS-117hr25ih.xml ]]> Thu, 26 Jan 2023 04:12:47 -0500 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/17239/pence-also-had-classified-documents-in-his-home http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/17239
WTF?



I guess the DOJ will appoint another Special Counsel to investigate Pence.


First on CNN: Classified documents found at Pence’s Indiana home



By   Jamie Gangel ,   Jeremy Herb   and   Evan Perez , CNN



Updated 11:04 PM EST, Tue January 24, 2023



WashingtonCNN — 

A lawyer for former Vice President Mike Pence discovered about a dozen documents marked as classified at Pence’s Indiana home last week, and he has turned those classified records over to the FBI, multiple sources familiar with the matter told CNN.
The FBI and the Justice Department’s National Security Division have launched a review of the documents and how they ended up in Pence’s house in Indiana.
The classified documents were discovered at the former vice president’s new home in Carmel, Indiana, by a lawyer for Pence in the wake of the revelations about classified material  discovered in President Joe Biden’s private office and residence , the sources said. The discovery comes after Pence has repeatedly said he did not have any classified documents in his possession.
It is not yet clear what the documents are related to or their level of sensitivity or classification.
Pence’s team notified congressional leaders and relevant committees of the discovery on Tuesday.
Pence asked his lawyer with experience handling classified material to conduct the search of his home out of an abundance of caution. Sources said that the attorney, Matt Morgan, began going through four boxes stored at Pence’s house last week, finding a small number of documents with classified markings.
Pence’s lawyer immediately alerted the National Archives, the sources said. In turn, the Archives informed the Justice Department.
https://www.cnn.com/2023/01/24/politics/pence-classified-documents-fbi/index.html
Biden has not weighed in on the Pence Classified doc's, butt guess who jumped right into that fire?  Donald Fucking Trump had to go there (of course).

It is obvious that the rules (and laws) that pertain to classified information should be updated.
When I served in the Navy (VF-102) I was the C.O.'s Yeoman (the equivalent of Radar O'Reilly on MASH).  I was also the "Postal Orderly".  I had to meet the mail plane when it landed on the deck of the USS Independence.  I would off-load at least two mail pouches  (regular mail and classified mail).  I took the locked pouch directly into the squadron's walk-in safe.  I would route every classified document to the recipient indicated.  Every pilot had a mail slot in the safe for classified info.  When Officers received a transfer, I would attach a memo requesting that they return any classified information in their procession.  Every document had to be accounted for. 






]]> Wed, 25 Jan 2023 01:33:01 -0500 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/17209/donald-trump-is-a-sore-winner-too http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/17209
We all know that Trump is a sore loser.  Donald Trump is also a sore winner.  Despite his 2016 win over Hillary Clinton, he fired a lawsuit claiming that Hillary cheated in 2016.  In fact, Trump named 31 people and organizations that formed a huge conspiracy against him in his lawsuit.
When Trump LOST the 2020 election (he still won't concede) he filed tons of lawsuits in a lame attempt to overturn the election.  He even attempted a coup.  And he has been a big crybaby ever since.
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Butt Trump won the 2016 election (in the Electoral College) so why is he filing a frivolous lawsuit about that election?  WTF?  Is he crying because Hillary won the popular vote?

Here's an article from last November about Trump's frivolous lawsuit:


Judge Fines Trump Lawyers in Clinton Conspiracy Suit Tossed in September



The sanctions ruling comes as a range of lawyers working for former President Donald J. Trump are under scrutiny.






By Charlie Savage








Nov. 10, 2022







WASHINGTON — A federal judge in Florida imposed sanctions on Thursday against a group of lawyers for former President Donald J. Trump who handled a sprawling lawsuit that accused Hillary Clinton and a range of Mr. Trump’s perceived enemies of a vast conspiracy against him.




The judge, Donald M. Middlebrooks of the Southern District of Florida, had thrown out the case in September, and in a scathing 19-page ruling , he accused Mr. Trump’s lawyers of abusing the legal system by suing for political purposes in a case that he portrayed as full of misinformation. “Every claim was frivolous, most barred by settled, well-established existing law,” he said.
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In the racketeering case, Judge Middlebrooks, who was appointed by President Bill Clinton, wrote, Mr. Trump put forward “political grievances masquerading as legal claims.” He added, “The courts are not intended for performative litigation for purposes of fund-raising and political statements.”
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In filing the lawsuit in March, Mr. Trump named 31 people and organizations as defendants. The case amounted to yet another venue for Mr. Trump to air his grievances and conspiracy theories about the Russia investigation.
Mr. Dolan was the subject of pro-Trump conspiracy theories after John Durham, the Trump-era special counsel investigating the Russia investigation, mentioned him in an indictment of Igor Danchenko, a Russia analyst who gathered many of the claims in the so-called Steele dossier. (Mr. Danchenko was acquitted last month.)
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But Mr. Trump pressed on. After Judge Middlebrooks dismissed the lawsuit and Mr. Dolan asked for sanctions, the Trump team claimed that “nearly all” of the allegations the lawsuit had made against him came from the Danchenko indictment.
That, Judge Middlebrooks wrote, “is simply not so,” saying Mr. Trump had instead “cherry-picked portions which supported his narrative while ignoring those that undermined or contradicted it.”
Luke Broadwater contributed reporting.
https://www.nytimes.com/2022/11/10/us/judge-trump-clinton.html












And here's a new article from about two hours ago:


Trump, Lawyer Hit With $937,989 Sanctions in Clinton Case

Florida judge says Trump suit was blatant abuse of the courts



Ex-president argued Clinton, Democrats conspired against him











By

Erik Larson
January 19, 2023, 9:24 PM EST Updated on January 19, 2023, 10:51 PM EST







Former President Donald Trump and one of his top lawyers were ordered by a judge to pay a total of almost $1 million in legal fees and costs to Hillary Clinton, her 2016 campaign and more than a dozen political operatives who he alleged ran a vast conspiracy to damage his reputation.
The suit is part of a long pattern of abuse of the courts by Trump and his lawyers and “should never have been brought,” US District Judge Donald M. Middlebrooks said in a ruling Thursday in West Palm Beach, Florida.
“ Its inadequacy as a legal claim was evident from the start,” the judge said. “No reasonable lawyer would have filed it. Intended for a political purpose, none of the counts of the amended complaint stated a cognizable legal claim.”
Trump, his lead attorney, Alina Habba, and her law firm were held jointly liable for $937,989. The sanctions were issued on behalf of 18 defendants who submitted a joint motion accusing Trump of knowingly filing a suit with bogus and unbelievable claims to dishonestly advance a political narrative.
The ruling is the latest legal setback for Trump, who was not deterred by his failed lawsuits challenging the result of the 2020 presidential election. Earlier this month, his lawyers barely escaped sanctions over their failed arguments against New York Attorney General Letitia James’s civil fraud suit against him and his company, which goes to trial in October. And a suit Trump filed against James in Florida was dismissed last month by Middlebrooks, who said that case had “all the telltale signs of being both vexatious and frivolous.”
Habba didn’t immediately respond to a message seeking comment.
The ruling came hours after Habba appeared in New York state court to argue against dismissal of a $100 million lawsuit Trump filed against his niece Mary Trump and the New York Times over its award-winning 2018 story on the former president’s taxes. The judge overseeing that case Thursday repeatedly suggested the damages sought by Trump could be viewed as intimidation.
Middlebrooks, an appointee of former President Bill Clinton, said in his ruling in Trump’s Florida suit against Clinton that filing such lawsuits “undermines the rule of law, portrays judges as partisans, and diverts resources from those who have suffered actual legal harm.”
The judge rejected any notion that Trump’s lawyers were the only ones at fault.
“ Mr. Trump is a prolific and sophisticated litigant who is repeatedly using the courts to seek revenge on political adversaries,” the judge said. “He is the mastermind of strategic abuse of the judicial process, and h e cannot be seen as a litigant blindly following the advice of a lawyer.”
Trump’s suit repeated many of his grievances over the FBI’s 2016 investigation into whether his presidential campaign was colluding with Russia to influence the election that year, alleging the entire probe was the result of a Democratic-led conspiracy to undermine his presidency and tarnish his reputation. Along with Clinton, he named former Federal Bureau of Investigation Director James Comey, Clinton Campaign Chair John Podesta, British intelligence ex-agent Christopher Steele and many others.
The judge blasted Trump’s lawyers for stacking the lawsuit with details from criminal complaints against former Clinton campaign lawyer Michael Sussmann and Russian business analyst Igor Danchenko, who were charged by the US Justice Department special counsel investigating the FBI’s handling of the Trump-Russia probe. The allegations against both men were seized upon by Trump and his allies as evidence that Democrats and their Justice Department allies conspired to undermine Trump starting in 2015. While many faults in the FBI probe were uncovered, both cases ended in acquittal.
“A criminal indictment should be no more than the starting point for a lawyer’s good faith pre-filing investigation,” the judge wrote. “The danger of overreliance has been demonstrated here, in light of the acquittals of Mr. Sussmann and Mr. Danchenko.”
Middlebrooks dismissed Trump’s suit in September, calling it a “manifesto.” The judge in November ordered Habba and another lawyer to pay $50,000 to the court and $16,274 in legal fees and costs to one of the defendants, Democratic political operative Charles Dolan, who was involved in Clinton’s 2016 presidential campaign and filed his own motion for sanctions.
The case is Trump v. Clinton, 22-cv-14102, US District Court, Southern District of Florida.
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-01-20/trump-lawyers-ordered-to-pay-almost-1-million-court-sanctions








Trump will likely continue to be litigious.  He fucking loves lawsuits that he usually loses.  He also often fails to pay his lawyers.  In the case cited his attorneys will have to pay the court almost a million dollars.  I wonder if he will have to rely on Public Defenders to handle his upcoming criminal cases?  Or maybe lawyers will demand payment in advance to represent him.
Remember when he sued a comedian for five million dollars over a fucking joke?

Here was the meme I posted when Trump dropped the lawsuit:





]]> Fri, 20 Jan 2023 01:40:46 -0500 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/17194/the-revolution-will-not-be-televised http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/17194
In the Sumer of 2021 I was sitting in a circle vaping sinsemilla with my stoner friends when we came up with THE PLAN.
Because the fucking Republicans had a plan (that they tried to keep secret) to defund Social Security and Medicare.  Oh, and, of course, they planned to kill Obamacare (as usual). 
So, naturally, we decided to design a master plan to kill Republicans.  Well, we didn't really want to murder anyone (well, there was this one guy , Mahatma, who wanted to kill them all ).  Our actual objective was to mock and ridicule the Republicans and make it extremely uncool to for them to eliminate the most popular government programs in US history.
We decided to attack in waves.  The first wave of attackers would be the geezers.  The oldest Americans had the most to lose.  The Republicans were going to eliminate their income and their healthcare.  
So we contacted Willard Scott to get his birthday list of everybody over a hundred years old in the United States.  We figured if the oldest geezers attacked first, the Republicans would look like the bullies they are if they fought back.  We used Willard Scott's list and to attempted to speak with all of the "woke" geezers we could locate.
Unfortunately, Willard Scott's list was never updated.  For some reason, we was unable to contact most of the hundred year old geezers.  A lot of the geezers that we were able to contact very politely told us to, "FUCK OFF".  I decided to ask Willard Scott to talk to the geezers for me, since they worship the shit out of him, but I couldn't reach him either.  
Then we decided to take a break and get high again.  We were Vaping some killer sinsemilla and watching NBC, where Willard Scott worked for 65 fucking years.  That's when we saw the headline: "WILLARD SCOTT DEAD AT 87".  So, we "86ed" the geezer part of the plan.  
Then NBC ran a "Special" to honor Willard Scott.  We were vaping the whole time.  Ironically, Scott's greatest achievement was that he created Ronald McDonald.

