Stormy Daniels's new book includes graphic details about Trump, and the internet is horrified
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Stormy Daniels's new book includes graphic details about Trump, and the internet is horrified
Move over, Omarosa . Stormy Daniels has a Trump tell-all of her own, and she’s sparing no details about their alleged affair — whether the world likes it or not.
The Guardian has obtained a preview copy of Full Disclosure , the book Daniels (real name: Stephanie Clifford) has written about her involvement with Donald Trump. (He has denied the relationship, but admits giving his former attorney Michael Cohen money to pay her.)
According to the Guardian , Daniels says she slept with Trump after a celebrity golf tournament in Lake Tahoe, Calif., where he was wearing a red baseball cap reminiscent of the MAGA headgear he’d later make famous. Having already disclosed to Penthouse that Trump’s hair looked like a “drunken cockataoo” during their alleged tryst, the adult film star and exotic dancer is now sharing even more intimate details about the now-president’s anatomy — which she describes as “unusual” and compares to a “mushroom” and “toadstool.”
“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting f***ed by a guy with Yeti [pubic hair] and a d*** like the mushroom character in Mario Kart [the Nintendo video game],” she writes, describing him as “smaller than average” but not “freakishly small.”
“It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion,” she adds.
While the world awaits an explosive POTUS tweetstorm in response, others have been quick to share their reactions on social media.
Others have said Daniels shouldn’t be revealing such “sick” details about a sitting president, but the 39-year-old will not be shamed.
Full Disclosure is set to be released on Oct. 2.
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I'm just waiting for Rump to say something like: ["TOS"]
"so many other people have said it was YUUUUUGE"
Yes like Ivanka when she was 12.
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Trump will have to take her word for it since he hasn't seen it himself for the last 25 years.
I bet he will say - Stormy is lying. She knows it's bigger than that. Just like my hands!!!!!!
Like the hand of a small child clutching a Vienna sausage.
I think the description was more like a Shiitake mushroom with very short stem.
I seem to be flashing to a certain scene in Deadpool.
In a tell-all memoir, the pornographic actor Stormy Daniels details salacious descriptions of her time with Donald Trump, wonders if he is fit to be president and claims he offered to cheat for her in his reality TV show.
A copy of the book, Full Disclosure, was obtained by the Guardian. In it, Daniels describes her mounting disbelief as Trump began to win primary contests in 2016 for the Republican presidential nomination. Former castmates whom she had not heard from in years, but who had heard her story about sleeping with Trump in 2006, would call her up to marvel at the news.
“It will never happen, I would say,” Daniels writes. “He doesn’t even want to be president.”
But as Trump kept winning, Daniels writes, she began to think she might be in danger. The story she had to tell about Trump seemed more sensitive the more he won. And she had already been threatened once, years earlier, and warned never to tell the story about Trump, she has claimed.
Those moments of fear and doubt – and Daniels’ decision on the eve of the election to sign a $130,000 hush agreement – hang around a detailed description of Daniels’ alleged tryst with Trump at a celebrity golf tournament in Lake Tahoe, California. In the book, Daniels writes in sometimes excruciating detail about the president’s genitals and describes her disgust with herself for letting the scene play out.
She continued to answer Trump’s many phone calls over the next year in hopes that he would make good on his promise to put her on his reality television show, The Apprentice, Daniels writes. Trump even suggested that a cheat could be arranged to allow her to survive through more episodes of the show, she writes.
“We’ll figure out a way to get you the challenges beforehand,” she quotes him as saying. “And we can devise your technique.”
“He was going to have me cheat, and it was 100 percent his idea.”
Whenever she saw Trump on television for years afterwards, Daniels writes, an internal monologue would play out: “‘I had sex with that’, I’d say to myself. Eech.”
Trump has denied any affair with Daniels, although he admitted to personally reimbursing his personal lawyer, Michael Cohen, for the money Daniels received in the hush agreement.
With its intensely intimate portrait of a clownish and insecure Trump, the book lands after weeks in which the White House has struggled to debunk a portrait of an outmatched and incompetent president in a separate book,Bob Woodward’s Fear, and to debunk an editorial by anonymous administration official claiming that subordinates routinely ignore and subvert the president’s orders.
