U.S. Reports Largest One-Day Increase In Cases Of Trump Derangement Syndrome

  
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U.S. Reports Largest One-Day Increase In Cases Of Trump Derangement Syndrome
 

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U.S.—America suffered its highest one-day increase in cases of Trump Derangement Syndrome yesterday, adding 317,259 new cases. This brought the number of U.S. cases to roughly 59 million, while worldwide cases of the deadly disease increased to 110 million.

The peak in cases was brought on by President Trump’s growing urgency to reopen the economy and allow people to go back to work. Scholars have noted that this is equivalent to slavery.   

With the sharp increase in Trump Derangement Syndrome, U.S. officials see no real timeline for reopening the minds of Democrats nationwide. “We can’t take any chances here,” Dr. Anthony Fauci said. “It could take months. It could take years. What we may see is the gradual reopening of Democrat minds on a state-by-state basis.”

While some statistics have suggested a plateau in cases of Trump Derangement Syndrome, other sources suggest the increase in cases has just begun.  

“Our models have been quite accurate from day one,” claimed Ron Whitley of the University of Washington.  “And we don’t see a peak here. Our data suggests a slow increase in cases through the summer, and then a big peak in cases about November 4 or so.”   


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badfish
1  seeder  badfish    2 months ago

How's your TDS today?

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If you answered, watch this video, help is available.

 
 
 
Just Jim NC TttH
1.1  Just Jim NC TttH  replied to  badfish @1    2 months ago

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Tacos!
2  Tacos!    2 months ago

Flatten the curve!

 
 
 
Just Jim NC TttH
2.1  Just Jim NC TttH  replied to  Tacos! @2    2 months ago

Won't reach the peak until November/December and may calm down by 2024.

 
 
 
KDMichigan
3  KDMichigan    2 months ago

I see now that some TDS sufferers have flipped the script. Now Trump did to much to halt the spread of the virus, lets wait and see what the talking points are tomorrow. 

I had a nice video that a guy posted to you tube of the country club that heil Whitmer's mansion is on had golfers on it the other day. The common people are not aloud to golf still though or go fishing on your motorized boat..

Oh yeah the video...You tube took it down.

 
 
 
badfish
3.1  seeder  badfish  replied to  KDMichigan @3    2 months ago

The Flagging feature can also diagnose TDS. If you flag this article, you have it. Seek help!

 
 
 
JohnRussell
4  JohnRussell    2 months ago

The only way Trump can be "defended" (a misuse of the term) is for his followers to claim the existence of a mythical condition that no one has ever observed in reality. 

Very Trump - like of them !

 
 
 
badfish
4.1  seeder  badfish  replied to  JohnRussell @4    2 months ago

I'm so glad you've come to this article. Somehow I knew you would. Thank you. Keep coming back, it gets better.

 
 
 
JohnRussell
4.1.1  JohnRussell  replied to  badfish @4.1    2 months ago

Please compare TDS to Bernie Madoff Syndrome and Harvey Weinstein Syndrome.

Oh, they dont exist because those guys are narcissistic assholes who behaved anti-socially? 

Same with your "syndrome". 

There is no such thing as TDS, it is a creation of right wing media so they dont have to defend their "chosen one". 

 
 
 
badfish
4.1.2  seeder  badfish  replied to  JohnRussell @4.1.1    2 months ago

Keep coming back, in 30 days you get your chip.

 
 
 
MonsterMash
4.2  MonsterMash  replied to  JohnRussell @4    2 months ago

The "mythical condition" is on display every day in your post.

 
 
 
badfish
4.2.1  seeder  badfish  replied to  MonsterMash @4.2    2 months ago

Shh.....

 
 
 
JohnRussell
4.2.2  JohnRussell  replied to  MonsterMash @4.2    2 months ago

Actually , people who keep obsessing about Hillary Clinton 3 1/2 years after she left politics are the disturbed ones. 

 
 
 
Tacos!
4.2.3  Tacos!  replied to  JohnRussell @4.2.2    2 months ago
Actually , people who keep obsessing about Hillary Clinton 3 1/2 years after she left politics are the disturbed ones. 

, says the only person to mention her.

 
 
 
XDm9mm
4.2.4  XDm9mm  replied to  JohnRussell @4.2.2    2 months ago
Actually , people who keep obsessing about Hillary Clinton 3 1/2 years after she left politics are the disturbed ones.

Other than you JR, after I perused the seeded article and all of the posts, I found no one, permit me the luxury of expressing that in other ways, ZERO, ZIP, ZILCH, NADDA, NONE, that mentioned the unmentionable Hillary Rodham Clinton.  Ergo, that leaves no other alternative than to surmise, per your own description, you are in point of fact the disturbed one.   

Thank you so much for that admission.

 
 
 
badfish
4.2.5  seeder  badfish  replied to  Tacos! @4.2.3    2 months ago

You know you have chronic TDS when you are willing to pretend you are quarantined in your basement for your employer due to low ratings. Turns out Fredo was spotted numerous times outside with his family unmasked during his battle with near covid death.

They did a full out of the basement segment after his neighbors busted him not quarantined for weeks lol.

800

 
 
 
badfish
4.2.6  seeder  badfish  replied to  JohnRussell @4.2.2    2 months ago

Did you say Hillary?

800

 
 
 
Just Jim NC TttH
4.2.7  Just Jim NC TttH  replied to  badfish @4.2.6    2 months ago

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Texan1211
4.2.8  Texan1211  replied to  JohnRussell @4.2.2    2 months ago
Actually , people who keep obsessing about Hillary Clinton 3 1/2 years after she left politics are the disturbed ones. 

So you are admitting to being disturbed?

Why did you bring Hillary up?

 
 
 
Tacos!
5  Tacos!    2 months ago

We need better testing and we need the media to stop playing down this pandemic. Whatever the number of confirmed cases of TDS is, the real number is probably far higher. And you can spread it just by talking.

 
 
 
Just Jim NC TttH
5.1  Just Jim NC TttH  replied to  Tacos! @5    2 months ago
And you can spread it just by talking.

And also typing............amazing is it not? LOL

 
 
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