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Space aliens are breeding with humans, university instructor says. Scientists say otherwise.

  

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Via:  perrie-halpern  •  5 years ago  •  115 comments

Space aliens are breeding with humans, university instructor says. Scientists say otherwise.
Outlandish claim has a secret breeding program creating alien-human hybrids who can survive climate change.

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By   Seth Shostak

Maybe you've never seen any space aliens, but recent polls indicate that up to 6 percent of Americans   claim to have been abducted   by them. The experience doesn't sound pleasant. The extraterrestrials are often said to take their captives to their saucers, lay them out on a table and extract sperm from the men and impregnate the women.

If you're familiar with   UFO lore , you know there are a couple of common explanations for these breeding experiments. One is that the aliens are in a reproductive bind on their home world: They can no longer successfully procreate and so have come to Earth to use humans as incubators to spawn alien offspring. The other is that the aliens are producing hybrid beings that will somehow help them take over our planet.

Scientists, of course, are dubious of such claims. After all, there's never been any good evidence that the abductions are taking place. No one ever seems to bring along a cellphone to take photos or to pocket an artifact from the saucers.

But an instructor at the University of Oxford in England believes the abductions are real. Young-hae Chi, who teaches Korean at the university, also claims to know what the aliens have in mind. In lectures given at the university, he says they're   creating alien-human hybrids as a hedge against climate change . To support his unorthodox theory, Chi notes that for several decades the number of reported alien abductions has risen. He bases this statement on the work of David Jacobs, a retired Temple University historian who has published several books on ufology and who runs the International Center for Abduction Research.

Jacobs has interviewed more than a thousand people who claim to have been abducted, using hypnotic regression that apparently allows them to recall their unearthly encounters with aliens. (Mind you, this too is controversial, and Jacobs himself admits that people should be skeptical of these recollections.)

Chi takes the claims at face value, and links the growing number of abductees cataloged by Jacobs to the   increase in atmospheric greenhouse gases . He doesn't imply a cause and effect: The abduction experiment is not responsible for global warming. Rather, it's a reaction to it. The extraterrestrials are producing hybrids that can better withstand the rigors of a toastier planet. By producing a new model of   Homo sapiens , this project would eliminate the need for difficult climate accords or elaborate   geoengineering projects . It would also help the aliens themselves — who are said to be living among us — by preserving the part of their DNA that's carried by the temperature-tolerant hybrids.

Of course, human-alien hybrids, no matter how well adapted to a warmer world, don't address the crux of the climate change problem. Even unimproved humans can handle hotter temperatures; after all, they already live in a plethora of steamy environments including the Congo, Amazonia and downtown Tucson.   Rising sea levels   could be dealt with too, by building dikes along the seaboards and writing off Miami Beach.

But it's the other inhabitants of the planet that are problematic — crops and   critters that will either migrate toward the poles or disappear altogether . These, after all, are essential to both our environment and our food supply. Does the Oxford instructor presume that these other earthly residents are also being re-engineered by the aliens?

In addition, Chi's argument rests on the fact that two things have simultaneously increased in the past several decades: the number of reported abductions and the concentration of atmospheric carbon dioxide. Of course, many other things have risen during this time, too — including the price of bacon and the number of TV channels. It's a big jump from a coincidence in timing to an alien project to produce a climate-resistant species.

Eventually, this weird theory will be vindicated or vanquished by observation. Chi says the reason we don't see the aliens is that they are largely unrecognizable. "The first generation hybrids still have physical features distinctive to aliens'" he told NBC News MACH in an email. "But from the second generation ... they have almost indistinguishable bodily features from those of humans, although they may still carry at least one fourth of alien genes."

The inability to discern anything odd about the appearance of the hybrids is both convenient and unconvincing. They live among us, but we don't notice. And meanwhile, the concentration of atmospheric carbon dioxide continues to climb. It seems unlikely that humanity will ultimately find this situation less threatening thanks to an alien re-build.

But still, you might want to check your 23andMe results. Maybe you're already a hybrid.