Then, for some reason, we all had a "Big Mac attacks".  So we went to McDonald's and bought dozens of Big Macs .  Then we vaped for a while before going back and getting we all got happy meals for desert.  That's when we came up with Plan B .  We decided to visit Republican National Headquarters and drink some Ipecac Syrup.  We could then render the building completely disgusting just like the people who occupied the place.  We got the idea from " Family Guy ."

Plan B may seem kinda strange butt it is appropriate because Republicans have been making Americans puke for years.

]]> Wed, 18 Jan 2023 05:01:01 -0500 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/17160/garland-appoints-special-counsel-to-investigate-biden http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/17160
I applaud Merrick Garland's decision to appoint a Special Counsel to investigate President Biden's mishandling of classified documents.  Garland has defused any notion that Biden is receiving preferential treatment.  Garland's choice for Special Counsel is outstanding.
Garland appointed Robert Hur, a former U.S. attorney, to handle the investigation.  Robert Hur was appointed by Donald Trump as the U.S. Attorney for the District of Maryland.   Hur returned to private practice when he left the DOJ in 2021.
The argument that Biden was receiving "preferential treatment" is now moot.


]]> Thu, 12 Jan 2023 15:47:53 -0500 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/16965/trumps-troubles http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/16965
The Donald had a very bad, no good, fucking terrifying week.  First the Trump Corporation was found guilty on seventeen counts of Criminal tax fraud.  Then Trump's hand picked hypocrite, Herschel Walker, lost the runoff election for the Senate in Georgia.  And finally, more classified information has been found at a storage facility in West Palm Beach near Trump’s Mar-a-Lago estate.
In 2024 the Republicans will run on fear, as usual (of crime), butt they are also want to run on inflation and the economy (stupid).  The bad news for Republicans is that inflation is easing while wages are going up.  Gas prices are rapidly falling and toy and clothing prices are falling just in time for Christmas.  And, of course, the economy is strong.  The Republicans were hoping for a recession which looks less likely, because the Fed is considering smaller interest hikes.
Jack Smith, was an excellent choice for Special Counsel.  He left the US Department of Justice and became Chief Prosecutor at the Hague for Kosovo War Crimes.  He is returning now to investigate Trump's January 6th crimes and the Crimes associated with the removal of classified information from the White House.
 
The National Archives has been saying that Trump has still not returned all of the missing classified information that he removed from the White House.  The article below proves they are right.
Trump Legal Team Finds Two More Documents Marked Classified at Florida Storage Facility
Material is handed over to Justice Department investigators
By Alex Leary
Updated December 7, 2022, 5:47 pm EST
WASHINGTON—A search of a Florida storage facility conducted on behalf of lawyers for former President Donald Trump turned up two additional documents with classified markings, people familiar with the operation said.
The documents were found at a facility in West Palm Beach not far from Mr. Trump’s Mar-a-Lago estate, where more than two-dozen boxes of records were retrieved earlier this year as part of a continuing criminal investigation by the Justice Department.
The two newly located documents were handed over to investigators, the people said. It couldn’t be determined what the records were. A Justice Department spokesman declined to comment. 
A spokesman for Mr. Trump, Steven Cheung, didn’t comment on any discovered materials but said: “President Trump and his counsel continue to be cooperative and transparent, despite the unprecedented, illegal, and unwarranted attack against President Trump and his family by the weaponized Department of Justice.”
In October, prosecutors pressed for the return of what they believed to be more government documents in the former president’s possession, and told Mr. Trump’s lawyers they didn’t believe Mr. Trump’s team had located all of the government documents the former president took with him as he left office. In particular, they expressed concern that Mr. Trump took documents on flights as he traveled from Mar-a-Lago to his other properties in New York and New Jersey.
The search, undertaken on behalf of Mr. Trump’s legal team, didn’t find any classified documents at the former president’s other properties, the people said. The Washington Post earlier reported about the discovery of documents in West Palm Beach. The facility had received material taken from the Trump White House and transported by the federal General Services Administration. The GSA didn’t immediately respond to a request for comment.
Prosecutors had sought to compel Mr. Trump to provide any remaining documents , The Wall Street Journal previously reported, prompting his legal team to discuss options. Those include hiring an outside firm to conduct a search and certify that no additional documents remain, and launching a legal challenge to the Justice Department’s demand.
One lawyer for Mr. Trump, Chris Kise, had earlier advocated for an outside firm to do such a search, but he met initial resistance from other attorneys on the team, according to people familiar with the discussions.
After a monthslong tug of war between Mr. Trump’s team and federal officials with the National Archives and the Justice Department, Federal Bureau of Investigation agents searched Mr. Trump’s Florida home in August and seized boxes of government records that included around 100 documents marked classified , including those meant to be viewed only in special government facilities.
In the ensuing months, Justice Department investigators pushed to speak to several of Mr. Trump’s top aides, giving at least one of them immunity for his testimony and relaying to another who had handled some of the boxes at issue that they believe he provided a misleading account of his actions.
Several Trump aides last week appeared before a federal grand jury investigating the documents, including Dan Scavino, the deputy chief of staff for communications in Mr. Trump’s White House; Will Russell, who served in roles including coordinator of presidential travel, and went on to work for the former president in Florida after he left office; and Beau Harrison, who also worked for Mr. Trump in the White House, a person familiar with the matter said. Prosecutors’ questions included some about what was inside the boxes, who moved them and why, the person said.
Prosecutors have said they are investigating both the mishandling of classified information and government records and whether anyone tried to obstruct the probe. Special Counsel Jack Smith took over the investigation last month.
The development is another sign that the investigation appears to be moving swiftly. Earlier this month, an appeals court handed the Justice Department a major victory and dismantled an outside review of the seized documents that a lower court judge had instated, which had slowed investigators’ ability to access some of the documents.  
—Aruna Viswanatha and Sadie Gurman contributed to this article.
Write to Alex Leary at alex.leary@wsj.com
https://www.wsj.com/articles/trump-legal-team-finds-two-more-documents-marked-classified-11670447615
It's entertaining to note that initially Trump claimed that all of the classified information had been returned.  Of course, that was a fucking lie.  The FBI executed a search warrant on Mar-a-largo and found a plethora of documents.  Some of the documents were even found in Trump's desk (probably next to a pair of Ivanka's panties).
Trump the said the documents were planted by the FBI.  Then Trump claimed that he had magically declassified the documents.  Then he said the documents belonged to him and they should be returned.  All of his spinning made Trump dizzy and he puked all over himself.
]]> Wed, 07 Dec 2022 23:27:30 -0500 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/16941/trump-is-an-enemy-of-the-constitution http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/16941
The Donald wants to tear up the Constitution because of his stupid "Big lie".  
Trump tweeted that he wants to "throw the Presidential Election Results of 2020 OUT and declare the RIGHTFUL WINNER, or do you have a NEW ELECTION?  A Massive Fraud of this type and magnitude allows for the termination of all rules, regulations, and articles, even those found in the Constitution."
Alex Cannon, Trumps attorney told Trump there was no election fraud.  Bill Barr called the fraud allegations "bullshit".  Even Ivanka Trump told the then President Trump that there was no fraud.

Liz Cheney (R. Wyoming) the vice chairwoman of the January 6th Committee has condemned former President Trump as “an enemy of the Constitution”:
Liz Cheney seizes on Trump’s call to terminate Constitution

BY ZACH SCHONFELD - 12/04/22 6:32 PM ET
Rep. Liz Cheney (R-Wyo.) on Sunday condemned former President Trump as “an enemy of the Constitution” after he called for terminating the document  over unfounded claims of mass electoral fraud in the 2020 presidential election.
“ Donald Trump believes we should terminate ‘all rules, regulations and articles, even those found in the Constitution’ to overturn the 2020 election,” Cheney wrote on Twitter. “That was his view on 1/6 and remains his view today. No honest person can now deny that Trump is an enemy of the Constitution.”
Cheney, a leading Trump critic within the GOP who serves as vice chairwoman of the House Jan. 6 committee, was one of many figures to condemn Trump’s Truth Social post on Saturday arguing the Constitution should be terminated over his long-standing election grievances.
“A Massive Fraud of this type and magnitude allows for the termination of all rules, regulations, and articles, even those found in the Constitution. Our great ‘Founders’ did not want, and would not condone, False & Fraudulent Elections!” Trump wrote.
The White House and some in the GOP joined Cheney’s condemnations, including Rep. Adam Kinzinger (Ill.), the other Republican on the Jan. 6 panel.
This is insane. Trump hates the constitution ,” Kinzinger tweeted .

https://thehill.com/homenews/house/3761581-liz-cheney-seizes-on-trumps-call-to-terminate-constitution/
Is The Donald actually insane or is he preparing for an insanity defense for his upcoming criminal trials?  To be legally insane he will have to prove that he doesn't know right from wrong.
Of course, Trump IS insane (just not in the legal sense).  Trump is "tri-polar".  He is a pathological liar and a megalomaniacal narcissist.  That's the trifecta of neurosis and it may rise to the level of psychosis.
The ‘Shared Psychosis’ of Donald Trump and His Loyalists

Forensic psychiatrist Bandy X. Lee explains the outgoing president’s pathological appeal and how to wean people from it


