CNN Replaces President Trump's Press Briefings With President Xi's | The Babylon Bee

  
Via:  KDMichigan  •  2 months ago  •  11 comments

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CNN Replaces President Trump's Press Briefings With President Xi's | The Babylon Bee
ATLANTA, GA—CNN is refusing to air President Trump's press briefings, calling them propaganda and fake news. Instead, the station will be broadcasting the far more fair, balanced, and accurate daily takes by President Xi Jinping."We don't want to broadcast Trump's propaganda, so we'll turn to a far more accurate source," said Br …

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ATLANTA, GA—CNN is refusing to air President Trump's press briefings, calling them propaganda and fake news. Instead, the station will be broadcasting the far more fair, balanced, and accurate daily takes by President Xi Jinping.

"We don't want to broadcast Trump's propaganda, so we'll turn to a far more accurate source," said Brian Stelter. "We pretty much were already repeating the Chinese government's stances word for word, so now we can go straight to the horse's mouth."

Financial costs were also a factor here, according to insiders. Legacy media has been hit hard by the economic shutdown. CNN has had to look for ways to cut corners and save time, and they found out they could save tons of man-hours by just broadcasting President Xi Jinping's press briefings directly.

Now, instead of rewriting Chinese press briefings for an American audience, CNN can just air the communist country's propaganda directly, getting hours' worth of free content to broadcast to empty airports and hotel lobbies.

"We were spending all this time and effort translating his broadcasts and rewriting them, and we figured this was a lot more efficient," said a CNN spokesperson. "Work smarter, not harder."


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KDMichigan
1  seeder  KDMichigan    2 months ago

It does seem like the left has a fascination with commie red China lately...

 
 
 
Greg Jones
1.1  Greg Jones  replied to  KDMichigan @1    2 months ago

They appear to be fellow travelers.

 
 
 
Heartland American
1.1.1  Heartland American  replied to  Greg Jones @1.1    2 months ago

They are exactly that.

 
 
 
gooseisgone
1.2  gooseisgone  replied to  KDMichigan @1    one month ago
It does seem like the left has a fascination with commie red China lately...

The left is against anything Trump is for.   Hell......if Trump says he likes puppies the msm would immediately run stories of how bad puppies are.  

 
 
 
The Magic Eight Ball
1.2.1  The Magic Eight Ball  replied to  gooseisgone @1.2    one month ago

trump should come out strongly in favor of oxygen.

and they will suffocate themselves..

 
 
 
Vic Eldred
2  Vic Eldred    2 months ago

CNN was kind of like Norman Bates in the movie Psycho - it had a dual personality - part ultra progressive and part anti-Trump. As with most who suffer from the illness, the dominant side eventually wins. In the case of CNN we now look at the screen and see the face of President Xi Jinping. The dominant anti-Trump side has finally won.


anthony-perkins-norman-bates-end-of-psyc

They'll see...They'll say she wouldn't even hurt a fly!


 
 
 
The Magic Eight Ball
3  The Magic Eight Ball    2 months ago

the Communist News Network

who is surprised?  LOL

 
 
 
Sparty On
4  Sparty On    one month ago

Hilarious but honestly, i'm not sure how satirical this really is ......

 
 
 
KDMichigan
4.1  seeder  KDMichigan  replied to  Sparty On @4    one month ago

It's funny how a lot of the satire produced by the Bee is actually quite real.

 
 
 
Sparty On
4.1.1  Sparty On  replied to  KDMichigan @4.1    one month ago

I know and it is the best "satire" really.

 
 
 
JohnRussell
5  JohnRussell    one month ago

Most of the right wing threads here are borderline nonsensical (or worse) but this one, claiming that a lame "satire" is associated with the truth is particularly laughable. 

 
 
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