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Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Principal
1  seeder  Perrie Halpern R.A.    5 years ago

Shades of Whitney Schriber but with a twist. So many places to go with this one. 

 
 
 
epistte
Junior Guide
1.1  epistte  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @1    5 years ago
Shades of Whitney Schriber but with a twist. So many places to go with this one. 

This isn't the first time Ive heard about a supposed human-hybrid breading program. Google Dulce New Mexico and UFOs. 

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
1.1.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  epistte @1.1    5 years ago

I saw that on the History Channel. Apparently some guy survived a fire fight with the aliens but he ended up murdered in his own home after going on a speaking tour about it

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Principal
1.1.2  seeder  Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  Trout Giggles @1.1.1    5 years ago

That was an alien sleeper cell. 

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
Professor Guide
1.1.3  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Trout Giggles @1.1.1    5 years ago

There are a lot of bright professionals that are willing to explore the possibility of Intelligent Life on other Solar Systems because they have given up on finding any here, on Planet TRUMP

 
 
 
cjcold
Professor Quiet
1.1.4  cjcold  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @1.1.3    5 years ago

I've always known I was a superior specimen and mom liked sci-fi so........ 

 
 
 
epistte
Junior Guide
1.1.5  epistte  replied to  Trout Giggles @1.1.1    5 years ago
I saw that on the History Channel. Apparently some guy survived a fire fight with the aliens but he ended up murdered in his own home after going on a speaking tour about it

I give what I have read about Dulce NM about 1% chance of being true, but it is good science fiction if you look at it that way. 

 
 
 
JohnRussell
Professor Principal
2  JohnRussell    5 years ago

Back in the day , people believed that witches were controlling everything, in the "space age", the myth has been passed to "aliens". 

If thousands of people have been kidnapped by aliens, taken up to spaceships and used for breeding, why is there no evidence of it other than "memories"? 

 
 
 
Bob Nelson
Professor Guide
4  Bob Nelson    5 years ago

Flat Earth, young Earth, space aliens, Bigfoot,  ... 

We have a large portion of our "leaders" who actively denigrate science and fact-based analyses. (I'll seed later on this morning about the latest EPA rules emasculation.)

There's no longer any opprobrium attached to crazy ideas: just ignore reality, invent facts, ...

 
 
 
dave-2693993
Junior Quiet
5  dave-2693993    5 years ago

They Live

 
 
 
TᵢG
Professor Principal
6  TᵢG    5 years ago

For many people, if they want to believe something they most definitely will find a way to do so.

 
 
 
dave-2693993
Junior Quiet
6.1  dave-2693993  replied to  TᵢG @6    5 years ago

Of course a public opinion poll is good enough for definitive validation too.

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Principal
6.2  seeder  Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  TᵢG @6    5 years ago
 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
6.2.1  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @6.2    5 years ago

Don't laugh. It just might not be a joke.  Dave also posted this earlier.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
7  Buzz of the Orient    5 years ago

Oh come on everybody. It's all crap.  We're ALL aliens, with those we call Adam and Eve having been sent here on a spaceship from a dying planet (like Superman).  In a "questions" seed I posted a short time ago there is an answer to the theory of evolution.  The question was asked "If we descended from apes, why are there apes today?"

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Principal
7.1  seeder  Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @7    5 years ago
"If we descended from apes, why are there apes today?"

At the Bronx Zoo?

 
 
 
dave-2693993
Junior Quiet
7.2  dave-2693993  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @7    5 years ago

Alice Roberts has a lecture for that.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
7.2.1  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  dave-2693993 @7.2    5 years ago

Yes, she tells a nice story about 8 million years of evolution, but I'm sticking to my theory. LOL

 
 
 
dave-2693993
Junior Quiet
7.2.2  dave-2693993  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @7.2.1    5 years ago

Found a good one for you.

She is very entertaining while also very knowledgeable.

What Makes Me Human

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
7.2.3  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  dave-2693993 @7.2.2    5 years ago

I appreciate your attempt, but I'm unable to open it.  YouTube is blocked where I am, as is FaceBook, Twitter, Google, and now I regret to say Wikipedia, even if it has been under criticism lately.