By Tanya Lewis  on January 11, 2021





The violent insurrection at the U.S. Capitol Building last week, incited by President Donald Trump, serves as the grimmest moment in one of the darkest chapters in the nation’s history. Yet the rioters’ actions—and Trump’s own role in, and response to, them—come as little surprise to many, particularly those who have been studying the president’s mental fitness and the psychology of his most ardent followers since he took office.
One such person is Bandy X. Lee, a forensic psychiatrist and president of the World Mental Health Coalition.* Lee led a group of psychiatrists, psychologists and other specialists who questioned Trump’s mental fitness for office in a book that she edited called The Dangerous Case of Donald Trump: 27 Psychiatrists and Mental Health Experts Assess a President . In doing so, Lee and her colleagues strongly rejected the American Psychiatric Association’s modification of a 1970s-era guideline , known as the Goldwater rule, that discouraged psychiatrists from giving a professional opinion about public figures who they have not examined in person. “Whenever the Goldwater rule is mentioned, we should refer back to the Declaration of Geneva, which mandates that physicians speak up against destructive governments,” Lee says. “This declaration was created in response to the experience of Nazism.”
Lee recently wrote Profile of a Nation: Trump’s Mind, America’s Soul , a psychological assessment of the president against the backdrop of his supporters and the country as a whole. These insights are now taking on renewed importance as a growing number of current and former leaders call for Trump to be impeached . On January 9 Lee and her colleagues at the World Mental Health Coalition put out a statement calling for Trump’s immediate removal from office.
What attracts people to Trump? What is their animus or driving force?
The reasons are multiple and varied, but in my recent public-service book, Profile of a Nation , I have outlined two major emotional drives: narcissistic symbiosis and shared psychosis. Narcissistic symbiosis refers to the developmental wounds that make the leader-follower relationship magnetically attractive. The leader, hungry for adulation to compensate for an inner lack of self-worth, projects grandiose omnipotence—while the followers, rendered needy by societal stress or developmental injury, yearn for a parental figure. When such wounded individuals are given positions of power, they arouse similar pathology in the population that creates a “lock and key” relationship.
“ Shared psychosis ”—which is also called “ folie à millions ” [“madness for millions”] when occurring at the national level or “induced delusions”—refers to the infectiousness of severe symptoms that goes beyond ordinary group psychology. When a highly symptomatic individual is placed in an influential position, the person’s symptoms can spread through the population through emotional bonds, heightening existing pathologies and inducing delusions, paranoia and propensity for violence—even in previously healthy individuals. The treatment is removal of exposure.
Why does Trump himself seem to gravitate toward violence and destruction?
Destructiveness is a core characteristic of mental pathology, whether directed toward the self or others. First, I wish to clarify that those with mental illness are, as a group, no more dangerous than those without mental illness. When mental pathology is accompanied by criminal-mindedness, however, the combination can make individuals far more dangerous than either alone.
In my textbook on violence , I emphasize the symbolic nature of violence and how it is a life impulse gone awry. Briefly, if one cannot have love, one resorts to respect. And when respect is unavailable, one resorts to fear. Trump is now living through an intolerable loss of respect: rejection by a nation in his election defeat. Violence helps compensate for feelings of powerlessness, inadequacy and lack of real productivity.
Do you think Trump is truly exhibiting delusional or psychotic behavior? Or is he simply behaving like an autocrat making a bald-faced attempt to hold onto his power?
I believe it is both. He is certainly of an autocratic disposition because his extreme narcissism does not allow for equality with other human beings, as democracy requires. Psychiatrists generally assess delusions through personal examination, but there is other evidence of their likelihood. First, delusions are more infectious than strategic lies, and so we see, from their sheer spread, that Trump likely truly believes them. Second, his emotional fragility, manifested in extreme intolerance of realities that do not fit his wishful view of the world, predispose him to psychotic spirals. Third, his public record includes numerous hours of interviews and interactions with other people—such as the hour-long one with the Georgia secretary of state—that very nearly confirm delusion, as my colleague and I discovered in a systematic analysis .
Where does the hatred some of his supporters display come from? And what can we do to promote healing?
In Profile of a Nation, I outline the many causes that create his followership. But there is important psychological injury that arises from relative—not absolute—socioeconomic deprivation. Yes, there is great injury, anger and redirectable energy for hatred, which Trump harnessed and stoked for his manipulation and use. The emotional bonds he has created facilitate shared psychosis at a massive scale. It is a natural consequence of the conditions we have set up. For healing, I usually recommend three steps: (1) Removal of the offending agent (the influential person with severe symptoms). (2) Dismantling systems of thought control—common in advertising but now also heavily adopted by politics. And (3) fixing the socioeconomic conditions that give rise to poor collective mental health in the first place.
What do you predict he will do after his presidency?
I again emphasize in Profile of a Nation that we should consider the president, his followers and the nation as an ecology, not in isolation. Hence, what he does after this presidency depends a great deal on us. This is the reason I frantically wrote the book over the summer: we require active intervention to stop him from achieving any number of destructive outcomes for the nation, including the establishment of a shadow presidency. He will have no limit, which is why I have actively advocated for removal and accountability, including prosecution. We need to remember that he is more a follower than a leader, and we need to place constraints from the outside when he cannot place them from within.
What do you think will happen to his supporters?
If we handle the situation appropriately, there will be a lot of disillusionment and trauma. And this is all right—they are healthy reactions to an abnormal situation. We must provide emotional support for healing, and this includes societal support, such as sources of belonging and dignity. Cult members and victims of abuse are often emotionally bonded to the relationship, unable to see the harm that is being done to them. After a while, the magnitude of the deception conspires with their own psychological protections against pain and disappointment. This causes them to avoid seeing the truth. And the situation with Trump supporters is very similar. The danger is that another pathological figure will come around and entice them with a false “solution” that is really a harnessing of this resistance.
How can we avert future insurrection attempts or acts of violence?
Violence is the end product of a long process, so prevention is key. Structural violence, or inequality, is the most potent stimulant of behavioral violence. And reducing inequality in all forms—economic, racial and gender—will help toward preventing violence. For prevention to be effective, knowledge and in-depth understanding cannot be overlooked—so we can anticipate what is coming, much like the pandemic. The silencing of mental health professionals during the Trump era, mainly through a politically driven distortion of an ethical guideline, was catastrophic, in my view, in the nation’s failure to understand, predict and prevent the dangers of this presidency.
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-shared-psychosis-of-donald-trump-and-his-loyalists/

I predict that many books will be written about The Donald's mental illness.  His niece, Mary Trump, is a Ph. D. psychologist who has observed The Donald's behavior for decades, has already written a book.  Please read her book:   TOO MUCH and NEVER ENOUGH (How My Family Created the World's Most Dangerous Man)

]]> Mon, 05 Dec 2022 02:36:46 -0500 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/16940/trump-is-an-enemy-of-the-constitution http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/16940
The Donald wants to tear up the Constitution because of his stupid "Big lie".  
Trump tweeted that he wants to "throw out the Presidential Election Results of 2020 OUT and declare the RIGHTFUL WINNER, or do you have a NEW ELECTION?  A Massive Fraud of this type and magnitude allows for the termination of all rules, regulations, and articles, even those found in the Constitution."
Alex Cannon, Trumps attorney told Trump there was no election fraud.  Bill Barr called the fraud allegations "bullshit".  Even Ivanka Trump told the then President Trump that there was no fraud.

Liz Cheney (R. Wyoming) the vice chairwoman of the January 6th Committee has condemned former President Trump as “an enemy of the Constitution”:
Liz Cheney seizes on Trump’s call to terminate Constitution

BY ZACH SCHONFELD - 12/04/22 6:32 PM ET Rep. Liz Cheney (R-Wyo.) on Sunday condemned former President Trump as “an enemy of the Constitution” after he called for terminating the document  over unfounded claims of mass electoral fraud in the 2020 presidential election.
“ Donald Trump believes we should terminate ‘all rules, regulations and articles, even those found in the Constitution’ to overturn the 2020 election,” Cheney wrote on Twitter. “That was his view on 1/6 and remains his view today. No honest person can now deny that Trump is an enemy of the Constitution.”
Cheney, a leading Trump critic within the GOP who serves as vice chairwoman of the House Jan. 6 committee, was one of many figures to condemn Trump’s Truth Social post on Saturday arguing the Constitution should be terminated over his long-standing election grievances.
“A Massive Fraud of this type and magnitude allows for the termination of all rules, regulations, and articles, even those found in the Constitution. Our great ‘Founders’ did not want, and would not condone, False & Fraudulent Elections!” Trump wrote.
The White House and some in the GOP joined Cheney’s condemnations, including Rep. Adam Kinzinger (Ill.), the other Republican on the Jan. 6 panel.
xx This is insane. Trump hates the constitution ,” Kinzinger tweeted .

https://thehill.com/homenews/house/3761581-liz-cheney-seizes-on-trumps-call-to-terminate-constitution/
Is The Donald actually insane or is he preparing for an insanity defense for his upcoming criminal trials?  To be legally insane he will have to prove that he doesn't know right from wrong.
Of course, Trump IS insane (just not in the legal sense).  Trump is "tri-polar".  He is a pathological liar and a megalomaniacal narcissist.  That's the trifecta of neurosis and it may rise to the level of psychosis.
I predict that many books will be written about The Donald's mental illness.  His niece, Mary Trump, is a Ph. D. psychologist who has observed The Donald's behavior for decades, has already written a book.  Please read her book:   TOO MUCH and NEVER ENOUGH (How My Family Created the World's Most Dangerous Man)

]]> Mon, 05 Dec 2022 02:18:27 -0500 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/16830/twitter-implosion-satire http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/16830
The Twitter implosion is shaking social media.  
Elon Musk (the most intelligent person in history) laid off a bunch of Twitter employees and promised to abuse any employees who decided to stay.  Since Musk has instituted his new "hardcore" policy, all employees are required to work naked.  The Twitter building is locked and the only people who can unlock the building are gone.  Employee card keys have been disabled.  Poor Elon is locked inside with both of the Twitter employees who haven't quit (yet).
Elon "Free Speech" Musk used his free speech police to comb through the emails and messages of Twitter employees and he fired anyone who was critical of him.  Twitter users who criticized Musk were permanently suspended.  Apparently, to Elon Musk, using the "N-word" is free speech, butt anything negative about him is strictly prohibited.


Elon Musk, the Chief Twit, has a new plan to revive Twitter.  First, he will welcome Donald Trump back to Twitter.   White supremacist extremist groups, like the Republican Party, will be welcome to spread their lies and propaganda on Twitter.  Idiots like Fucker Carlson, Mike Lindell, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Lauren Boebert, and Louie Gohmert will be encouraged to tweet their stupidity.
Musk will even invite members of fringe groups like QAnon, the KKK, Nazis, the Proud Boys, the Oath Keepers and various White-wing "militias" to spew hate and conspiracy theories on Twitter.
Since Twitter lost its current advertisers, like General Motors, it will feature lots of My Pillow ads.   Musk will sell advertising to the NRA (and, of course, gun and ammunition manufacturers and retailers). 
Musk plans to have a plethora of political advertising.   Twitter is also experimenting with "classified ads".  This section will be for prostitution, pornography, guns, and almost anything else.







]]> Fri, 18 Nov 2022 02:39:27 -0500 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/16762/run-the-red-tsunami-is-gigantic http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/16762
It's now 12:20 AM.  The votes are still being counted.  It's extremely close.
The Retrumplicans immediately gained five House seats in Florida because of DeSantis' gerrymandering.  I won't lie.  The Democrats may have lost control of the House of Representatives.  Right now the Senate stands at 46-46.  The Democrats may have lost control of the Senate because the Retrumplicans only need to gain one seat.
Butt, there was no huge "Red Tsunami" that Fox Noise and the Retrumplicans were predicting.
I guess Trump will declare victory and still whine about fraud.

I'd love to see The Donald surf the above red wave.


]]> Wed, 09 Nov 2022 00:36:22 -0500 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/16754/the-lizard-of-oz http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/16754
In the classic book/movie The Wizard of Oz, "The Great and Powerful Oz" eventually admitted that he was a fraud.



Mehmet Oz, "The Lizard of Oz", is also a fraud butt he won't admit it.





