Baron Creek

CDC Advises Trump, Biden and Sanders to Immediately Cease Campaigns

By:  Baron Creek  •  Satire  •  one month ago  •  27 comments

CDC Advises Trump, Biden and Sanders to Immediately Cease Campaigns
When faced with disappointment after disappointment... lower the bar! Voila!

According to CNN ...

This advice from the CDC comes as two top infectious disease experts with ties to the federal government have advised people over 60 and those with underlying health problems to strongly consider avoiding activities that involve large crowds, such as traveling by airplane , going to movie theaters, attending family events, shopping at crowded malls, and going to religious services. 

Not really sure this was aimed at their campaigns, but how nice would it be?


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Baron Creek
1  author  Baron Creek    one month ago

How twisted a mind does it take to read something about the CDC and jump to election thoughts?

1.1  igknorantzrulz  replied to  Baron Creek @1    one month ago

how shall Trump cope without his weekly ego stroke ?

Robert in Ohio
2  Robert in Ohio    one month ago

In lieu of campaigns the three of them could have Twitter duels on the issues - no one else would be able to comment but it sure would be entertaining - actually it wouldn't but it would be better than the non-stop we have now

2.1  igknorantzrulz  replied to  Robert in Ohio @2    one month ago
non-stop we have now

we need rules closer to GB

Buzz of the Orient
3  Buzz of the Orient    one month ago

They were wrong with their testing kits so maybe wait until WHO gives that advice.  Remember that WHO's on first.

3.1  igknorantzrulz  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @3    one month ago
Remember that WHO's on first.


3.1.1  Freefaller  replied to  igknorantzrulz @3.1    one month ago

is on second

3.1.2  igknorantzrulz  replied to  Freefaller @3.1.1    one month ago

i don't know...

Split Personality
3.1.3  Split Personality  replied to  igknorantzrulz @3.1.2    one month ago

he's on third...

3.1.4  igknorantzrulz  replied to  Split Personality @3.1.3    one month ago

"he's on third"

that's absurd,  Homie is obviously on the Run !

Baron Creek
3.2  author  Baron Creek  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @3    one month ago

Frankly, I don't give a darn. Oh wait... that's the shortstop.

3.3  cjcold  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @3    one month ago


4  JohnRussell    one month ago

Pretty clever. 

Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom
4.1  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom  replied to  JohnRussell @4    one month ago
Pretty clever.

It took me a minute, but my brain cells rallied and I decided to check the tags.  

Raven Wing
5  Raven Wing    one month ago

I seriously doubt that Trump will listen to the CDC. After all, no one, even medical experts, knows as much as he does, and he does not think it is serious at all. No big deal. Right? So why cancel the all important election rallies.

It's all about him and no one else matters, so as long as he does not get sick at his rallies, why should he care if any of those who attend them get sick. That is their problem, not his.

5.1  CometRider  replied to  Raven Wing @5    one month ago

I guess Biden and Sanders need to cancel all their upcoming rallies and the March 15th debate. If they don't it will show they don't care about anyone getting sick from attending.

pat wilson
5.1.1  pat wilson  replied to  CometRider @5.1    one month ago
I guess Biden and Sanders need to cancel all their upcoming rallies

No, just trump, lol.

The Magic Eight Ball
6  The Magic Eight Ball    one month ago
CDC Advises Trump, Biden And Sanders To Immediately Cease Campaigns

we should probably just cancel the election.... a lot of people standing in line might get sick also.


6.1  cjcold  replied to  The Magic Eight Ball @6    one month ago

Pretty sure that cancelling the election is exactly what Trump wants.

Raven Wing
6.1.1  Raven Wing  replied to  cjcold @6.1    one month ago

They are looking at having voting done by mail-in ballots only, and not having any voting places during the crisis with coronavirus. Thus, people would not have to be close each other in lines waiting to vote.

That might be a good idea, as it would be much too easy for those compelled, or paid, to do so to fiddle with the ballots. There is always a way to cheat if someone wants to do so.

6.1.2  WallyW  replied to  Raven Wing @6.1.1    one month ago

Most voting nowadays is done by mail ballots, and most are done early.

Very had to cheat with those

6.1.3  igknorantzrulz  replied to  WallyW @6.1.2    one month ago

i've heard some is done by Female, and i find that ironic.

6.2  1stwarrior  replied to  The Magic Eight Ball @6    one month ago


The Magic Eight Ball
6.2.1  The Magic Eight Ball  replied to  1stwarrior @6.2    one month ago

corona virus seeks lyme disease.


lady in black
7  lady in black    one month ago


Paula Bartholomew
8  Paula Bartholomew    one month ago

Trump will never cancel a rally.   He feeds off of the gullible like it is a drug.

8.1  Ender  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @8    one month ago
“I’m not concerned at all,” Trumpb told reporters on Saturday night at his Mar-a-Lago resort in Florida, insisting he was not planning to scale back his campaign rallies because of the coronavirus, and that he was not worried about the virus having reached Washington, D.C. (The District’s first confirmed COVID-19 case was announced earlier in the day.)

“We’ll hold tremendous rallies,” said Trump.


Reading the article, someone even said this on twitter,

Overheard from the person in front of me on line at CPAC last week: “I don’t believe anything the CDC says about this virus. It’s full of deep staters who want to use this to create a recession to bring down the President.”

Some of his followers actually think like this.