 
 
 
dave-2693993
Junior Quiet
7.2.4  dave-2693993  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @7.2.3    5 years ago

Try searching for:

Christmas Lectures 2018: What Makes Me Human? - Alice Roberts and Aoife McLysaght

Yt is actually made for school children, but still very good.

 
 
 
dave-2693993
Junior Quiet
7.2.5  dave-2693993  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @7.2.3    5 years ago

Side note; I tend to think most who have issue with Wikipedia may not understand the significance of footnotes.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
7.2.6  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  dave-2693993 @7.2.4    5 years ago

Found it on Ecosia, but it's on vimeo which I cannot open. I think I would need to see a text version.

 
 
 
dave-2693993
Junior Quiet
7.2.8  dave-2693993  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @7.2.6    5 years ago

I'll try sending you a Private Note of the transcript...then hit the hay.

I'll check later to see it it comes through.

 
 
 
dave-2693993
Junior Quiet
7.2.9  dave-2693993  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @7.2.6    5 years ago

It's too long to post.

I'll have to fiddle with it later.

 
 
 
dave-2693993
Junior Quiet
8  dave-2693993    5 years ago
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Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Principal
8.1  seeder  Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  dave-2693993 @8    5 years ago

Actually, this has been going on for a while. England's RAF has reported the same thing. 

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
Professor Expert
8.1.1  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @8.1    5 years ago

Don't forget about Roswell.

 
 
 
cjcold
Professor Quiet
8.1.2  cjcold  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @8.1.1    5 years ago

Currently reading a book by Col. Phillip J. Corso (ret) called The Day After Roswell. He was in Army Intelligence and headed up R&D studying the remains of the Roswell crash and makes a pretty good case for its reality.

 
 
 
Bob Nelson
Professor Guide
8.1.3  Bob Nelson  replied to  cjcold @8.1.2    5 years ago
The Day After Roswell

You can read it here .

Be advised that the book made the grade on The Guardian's Top 10 literary hoaxes , back when it was fresh:

8. The Day After Roswell

... or how the legendary flying-saucer crash outside Roswell, New Mexico in 1947 helped America win the cold war. Retired colonel Philip Corso had, he claimed in these colourful 1997 memoirs, worked on alien technology recovered from the crash, and managed to obtain a glowing blurb for the book from a US senator. The senator later claimed that he'd been deceived by Corso - his testimonial had been written for a different book altogether - and his plug was removed from later editions.
 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
8.1.4  Trout Giggles  replied to  Bob Nelson @8.1.3    5 years ago
or how the legendary flying-saucer crash outside Roswell, New Mexico in 1947 helped America win the cold war.

Ok.....maybe 45 years later and I don't believe the Soviets had the H-bomb in 1947, did they?

I could be wrong

 
 
 
Bob Nelson
Professor Guide
8.1.5  Bob Nelson  replied to  Trout Giggles @8.1.4    5 years ago

The USSR conducted its first nuclear weapon test (A-bomb, not H-) in secret on August 29, 1947.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
8.1.6  Trout Giggles  replied to  Bob Nelson @8.1.5    5 years ago

Ok...what month did Roswell happen? (Yes, I know, I could wiki it, but I'm lazy)

 
 
 
Bob Nelson
Professor Guide
8.1.7  Bob Nelson  replied to  Trout Giggles @8.1.6    5 years ago

O-o-o-p-s... 1949...

Two years after Roswell.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
8.1.8  Trout Giggles  replied to  Bob Nelson @8.1.7    5 years ago

Thank-you. Now aren't you glad I made you go look it up?

 
 
 
Bob Nelson
Professor Guide
8.1.9  Bob Nelson  replied to  Trout Giggles @8.1.8    5 years ago

I knew Roswell. I thought the first Soviet test was in 1948. So... yes. I prefer getting it right.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
8.1.10  Trout Giggles  replied to  Bob Nelson @8.1.9    5 years ago

You're a good egg, Bob

 
 
 
Bob Nelson
Professor Guide
8.1.11  Bob Nelson  replied to  Trout Giggles @8.1.10    5 years ago

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dave-2693993
Junior Quiet
8.2  dave-2693993  replied to  dave-2693993 @8    5 years ago

What happened there?

