Beto Shows the world he's just like everyone else except no guy from Texas cooks a burger on the stove in August when every Texan has a grill on their patio.
He's a trend setter. In a few years the new program data will be downloaded into the collective Texan brain and you to will all be cooking broccoli burgers.
Which is exactly what Beto is waiting for. Then he will start grilling rotisserie jackalopes...
At this point every Texan will die of hunger due to being unable to conform.
Jackalopes are an endangered species.
I've hunted them for years and have only ever seen the one I caught for Beto as part of our master plan to depopulate Texas.
Burgers on an English Muffin? Well, I guess...since there's broccoli on the plate. Ewwwww
Three frying pans for 5 burgers? Maybe, instead of running for President...he can make an appearance on Worst Cooks in America on the Food Network...they learn quite a bit on that show!
Thought he was part of the "green new deal" nut brigade? 3 burners for 5 burgers cannot be energy efficient.
Wait...you're right! He is touting the 'green new deal' BS, errr, I mean...mantra. Is that beef he's cooking? Another, GND no-no. As for the burners...well, that is a gas stove, so maybe he's trying to use up all of the natural gas before starting the GND.
NOUN a paved outdoor area adjoining a house. "the dining room looks out to a small patio" · [more] synonyms: terrace · courtyard · veranda · loggia · court · plaza · quadrangle · quad · cloister · sun deck · deck · porch · sleepout · stoep · lanai · peristyle a roofless inner courtyard in a Spanish or Spanish-American house.
Now that you know what a patio is, do you still need to ask such an inane question?
Broccoli with a burger?
And he calls himself a TEXAN?
WTF?
LMFAO!
He's a trend setter. In a few years the new program data will be downloaded into the collective Texan brain and you to will all be cooking broccoli burgers.
Which is exactly what Beto is waiting for. Then he will start grilling rotisserie jackalopes...
At this point every Texan will die of hunger due to being unable to conform.
Jackalopes are an endangered species.
I've hunted them for years and have only ever seen the one I caught for Beto as part of our master plan to depopulate Texas.
And they say a "college education" is worth nothing anymore !
Pretty "THIN" burgers.
Does this mean we are going to have a week's worth of articles about Beto's hamburgers? All that will do is make everyone hungry.
Burgers on an English Muffin? Well, I guess...since there's broccoli on the plate. Ewwwww
Three frying pans for 5 burgers? Maybe, instead of running for President...he can make an appearance on Worst Cooks in America on the Food Network...they learn quite a bit on that show!
I was wondering what bread he was using. Guess he has to prove how cultured he is. No regular hamburger buns for him!
Thought he was part of the "green new deal" nut brigade? 3 burners for 5 burgers cannot be energy efficient.
Wait...you're right! He is touting the 'green new deal' BS, errr, I mean...mantra. Is that beef he's cooking? Another, GND no-no. As for the burners...well, that is a gas stove, so maybe he's trying to use up all of the natural gas before starting the GND.
I noticed that too. No mistaking those nooks and crannies.
Yeah i did to. Weird and probably gluten free as well.
Beto is such a tool!
Did his "College Education" not teach him that more than two burgers will fit in one pan ?
And how do you cook a burger
If it's in a pan, a minimum of 4.
It doesn't require "ASS-burger disease" to figure it out !
Why don't Texans have houses?
How do you cook a burger?
I use my George Foreman grill, and it's made me a super heavyweight boxer
Barbarians cook outside.
And some Texans.
SMMFH
Sigh.
patio
[ˈpadēˌō]
NOUN
a paved outdoor area adjoining a house.
"the dining room looks out to a small patio" · [more]
synonyms:
terrace · courtyard · veranda · loggia · court · plaza · quadrangle · quad · cloister · sun deck · deck · porch · sleepout · stoep · lanai · peristyle
a roofless inner courtyard in a Spanish or Spanish-American house.
Now that you know what a patio is, do you still need to ask such an inane question?
You do get that this is a joke article?
Does tofu consumption diminish the ability to take a joke?
I will leave that for you to decide on your own with your expertise on tofu.
It's probably one of those veggie burgers .... some of which aren't too bad in a pinch.
Veggie burgers... what are you Beto ORourke or something?
Yes, i'm Beto and i'm coming for your women .......
On a English muffin yet....
I know .... weird eh?
Tops only or bottoms as well .... ????