Breaking Beto News: Beto Live Streams Himself Cooking a Burger

  
By:  badfish-hd-h-u  •  4 weeks ago  •  65 comments

Breaking Beto News: Beto Live Streams Himself Cooking a Burger

Beto Shows the world he's just like everyone else except no guy from Texas cooks a burger on the stove in August when every Texan has a grill on their patio. 

Enjoy the video!

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†hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh
1  author  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh    4 weeks ago

Just a regular guy cooking burgers ya'll!

 
 
 
Vic Eldred
1.1  Vic Eldred  replied to  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh @1    4 weeks ago

We get to see this moron doing so many things, working out, making a meal, skateboarding and going to the dentist. He still has his 1%, thus I suppose we will be subjected to more. Beto & Biden! Biden dosen't know what state he's in. This used to be a major political party!

 
 
 
flameaway
1.1.1  flameaway  replied to  Vic Eldred @1.1    4 weeks ago

If this dude can't fly a baby killing drone like Obama, walk into doors like GW, or glow orange like Trump... how is he distract "Merica" for the bank robber banks?

 
 
 
squiggy
1.2  squiggy  replied to  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh @1    4 weeks ago

Did he put that on an english muffin? Anyhow, it looks like Obama firing a shotgun - with a black powder charge.

 
 
 
Texan1211
2  Texan1211    4 weeks ago

Broccoli with a burger?

And he calls himself a TEXAN?

WTF?

LMFAO!

 
 
 
†hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh
2.1  author  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh  replied to  Texan1211 @2    4 weeks ago

It's clear that Beto doesn't have a grill on his patio. He just lost the state of Texas. No one cooks a burger in a long sleeve rolled up in doors on the stove ever in the state. It's cooked properly on the grill, in a pair of shorts with a beer in hand.

 
 
 
Texan1211
2.1.1  Texan1211  replied to  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh @2.1    4 weeks ago

True!!

I grill year round--every week I cook steaks on at least one of my days off.

The only exception comes when I smoke brisket, ribs, sausage, and chicken.

 
 
 
flameaway
2.2  flameaway  replied to  Texan1211 @2    4 weeks ago

He's a trend setter.  In a few years the new program data will be downloaded into the collective Texan brain and you to will all be cooking broccoli burgers.

Which is exactly what Beto is waiting for. Then he will start grilling rotisserie jackalopes...

At this point every Texan will die of hunger due to being unable to conform.

Jackalopes are an endangered species.

I've hunted them for years and have only ever seen the one I caught for Beto as part of our master plan to depopulate Texas.

 
 
 
WallyW
2.2.1  WallyW  replied to  flameaway @2.2    4 weeks ago

I think jackalopes have gone the way of the snipes.

220px-Jackalope%2C_Douglas%2C_Wyoming_06

 
 
 
It Is ME
3  It Is ME    4 weeks ago

And they say a "college education" is worth nothing anymore ! jrSmiley_97_smiley_image.gif

Pretty "THIN" burgers. jrSmiley_18_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
†hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh
3.1  author  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh  replied to  It Is ME @3    4 weeks ago

He wanted to deep throat a tofu bratwurst but his campaign talked him into this.

 
 
 
flameaway
3.1.1  flameaway  replied to  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh @3.1    4 weeks ago

Deep throated tofu bratwurst is excellent with a splattering of mayo.

But I don't have to tell a Texan that.

 
 
 
Texan1211
3.1.2  Texan1211  replied to  flameaway @3.1.1    4 weeks ago
But I don't have to tell a Texan that.

well, at least you got that right.

No need to tell a Texan because no self-respecting Texan would know or give a damn about tofu.

 
 
 
flameaway
3.1.3  flameaway  replied to  Texan1211 @3.1.2    4 weeks ago

"He wanted to deep throat a tofu bratwurst but his campaign talked him into this."

I kind of thought the person that made that comment was pro texan... so I was teasing. Seemed like this is kind of a jokey article.

Are they from Texas?

If they are, a Texan is the one that brought up deep throating tofu bratwurst about another Texan.  In that case it would appear that either you aren't actually a Texan... or you are uncomfortable with me knowing that deep throating tofu bratwurst is deeply embedded in the Texan consciousness.

I'm afraid I don't know how to judge until I find out if the bratwurst person is from Texas as I suspect from his/her interest in Beto... I had to look the dude up.

Most people that are interested in local politicians are...

You know... local.

 
 
 
Texan1211
3.1.4  Texan1211  replied to  flameaway @3.1.3    4 weeks ago

If you had to "look up" Beto, that says more about your lack of knowledge of current events than it does the seeder.