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
10  Trout Giggles    5 years ago

I've seen two UFOs in my lifetime. But why have I never been abducted? Is there something wrong with me?

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Principal
10.1  seeder  Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  Trout Giggles @10    5 years ago

Totally normal. 

 
 
 
Dismayed Patriot
Professor Quiet
10.2  Dismayed Patriot  replied to  Trout Giggles @10    5 years ago
But why have I never been abducted? Is there something wrong with me?

Probe-ably... Perhaps you were wearing the wrong pumps..?

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
10.2.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  Dismayed Patriot @10.2    5 years ago

Well....since I don't wear pumps....

 
 
 
epistte
Junior Guide
10.2.2  epistte  replied to  Dismayed Patriot @10.2    5 years ago
Probe-ably... Perhaps you were wearing the wrong pumps..?

Do little grey aliens have a foot fetish?

 
 
 
epistte
Junior Guide
10.2.4  epistte  replied to  Release The Kraken @10.2.3    5 years ago
Not sure but there is nothing grosser than an attractive woman with bad feet, yellow toe nails or super foot talons. If you are going to wear sandals, puuuulease have a group of Vietnamese ladies work on those nasty things.

My pedicured tootsies are the perfect shade of peachy pink, even if it is chipped.  I do need to put more moisturizer on my heels because they are dry.

 
 
 
katrix
Sophomore Participates
10.2.6  katrix  replied to  Release The Kraken @10.2.5    5 years ago

I'm trying to figure out how you know that nail technicians are almost always Vietnamese.  You're correct, but .... do you get pedicures?

I hate them.  I'm too ticklish.  I always grab onto the arms of the chair and make stupid faces and noises and everyone tries not to stare at me.  One time I jammed the poor nail technician's finger.

 
 
 
epistte
Junior Guide
10.2.7  epistte  replied to  Release The Kraken @10.2.5    5 years ago
Oh thank gosh.....

It looks kind of like this, but it's not this color.  I haven't bought any nail polish for almost a year.

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Principal
10.2.8  seeder  Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  katrix @10.2.6    5 years ago

I do no girly things but I do get a pedicure. I hate feet, so anything to make them look better. LOL. 

Also, I have to attract a good alien mate. 

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
10.2.9  Trout Giggles  replied to  katrix @10.2.6    5 years ago

I need a pedicure right now. Also, a haircut and a facial.

I'm falling apart

 
 
 
katrix
Sophomore Participates
10.2.11  katrix  replied to  epistte @10.2.7    5 years ago

I like OPI's "I'm Not Really a Waitress" for my toes.

 
 
 
katrix
Sophomore Participates
10.2.12  katrix  replied to  Trout Giggles @10.2.9    5 years ago

I've done my own toes and feet so far this year ... I'll probably get a pedi soon, though. 

I think facials are overrated for the price.  It weirded me out when I got one and the technician told me how "expressing the pores" (meaning squeezing out blackheads or whatever) is the part of the job she loves.  Ick.

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
10.2.13  Ender  replied to  epistte @10.2.4    5 years ago

Have the little fishes that nibble on the feet.

 
 
 
epistte
Junior Guide
10.2.16  epistte  replied to  Ender @10.2.13    5 years ago
Have the little fishes that nibble on the feet.

My feet are very ticklish. That idea also sounds gross.

 I have something that looks like this to smooth away callouses and dry areas on my feet. 

 
 
 
katrix
Sophomore Participates
10.2.18  katrix  replied to  Release The Kraken @10.2.17    5 years ago

I do too - and it doesn't tickle when I do it.  But when the nail tech does it ... watch out.

