Short on Ammo

  
By:  Buzz of the Orient  •  2 weeks ago  •  48 comments


Short on Ammo
 

Leave a comment to auto-join group Confucius

Confucius


This was sent to me in an email from my brother.

Short on Ammo

800



You may have heard on the news about a Southern California man who was put under a 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had 100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home.  





The house also featured a secret escape tunnel.





By Southern California standards, someone owning 100,000 rounds is considered "mentally unstable”.





BUT...





In Michigan, he'd be called "the last white guy still living in Detroit."





In Arizona, he'd be called "an avid gun collector.





In Arkansas, he'd be called "a novice gun collector."





In Utah, he'd be called "moderately well prepared," but they'd probably reserve judgment until they made sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food.





In Kansas, he'd be "A guy down the road you would want to have for a friend."





In Montana, he'd be called "The neighborhood 'Go-To' guy."





In Idaho, he'd be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate."





In Georgia, he'd be called "an eligible bachelor"





In North Carolina, Virginia, WV, Mississippi, Tennessee, Kentucky, South Carolina and Minnesota he would be called "a deer hunting buddy."




AND, OF COURSE,  In Texas, he'd just be "a guy who's a little short on Ammo."

.

And they walk among us....

.

BUZZ NOTE: Comments are subject to the Confucius group RED RULES which may be accessed by clicking on the Confucius group avatar at the top right of this page.



Tags

jrGroupDiscuss - desc
[]
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Principal
1  author  Buzz of the Orient    2 weeks ago

I don't vouch for the truth of this article.

Thankfully having maniacs like that around is not something I have to be concerned about here, but I worry about my son and his family who live in Milwaukee.  Just like me, my son would NEVER own a gun.  However I know there are some gun-lovers on this NT site who would probably call that guy a good old boy, and probably envy him.

 
 
 
zuksam
Junior Silent
1.1  zuksam  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @1    2 weeks ago
and probably envy him

A little, he does have a secret escape tunnel.

 
 
 
Thrawn 31
PhD Guide
2  Thrawn 31    2 weeks ago

This was sent to me in an email from my brother.

so ignore the entire seed.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Principal
2.1  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Thrawn 31 @2    2 weeks ago

Is your insult meant for my brother, me, or both of us.

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
3  Kavika     2 weeks ago

LOL, here in Ocala he'd be called the ''dumb fuck that shot himself in the foot''.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Principal
3.1  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Kavika @3    2 weeks ago

I can just see  that guy fondling his guns and saying "My precious."

15rsbn.jpg

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
3.2  devangelical  replied to  Kavika @3    2 weeks ago
''dumb fuck that shot himself in the foot''.

...and he'd be one of the few lucky ones, especially since it's the only way some of those pistol dicks can hit anything. I don't know why the nut in this picture needs so many guns, he probably has no friends and his family certainly never visits anymore. it's the gun nuts that don't showboat their gun collections that we need to worry about. talk about putting a "when the shit hits the fan, kill me first" target on your back. I wonder if that guy has another inventory in his vehicle.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Principal
3.2.1  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  devangelical @3.2    2 weeks ago

Did you ever see Charlton Heston's gun collection?  This is only ONE side of the room.

R-C.8dd098ce35d8f25580f37b3b31610bae?rik=FkMr9jmVlmnSDA&riu=http%3a%2f%2fcdn.ebaumsworld.com%2fmediaFiles%2fpicture%2f374954%2f485953.png&ehk=vJSZGTUeP7vOBDfTyhwCPCkS61sD9S4iKwKEMp6I%2bsQ%3d&risl=&pid=ImgRaw&r=0

I wonder if he was buried with one in his "cold dead hand".

 
 
 
devangelical
Professor Principal
3.2.2  devangelical  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @3.2.1    2 weeks ago

that's the only one that didn't get sold in his estate sale.

 
 
 
shona1
Sophomore Participates
3.3  shona1  replied to  Kavika @3    2 weeks ago

Anoon ..Here he would be called a bloody idiot..geez you really have to see it before you can believe it at times...

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Principal
3.3.1  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  shona1 @3.3    2 weeks ago

Obviously it has something to do with maturity and intelligence. 