Well, in any case, since apparently you don't know, Beto is running for the Democratic nomination for President. He was also the guy who got liberal hearts all a-flutter when he ran for Senator from Texas. He was the latest incarnation of one who was surely going to turn Texas purple if not blue!

 
 
 
flameaway
3.1.5  flameaway  replied to  Texan1211 @3.1.4    4 weeks ago

So, I'm not an expert on an election I'm not voting in.  I should probably be taken out and Texaned by a tofu bratwurst until I'm brought into line.

 
 
 
Texan1211
3.1.6  Texan1211  replied to  flameaway @3.1.5    4 weeks ago
So, I'm not an expert on an election I'm not voting in.

Me, neither, but I do know which clowns are running for the Democratic nomination.

I should probably be taken out and Texaned by a tofu bratwurst until I'm brought into line.

Now, see, THERE is an area you seem expert in. AT least according to your own words:

Deep throated tofu bratwurst is excellent with a splattering of mayo.

Enjoy, buddy!

 
 
 
flameaway
3.1.7  flameaway  replied to  Texan1211 @3.1.6    4 weeks ago

Thanks I think I will. 

I don't care who is running in the election.  You do. It's important to you.  Not me.

Just like the idea of deep throating a tofu brat bothers you. 

Doesn't bother me... I mean after all it's just a tofu brat, not an eight inch erect penis.

Most people that eat a tofu brat are going to not just deep throat it.  But deep stomach it.

Maybe you should explain why you think this is a problem?

But I'd be careful because the conversation is going to involve large erect penises and at a guess homophobia.

You are showing symptoms of being a little uncomfortable with such conversations... even in jest.

 
 
 
squiggy
3.1.8  squiggy  replied to  Texan1211 @3.1.6    4 weeks ago

The Russians have landed.

 
 
 
Texan1211
3.1.9  Texan1211  replied to  flameaway @3.1.7    4 weeks ago
Just like the idea of deep throating a tofu brat bothers you.

Doesn't bother me. I don't care what you do with your brat.

Enjoy it however your little heart desires!

 
 
 
Sparty On
3.1.10  Sparty On  replied to  flameaway @3.1.7    4 weeks ago
I don't care who is running in the election.

Why would you?   Since you don't live in the USA.

 
 
 
flameaway
3.1.11  flameaway  replied to  Sparty On @3.1.10    4 weeks ago

When did I say I don't live in the USA?

 
 
 
Sparty On
3.1.12  Sparty On  replied to  flameaway @3.1.11    4 weeks ago

Not that it matters because we likely won't get the truth but do you?

My guess is you hail from somewhere in or around Euro-trashland.

 
 
 
flameaway
3.1.13  flameaway  replied to  Sparty On @3.1.12    4 weeks ago

I don't share personal information online.  Too many kooks.

Not sure why you think I'm a liar.  Have you caught me lying?

 
 
 
Sparty On
3.1.14  Sparty On  replied to  flameaway @3.1.13    4 weeks ago
I don't share personal information online.

Lol yeah, that's what i thought.    It is pretty dangerous to share what country you're from online.   No doubt about it.   Thats some really scary shit to be sure!

Not sure why you think I'm a liar.

Did i call you a liar?

  Have you caught me lying?

Did i say i caught you lying?

 
 
 
flameaway
3.1.15  flameaway  replied to  Sparty On @3.1.14    4 weeks ago

"Not that it matters because we likely won't get the truth but do you?"

You implied I would lie.

When I choose not to give you the information you wanted. You didn't like that either.

Have a nice day.

 
 
 
Sparty On
3.1.16  Sparty On  replied to  flameaway @3.1.15    4 weeks ago

Lol, not very smooth.   You're suppose to ease your way in if you want to extend your fishing expedition.

Have a nice day.

Why thank you brudder, you have a great day as well.   Think i'm gonna pop a few caps after work tonite.  

I'll put a few downrange for you.   And no need to thank me, you are most welcome!

 
 
 
flameaway
3.1.17  flameaway  replied to  Sparty On @3.1.16    4 weeks ago

Have fun.

 
 
 
Sparty On
3.1.18  Sparty On  replied to  flameaway @3.1.17    4 weeks ago

Most definitely

 
 
 
squiggy
3.1.19  squiggy  replied to  Sparty On @3.1.18    3 weeks ago

Aw, man. Ya hurt his feelins.