 
 
 
epistte
Junior Guide
10.2.19  epistte  replied to  katrix @10.2.11    5 years ago
"I'm Not Really a Waitress"

I'm not bold enough to wear that color.  I usually stick to pinks, skin tones, and peach colors.  I love OPI because it doesn't chip as easily and it lasts, even if it costs 2-3 times as much as what you buy in a drug store. 

I used to wear fire engine red on my toes in the summer but I think that I'm too old for that. 

I actually used nail polish red to touch up a chip on an old car and it worked perfectly.

 
 
 
katrix
Sophomore Participates
10.2.20  katrix  replied to  epistte @10.2.19    5 years ago

I wouldn't wear it on my fingernails, but I think it's fine for toes.  And hah!

 
 
 
epistte
Junior Guide
10.2.21  epistte  replied to  Release The Kraken @10.2.17    5 years ago
Who started this derail?

Trout and I did, in 10.2.1/2

 
 
 
katrix
Sophomore Participates
10.2.22  katrix  replied to  Ender @10.2.13    5 years ago
Have the little fishes that nibble on the feet.

They've banned that in a lot of areas.  Turns out it's a good way to get infections - those fish tanks are breeding grounds for bacteria being spread from person to person.

In the summer when I'm in the river, sometimes the minnows will nibble at my feet - it's so cute!

 
 
 
epistte
Junior Guide
10.2.23  epistte  replied to  katrix @10.2.20    5 years ago
I wouldn't wear it on my fingernails, but I think it's fine for toes.  And hah!

This is the red color. My bottle is about 12 years old but still works great.

 
 
 
epistte
Junior Guide
10.2.25  epistte  replied to  Release The Kraken @10.2.24    5 years ago
Well done.

 Thank you. I never do anything halfway.

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Principal
10.2.26  seeder  Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  epistte @10.2.21    5 years ago
Trout and I did, in 10.2.1/2

How dare she? Let's fry that fish, LOL!

 
 
 
epistte
Junior Guide
10.2.27  epistte  replied to  katrix @10.2.22    5 years ago
In the summer when I'm in the river, sometimes the minnows will nibble at my feet - it's so cute!

I would scream loud enough to be heard if a different area code if that happened. I fell in a river once from a kayak and when I got back in the boat I had a crayfish on my shoelaces. He was cute but I tossed him back in the water.

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
10.2.30  Ender  replied to  katrix @10.2.22    5 years ago
In the summer when I'm in the river, sometimes the minnows will nibble at my feet

The natural way.  Haha  

They do that here too. We swim, well soak, at a sand bar on the river. They will come up and peck on you. I have gotten hit by bigger fish, They almost slam into you.

Sand is good for cleaning the hands too.

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
10.2.31  Kavika   replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @10.2.26    5 years ago

Proof positive that aliens and humans have mated...

 
 
 
Dismayed Patriot
Professor Quiet
10.2.32  Dismayed Patriot  replied to  epistte @10.2.2    5 years ago
Do little grey aliens have a foot fetish?

I'm sure they appreciate "come probe me pumps" same as any other hot blooded biped...

 
 
 
epistte
Junior Guide
10.2.33  epistte  replied to  Dismayed Patriot @10.2.32    5 years ago
I'm sure they appreciate "come probe me pumps" same as any other hot blooded biped...

If I spent $800 on a pair of 5" Louboutins would that be worth a 5 light year journey to see me wear them? Do they like pumps or thigh high boots?

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
10.2.34  Trout Giggles  replied to  Release The Kraken @10.2.15    5 years ago

Totally agree!

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
10.2.35  Trout Giggles  replied to  epistte @10.2.19    5 years ago
I used to wear fire engine red on my toes in the summer but I think that I'm too old for that.

No you are not! I wear Day-Glo orange on my toenails and get great compliments.

My fingernails are a different story. I try to keep them as professional as possible so a french tip shellac is the most I will do

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
10.2.36  Trout Giggles  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @10.2.26    5 years ago
Let's fry that fish, LOL!