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Quiet
4  charger 383    2 weeks ago

I know people like this

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Principal
4.1  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  charger 383 @4    2 weeks ago

Then tell Thrawn. 31

 
 
 
Dulay
Professor Principal
4.2  Dulay  replied to  charger 383 @4    2 weeks ago

As do I. One of them boasts that he has over $10,000 in weapons and optics yet his family is uninsured and he doesn't have a dime saved for his kids college funds. 

Priorities totally fucked up. 

 
 
 
charger 383
Professor Quiet
4.2.1  charger 383  replied to  Dulay @4.2    2 weeks ago

A gun collection, like all hobbies, should be after the bills are paid and  important things taken care of.  Guns can be a good investment but you have to be willing to sell if need be.  

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Principal
4.2.2  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  charger 383 @4.2.1    2 weeks ago

I guess the guy Dulay mentioned will need a very big coffin for him and all his guns and optics that he will be buried with, clutched in his cold dead hands.  I suppose guns could be collectibles.  I collected coins and my son collected baseball cards. 

 
 
 
Ronin2
PhD Quiet
5  Ronin2    2 weeks ago
You may have heard on the news about a Southern California man who was put under a 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had 100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home.  
The house also featured a secret escape tunnel.

So they put someone under psychiatric observation that had broken no laws and harmed no one. But release far left rioters that assault people, commit arson, and looting w/o charges. Shows how fucked up the leftist coast really is. Of course Democrats desperately want to turn the US into China so it is no surprise.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Principal
5.1  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Ronin2 @5    2 weeks ago

LOL. Yes, turn the US into China - then God forbid nobody would have guns to play with and kill other people with.  17-year-olds wouldn't be able to illegally bring a rifle into a crowd and kill and maim people and get away with it because he cries so nicely. 

 
 
 
MsMarple
Freshman Silent
5.2  MsMarple  replied to  Ronin2 @5    2 weeks ago
release far left rioters that assault people, commit arson, and looting w/o charges. Shows how fucked up the leftist coast really is.

How did you arrive to this conclusion from this post??? Please explain. Cuz I have no idea WTF u talking about, me being a leftist rioter and all. WHATTT???
Is this what you talking about:

" So they put someone under psychiatric observation that had broken no laws and harmed no one. "
You mean this: 800

Yeah, this FUCK needs to be under a psychiatric observation. I mean - LOOK AT HIM!

 
 
 
zuksam
Junior Silent
5.2.1  zuksam  replied to  MsMarple @5.2    2 weeks ago
I mean - LOOK AT HIM!

The only thing wrong is the guns would get dusty and the dust would stick to the oiled parts and you'd have to clean them all the time whether you used them or not. What a pain ! Get some damn cases or better yet build a huge gun safe. I wonder if his coffee table is a crate of ammo.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Principal
5.2.2  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  zuksam @5.2.1    2 weeks ago
"I wonder if his coffee table is a crate of ammo."

Most likely.  I wonder if crates of ammo ever spontaneously explode.

 
 
 
Dulay
Professor Principal
5.2.3  Dulay  replied to  zuksam @5.2.1    2 weeks ago

There's already a huge gun safe in the pic. WTF is in THERE? 

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Sophomore Expert
5.2.4  al Jizzerror  replied to  MsMarple @5.2    2 weeks ago

When this crazy ammosexual pervert says he wants to bang a chick RUN!

512

 
 
 
squiggy
Sophomore Quiet
5.2.5  squiggy  replied to  Dulay @5.2.3    2 weeks ago

Primers. Gone from $30/1000 to $300.

 
 
 
squiggy
Sophomore Quiet
5.2.6  squiggy  replied to  MsMarple @5.2    2 weeks ago
LOOK AT HIM

He looks guilty of something - just look at the feet on the table.

 
 
 
Dulay
Professor Principal
5.2.7  Dulay  replied to  squiggy @5.2.5    2 weeks ago

I'm sure you thought you made a point. You were wrong.

 
 
 
squiggy
Sophomore Quiet
5.2.8  squiggy  replied to  Dulay @5.2.7    2 weeks ago
You were wrong.

So, you knew all along what was in the safe but asked a sucker question anyway? [Deleted]

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Principal
5.2.9  author  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Dulay @5.2.3    2 weeks ago
"There's already a huge gun safe in the pic. WTF is in THERE?" 

Who knows?  Maybe hand grenades.  If you look at the left side of the meme about Heston, he's got a bloody cannon in his room.

