Burma Shave Signs
Burma Shave Signs
I'm sure that Burma Shave actually saved some lives. People laughed and then were more careful! It was a REAL "service" to America, even though it was an advertisement and it was one of the RARE "really useful" ones!
To my “Old-As-Dirt” friends and relatives who qualify.
For those who never saw any of the Burma Shave signs, here is a quick lesson in our history of the 1930's and '40's.
Before there were interstates, when everyone drove the old 2 lane roads, Burma Shave signs would be posted all over the countryside in farmers' fields. They were small red signs with white letters. Five signs, about 100 feet apart, each containing 1 line of a 4 line couplet and the obligatory 5th sign advertising Burma Shave, a popular shaving cream.
DON'T STICK YOUR ELBOW
OUT SO FAR
IT MAY GO HOME
IN ANOTHER CAR.
Burma Shave
TRAINS DON'T WANDER
ALL OVER THE MAP
'CAUSE NOBODY SITS
IN THE ENGINEER'S LAP.
Burma Shave
SHE KISSED THE HAIRBRUSH
BY MISTAKE
SHE THOUGHT IT WAS
HER HUSBAND JAKE.
Burma Shave
DON'T LOSE YOUR HEAD
TO GAIN A MINUTE
YOU NEED YOUR HEAD
YOUR BRAINS ARE IN IT.
Burma Shave
DROVE TOO LONG
DRIVER SNOOZING
WHAT HAPPENED NEXT
IS NOT AMUSING.
Burma Shave
BROTHER SPEEDER
LET'S REHEARSE
ALL TOGETHER
GOOD MORNING, NURSE.
Burma Shave
CAUTIOUS RIDER
TO HER RECKLESS DEAR
LET'S HAVE LESS BULL
AND A LITTLE MORE STEER.
Burma Shave
SPEED WAS HIGH
WEATHER WAS NOT
TIRES WERE THIN
X MARKS THE SPOT.
Burma Shave
THE MIDNIGHT RIDE
OF PAUL FOR BEER
LED TO A WARMER
HEMISPHERE.
Burma Shave
AROUND THE CURVE
LICKETY-SPLIT
BEAUTIFUL CAR
WASN'T IT?
Burma Shave
NO MATTER THE PRICE
NO MATTER HOW NEW
THE BEST SAFETY DEVICE
IN THE CAR IS YOU.
Burma Shave
A GUY WHO DRIVES
A CAR WIDE OPEN
IS NOT THINKIN'
HE'S JUST HOPING
Burma Shave
AT INTERSECTIONS
LOOK EACH WAY
A HARP SOUNDS NICE
BUT IT'S HARD TO PLAY.
Burma Shave
BOTH HANDS ON THE WHEEL
EYES ON THE ROAD
THAT'S THE SKILLFUL
DRIVER'S CODE.
Burma Shave
THE ONE WHO DRIVES
WHEN HE'S BEEN DRINKING
DEPENDS ON YOU
TO DO HIS THINKING.
Burma Shave
CAR IN DITCH
DRIVER IN TREE
THE MOON WAS FULL
AND SO WAS HE.
Burma Shave
PASSING SCHOOL ZONE
TAKE IT SLOW
LET OUR LITTLE
SHAVERS GROW.
Burma Shave
Do these bring back any old memories? If not, you're merely a child. If they do - then you're old as dirt . . . like me!
I loved reading them. Have a great day!
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Sent to me by my brother in an email. We remember seeing these signs on the sides of the highways. Do you? If so, you must be an old geezer like me.
I don't remember them but I remember not having to wear a seatbelt.
I first saw them in the early 1950s when my parents and I drove down to Florida for the first time. I was 16.
Pretty close. I'm about ten years younger and first started noticing them in the mid 50's. You might say they taught me to read.
SAID FARMER BROWN
WHO'S BALD ON TOP
I WISH I COULD
ROTATE THE CROP
Burma Shave
I'd forgotten all about Burma Shave and their ads....To funny and it reminds me of the Brylcreem ads, A little dab will do you.
You old geezers.
Nahhh, I remember a little bit. More soo the Brylcream.
nope, dont remember burma shave but my grandparents talked about them when I was a kid.
don't worry about being old, youth is wasted on the young
ROFL
A advertising campaign run amuck. Each line was spaced about a mile apart weren't they, so there was about a minute or so before you got to read then next line? Very popular entertainment on those long drives.
When I first heard about them, I got that they were a ad for shaving cream, but my young mind couldn't figure out why the U.S. had to import shaving cream from Burma.
Yeah, they did make long drives less boring. You kinda got to look forward for them.
"In this vale of toil and sin.
The head grows bald, but not the chin.
Burma Shave.
E.
Great memories, Buzz. Thanks.