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Worst Juicer Ever Created (NSFW)

  

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Via:  nigel-dogberry  •  7 years ago  •  28 comments

Worst Juicer Ever Created (NSFW)


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Nigel Dogberry
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link   seeder  Nigel Dogberry    7 years ago

In case you have to buy this tech marvel:

Americans will buy anything.

Juicero - From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Juicero is a company that makes devices for fruit and vegetable juicing . The company's first product was the Juicero Press, a Wi-Fi connected juicer that uses single-serving packets of chopped fruits and vegetables sold exclusively by the company by subscription. The San Francisco -based firm received $120 million in startup venture capital starting in 2014, from investors including Kleiner Perkins Caufield & Byers and Alphabet Inc . [1]

 

 
 
 
Ryarios
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link   Ryarios  replied to  Nigel Dogberry   7 years ago

I'm actually a bit surprised this company hasn't been sued by a few state AGs.  The unit clearly does nothing worthwhile for so much money.  

BTW the reviewer seemed to be a bit angry.  I wonder if he bought one?

 
 
 
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An Environment killer for sure same as those " Pod Coffee makers " !

 But should we be suppressed I mean we know about tobacco and the Surgeon General ( 1827 ) was it

Exon Mobil BP Horizon Saga - Insurance Scam PV Panels 1800 and so on and one and ...

 
 
 
Randy
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link   Randy  replied to    7 years ago

An Environment killer for sure same as those " Pod Coffee makers " !

You mean Keurgs? I love mine but won't buy the pre-filled thingies. There is a part you can switch out that lets you brew one cup of coffee at a time using a screen basket you fill with any ground coffee.

 
 
 
PJ
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link   PJ    7 years ago

OMG!  This dude is so on with his review.  hahahahaha  Nice Find!

 
 
 
Nigel Dogberry
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They are going to lose their shirt on this one.  $400 bucks?  Not this kid.

 
 
 
Lebowsky
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link   Lebowsky    7 years ago

Boo! Well I made it Nigel :o)

 
 
 
Nigel Dogberry
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link   seeder  Nigel Dogberry  replied to  Lebowsky   7 years ago

Hi, Lebowsky !!

Like Sherlock Holmes says "I delete every message that starts with 'Hi'".

 
 
 
Lebowsky
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link   Lebowsky  replied to  Nigel Dogberry   7 years ago

Did I mention that was a killer review? I'll remember that about Hi.

 
 
 
chess cat
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link   chess cat  replied to  Nigel Dogberry   7 years ago

I'd best stick to hiya then ;))

 
 
 
Nigel Dogberry
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link   seeder  Nigel Dogberry  replied to  chess cat   7 years ago

Howdy would work, too.  Nice to see  you in these here parts.

 
 
 
Nigel Dogberry
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link   seeder  Nigel Dogberry  replied to  chess cat   7 years ago

Howdy would work, too.  Nice to see  you in these here parts.

 
 
 
Lebowsky
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link   Lebowsky  replied to  Nigel Dogberry   7 years ago

Ooh Look, Nigel brought the Bubblegum for us too :o)

 
 
 
Nigel Dogberry
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link   seeder  Nigel Dogberry  replied to  Lebowsky   7 years ago

I brought the bubblegum from over Nv way.  That way our experience here offers a bit of familiarity.

 
 
 
John Galt 1147
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link   John Galt 1147  replied to  Lebowsky   7 years ago

  @lebowsky   Great to see you here Leb . waving

 
 
 
Lebowsky
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link   Lebowsky  replied to  John Galt 1147   7 years ago

Thanks John, good to see you too :o)

 
 
 
Hal A. Lujah
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link   Hal A. Lujah    7 years ago

I'm planning to devise my own $500 water dispenser that will only accept proprietary 16 oz. bottles of water that sell for $6 each.  It will be loaded with entirely hackable software, and a camera and microphone for good measure.  

 
 
 
Ryarios
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link   Ryarios  replied to  Hal A. Lujah   7 years ago

"It will be loaded with entirely hackable software, and a camera and microphone for good measure."  

Makes sure the video and audio uploads to the internet automatically so we can all watch the idiots using your product... winking

 
 
 
John Galt 1147
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I'd best stick to hiya then ;)

Hiya Chess, great to see you . waving

 
 

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