Mehmet Cengiz Öz [  is the  Republican  nominee in the  2022 United States Senate election in Pennsylvania  and is the first  Muslim  candidate to be nominated by either major party  for U.S. Senate .    Oz's promotion of  pseudoscience , including on the topics of  alternative medicine ,  faith healing , and various  paranormal  beliefs, has earned him criticism from a number of medical publications and physicians.



 



Describing himself as a conservative Republican, Oz has taken mostly conservative positions since launching his campaign. He  opposes abortion , the  Affordable Care Act , and the  legalization of recreational   cannabis , while supporting  school choice ,  hydraulic fracturing , closer relations with  Israel , the  right to bear arms , and federal protection of  same-sex marriage .



 



In 2003, Oz was scheduled to present medical research regarding  heart bypass surgery  and  heart-lung machines  to the yearly conference of the  American Association for Thoracic Surgery , but the presentation was withdrawn and for two years he was banned from further presentations to the association or publishing work in the association's medical journal.



 

In 2015, a group of 10 physicians demanded Columbia remove Oz from the faculty for his alleged "disdain for science and for evidence-based medicine”.



Medical claims and controversies







Oz's image and quotes have been exploited by many weight loss product  scammers . While he himself has not been found to be involved in these scams, he has made statements that were exploited by scammers.   During a 2014 Senate hearing on consumer protection, Senator  Claire McCaskill  said that "the scientific community is almost monolithic against you" for airing segments on weight loss products that are later cited in advertisements, concluding that Oz plays a role, intentional or not, in perpetuating these scams, and that she is "concerned that you are melding medical advice, news, and entertainment in a way that harms consumers.”   He has been a spokesman and advisor for the website  RealAge .com, which  The New York Times  has criticized for its pharmaceutical marketing practices.







During the  COVID-19 pandemic , Oz's television appearances influenced Trump's decision-making,  and he became an informal advisor to the Trump administration.  Oz had promoted the use of  hydroxychloroquine , an antimalarial drug, as a cure for COVID-19 on more than 25  Fox News broadcasts in March and April 2020.  Trump claimed to be taking the drug in May 2020.  In June 2020, the  Food and Drug Administration  revoked emergency use authorization of hydroxychloroquine, saying that it was "no longer reasonable to believe" that the drug was effective against COVID-19 or that its benefits outweighed "known and potential risks”.  Oz also owns at least $630,000 of stock in two companies that manufacture or distribute hydroxychloroquine, Thermo Fisher and McKesson Corporation.
In April 2020, Oz appeared on Fox News with  Sean Hannity  and said that reopening schools in the United States might be worth the increased number of deaths it would cause. Referencing an article published in the medical journal  The Lancet , Oz said, "I just saw a nice piece in  The Lancet  [medical journal] arguing that the opening of schools may only cost us 2–3% in terms of total mortality.”  Oz's comments provoked a backlash online, and he apologized, saying he had misspoken and that his goal was "to get our children safely back to school.”
In his campaign, he has called for immunologist  Anthony Fauci , the  Chief Medical Advisor to the President , to be fired and also opposed vaccine requirements.
On April 9, 2022, Oz's campaign was endorsed by former president  Donald Trump .   Oz's ties to Turkey, including his  dual citizenship , were criticized by his Republican primary opponents.   Oz called these issues a "distraction" and said that he will renounce his  Turkish citizenship  if elected, while his campaign called the attacks "pathetic and xenophobic". 
In May 2022,  Columbia University  cut ties with Oz and removed his presence from their website.
COVID-19

In March 2020, Oz suggested that  hydroxychloroquine , a drug typically used to treat rheumatological conditions and as an anti-malarial, could be used to treat COVID-19 as well. He called for the reopening of schools in April of the same year. Oz has however promoted the  efficacy of wearing masks  and of getting  vaccinated  against the virus.
He initially praised  Anthony Fauci  as a "pro" and lauded his role in combating the pandemic in 2020 and 2021. Upon running for the Senate, however, Oz changed his tone on Fauci and referred to him as a "tyrant”.
Healthcare
In 2022, Oz said that he would vote to repeal the Affordable Care Act if he were elected to the Senate, and backed  Medicare Advantage Plus .
In contrast, in 2009, Oz said "It should be mandatory that everybody in America have healthcare coverage. If you can't afford it, we have to give it to you…"  And in 2010, Oz supported a government-backed healthcare system and was featured in an advertisement that promoted  The Affordable Care Act , also known as Obamacare.   Oz has said that the healthcare systems that he thinks work the best are Germany and Switzerland, which are both  universal healthcare systems .
Public reception

Oz has faced criticism for his promotion of  pseudoscience ,   homeopathy , and  alternative medicine .   Popular Science  and  The New Yorker    have published critical articles on Oz for giving "non-scientific" advice.   HuffPost  has accused Oz of promoting  quackery .
A 2014 study published in the  British Medical Journal  found that medical talk shows such as  The Dr. Oz Show  and  The Doctors  often lack adequate information on the specific benefits or evidence of their claims. Forty episodes of each program from early 2013 were evaluated, determining that evidence supported 46 percent, contradicted 15 percent, and was not found for 39 percent of the recommendations on  The Dr Oz Show .  Unfounded claims included saying apple juice had unsafe levels of arsenic and cell phones could cause breast cancer.
Oz was awarded the  James Randi Educational Foundation 's  Pigasus Award  three times from 2009 to 2012 for his promotion of energy therapies, support of  faith healing ,  psychic communication with the dead  and "quack medical practices, paranormal belief, and pseudoscience".
Oz has been criticized for the guests he has invited onto  The Dr. Oz Show , including psychics, faith healers, peddlers of unproven or disproven medical treatments, and anti-vaccination activists, including  Joseph Mercola ,  Robert F. Kennedy Jr. , and  Christiane Northrup
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mehmet_Oz

Dr. Oz is not just a money grubbing scammer, he is also a gigantic asshole who murdered puppies.
Fact Check: Was Dr. Oz Responsible for Cruelly Experimenting on Dogs?


Allegations have circulated implicating Oz in the cruel treatment of animals at Columbia University. PEOPLE talked to a former Columbia employee and sifted through reports to clarify his role









By Diane Herbst



Published on October 4, 2022





PEOPLE spoke with veterinarian Catherine Dell'Orto, who says that within weeks of her start as a post-doctoral fellow in the research labs at Columbia's Institute of Comparative Medicine in July 2001, she was horrified by what she saw.


Dell'Orto tells PEOPLE she witnessed the inhumane treatment of dogs in lab experiments investigating aspects of heart function over which Oz served in the role of "principal investigator" — including leaving dogs in pain and paralyzed for weeks, with no discernible research benefit, before they were euthanized or died.
"When someone makes the choice to use an animal in a research experiment they should be 100 percent committed to reducing any suffering that animal will experience," says Dell'Orto. "And I did not see that happening with Oz. I saw the opposite."








Columbia's website says that when one is named principal investigator of a research study, he or she "has overall responsibility for safety and compliance in his or her laboratory."
Dell'Orto says she has no personal knowledge to support online claims that research puppies cried out in pain as they were killed with no anesthesia. She says another lab worker, a veterinary technician whom she identified by name, claimed to have witnessed this, though PEOPLE has been unable to get in contact with the person alleged to be behind these claims.


It is that veterinary technician's account, says Dell'Orto, which PETA relied upon in a letter the group allegedly wrote to the USDA in 2003 . That letter recounted a complaint, from an unidentified whistle blower, that "a litter of fully conscious puppies" was placed in a plastic bag and killed with expired euthanasia medication injected directly into their hearts, and that the puppies "cried out as they received the IC injection" because it was done without any prior pain killer.


But Oz himself is not mentioned in this letter, nor is he mentioned in the USDA's $2,000 settlement agreement with Columbia in 2004 — a settlement which explicitly states that Columbia neither admits nor denies the USDA's allegation.
Dell'Orto tells PEOPLE that before she resigned in February of 2003, she saw about 30 dogs upon whom research was performed as part of procedures for which Oz was principal investigator.


She says she saw some of these dogs' chests opened so that pacemakers could be inserted into their hearts, "pacing them at a very high rate to induce heart failure."


Then, she says, "they were doing different treatments to see what worked."


"I didn't think it was good science," Dell'Orto says. "I didn't think the results that came from such experiments were worthy of adding to the scientific database. It was so poorly done."


She says she also saw some of these dogs left paralyzed for days or weeks, apparently suffering and in pain before death via euthanasia. They'd lose more than 20% of their body weight and were left struggling to breathe, she says, adding that in her opinion, the study "was not designed" to promptly euthanize dogs at the point that the experiments became inhumane.
But her complaint led to several findings. An April 22, 2003, report by Columbia — which was obtained by PEOPLE — found that two of the three dogs used in Oz's research, for which Dell'Orto had provided records, received "inadequate or questionable veterinary care."


One dog — whose chest was opened (called a sternotomy) and received radiofrequency ablation on July 17, 2002 — developed paralysis, lethargy, vomiting and renal failure, suffering for a week. But "the records do not show why the animal was kept alive" until euthanized a week later, on July 24.


Another dog, which underwent the same procedure on July 11, 2002, "was in chronic distress (paralyzed in hindquarters)" but kept alive for 29 days until euthanized.


"The records did not contain a rationale for keeping the animal alive in a paralyzed condition for a prolonged period of time," the investigative committee wrote.
https://people.com/politics/fact-check-dr-oz-role-columbia-university-dog-experiments/

Mehmet Oz moved in with his wife's family in 2022 so he could establish residency in Pennsylvania.  Prior to that he lived in New Jersey (where he owns several houses).  He also owns a house in Florida.
Does New Jersey really need three senators?
Please VOTE!



]]> Tue, 08 Nov 2022 01:12:54 -0500 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/16290/donald-trump-jr-born-with-a-silver-spoon-in-his-ass-doesnt-like-bidens-student-loan-forgiveness-plan-vanity-fair http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/16290
I paid off my college loans years ago.
I do NOT think of Biden's loan forgiveness is a slap in my face.
I know that Donald Trump Jr., like his father is a stinking piece of fecal matter.
The turd doesn't fall far from the asshole. 
]]> Fri, 26 Aug 2022 23:37:54 -0400 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/16243/surprise-jared-kushners-book-sounds-like-complete-dogshit http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/16243
Jarhead Kushner published a horrible, very bad, suck ass book.  He could have provided an inside look at the Trump Whitehouse.  He didn't. 
If you're interested in seeing Jarhead brag about how impotent he is, oops; I meant how important he is, then this book is a for you.  If you enjoy puking, this book is for you.  If you love disinformation then buy this book.  If there is another fake shortage of toilet paper then this book may even be useful.
]]> Thu, 18 Aug 2022 01:59:52 -0400 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/15974/was-lauren-boebert-a-paid-escort http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/15974
NOTICE:  Lauren Boebert denies the allegations that she was a paid escort who had two abortions.
Boebert also claims she is going to sue The American Muckrakers PAC for making those allegations.