The proliferation of damning narratives have been dismissed by the White House as made-up stories, floated as a distraction, Trump claims, from his achievements. But his approval rating appears to be slumping toward the mid-30s, a historic low for presidents at a similar stage in their first terms.
Opinions about Trump’s presidency are scarce in Full Disclosure, although when Daniels tells a story about Trump growing agitated about a golf course plan, she notes, “there was nothing that made him seem as petulant and prone to tantrums as he has been as president.”
The crux of the book, however, follows Daniels’ decision to go public with her story about Trump just before the election, after years of hiding the affair, she writes, from her then-husband. Going public meant that she and her daughter would be less vulnerable to attack, she reasoned. She recounts a story she has told elsewhere, of being approached by a large man in a gym parking lot in 2011 and warned not to tell the story about Trump. Trump has said the parking lot story is “a total con job.”
Beginning with Daniels’ youth as a girl named Stephanie Clifford growing up in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, Full Disclosure tells a vivid story of childhood poverty, neglect and abuse, including sexual abuse by a middle-aged man beginning when Daniels was nine years old. The stories are intercut with light moments such as her time with a beloved pet horse and a crush on Patrick Swayze so intense she kissed a hole in her Dirty Dancing poster.
“The deck has always been stacked against me,” she writes, but “I own my story and the choices I made.”
The memoir narrates Daniels’ first experiences as a stripper while still in high school, and how she broke into the porn industry, through which she rose to become an award-winning director, writer and star.
It was in that role that Daniels attended a celebrity golf tournament in Lake Tahoe, California, in 2006, where she and two colleagues greeted golfers between holes. There she first sees Trump: “He had a red cap, a Trump crest as a placeholder for the MAGA slogan not one of us could see coming.”
Trump’s bodyguard invites Daniels to dinner, which turns out to be an invitation to Trump’s penthouse, she writes, in a description of alleged events that Daniels has disclosed previously but which in the book are rendered with new and lurid detail. She describes Trump’s penis as “smaller than average” but “not freakishly small.”
“He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool…
“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart...
“It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.”
Daniels’ alleged relationship with Trump included one moment in 2007, she writes, in which she is with Trump in a hotel room watching a Shark Week broadcast on cable television when he receives a phone call from Hillary Clinton, then running against Barack Obama for the Democratic presidential nomination.
“Then, to make it crazier, Hillary Clinton called,” Daniels writes. “He had a whole conversation about the race, repeatedly mentioning ‘our plan’...
“Even while he was on the phone with Hillary, his attention kept going back to the sharks.”
He sounds like he's deformed
Fungi is gone on piles of detritus, so that's a byproduct of living off feces.
I see things like this as karma for trump. He always wanted to live as a "celebrity' hanging out with starlets and pornstars when he was 2 or 3 times their age. Appearing in a soft core porn Playboy video. And of course the conversation with Billy Bush where he claims that a starlet he has never seen will be overcome with a desire to kiss him as soon as he steps off the bus.
I couldn't care less about Stormy Daniels, but she is playing Trump's game and dragging his fat ass through the mud, which is how it should be.
Which is a schadenfreude that shouldn't be missed.
Why shouldn't she? trump started this lurid business when he talked about grabbing pussies and wanting to have sex with his daughter.
Stephanie, honey, you need a spa treatment complete with a decontamination session
Yes dear, God only knows what diseases you might have gotten from him.
Ever watch Star Trek:Enterprise?
The first season episode "Sleeping Dogs", Sato T'Pol, and Reed are trapped on a Klingon ship for a day or two. When they get back to the Enterprise, Dr Phlox makes them go in the Decon chamber for an hour or so and none of them want to leave it because as one of they put it "I've never felt so clean"
While it is a shame that Stormy opened the door to massive presidential degradation, I have to admit that I'm enjoying it with utter delight. After all, any opportunity to shame and debase the most useless man that ever abused oxygen is alright in my wheelhouse.