 
 
 
Ronin2
PhD Quiet
5.2.10  Ronin2  replied to  MsMarple @5.2    2 weeks ago

[Deleted]

Watch the news. The vast majority of far leftist rioters in the Democratic bastions of stupidity have been released w/o charges- so they can go out and do it again.

As for the guy in the picture. He is doing nothing wrong. This is his man cave. Not my cup of tea; but to each their own. Willing to bet he has sales receipts and is licensed for every last gun he owns.

This is not the guy that needs to be under observation. He is a known quantity; they know exactly where he lives. Want scary walk into the wrong section of Detroit, Chicago, New York, Los Angeles or any other bastion of leftist stupidity. You will find out who you should be afraid of very quickly.

 
 
 
Ronin2
PhD Quiet
5.2.11  Ronin2  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @5.2.9    2 weeks ago

A cannon indoors does what good again?

What do you think he was going to do, blow up his own gun collection?

Heston's room is a museum of weaponry. Willing to bet the majority of it never saw light of day after he bought it.

 
 
 
TOM PA
Freshman Silent
6  TOM PA    2 weeks ago

My only question is, How does your average Joe afford that much armament?  At $600 to over $1500+ and ammo you're talking some serious money.  

 
 
 
zuksam
Junior Silent
6.1  zuksam  replied to  TOM PA @6    2 weeks ago

It's call not getting Married.

 
 
 
Gordy327
Professor Principal
6.1.1  Gordy327  replied to  zuksam @6.1    2 weeks ago
It's call not getting Married.

Or maybe it's called seriously overcompensating for something. jrSmiley_9_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Sophomore Expert
7  al Jizzerror    2 weeks ago

512

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Sophomore Expert
7.1  al Jizzerror  replied to  al Jizzerror @7    2 weeks ago

512

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Sophomore Expert
7.2  al Jizzerror  replied to  al Jizzerror @7    2 weeks ago

512

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Sophomore Expert
7.2.1  al Jizzerror  replied to  al Jizzerror @7.2    2 weeks ago

512

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Sophomore Expert
7.2.2  al Jizzerror  replied to  al Jizzerror @7.2    2 weeks ago

512

 
 
 
Gordy327
Professor Principal
7.2.3  Gordy327  replied to  al Jizzerror @7.2.2    2 weeks ago

Ok al, those are funny. jrSmiley_86_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
Sophomore Expert
7.2.4  al Jizzerror  replied to  Gordy327 @7.2.3    2 weeks ago

Thank you.

I didn't create the first meme ("Ammosexuals").

The other four memes are originals.  I enjoy creating memes.

 
 
 
Gsquared
Junior Principal
7.2.5  Gsquared  replied to  al Jizzerror @7.2.4    2 weeks ago

They are really great.

 
 
 
Gordy327
Professor Principal
7.2.6  Gordy327  replied to  al Jizzerror @7.2.4    2 weeks ago

You are very good at it. They are quite creative.

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
Professor Guide
7.2.7  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  al Jizzerror @7.2.4    one week ago

I wish I could create them.

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
8  Ender    2 weeks ago

Obsession by Smith and Wesson...

 
 
 
Gordy327
Professor Principal
8.1  Gordy327  replied to  Ender @8    2 weeks ago
Obsession by Smith and Wesson..

The fragrance of gun oil. jrSmiley_18_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
Professor Guide
9  Paula Bartholomew    2 weeks ago

I used to manage a gun range here in so cal.  I can tell you from experience that there are way more here that own that many, if not more.  Read up on Jeff Lash.  What he owned would make the subject of the seed look like an amateur collector.

 
 
 
Jeremy Retired in NC
Senior Participates
10  Jeremy Retired in NC    2 weeks ago

Earliest article I found on this  was from Mid 2011.

Again in 2014.

And again in 2020

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Principal
11  author  Buzz of the Orient    2 weeks ago

Even though there was only one CoC violation posted while I was sleeping last night it made me realize that I should lock this article for the (my) night as it is sufficiently controversial that I need to be awake to moderate it.  I'll unlock it in the (my) morning in about 9 or 10 hours.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Principal
12  author  Buzz of the Orient    2 weeks ago

Oooops.  Forgot to unlock it.

 
 
Loading...
Loading...

Who is online

Thomas
JohnRussell


36 visitors