Boebert wants a showdown with The American Muckrakers PAC

The American Muckrakers PAC is the organization that posted the nude video of Madison Cawthorn that went viral and cost him his seat in Congress.  I doubt that Boebert will actually pursue  her lawsuit against them.  She wouldn't survive discovery and she would actually have to answer embarrassing questions.
There are lots of articles and YouTube videos about this Boebert story.  Here's a sample video:

Read the press release at:  https://www.fireboebert.com/boebertabortions

Lauren Boebert displaying her "tramp stamp".
Disclosure:  I think prostitution should be legal.  I also think abortion should be legal.  Butt, if the allegations about Boebert are true, then she is a fucking hypocrite because she claims to be a "family values" Republican who opposes abortion.
And I want to ask everyone who opposes abortion to adopt at least one child.  There are over 400,000 children in foster care who would love to have a permanent home.






]]> Tue, 28 Jun 2022 00:47:44 -0400 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/15936/gop-candidate-releases-death-threat-political-ad http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/15936


Eric Greitens is the former Governor of Missouri.  Greitens  resigned from office in 2018  following a series of scandals.

Why many Missouri Republicans fear Eric Greitens could win the state's Senate primary








April 29, 20225:00 AM ET

Heard on  All Things Considered















JASON ROSENBAUM




















He's hoping Missouri Republicans will flock to his message that emphasizes ties to former President Donald Trump's agenda and approach.
"We need fighters who are willing to do what it takes to take our country back," Greitens told  reporters back in February . "To take our country back from the left — and also fighters who are willing to take on the establishment, willing to take on the mainstream media."
But Greitens can't escape the shadow of scandal.
His ex-wife Sheena Greitens last month  filed legal documentation  in which she, under oath, accused the former governor of emotional and physical abuse.
He has denied her claims.
But combined with the  2018 allegations of sexual misconduct  and  campaign finance issues , some Republicans worry that if Greitens were to win the primary, it would place a Senate seat considered to be safely GOP in jeopardy.
"This messy, dark story"

When Sheena Greitens' under-oath statements became public, Kay Hoflander, a former Missouri GOP chair, says she had difficulty sleeping.
After two days, she decided to do something about it: She issued a statement calling for Greitens to get out of the race. And she said she was pleased when several other high-profile women involved with the state Republican Party  also called for him to exit the contest .
"Some day his children will see this messy, dark story about their family — and they need to know that there were people who stood up for their mom," Hoflander said in an interview.
Unlike 2018, Greitens, whose campaign didn't respond to a request for comment, has steadfastly refused to drop out of the Senate race.
Instead, he's claimed without evidence that his ex-wife is involved in a scheme involving  prominent Republicans like Karl Rove and Mitch McConnell . Both Greitens and his campaign amplified this message — which Sheena Greitens' attorney called a " conspiracy theory " — in friendly media interviews, including with former Trump aide Steve Bannon.
Sheena Greitens  said she has documentation to back up her claims  — which are playing out in front of a judge to move divorce-related proceedings to Texas.
Other notable Republicans, including Missouri U.S. Sen. Josh Hawley, have called for Greitens to depart from the contest. "If you hit a woman or a child, you belong in handcuffs, not the United States Senate,"  Hawley tweeted in March.




https://www.npr.org/2022/04/29/1095128153/missouri-republican-senate-primary-eric-greitens
Greitens is a piece of steaming fecal matter.  Naturally, he is actively courting Trump's endorsement.  Butt that's not why I'm publishing this article. Eric Greitens has just released an extremely disturbing political advertisement.  It's MUCH more deplorable than a typical attack ad; it's a fucking death threat ad:


OMG!!!





]]> Mon, 20 Jun 2022 13:48:17 -0400 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/15881/ted-cruz-why-the-school-shooting-in-uvalde-texas-was-disastrous http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/15881
Ted Cruz is shooting his mouth off again.  Cruz said the killing of nineteen innocent fourth graders at Robb Elementary School In Uvalde Texas is "politically suspicious".  He said Democrats are already using the deaths of those poor young children to campaign in the upcoming midterm elections.  He said "AOC is already signaling that the Democrats intend to make dead children the centerpiece of their campaigns."
AOC says it's 'internationally embarrassing' the US had 288 school shootings while other G7 countries saw just 5 in the same 10-year period









John Haltiwanger

9 hours ago



Democratic Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez on Wednesday characterized the rate of school shootings in the US as a mark of global shame.
Addressing Becky Pringle, the president of the National Education Association during a House Oversight and Reform Committee hearing on gun violence, the New York Democrat asked, "Between 2009 and 2018, how many school shootings did the United States have?"
"288," Pringle responded. 
Ocasio-Cortez then asked how many school shootings the US' G7 partners — Canada, France, Germany, Italy, Japan, and the UK — collectively had during the same period. "Five," Pringle said. That means that between 2009 and 2018 the US saw 57 times more school shootings than other G7 countries combined.
https://www.businessinsider.com/aoc-says-rate-of-school-shootings-in-us-internationally-embarrassing-2022-6










Cruz, who was born in Canada, said, "AOC should go back where she came from." BTW, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was born in the Bronx (New York City).
Cruz said he questions the "timing" of the school shooting.  He said it's "convenient" that the shooting occurred as the midterm campaign season is beginning.  Cruz said he wouldn't be surprised if the investigation turns up evidence that the shooter was a Democrat.  And Cruz said the shooting has "thrown a monkey wrench" into his own legislative strategy.  Because of this unfortunate incident, I am having to postpone a major piece of gun legislation that I was about to introduce in the Senate.
Cruz had planned to introduce his new "Machine Gun Law" on the Fourth of July.  The law would have issued licenses for fully automatic weapons to any White person who is a registered Republican.  Cruz said this will make it possible for "good Americans" to protect their families from vicious prairie dogs, rabid raccoons and deranged Democrats.  Cruz said it will also make it possible for his constituents to enjoy his favorite breakfast - "machine gun bacon".


According to Cruz, anyone who opposes his Machine Gun Law is a bacon hating unAmerican Democrat.  I'll just wait until after the midterm elections.  When Republicans take over both houses of Congress, my bill will easily pass.  We will win by such a huge majority that we can also override a Biden veto.







]]> Thu, 09 Jun 2022 02:54:08 -0400 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/15781/the-real-reason-madison-cawthorn-lost-republican-komcrat http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/15781
I watched the primary results live.  I flipped around all night and all of the news networks covered Madison Cawthorn's loss in North Cacalacky.  
They all mentioned Cawthorn's multiple scandals.  There were several videos of Cawthorn receiving traffic tickets (including speeding, driving with expired tags and even driving with a revoked license).  They mentioned that he got busted twice trying to board an airplane with a hand gun.  Cawthorn has also called Ukrainian president Volodymyr Zelenskyy a “thug,”  One network even mentioned a photo of Madison Cawthorn wearing lingerie in what appears to be a party setting.  On January 6th Cawthorn took the stage and spoke to the insurrections shortly before they invaded the Capitol.

Butt, they all agreed that his worst "sin" was his statement that he personally witnessed senior Republican Congressmen snort lines of cocaine and he said they invited him to their "orgies".  
Actually, that was NOT Cawthorn's worst sin.  It was NOT even close.
The BBC went further because brits love sex scandals.
Here's some of the BBC's coverage of Madison Cawthorn:
Even Mr Cawthorn's most powerful backer, Donald Trump, was said to be wary of the acolyte who had ridden the former president's "Make America Great Again" coattails to office - though a day before the primary he mused that the congressman had "made some foolish mistakes, which I don't believe he'll make again" and deserved a second chance




But Mr Cawthorn's political career has never been short of controversy.










He raised eyebrows in 2020 with social media posts bragging about visiting Hitler's holiday home. (He called the Nazi leader "a supreme evil", but angered Jewish leaders by referring to him as "the Fuhrer".)








He praised rioters who descended upon the US Capitol to overturn Joe Biden's election and apparently lied about having been admitted to the US Naval Academy.  
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-61488082





WARNING THIS VIDEO CLIP IS DISGUSTING!
IT IS A VIDEO OF "MADDIE" CAWTHORN ENJOYING HOMOSEXUAL INCEST.
THIS MAY EVEN BE A SEXUAL ASSAULT.
There is no evidence that Cawthorn's male first cousin is a consenting adult.
Here's the disgusting video:
https://videos.files.wordpress.com/QhfyedR3/mc-rep.-cawthorn-grunting-and-dry-humping-nude-1-1-4.mp4

Here's more from the BBC:
The United States' youngest congressman has said he won't "back down" after a naked video of him in bed was leaked.




Madison Cawthorn, 26, said the video showed him "being crass with a friend, trying to be funny".








"We were acting foolish, and joking. That's it," he said. "I'm NOT backing down...blackmail won't win."
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-61341641





I don't think most of us jump on top of our cousins naked and thrust our genitals in their faces.   I won't mention his disgustingly hairy ass (or is that a tail?).
Here's some interesting quotations from Madison "Hypocrite" Cawthorn: 
“I was raised on Proverbs and pushups,” Cawthorn said in a podcast in September 2020.
“I subscribe to Judeo-Christian beliefs,” he continued . “I have a personal relationship with Jesus Christ. I think if you think about my political ideology, where it really stems from, you know, my ethics and my morals and what I think is right and wrong, you look to ancient Jerusalem, you got ancient Judeo-Christian values. So right and wrong,” he continued. “I also cling to a lot of traditional values and a lot of traditional ideas, because they’ve worked in the past.”
“I think that we have bred a generation of soft men and that generation has created a lot of problems in our society and our culture,” he said in March 2021 on a podcast “designed to reclaim and restore masculinity in a society that is ever more dismissive of what it means to be a man.”
“There’s only one God and two genders,” he said in a tweet earlier this week.
https://www.politico.com/news/2022/04/22/madison-cawthorn-photos-00027286
I'm glad that Madison "Hell on Wheels" Cawthorn lost his primary.  The fact that the race was close is disturbing.  According to the AP call, Edwards had received more than 33% of the vote, to Cawthorn's nearly 32% of the vote.
The nasty scandals that likely caused Maddie Cawthorn to lose his seat were brought to light by his fellow Republicans during the primary.  I love it when Republicans destroy each other.






]]> Thu, 19 May 2022 01:16:17 -0400 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/15768/sean-hannity-falsely-identifies-pallets-and-pallets-of-baby-formula-at-the-border-amid-shortage http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/15768
There is a shortage of baby formula in the US.  Butt, the so-called baby formula shown by Hannity was actually NIDO® products. There is no shortage of NIDO® products (clearly marked "for ages 1-3) at the grocery store.
Fox uses disinformation to cause outrage among their viewers.  Fucker Carlson uses "replacement" bullshit to provoke White supremacists.  We saw the impact of Carlson's replacement theory in Buffalo where a White supremacist committed mass murder.
The disinformation spewed by Fox News causes dangerous outrage.  
]]> Mon, 16 May 2022 14:58:11 -0400 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/15746/musk-will-reinstate-trump-on-twitter http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/15746
Twitter famously banned Donald Trump from Twitter for "inciting violence".
Twitter also banned me for being a "bot".  I was on Twitter for about a week.  I posted about twenty of my original memes.  I never repeated anything.  They knew I wasn't a bot.  They gave me a link that I could use to get reinstated.  The link took me to a form to fill out for Google.  All had to do was give all of my personal information to Google.  I had no interest in doing that so I refused.  Apparently, Twitter is paid by Google to provide users' personal information to Google.  I guess that's is a big part of Twitter's revenue stream.
Anyway, Mr. "Free Speech" Musk, wants the White-wingers to return to Twitter, so he is going to put their Queen back on the Twitter throne.  I'm glad!
Giving the bullhorn back to the loudmouth will motivate the Democrats to turnout and vote.  A large turnout always helps the Democrats.  I know Trump will alienate more voters than he motivates.   I bet Moscow Mitch shit his pants when he heard about Trump's impending return to Twitter.  I just hope The Donald writes his own tweets.


