They’re Turning The Frickin’ Penguins Gay

  
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They’re Turning The Frickin’ Penguins Gay
"It is completely natural for penguins to develop genderless identities..."

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A London aquarium has  announced  that two lesbian penguins will resist traditional sexual stereotypes while raising their adopted chick. Four-month-old baby Gentoo will be “the world’s first penguin to not have its gender assigned,” Sea Life London exulted. General Manager Graham McGrath, who removed Gentoo from his — her? zer? — biological parents and placed him with the Sapphic birds, explained, “While the decision may ruffle a few feathers, gender neutrality in humans has only recently become a widespread topic of conversation, however, it is completely natural for penguins to develop genderless identities as they grow into mature adults.” McGrath did not elaborate on how he had ascertained the “natural” self-perception of unconscious marine birds.

The Sea Life London announcement recalls a similar episode 15 years ago, when The New York Times fêted two allegedly homosexual penguins at the Central Park Zoo. “Roy and Silo, two chinstrap penguins at the Central Park Zoo in Manhattan, are completely devoted to each other,”  wrote  the Gray Lady. “For nearly six years now, they have been inseparable. They … have sex. Silo and Roy are, to anthropomorphize a bit, gay penguins. When offered female companionship, they have adamantly refused it.” The coupling inspired such enthusiasm that zookeepers eventually took an egg from another pair of penguins and gave it to Roy and Silo, who raised the chick Tango as their own. But nature won out in the end, and the pair disappeared from headlines the following year when Silo shacked up with a lady penguin named Scrappy. The Times later  admitted  no one ever actually saw Roy and Silo have sex.

Alex Jones’ famous lamentation that “they’re turning the frickin’ frogs gay” became a viral Internet meme, drawing mockery for its inaccuracy. Ironically, Jones’ diagnostic error was his modesty. In 2010, an EPA-appointed ecologist from Yale   discovered   that atrazine and synthetic estrogen in Connecticut ponds had produced frogs with both sperm and eggs in their reproductive systems. In fact, they were turning the frickin’ frogs transgender.

But then, even chemically induced deformities do not really constitute “transgenderism” in frogs because frogs lack the complex reasoning required to contrive an irrational idea such as transgenderism. We can’t read the minds of frogs, but that’s the point. Frogs can’t communicate their thoughts to us because they don’t have any thoughts. Frogs, like all animals, lack higher intellect and free will. The frogs suffer no inner turmoil over their gender identity because they have no sense of identity in the first place.

The Central Park zookeepers declared Roy and Silo a little light in the flippers back in 1998, the same year “Will & Grace” premiered on network television and marked for many the mainstreaming of homosexuality in American popular culture. Coincidentally or   otherwise , gay penguins started popping up everywhere. A decade later, as gender ideology overtakes our institutions, even more imaginative maritime experts in London have robbed a penguin chick of his “gender identity,” whatever that means for a bird. Expect soon to read about whole waddles of transgender penguins. The discovery tells us little about the natural biology of birds, but it reveals much about the unnatural psyches of the zookeepers.

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†hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh
1  seeder  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh    6 days ago

Evolution in progress or not....

 
 
 
KDMichigan
1.1  KDMichigan  replied to  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh @1    6 days ago

Well even penguins have to pretend..

Skipper and Ping, two male king penguins residing at Zoo Berlin in Germany, arrived as a pair from another zoo in Hamburg in April. Zookeepers were able to tell the couple wanted to start a family soon after their arrival, since Skipper and Ping would take turns trying to incubate rocks and pieces of fish between their legs. 

https://news.yahoo.com/gay-penguins-adopt-egg-months-212512767.html

 
 
 
†hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh
1.1.1  seeder  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh  replied to  KDMichigan @1.1    6 days ago

I can't wait for Transpenguin story time at the local library.

 
 
 
Tessylo
1.2  Tessylo  replied to  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh @1    6 days ago

What, no Mrs. Obama has a penis sightings to report?

 
 
 
MUVA
1.2.1  MUVA  replied to  Tessylo @1.2    6 days ago

No I saw it earlier today at 130 pm eastern standard time will keep you posted with updates on her huge member.

 
 
 
†hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh
1.2.2  seeder  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh  replied to  MUVA @1.2.1    6 days ago

Where is that epic masterpiece?

I think perrie is trying to hide Michelle's sausage from the front page

 
 
 
Ed-NavDoc
1.3  Ed-NavDoc  replied to  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh @1    5 days ago

Got to be climate change!jrSmiley_87_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
Krishna
2  Krishna    6 days ago

They’re Turning The Frickin’ Penguins Gay

And they're also selling postcards of the hanging,

They're painting the passports brown,

(The beauty parlor is filled with sailors, the circus is in town!!!)

 
 
 
†hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh
2.1  seeder  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh  replied to  Krishna @2    6 days ago

Many have been asking how zoo keepers know which penguin's are lesbian?

They look for the penguins with mullets

 
 
 
Citizen Kane-473667
3  Citizen Kane-473667    6 days ago
 The discovery tells us little about the natural biology of birds, but it reveals much about the unnatural psyches of the zookeepers.

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†hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh
3.1  seeder  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh  replied to  Citizen Kane-473667 @3    6 days ago

The zoo keepers are savages

 Give baby penguin back to its parents. 

 
 
 
Citizen Kane-473667
3.1.1  Citizen Kane-473667  replied to  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh @3.1    6 days ago
Give baby penguin back to its parents. 

We can't. They were deported...

 
 
 
CometRider
4  CometRider    5 days ago

My dog is gay, he's in the process of organizing the 1st annual gay dog pride parade.

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It Is ME
5  It Is ME    5 days ago

Love is in the air everywhere I look around
Love is in the air every sight and every sound

Love is in the air, in the whisper of the tree
Love is in the air in the thunder of the sea

Love is in the air
Love is in the air
Oh, oh, oh, oh, uh

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