Thousands of ‘penis fish’ wash onto California beach

  

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Via:  badfish-hd-h-u  •  8 months ago  •  27 comments

Thousands of ‘penis fish’ wash onto California beach
Of course they did

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Thousands of “pulsing penis fish” have washed ashore on a California beach, as seen in jarring photos that are raising eyebrows due to the creature’s phallic shape.

The quirky marine life is officially called fat innkeeper worms (Urechis caupo), and  an expert writes for Bay Nature  that he believes a recent storm in the Drakes Beach area is the reason so many of them mysteriously appeared on the beach.

Ivan Parr, a biologist from the Western Section of the Wildlife Society, spotted them Dec. 6 and explains that the 10-inch fat innkeeper worm typically lives underwater, burrowing in mud or sand, but the storm likely carried them ashore.

“I’ve heard my share of imaginative theories from beachcombers, such as flotsam of a wrecked bratwurst freighter,” he writes.


However, Parr explains that a sausage ship accident is not the cause of this scene.

“We’re seeing the risk of building your home out of sand,” he says. “Strong storms — especially during El Niño years — are perfectly capable of laying siege to the intertidal zone, breaking apart the sediments, and leaving their contents stranded on shore.”

The spoonworm, which can live up to 25 years, feeds and swims using its “spatula-shaped proboscis.” It typically eats bacteria, plankton and other small particles, which it collects using “sticky mucus nets.”

Parr says he’s heard of sightings over the years in California at Pajaro Dunes, Moss Landing, Bodega Bay and Princeton Harbor.

The creature dates back 300 million years and also can be eaten. An anonymous colleague at The Post who has dined on a stir-fried fat innkeeper worm in Shanghai, China, describes the taste as “like a Livestrong band mated with a clam.”


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Release The Kraken
1  seeder  Release The Kraken    8 months ago

The governor is considering declaring a state of emergency as the entire state heads to the coast to get free dicks.

Residents were reported to be fighting and rioting to get their hands on them

 
 
 
Tacos!
2  Tacos!    8 months ago

Gives new meaning to the term "dick move."

 
 
 
Ed-NavDoc
3  Ed-NavDoc    8 months ago

Are these worms the males of the species? If so, scary to think about the females....

 
 
 
Release The Kraken
3.1  seeder  Release The Kraken  replied to  Ed-NavDoc @3    8 months ago

Kamala Harris was spotted on the beach trying to blow her way the White House

 
 
 
KDMichigan
3.1.1  KDMichigan  replied to  Release The Kraken @3.1    8 months ago

Imagine coming home from Grandpa's farm and finding your girlfriend in a room full of these....

 
 
 
Release The Kraken
3.1.2  seeder  Release The Kraken  replied to  KDMichigan @3.1.1    8 months ago

Imagine the entire bay area at the beach.

 
 
 
MAGA
3.1.3  MAGA  replied to  Release The Kraken @3.1    8 months ago

Lol! 👏👍😂

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
4  Paula Bartholomew    8 months ago

Okay, that is just so wrong on so many levels, but it is BF, so I am not surprised.

 
 
 
Release The Kraken
4.1  seeder  Release The Kraken  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @4    8 months ago

Californians are now going to be the biggest advocates for climate change.

"If having a bigger carbon footprint is rewarded with dicks" "You can bet there will be a run on gas guzzling suvs."

 
 
 
loki12
4.1.1  loki12  replied to  Release The Kraken @4.1    8 months ago
"If having a bigger carbon footprint is rewarded with dicks"

I grew up in California, and if Schiff, Swalwell and Waters are any indication, California already has enough Dicks.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
5  Buzz of the Orient    8 months ago

Back when I was a little kid spending my summers at my grandmother's beach cottage, I would scour the beach for pop (soda) bottles that were left there.  In those days they were made of glass.  I would collect them and sell them to the variety store for 2 cents each because they get recycled.  A smart kid nowadays who was an entrepreneur like I was would collect those things and sell them as dildos - he could make a fortune.

 
 
 
charger 383
5.1  charger 383  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @5    8 months ago
"A smart kid nowadays who was an entrepreneur like I was would collect those things and sell them as dildos - he could make a fortune."

somebody will try to raise them in tanks and sell them

 
 
 
loki12
5.1.1  loki12  replied to  charger 383 @5.1    8 months ago

Or you can buy the deluxe version with it's own claim shell handle so it doesn't slip.

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Perrie Halpern R.A.
6  Perrie Halpern R.A.    8 months ago
A smart kid nowadays who was an entrepreneur like I was would collect those things and sell them as dildos - he could make a fortune.

Blech. What kind of woman is going to use a worm as a dildo?

 
 
 
MAGA
6.1  MAGA  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @6    8 months ago

What kind of guy would place a gerbil up his butt? To each their own I guess 

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
6.1.1  Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  MAGA @6.1    8 months ago

A very strange guy who is into animal cruelty. And still, not a worm.

 
 
 
Release The Kraken
6.1.2  seeder  Release The Kraken  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @6.1.1    8 months ago

What have you two done to my seed?

I can't unread......

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
6.1.3  Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  Release The Kraken @6.1.2    8 months ago

LMAO, If only you were so delicate. 

And it's not my fault!! Buzz started it!

 
 
 
Release The Kraken
6.1.4  seeder  Release The Kraken  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @6.1.3    8 months ago

I was very careful here, last time I posted a fish's penis I almost got banned.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
6.1.5  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @6.1.3    8 months ago

LOL.  I plead guilty in exchange for reduced condemnation. 

 
 
 
Ed-NavDoc
6.2  Ed-NavDoc  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @6    8 months ago

A particularly desperate one I would imagine...

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
6.2.1  Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  Ed-NavDoc @6.2    8 months ago

I can't get my head around the level of desperation it would take.....

blech. 

 
 
 
Ed-NavDoc
6.2.2  Ed-NavDoc  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @6.2.1    8 months ago

To be honest, neither can I. Blech is right!

 
 
 
Release The Kraken
6.2.3  seeder  Release The Kraken  replied to  Ed-NavDoc @6.2.2    8 months ago

Some people......

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
6.3  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @6    8 months ago

It could be covered with a condom for "safe, clean" satisfaction. 

 
 
 
Release The Kraken
7  seeder  Release The Kraken    8 months ago

Police lose control after trying to arrest 4,000 Californians for public lewdness when this happened.

384

 
 
 
It Is ME
8  It Is ME    8 months ago

"Thousands of ‘penis fish’ wash onto California beach"

OOOOOO !

MMMMMMMM !

GGGGGGG !

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…………. AMINAL LUVEYS ! jrSmiley_24_smiley_image.gif

 
 
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