I got fried 2 weekends ago when I went fishing. Both externally and internally

 
 
 
Bob Nelson
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10.2.37  Bob Nelson  replied to  Trout Giggles @10.2.36    5 years ago

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Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
10.2.38  Trout Giggles  replied to  Bob Nelson @10.2.37    5 years ago

I get it. It's Dski's "rim shot"

 
 
 
Bob Nelson
Professor Guide
10.2.39  Bob Nelson  replied to  Trout Giggles @10.2.38    5 years ago
Dski's "rim shot"

It's the drum riff after a late-night host's joke... badda-ba-badda-ba-boom!

 
 
 
epistte
Junior Guide
10.2.40  epistte  replied to  Bob Nelson @10.2.37    5 years ago

How do you post emoticons like that?  Every time I try it they don't appear.

TIA.

 
 
 
Bob Nelson
Professor Guide
10.2.41  Bob Nelson  replied to  epistte @10.2.40    5 years ago

1 Post an emoticon using the button above: jrSmiley_100_smiley_image.jpg

2 Open the HTML text-box (marked with "<>", above).

3 Copy/paste whatever emoticon you desire, in place of the boldface in <img src=" " style="height:28px;" title="Cool" >
    (I have a ton of emoticons in reserve and it's easy to google)

4 Adjust the size, by raising or lowering the "28px"

5 Close the HTML box with "OK"

 
 
 
TᵢG
Professor Principal
10.2.42  TᵢG  replied to  epistte @10.2.40    5 years ago

Alternatively:

  1. Copy an emoji ( really, any jpeg or png image or gif ) from whatever source you have.
  2. Paste it in the edit box ... for example ... right here ... tenor.gif
  3. Click on the emoticon to get the resize handles if you wish to resize it.   
  4. Click on the emoticon and align it with the alignment controls in the editor toolbar, if you so choose.
 
 
 
cjcold
Professor Quiet
10.3  cjcold  replied to  Trout Giggles @10    5 years ago

Had a close encounter once but was armed so didn't get abducted.

 
 
 
Enoch
Masters Quiet
11  Enoch    5 years ago

At KFC I witnessed a UFO (Unidentified Frying Object).

As for the alien breeding program, I have been to wine tastings at vineyards.

After three samples consumed by participants I observed behaviors for which I could not formally account. 

Now it all makes sense.

I am off to Foot Locker, in search of Sasquatch.

Enoch, Tying my Cappizzios.  

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
Professor Principal
11.1  seeder  Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  Enoch @11    5 years ago

Find a big pair. You might need it

 
 
 
Enoch
Masters Quiet
11.1.1  Enoch  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @11.1    5 years ago

LOL.

Probably.

E.

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
11.1.2  Kavika   replied to  Enoch @11.1.1    5 years ago

I'd also get hi tops since the BS is getting pretty deep in here. 

 
 
 
epistte
Junior Guide
11.1.3  epistte  replied to  Kavika @11.1.2    5 years ago
I'd also get hi tops since the BS is getting pretty deep in here. 

You might need soon.

 
 
 
Kavika
Professor Principal
11.1.5  Kavika   replied to  epistte @11.1.3    5 years ago

Shaazam, those hi tops can survive a shit storm of epic proportions. 

 
 
 
luther28
Sophomore Silent
12  luther28    5 years ago

Space aliens are breeding with humans

Well if nothing else it might explain the bizarre behavior of humankind of late.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
12.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  luther28 @12    5 years ago

There are some ugly assed people out walking amongst us

 
 
 
luther28
Sophomore Silent
12.1.1  luther28  replied to  Trout Giggles @12.1    5 years ago

I may have seen one at Walmart last week, well large arsed at least.

 
 
 
The Magic 8 Ball
Masters Quiet
13  The Magic 8 Ball    5 years ago
alien-human hybrids who can survive climate change.

that is one problem solved...lol

cheers :)

 
 
 
Ender
Professor Principal
15  Ender    5 years ago

Never understood why aliens would travel light years, just to perform an anal probe.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
Professor Principal
15.2  Trout Giggles  replied to  Ender @15    5 years ago

Because they have fetishes

 
 

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