]]> Tue, 10 May 2022 18:30:49 -0400 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/15716/invest-in-bullshit http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/15716
Okay I'm calling bullshit.  Actually I'm calling cow shit  cow shit since it comes from dairies (and it's rather difficult to milk bulls).  Cow poop can be turned into energy.

If you think it's a good idea to transition to renewable sources of energy, you may like this stock pick:   CLNE (Clean Energy Fuels Corp.)
Many of the eighteen wheelers on the highway now use LNG (liquid natural gas) instead of dirty stinky diesel.  This change reduces emissions butt some of the LNG is produced by fracking (which is NOT environmentally friendly).  CLNE is producing RNG (renewable natural gas) mostly from cow manure.  CLNE was only $5.79/share at 2:10 PM and it closed at $6.28/share.  It's a very affordable stock.  CLNE is a California company so, naturally, conservatives won't invest in it. 
Business Summary
Clean Energy Fuels Corp. is a renewable energy company. The Company is focused on the procurement and distribution of renewable natural gas (RNG) and conventional natural gas, in the form of compressed natural gas (CNG) and liquefied natural gas (LNG), for the United States and Canadian transportation markets. It is focused on developing, owning, and operating dairy and other livestock waste RNG projects and supplying RNG to its customers in the heavy and medium -duty commercial transportation sector. The Company also designs and builds, as well as operates and maintains, public and private vehicle fueling stations in the United States and Canada; sells and services compressors and other equipment used in RNG production and at fueling stations; transports and sells CNG and LNG via virtual natural gas pipelines and interconnects; sells United States federal, state and local government credits (Environmental Credits) it generates by selling RNG as a vehicle fuel. - from Charles Schwab 
 Invest in some good shit - CLNE.
]]> Wed, 04 May 2022 17:10:39 -0400 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/15421/unc-defeats-duke-94-81 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/15421
The winningest Coach In NCAA history LOST the last game he will ever coach at Cameron Indoor Sanitarium.  The Dook players and the "Cameron Crazies" (AKA "Smurfs") caused major water damage to the dilapidated basketball court with their tears.  Dook Coach Mike Shitheadski said, " I'm sorry about this afternoon, it's unacceptable. "  Almost 100 of Shitheadski's former players were holding their crying towels over their eyes as they left the tiny gym.  The Dook students (AKA "Spoiled Brats) had tear stained blue paint running down their faces.
North Carolina showed once again why its rivalry with Duke is among the greatest in all of sports. It spoiled Mike Krzyzewski's final game at Cameron Indoor Stadium with a 94-81 upset the over fourth-ranked Blue Devils on Saturday. https://www.sportingnews.com/us/ncaa-basketball/news/duke-unc-live-score-highlights-coach-k-last-game/fk1ukm7bb93pzxdp6ay0yocc94
"I'm sorry about this afternoon," Krzyzewski said addressing the sellout crowd. "... it's unacceptable. Today was unacceptable, but the season has been very acceptable." https://www.cnn.com/2022/03/05/sport/tar-heels-defeat-blue-devils/index.html
Dook (AKA University of South Jersey) is in Durham, North Carolina.  The Yankee fans were extremely disappointed tonight.  North Carolina is sometimes called "the shoulder of the nation".  That makes Durham "the armpit".  Dook is a "wannabe Ivy League school" butt Dook is actually more of a "Poison Ivy League school".
Duke gets its name from a horrible tobacco baron.  Duke's huge endowment came from carcinogenic "blood (and sputum) money".  So, yes, Duke IS a killer university.
This is a box of "Duke of Durham" cigarettes from the 1880s:

Packs of Duke Of Durham cigarettes looked like this until they were discontinued in 1966:


Among the "celebrities" in attendance last night were:  Tim Cook, Adam Silver, Todd Gurley, 9th Wonder, Ken Jeong, Dirk Nowitzki, Kyler Murray, Nick Nurse, Terrell Owens, Joc Pederson and Jerry Seinfeld.  Jerry Seinfeld said, "It must have been truly thrilling to spend $250,000 to get a ticket, bet thousands of dollars on Duke  and then fly all the way to Durham, North Cackalacky to watch your team lose to their bitter rival."
Tickets for last night's game were the most expensive for a regular season game in sports history.  Tickets eclipsed the price of Super Bowl tickets.  I watched it (and DVR'ed it) for free on ESPN. 

UNC may have two more chances to defeat Dook.  The two schools may face each other in the upcumming ACC Tournament.  And it's possible that Carolina may have the opportunity to knock Dook out of the NCAA Tournament.
This was the latest ruling from the United States Supreme Court:


]]> Sun, 06 Mar 2022 01:40:43 -0500 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/15398/dumb-dumber-heckled-bidens-sotu-address http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/15398
Lauren "Bobble Head" Boebert and Marjorie Taylor "Jewish Lasers" Greene thought it was appropriate to heckle President Biden during the State of the Union Address.  They (unsuccessfully) tried to start a "build the wall" chant and shouted insults during the speech.

Lauren Boebert Thrashed for Heckling Biden’s State of the Union: ‘Needs to Be Expelled From Congress’



Boebert and Marjorie Taylor Greene were likened to the characters of ”Dumb & Dumber“




Andi Ortiz | March 2, 2022







Congresswoman Lauren Boebert made serious efforts to derail President Biden’s State of the Union address on Tuesday night, heckling him as he spoke. But she was met with booing on the House floor, and some hostile words





online.https://www.thewrap.com/lauren-boebert-thrashed-for-heckling-bidens-state-of-the-union-needs-to-be-expelled-from-congress/

Lauren Boebert is an intellectually challenged Retrumplican who is admired by her fellow ammosexuals.  Boebert was a slut in high school and she dropped out to have a baby.  Naturally, Boebert advocates the elimination of the Department of Education.  She and her husband own a restaurant, "Shooters Grill" in Rifle, Colorado.  Employees are urged to openly carry firearms at Shooters Grill.  The Boeberts also owned "Smokehouse 1776" in Rifle, Colorado.
A conservative often described in the press as far-right and an ally of former president Donald Trump , Boebert had close ties with far-right groups such as QAnon , whose conspiracy theories she promotes, and praised the Proud Boys . This, together with offensive remarks she has made to members of other religions, make her a controversial figure in Congress. Boebert supports Trump's false claims that the 2020 election was stolen from him, voted to overturn its results during the Electoral College vote count , and supported the rioters who stormed the Capitol in protest of what they saw as election fraud. She is a staunch supporter of gun rights, and regularly carries a firearm to her workplace in the Capitol. Boebert opposes measures intended to prevent the spread of COVID-19 , and posted misinformation related to face masks and COVID-19 vaccines . She opposes transition to green energy , advocating nuclear power and the extraction of fossil fuels instead, and prefers an isolationist approach to foreign relations. As a traditionalist , she opposes any recognition of other marriages than heterosexual as well as gender-affirmative procedures for transsexuals , abortion and sex education . In line with most Republicans, she seeks to ban elements of school curricula that contain what she says is " critical race theory " and advocates minimizing immigration to the United States .
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In 2017, 80 people who attended a Garfield County fair contracted food poisoning after eating pork sliders from a temporary location set up by Shooters Grill and Smokehouse 1776. The restaurants did not have the required permits to operate the temporary location, and the Garfield County health department determined that the outbreak was caused by unsafe food handling at the event
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In mid-May 2020, during the COVID-19 pandemic , Boebert violated the state's stay-at-home order by reopening Shooters Grill for dine-in service. She received a cease and desist order from Garfield County but said she would not close her business. The next day she moved tables outside, onto the sidewalk, and in parking spaces. The following day, Garfield County suspended her food license. By late May, with the state allowing restaurants to reopen at 50% capacity, the county dropped its temporary restraining order.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lauren_Boebert


Please don't forget the other mental midget who heckled President Biden during the State of the Union Address, Marjorie Taylor Greene.  Greene  had attended a Nazi rally the day before so she was pumped up for the State of the Union Address.
Marjorie Taylor Greene should be excused for acting like an animal because she IS an animal.  Greene is a rare Four Toed Sloth.  Here's the proof.  Even her extensive plastic surgery can't hide the truth.  Look at her feet (especially her toes ).

And check out her baby picture (which has never been published before).

MTG, Like Boebert, fully endorses Trump's "Big Lie".  They also spread COVID disinformation.

Just say NO! to Retrumplicans.








]]> Thu, 03 Mar 2022 00:42:02 -0500 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/15062/university-of-michigan-removes-schlissel-as-school-president http://thenewstalkers.com/split-personality/group_discuss/15062


]]> Sat, 15 Jan 2022 23:19:32 -0500 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/14965/trumps-terrorists-bring-guns-its-now-or-never http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/14965
Yep, Trump's terrorists should be charged with SEDITION .
"Investigative Research and Analysis Report" (21-TD-159) highlighted a posting on the now-defunct blog thedonald.win which referenced tunnels on Capitol grounds used by Members of Congress (and particularly important for continuity of government evacuations). The report attached an underground map of the Capitol campus that was posted onllne. "There are tunnels connected to the Capitol Building! Legislators use them to avoid press, among other things! Take note," the blog posted.
The intelligence report then went to flag "several comments promote confronting members of Congress and carrying firearms during the protest." The report contained approximately 30 screen shots of comments on the thedonald.win website , including: "Bring guns. It's now or never."
"Surround every building with a tunnel entrance/exit. They better dig a tunnel all the way to China if they want to escape."
"Exactly, forget the tunnels. Get into Capitol Building, stand outside congress. Be in the room next to them. They wont [sic] have time [to] run if they play dumb."
"Deploy [sic] Capitol Police to restrict [their] movement. Anyone going armed needs to be mentally prepared to draw down on LEOs. Let them shoot first, but make sure they know what happens if they do."
"If they don't show up, we enter the Capitol as the Third Continental Congress and certify the Trump Electors."
"If a million patriots who [sic, show] up bristling with AR's [AR-15 rifles], just how brave do you think they'll be when it comes to enforcing their unconstitutional laws? Don't cuck out. This is do or die.
"Bring your guns."