 
 
 
JohnRussell
4  JohnRussell    4 weeks ago

Does this mean we are going to have a week's worth of articles about Beto's hamburgers?  All that will do is make everyone hungry.

 
 
 
†hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh
4.1  author  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh  replied to  JohnRussell @4    4 weeks ago

Probably, stay tuned for Beto mows his lawn for the first time.

 
 
 
It Is ME
4.1.1  It Is ME  replied to  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh @4.1    4 weeks ago
Probably, stay tuned for Beto mows his lawn for the first time.

Didn't they call that a "Hair cut" ?

He (Simpsons) did it !

 
 
 
Kathleen
4.1.2  Kathleen  replied to  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh @4.1    4 weeks ago

Better then years of anti Trump articles we have to look at.

 
 
 
flameaway
4.1.3  flameaway  replied to  Kathleen @4.1.2    4 weeks ago

Anti Trump?  That's crazy talk. Trump is the most awesome thing to happen to the USA in its entire history.

We get to watch one orange dude with orangutan ass hair stapled to his head destroy an empire it took Ronald McDonald over two hundred years to build.

Watching the Trump presidency is like binge watching videos of building demolitions.

When he's done there won't be nothing but a cloud of dust, a pile of rubble and a MAGA hat.

And "Murica" will finally be great again.

Last time was 1491.

 
 
 
Texan1211
4.1.4  Texan1211  replied to  flameaway @4.1.3    4 weeks ago

R-I-g-h-t.

Because the sky is falling, Trump has us in multiple wars by now, including a nuclear one, unemployment is rising rapidly, stock market completely crashed, and we only have 12 years to save the entire planet.

 
 
 
flameaway
4.1.5  flameaway  replied to  Texan1211 @4.1.4    4 weeks ago

"Because the sky is falling, Trump has us in multiple wars by now, including a nuclear one, unemployment is rising rapidly, stock market completely crashed, and we only have 12 years to save the entire planet."

Trump has us in multiple wars?  Which ones did he start?

I had no idea we were in a nuclear war.

I must seek shelter.

Maybe we can continue this after the apocalypse?

 
 
 
Texan1211
4.1.6  Texan1211  replied to  flameaway @4.1.5    4 weeks ago

Just part of the hyperbole people who hate Trump engage in.

Surely you haven't been out of the loop for so long that you don't remember all the horrible predictions Democrats made about a Trump Presidency?

 
 
 
flameaway
4.1.7  flameaway  replied to  Texan1211 @4.1.6    4 weeks ago

Democrats and Republican made a living saying stupid shyte.  I let that pass under my ayss where it belongs.

This whole authoritarian game they play.  Both sides want to tell everyone else what to do without any solid justification that I can find to do so...

Unless you count force.

Because all this nation BS is founded in force... not rights... not divine gifts... not isms...

It's all founded in greed and supported by violence.

I'll be happy to listen to different POVs but I don't see that anything I've said in this comment is even slightly controversial.

 
 
 
Texan1211
4.1.8  Texan1211  replied to  flameaway @4.1.7    4 weeks ago

I responded to your post where you did the exact same thing.

Remember this?

We get to watch one orange dude with orangutan ass hair stapled to his head destroy an empire it took Ronald McDonald over two hundred years to build.
Watching the Trump presidency is like binge watching videos of building demolitions.
When he's done there won't be nothing but a cloud of dust, a pile of rubble and a MAGA hat.
And "Murica" will finally be great again.
Last time was 1491.
 
 
 
flameaway
4.1.9  flameaway  replied to  Texan1211 @4.1.8    4 weeks ago

Again tofu induced humor blindness. 

Ronald McDonald has not been involved in the building of the USA for two hundred years. 

That was a clew...

 
 
 
Texan1211
4.1.10  Texan1211  replied to  flameaway @4.1.9    4 weeks ago

We definitely have vast differences of opinion as to what constitutes humor.

 
 
 
flameaway
4.1.11  flameaway  replied to  Texan1211 @4.1.10    4 weeks ago

That happens.

 
 
 
cms5
5  cms5    4 weeks ago

Burgers on an English Muffin? Well, I guess...since there's broccoli on the plate. Ewwwww

Three frying pans for 5 burgers? Maybe, instead of running for President...he can make an appearance on Worst Cooks in America on the Food Network...they learn quite a bit on that show!

 
 
 
Ronin2
5.1  Ronin2  replied to  cms5 @5    4 weeks ago

I was wondering what bread he was using. Guess he has to prove how cultured he is. No regular hamburger buns for him!

