WONKETTE : What's Better Than Trump's Worst Poll Ever? TWO Trump's Worst Polls Evers!
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What's Better Than Trump's Worst Poll Ever? TWO Trump's Worst Polls Evers!
Guys, we think maybe Donald Trump is not very popular with people who are American. We know, we know, he had the hugest number of free tickets available at the last minute to his inauguration, and he was elected by a solid minority of Americans in Buttfuck, Alabama, whose votes count more than those who live in cities, because reasons.
But he's never had an approval rating of 50 percent, and if the polls this week are any indication, he might have to stick with being impressed with himself when he manages to hit 40 percent.
Shall we look at some polling pornography, or as we like to call it, poll porn? We shall.
First, let's check in with President Reality-Knower:
Sorry, Dickface, no Rasmussens for you today!
So yes, the new ABC/ Washington Post poll shows Trump with a 38 PERCENT approval rating. Guess folks don't love watching Trump draw dicks on hurricane maps and call them Van Goghs for a solid week, or fight stupid trade wars he's not going to win, or any number of other dumbass things he does in a common day of being "president." And know how Trump is very worried about "economy," and is pretty sure America will just drop all its objections and fall in love with him, because "economy"? He's only got a 46 percent approval rating on that, and fully 60 percent of Americans think Trump's recession is coming. For comparison's sake, the Washington Post notes that in 2007, that number was 69 percent. And what happened soon after 2007?
The numbers get crazier when you dive deeper. Trump's approval rating among women is only 30 percent, whereas menfolk are evenly split, with 47 percent approving and 47 percent hating his guts, like all good patriotic Americans do. (That, by the way, is pretty much exactly the split he's got with white people at the moment. Stupid men. Stupid white people. Stupid white people men.)
Here's how Trump is doing in that poll against various Democrats:
By the way, the margin looks smaller for Pete Buttigieg, but bear in mind that according to this very poll, fully 38 percent of folks still have "no opinion" of Buttigieg, which means 38 percent of folks still have no fuckin' clue who he is. Even with Kamala Harris, 26 percent have no fuckin' clue. Name recognition for the top three is much higher.
Anyway, enjoy the full crosstabs on that poll right here, if you are a POLL DORK.
As we said, there's another one for us to look at, and it is from FAKE NEWS FAILING LIEMOUTH CNN.
The CNN poll shows Trump's approval rating at 39 percent, so basically the same as the other poll. (Wonder if the polls talked to each other to make sure their FAKE NEWS was the same. They probably did. WITCH HUNT!) Trump also gets super-low marks in the 30s on immigration and foreign policy and gun policy and the environment and trade. His only "high point" is the economy, which ... just kidding, he's still only at a 48 percent approval there, and that's because his recession hasn't started yet. WOMP WOMP.
What this poll REALLY tells us, though, is that a supermajority of Americans understands that Donald Trump is a fucking liar who lies about hurricanes and lies about his crowd sizes and lies about his ties to Russia and his net worth and everything else.
Jesus, look at this:
First of all, who are the nine percent of Americans who trust "almost all" of what they hear from the White House? Because they are clearly so stupid, it causes us to worry about their personal safety when conducting normal day-to-day tasks like swallowing.
But look at the rest of it! Fully 71 PERCENT of Americans either trust NOT SHIT or "just some" of what comes out of the White House. That is ... encouraging! And remarkable! And also kind of scary that the president is such a pathological liar, because what happens if something truly terrible happens in this country? We are cognizant that we are writing this on the 18th anniversary of 9/11. Can you imagine what would happen in a similar situation today? Nobody would believe a fucking word the White House said.
That said, if Trump tries to pull a Reichstag Fire, possibly with the help of his little buddy Putin, in order to make Americans panic and re-elect him, it's good to have advance confirmation that most Americans will tell him to go fuck himself.
Oh yeah, speaking of the election, the CNN poll says only 36 percent say he deserves a second term, while 60 percent say not just no but fuck no.
Guess everybody's just sick of all the winning.
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Here's another poll for ya:
"In a new Hill.TV/HarrisX American Barometer poll released Tuesday, an overwhelming majority of respondents, 76 percent, said they would not vote for a “socialist” political candidate, while only 24 percent of those polled said they would vote for a socialist candidate."
And now that the liberal media is obviously in the tank for Liz Warren, a Socialist candidate is just what the democrats will nominate. Show me the polls on the eve of election night - like you did with the 2016 election!
This f*ckin guy.
Same basic lies, different iterations, but same basic lies.
This time, President PussyAss B*tch vomited his September 11 lies at the Pentagon memorial service, and they were doozies.
He watched the second plane with his own eyes fly "at tremendous speed" into the second tower of the World Trade Center. All the way from his home in midtown Manhattan. Dude can't read "Bahamas" in 156 font size from a teleprompter 4 feet from his bloated face, but he was able to spot this plane. From nearly four miles away. Okay, Paw-Paw.
Then Taliban Trump (Thanks, Rep. Eric Swalwell ...) says he "soon after" went down to Ground Zero with his employees to help "any little way" they could. Sure, he did. This lie has been debunked so many damn times , it's ridiculous. But in reality, we don't need proof. All we need is his own behavior and our own common sense to know this is a flat-out lie. Does he ever help anyone with anything? He's a narcissist. Do the math.
Let's not forget his biggest, best lie of all from today...so far, remember, the day is young. As I write, it's only 11:30 a.m.
"It was then that I realized that the world was going to change. I was no longer going to be, and it could never ever be that innocent place that I thought it was."
BwaHaAHahAHaAHahAhaha
Trump EVER thought he was innocent? (Use as many meanings of the word "innocent" as you like.) He sure as hell never thought the world was innocent. He's one of the most cynical and depraved son-of-a-b*tches that ever lived. How else can you account for the fact that one of the first things he did after the Towers fell was to get on live TV and brag that one of the buildings HE owned was now the tallest building in Manhattan?
Well, good for you, Donald. Good for you. Eighteen years later, he's still at it.
Wow John - eight (8) seeds/threads/articles about Trump on the FP today. Going for a new record?
It's like being in a real-life "Groundhog Day"!
Now 1st, I know you love you some Donald Trump big time, but no need to tell stories like he does. I seeded 4 articles today.
Did you know only 9 percent of Americans believe the president every time he says something?
And did you know that only .0005% of NTr's believe anything that you post? When you get back to posting your regular, interesting seeds/threads/articles, that will definitely increase.
Right now, the very, very vast majority of responders are the one-liner bashers attempting to be supportive of anything you post.
You should listen to the non-bashers John - you really should.
are you trying to say you cant count to 8 ?
thats too bad
*YAWN*
Sorry, did I opine on this trash piece out loud???
Guess what? It isn't the T-Rump supporters you have to worry about, it's all of the (I)'s you've pushed away with all of your attacks of racism, homophobia, xenophobia, and being gun nuts.
That doesnt make any sense. Did you send us your best?
His supporters are dwindling as each of them gets hit with the economic impact from more coal mines closing, more steel jobs lost, farmers losing their farms or taking bailout money, and factories not returning to create more jobs. The jobs reports don't match the gains of 2012 to 2016 and riding the wave of the Obama years has ended. The only jobs being created now and every economist regardless of politics say it is service sector jobs that are showing modest growth.