"https://www.newsweek.com/this-day-donald-trump-supporters-were-openly-threatening-capitol-1658202
I hope the Justice Department does a serious investigation of "the donald.win" participants.  There are many other Internet sites where White-wing insurrectionists planned the Capitol invasion.  The communications on those sites should be carefully examined.
Most of the people who participated in the Jan. 6th planning have not been arrested nor have they been charged with a crime.  They have been emboldened and they may attempt another (possibly bloody) insurrection.  The crazy White-wingers are probably waiting for orders from their fearful leader.  The Donald is planning a new Jan. 6th event at Mar-a-Lago.  I know he will praise last year's Jan. 6th insurrectionists as "patriots".  I just hope there is no call for similar action.
The crazy Proud Boys, Oathkeepers, 3%ers and Boogaloo idiots are well armed and "standing by".  They are itching for a fight.  Trump refused to ask them to stand down during the Presidential Debate.  I hope he doesn't try to use his rag-tag militia.  Unfortunately, The Donald has never demonstrated much restraint.  And I'm sure Trump wants to make his Mar-a-Lago rally newsworthy.

I think it's very revealing that the seditionists used the term cuck when they talked about bringing guns.  Many of use believe that White-wingers guns are compensation for having tiny dicks.  I hope Trump's terrorists do "cuck out".  I hope also The Donald "cucks out".  There is photographic evidence that Trump is a cuck.










]]> Tue, 04 Jan 2022 01:25:30 -0500 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/14949/paleolithic-pornography-discovered http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/14949
Stone Age Venus figurines are the Earliest Examples of 3D Porn


The article below is an indication of how uptight PhDs pretend not to notice that all of the statuettes are naked women with huge breasts and gigantic butts.   My theory is that the many of the women depicted in the figurines were the girlfriends of Stone Age rap artists.
The Venus figurines are statuettes depicting obese women that, up until now, were thought to have been associated with fertility and beauty. A recent study published in "Obesity" has suggested instead that the figurines are totems of survival in extreme conditions.
Unlike the challenges of global warming people face today, humans 38,000 to 14,000 years ago struggled with colder temperatures due to advancing glaciers.
Fat is a form of stored energy, said study author Dr. Richard Johnson, Tomas Berl professor of medicine at the University of Colorado School of Medicine, and that fat can be lifesaving when food is not available, especially to pregnant women.
"Our studies suggest these figurines did not represent sexual totems, or a representation of male desire, but rather as a means for providing strength to motherhood even in the most adverse situations," Johnson said.
The researchers took waist-hip and waist-shoulder measurements of all known Venus figurines, which were found over hundreds of years across Europe and western Russia. After comparing the measurements to the geographical locations of where each sculpture was found, the team discovered that the more obese figurines were found further north near the glaciers.
https://www.cnn.com/style/article/venus-figurines-theory-scn/index.html
If "Global Cooling" caused women to have such overinflated figures, maybe "Global Warming" isn't such a bad thing after all.  The archeologists also discovered inscriptions on the bottom of some of the figurines.  One inscription was:"I like big butts and I cannot lie".  The inscription on another figurine was:  "Baby got back".  A third inscription was:  "Big old titties".
It's quite evident that the statuettes are intended to be pornographic.  Take a close look at the detail of the vagina on this figurine.  The sculpture features open labia and even a hooded clitoris.  The breasts lack prominent nipples butt they are extremely large.  The faces are hidden to protect the identities of the models.

I think there is even evidence that these Stone Age artists were into anal sex.  Anal sex kinda stinks butt who am I to judge ancient kink?

Please notice that the statue is propped up using the anus.
I don't know why the archeologists ignored the obvious sexual nature of the figurines.  I think some intellectuals have sticks up their butts just like the statuette above.  They should take out their butt sticks and admit that humans have always enjoyed porn.  I know these statuettes don't seem so sexy now, butt those women were probably very desirable 38,000 years ago.


]]> Sun, 02 Jan 2022 02:26:13 -0500 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/14937/melanoma-trumps-launches-new-endeavor-nft-platform http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/14937
From CNN:


(CNN) - Melania Trump is getting in on the latest crypto craze -- NFTs .


The former first lady announced Thursday that she is selling an NFT, or a non-fungible token, titled "Melania's Vision" -- her first public endeavor since leaving office almost one year ago.



The NFT is the first digital art to be sold on her newly launched platform, which will release NFTs regularly and is powered by Parler.

"I am proud to announce my new NFT endeavor, which embodies my passion for the arts, and will support my ongoing commitment to children through my Be Best initiative," Trump said in a statement. "Through this new technology-based platform, we will provide children computer science skills, including programming and software development, to thrive after they age out of the foster community.  "https://www.cnn.com/2021/12/16/politics/melania-trump-nft/index.html



Melania's Vision is a "watercolor" of Melanoma's eyes painted by French artist Marc-Antoine Coulon.  The rendering features Melanoma's outstanding cosmetic eye surgery and her false eyelashes.  The description says the "breathtaking watercolor embodies Melania Trump’s cobalt blue eyes, providing the collector with an amulet to inspire....”  COBALT BLUE?  STFU!  I demand a retraction!











Maybe Melanoma's next NFT will feature her fake boobs.  I noticed Melanoma's "art" can be purchased using a cryptocurrency called "Solana".  I wonder if she has an investment in Solana?  Melanoma's NFT platform is powered by Parler (a White-wing "free speech" platform popular with Trump's Jan 6th insurrectionists).



Other celebrities also have NFTs for sale.  NFTs have become a popular (lucrative) "art form".  For instance Paris Hilton thinks NFTs are "hot".  In a recent interview she said:



“NFTs have literally taken over my entire mind and soul,” she tells me. “I’m obsessed. It’s all I think about. I've never been so excited about something in my life because I really see this as the future. I'm just so obsessed with it that I actually have dreams about it every single night.”  https://www.coindesk.com/markets/2021/04/16/im-obsessed-paris-hilton-on-nfts-empowering-female-creators-and-the-future-of-art/



Here is a Paris Hilton NFT (Please notice the BMW logo in her crotch):







I understand 43 year old quarterback Tom Brady is planning to release an NFT of his deflated balls.  This has inspired Anthony Weiner who wants to release an NFT of his wiener.  Weiner said, "My wiener deserves more exposure.  Lots of teenage girls didn't see my original dick pics and I owe it to them to release some new NFT dick pics."  Anthony Weiner's ex-wife, Huma Abedin, was asked to comment and explain why she stayed married to Weiner for so long after the scandal.


* This meme may seem out of place in this article butt I owe it to my biggest fan (a NJ person) to include a new meme in every article from now on.





 














]]> Thu, 30 Dec 2021 14:40:52 -0500 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/14705/dr-oz-hopes-to-replace-rand-paul-as-biggest-quack-in-senate http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/14705 Fri, 03 Dec 2021 00:22:54 -0500 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/14597/excerpts-from-kevin-mccarthys-fake-filibuster http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/14597
Kevin McCarthy has decided that Steve Bannon’s legal strategy can be used to delay the passage of The Build Back Better Act.  Filibustering is NOT permitted in the House of Representatives butt Kevin McCarthy has no respect for Congressional procedures.  Like the rest of the Retrumplican Party the use of stalling tactics is now standard obstructionism procedure.



McCarthy is continuing his campaign to be Speaker of the House.







Let’s skip ahead to page 42 of the McCarthy fake filibuster:



  “The Congressional Budget Office, along with the Department of the Treasury, has determined that The Build Back Better Act would not increase the federal deficit.  This is because of increased tax burden on taxpayers who will bear the burden of this expensive waste of money.  Taxpayers are already paying too much in taxes”



From page 69:



“People who make over $10 million a year would be force to pay a surcharge for every dollar over $10 million in a year.  And get this:  The surcharge is increased for people who make over $20 million in a year.  It’s obvious that this bill discriminates against rich Republicans”.



From page 420:



"This Act will add 87,000 new IRS agents to catch tax cheats.  This is completely partisan.  The majority of tax cheats are rich Republicans.  We need to protect them from IRS agents.  It's simply not fair to target rich Republicans when some people living in poverty are paying no taxes." 



From page 666:



“The child tax credit  included in this Act will cause a population explosion among minorities because everyone will be able to feed their children.  This, along with immigration policy, as  Tucker Carlson has pointed, out is how Democrats will carry out their “cultural replacement plan”.  According to the census report, the fastest growing segments of the population are minorities who will  probably vote against racist Republican Candidates.  That's why voter suppression is critical for our Party."



Apparently, after spewing hour of bullshit, extreme fatigue began to affect Kevin McCarthy and he waxed poetic.  He probably thought he was reading Green Eggs and Ham .

From page 3,657:



"Mary had a little lamb

it’s fleece was White as snow.

Mary wears a MAGA hat

her Party"s White, you know."

 

"Jane had a billy goat

who’s fleece was  black as ink.

So, Mary’s MAGAs murdered Billy

because they fuckin’ stink."



#BlackGoatsMatter


]]> Fri, 19 Nov 2021 02:41:09 -0500 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/14540/ex-raiders-coach-jon-gruden-sues-nfl-roger-goodell-over-leaked-emails http://thenewstalkers.com/split-personality/group_discuss/14540 Fri, 12 Nov 2021 16:59:33 -0500 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/14445/if-only http://thenewstalkers.com/veronica/group_discuss/14445
Too bad we can't all accomplish this feat:

The world would be a better place.  I do try, but then there are days when I just want to spit nails at people.
]]> Wed, 27 Oct 2021 11:31:47 -0400 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/14398/jordan-klepper-a-real-man-of-genius http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/14398
Jordan Klepper is a contributor on The Daily Show .
His segments are outstanding.  The people he interviews are real Trumpanzees in their natural habitat (Trump rallies).  It's amazing how much stupidity they spew.  They are so full of shit, you can almost smell them through your monitor.

Yes, Jordan Klepper is a real man of genius even though he doesn't sell beer. 

Why do Trumpanzees smell like elevators?
Jordan Klepper wants to protect us from "bad guys with guns".  Here is his documentary:

I know I feel safe now.  Don't you?


]]> Wed, 20 Oct 2021 01:01:37 -0400 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/14362/january-6th-flag-being-worshipped-by-right-wing-flaggots http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/14362
At a GOP rally in Virginia a woman was introduced with a LIE.  "She's carrying a flag that was carried at the peaceful rally with Donald J. Trump on January 6th."

ThIs ridiculous lie was told by a woman standing in front of a big poster that said "GODZILLA OF TRUTH."
Everyone knows that Godzilla is a fucking liar and a bully.  That's where the phrase "the big lie" originated.  Godzilla said he just got some sushi in Tokyo.  Godzilla said the damage was actually caused by an earthquake.  Godzilla said he may run for President of Japan in 2024 and he told The Loud Boys to "stand back and get bullhorns."  Godzilla is a dangerous autocrat.  If Godzilla is elected as the Japanese President, I fear it will be the end of Democracy in Japan.  Unfortunately, if Godzilla loses he may destroy Japan out of revenge.  Godzilla said if he doesn't get elected it will be the biggest election fraud in the history of the universe.