Thought he was part of the "green new deal" nut brigade? 3 burners for 5 burgers cannot be energy efficient.

 
 
 
cms5
5.1.1  cms5  replied to  Ronin2 @5.1    4 weeks ago
Thought he was part of the "green new deal" nut brigade? 3 burners for 5 burgers cannot be energy efficient.

Wait...you're right! He is touting the 'green new deal' BS, errr, I mean...mantra. Is that beef he's cooking? Another, GND no-no. As for the burners...well, that is a gas stove, so maybe he's trying to use up all of the natural gas before starting the GND.

 
 
 
JaneDoe
5.2  JaneDoe  replied to  cms5 @5    4 weeks ago
Burgers on an English Muffin?

I noticed that too. No mistaking those nooks and crannies. 

 
 
 
Sparty On
5.2.1  Sparty On  replied to  JaneDoe @5.2    4 weeks ago

Yeah i did to.   Weird and probably gluten free as well.

Beto is such a tool!

 
 
 
It Is ME
6  It Is ME    4 weeks ago

Did his "College Education" not teach him that more than two burgers will fit in one pan ? jrSmiley_55_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
Don Overton
6.1  Don Overton  replied to  It Is ME @6    4 weeks ago

And how do you cook a burger

 
 
 
It Is ME
6.1.1  It Is ME  replied to  Don Overton @6.1    4 weeks ago

If it's in a pan, a minimum of 4. jrSmiley_97_smiley_image.gif

It doesn't require "ASS-burger disease" to figure it out !

 
 
 
†hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh
6.1.2  author  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh  replied to  Don Overton @6.1    4 weeks ago
And how do you cook a burger

Outside on a grill on the patio like every other Texan!

 
 
 
flameaway
6.1.3  flameaway  replied to  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh @6.1.2    4 weeks ago

Why don't Texans have houses?

 
 
 
flameaway
6.1.4  flameaway  replied to  Don Overton @6.1    4 weeks ago

How do you cook a burger?

I use my George Foreman grill, and it's made me a super heavyweight boxer

256

Barbarians cook outside.

And some Texans.

jrSmiley_55_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
Texan1211
6.1.5  Texan1211  replied to  flameaway @6.1.3    4 weeks ago
Why don't Texans have houses?

SMMFH

Sigh.

patio
[ˈpadēˌō]

NOUN
a paved outdoor area adjoining a house.
"the dining room looks out to a small patio" · [more]
synonyms:
terrace · courtyard · veranda · loggia · court · plaza · quadrangle · quad · cloister · sun deck · deck · porch · sleepout · stoep · lanai · peristyle
a roofless inner courtyard in a Spanish or Spanish-American house.

Now that you know what a patio is, do you still need to ask such an inane question?

 
 
 
flameaway
6.1.6  flameaway  replied to  Texan1211 @6.1.5    4 weeks ago

You do get that this is a joke article?

Does tofu consumption diminish the ability to take a joke?

 
 
 
Texan1211
6.1.7  Texan1211  replied to  flameaway @6.1.6    4 weeks ago
Does tofu consumption diminish the ability to take a joke?

I will leave that for you to decide on your own with your expertise on tofu.

 
 
 
Kathleen
7  Kathleen    4 weeks ago

I cannot eat a hamburger unless it’s done on the grill. I like mine with just ketchup and raw onions. 

Same goes for a steak, I like that charcoal taste.

I don’t know what it is about outdoor cooking.... but I simply love it!

 
 
 
Sparty On
8  Sparty On    4 weeks ago

It's probably one of those veggie burgers .... some of which aren't too bad in a pinch.

 
 
 
flameaway
8.1  flameaway  replied to  Sparty On @8    4 weeks ago

Veggie burgers... what are you Beto ORourke or something?

 
 
 
Sparty On
8.1.1  Sparty On  replied to  flameaway @8.1    4 weeks ago

Yes, i'm Beto and i'm coming for your women .......

 
 
 
KDMichigan
8.2  KDMichigan  replied to  Sparty On @8    4 weeks ago
It's probably one of those veggie burgers

On a English muffin yet....

 
 
 
Sparty On
8.2.1  Sparty On  replied to  KDMichigan @8.2    4 weeks ago

I know .... weird eh?

 
 
 
†hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh
8.2.2  author  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh  replied to  Sparty On @8.2.1    3 weeks ago

Beto likes the muffins....

 
 
 
Sparty On
8.2.3  Sparty On  replied to  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh @8.2.2    3 weeks ago

Tops only or bottoms as well .... ????

 
 
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