]]> Fri, 15 Oct 2021 03:55:48 -0400 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/14340/dozens-of-tangled-rattlesnakes-found-beneath-womans-house-floorboards http://thenewstalkers.com/split-personality/group_discuss/14340 Tue, 12 Oct 2021 16:41:58 -0400 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/14331/report-jon-gruden-used-anti-gay-misogynistic-language-in-additional-emails-bleacher-report-latest-news-videos-and-highlig http://thenewstalkers.com/split-personality/group_discuss/14331 Mon, 11 Oct 2021 21:42:10 -0400 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/14325/national-gigolo-day-columbus-day http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/14325
Today is Columbus Day.  The banks, post offices and schools are closed to "celebrate".
Butt Columbus did NOT discover America.  Columbus never made it to North America.  He crossed the Atlantic Ocean four times.  He was the first European to see the Bahamas and he landed on (and named) Hispaniola Island (where The Dominican Republic and Haiti are located).  He also made it to South and Central America.  While on Hispaniola he kidnaped a woman and let his crew rape her. 
After an attack by more than 2,000 Indians, Columbus had an underling, Alonso de Ojeda, bring him three Indian leaders, whom Columbus then ordered publicly beheaded. Ojeda also ordered his men to grab another Indian, bring him to the middle of his village, and "'cut off his ears' in retribution for the Indians' failing to be helpful to the Spaniards when fording a stream.
"The Indians destroyed their stores of bread so that neither they nor the invaders would be able to eat it. They plunged off cliffs, they poisoned themselves with roots, and they starved themselves to death. Oppressed by the impossible requirement to deliver tributes of gold, the Indians were no longer able to tend their fields, or care for their sick, children, and elderly. They had given up and committed mass suicide to avoid being killed or captured by Christians, and to avoid sharing their land with them, their fields, groves, beaches, forests, and women: the future of their people.
While paling in comparison to his crimes against Caribs and Taino Indians, Columbus's rule over Spanish settlers was also brutal. He ordered at least a dozen Spaniards "to be whipped in public, tied by the neck, and bound together by the feet" for trading gold for food to avoid starvation. He ordered a woman's tongue cut out for having "spoken ill of the Admiral and his brothers."
Another woman was "stripped and placed on the back of a donkey … to be whipped" as punishment for falsely claiming to be pregnant. He "ordered Spaniards to be hanged for stealing bread".
He even ordered the ears and nose cut off one miscreant, who was also whipped, shackled, and banished from the island. He ordered a cabin boy's hand nailed in public to the spot where he had pulled a trap from a river and caught a fish. Whippings for minor infractions occurred with alarming frequency. Columbus ordered one wrongdoer to receive a hundred lashes — which could be fatal — for stealing sheep, and another for lying about the incident. An unlucky fellow named Juan Moreno received a hundred lashes for failing to gather enough food for Columbus's pantry.
This one he admitted himself in a letter to Doña Juana de la Torre , a friend of the Spanish queen: "There are plenty of dealers who go about looking for girls; those from nine to ten are now in demand, and for all ages a good price must be paid."  
Benjamin Keen, a historian of the Spanish conquest of the Americas, noted that multiple sources confirmed accounts of "exhausted Indian carriers, chained by the neck, whose heads the Spaniards severed from their bodies so they might not have to stop to untie them."
https://www.vox.com/2014/10/13/6957875/christopher-columbus-murderer-tyrant-scoundrel
Columbus started the genocide of indigenous people, forced conversion to Christianity, the slave trade in the New World and child sex trafficking. 
So what did Columbus achieve?  Columbus could not finance his adventures.  He travelled all over Europe butt he could not get the funding he needed.  Columbus managed to get Queen Isabels family jewels.  He must have been an extremely successful gigolo.
There were lots of people in America centuries before Columbus was born.  Where did they come from?  They crossed into Alaska from Asia using the Bering Land Bridge.  They were the Clovis and Pre-Clovis people who eventually populated North and South America.  The first Europeans to reach North America were probably the Vikings.
Let's celebrate " Indigenous People's Day " instead of "Columbus Day".
Biden declares October 11 Indigenous Peoples' Day and says restoring national monuments is the 'easiest thing I've ever done so far as President'

Morgan Keith

Sat, October 9, 2021, 12:20 AM · 2 min read





A demonstrator marches to Faneuil Hall with other protesters while participating in the Indigenous Peoples Day rally and march in Boston on Oct. 10, 2020. Photo by Erin Clark/The Boston Globe via Getty Image
President Joe Biden declared October 11 Indigenous Peoples' Day.


Biden acknowledged in a Columbus Day proclamation that European explorers harmed Native Americans.


On Friday, the Biden administration restored protections for two national monuments in Utah.


Following years of campaigning by Native Americans for federal recognition, President Joe Biden issued the first presidential proclamation of Indigenous Peoples' Day, which he declared would be observed on October 11 in honor of America's first inhabitants.
"Since time immemorial, American Indians, Alaska Natives, and Native Hawaiians have built vibrant and diverse cultures - safeguarding land, language, spirit, knowledge, and tradition across the generations," a White House proclamation release from Biden said .
Although Indigenous Peoples' Day will be celebrated on the same date as Columbus Day, Biden acknowledged the atrocities inflicted on Indigenous communities by European explorers in another proclamation and urged the country not to try and bury "shameful episodes of our past."
"For Native Americans, western exploration ushered in a wave of devastation: violence perpetrated against Native communities, displacement and theft of Tribal homelands, the introduction and spread of disease, and more," a White House proclamation from Biden said. "On this day, we recognize this painful past and recommit ourselves to investing in Native communities, upholding our solemn and sacred commitments to Tribal sovereignty, and pursuing a brighter future centered on dignity, respect, justice, and opportunity for all people."
Biden also announced Friday that his administration will restore protections for the Bears Ears and Grand Staircase-Escalante national monuments in Utah, as well two monuments in New England.
"This may be the easiest thing I've ever done so far as President," Biden said Friday during a speech outside the White House.
Former President Donald Trump had previously revoked protections for thousands of acres across the four monuments, Indian Country Today reported , which opened them up to mining, commercial fishing, and other developments.
"Today's announcement, it's not just about national monuments. It's about this administration centering the voices of Indigenous people and affirming the shared stewardship of this landscape with tribal nations," said Secretary of the Interior Deb Haaland , a citizen of the Laguna Pueblo nation.
https://news.yahoo.com/biden-declares-october-11-indigenous-042055347.html
]]> Mon, 11 Oct 2021 11:00:51 -0400 http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/14314/the-forgotten-history-of-the-filibuster-satire http://thenewstalkers.com/al-jizzerror/group_discuss/14314
Benjamin Franklin was a genius.  He literally captured “lightning in a bottle”.  We all know the story of how he flew a kite during a thunderstorm and had his kite string attached (using a key) to a Leyden jar.  Here is a famous image: 

The image is NOT accurate.  Franklin knew how dangerous this experiment was; so the child in the picture actually flew the kite.  As a result, the child (Franklin’s “protege”) was rendered unconscious and was comatose for an unknown period of time.  The child, Howard Hymen, convalesced in Franklin’s home for months.  Naturally, Franklin supervised the care of young Howard.  Franklin invented oral hyperalimentation fluid to keep Howard alive until he regained consciousness.  Franklin mixed milk with honey and toasted flour which was fed to Howard using baby bottles with nipples used to feed calves.  Fortunately, the child’s strong sucking reflex facilitated this method.
Benjamin Franklin was a pervert (1).  Franklin may have taken advantage of Howard’s sucking reflex and introduced semen into the child’s diet.  Young Howard thrived and he made a remarkable recovery and he eventually lived over 100 years.
When Howard reached puberty, he was constantly in trouble for having sex with underage girls.  Howard’s wealthy parents were constantly buying off the outraged parents of the little girls.  Howard’s friend’s began calling him “Buster” because his last name was “Hymen”.  Eventually, the Chief of Police in Philadelphia paid a visit to Howard and his father and provided evidence that Howard had raped several little girls.  Mr. Hymen pointed out that being struck by lightning had “changed” his son so he shouldn’t be prosecuted.  The Chief gladly accepted a large bribe butt he still advised Mr. Hymen that his son Howard should leave town.
So Mr. Hymen decided to send his son away.  He told his son to go South and try to find a way to earn a living.  So, at 17 years old, Howard went to Kentucky.  Howard found a beautiful old plantation that was being auctioned off because it went bankrupt.  Howard’s father came to Kentucky and he bought the plantation lock, stocks and barrels.  The locks and stocks were used to punish the slaves that were part of the plantation and the barrels were used in the plantation’s whiskey business.
Howard did not know how to run a plantation so he found a local overseer who he immediately hired when he heard that the overseer was a bootlegger who preferred sex with underage girls.  Butt that rumor was inaccurate.  The overseer, Rich O’Donnell, actually preferred having sex with little boys .
The two men bonded and formed a long lasting partnership.  Using his father’s money, Howard invested in stills and sour mash and they began producing excellent Kentucky whiskey.  One of their best customers was Jefferson Epistone who owned a train.  Epistone's train was popular with pedophiles who called it the “Kiddie Car Express”.  So for Howard and Rich, it was a win-win.    
They met a slave trader on the train who specialized in selling slave children to pedophiles.  His name was Ronald Rump.  Ronald Rump and Jefferson Epistone were partners.  Ronald Rump, Jeffery Epistone, Rich O’Donnell and Howard Hymen enjoyed a drunken orgy on the Pedophile Express.  Ronald asked Howard about Philadelphia.  So Howard tells them about his old nickname, “Buster”.  Ronald laughs and says, “So you’re Buster Hymen?  That’s perfect!”
Then Jeffery said, “And since you’re from Philadelphia so I’m gonna call you ‘Philly Buster’ from now on.  The nickname stuck.
There were two groups of abolitionists that were beginning to gain influence in Northern States.  One group wanted to ban slavery and the other group wanted to ban alcohol.  This made the four pedophiles decide to get into politics protect their own interests:  slavery and whiskey.  They decided that Rich and Buster were electable because they were known as plantation owners who produced the best Kentucky burbon.  Eventually,  Kentucky elected Senator O’Donnell and Senator Hymen.  The reason these two pedophiles got elected was simple.  People didn’t know they were pedophiles and they gave away free whiskey at their campaign rallies.
Years later, as new states were joining the Union, abolitions from Northern states introduced a bill in the Senate to ensure that new states could not be “slave states”.  Senator Hymen decided to prevent the Senate from passing the bill so he joined in the debate.  When he was recognized, he refused to yield to anyone.  He “debated” for hours and his goal was to alienate the abolitionists.  He droned on and on insulting everyone from the North.  He also slandered the character and intelligence of slaves comparing them to animals.  It had the desired effect - the Northerners walked out.  He then requested a quorum call.  Since there were not enough Senators left to vote on the bill, it was tabled.
Newspapers the next day had headlines that said, “PHILLY BUSTER PREVENTS SENATE ACTION”.  The headline was intended to insult Senator Hymen, but from then on the technique of seizing the Senate floor with an endless speech was associated with “Philly Buster” because he was the only Senator who did it.  Over the years other Senators used this stalling technique so newspapers began referring to these long winded “debates” as “filibusters”.   
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1.  11 Gross Facts About The Surprisingly Prolific Sex Life of Benjamin Franklin
https://www.ranker.com/list/benjamin-franklin-private-life/katia-kleyman

Picture credits:
Ben Franklin flies his kite
copied from Documentary Warehouse 
YouTube Channel
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/LVnMM13qN1E/hqdefault.jpg

NOTE:  To anyone who is experiencing deja vu:  I published a similar article about the filibuster about a decade ago on Newsvine.
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