Three Glorious Days of Democrat Agony

  
Via:  donald-j-trump-fan-1  •  2 months ago  •  57 comments

By:   Kurt Schlichter

Three Glorious Days of Democrat Agony
poof. Gone. You tried to take out the king, and you failed. How lame. Yeah, history will record that you managed to impeach Donald Trump. History will also record that Donald Trump beat you donkeys like rented mules. Advantage, Trump. So, three bad days…okay, but the coming days will be brighter and better, right?


S E E D E D   C O N T E N T


February 3, 4, and 5, 2020 were pretty much the most miserable three days in the history of the Democratic Party. I’m not laughing, really I’m not! You know how sometimes you have a bad day when nothing goes right? Well, these super-achievers managed to triple that streak. They are achievers in the same sense Hoover Snort Biden is an achiever.

Let’s start with Monday, February 3rd and the Iowa Caucuses. In their defense, it wasn’t like they had four years to get prepared to handle…counting. Oh wait, they  did  have four years to handle…counting. Okay, well, then in their defense they went to unionized failing government schools, so counting is hard. But not for the Republicans, who managed to count their votes just fine.

As of when you read this, they might still not have actual numbers. Audie Murphy Buttigieg, Crusty Commie Curmudgeon and Chief Sitting Bolshevik may well all still be claiming victory, while Gropey J’s handlers are likely still complaining about the process and Not Senile Joe himself is chasing an uppity squirrel around a Nashua park.

One thing for sure – Mr. Electible is done for. He started off Monday arguing with liberal Savannah Guthrie on NBC about how his stripperphilic brat got his Ukrainian gig by being really “bright.” He ended up serenaded by sad trombones as he was hustled out of Des Moines to head east to try and salvage the S.S.  Lusitania  that is his latest presidential campaign.

The Dems are not only dealing with this massive show of incompetence – “Okay, counting a few thousand ballots is beyond our abilities, but taking over the entire health care system will totally go smoothly” – but also coming to the realization that none of their three remaining candidates has any appeal outside a faculty lounge, gulag, or in the case of Warren, a second-tier casino.

In the wings, perched on a couple telephone books, is Mike Bloomberg, waiting to try to buy his way in as the sensible sorta-center candidate. Seems like a good plan. When the Bernie bros are once again denied their victory by the blatant cheating of the Democrat establishment, they’ll flock to the bite-sized billionaire. He’ll totally get the nomination, or in his case, the gnome-ination.

Quick, what is the name of a person in your life who would vote for the Verne Troyer of American politics? And that shrug you just gave demonstrates that you should go short on President Bloomberg.

Look on the bright side – maybe you’ll be saved at the convention by a surprise nomination for Felonia Milhous von Pantsuit! 

Fresh from the hellish nightmare that was Monday came Tuesday with its own infernal events. The Iowa situation remained fluid, that fluid being similar to the hobo juice freely sprayed around Scat Francisco’s sidewalks. On Tuesday, rumors spread that Pete Rambo Buttigieg was linked to the mysterious app maker designated the fall guy for the caucus circus. Maybe it was true, maybe it wasn’t, but these are Democrats so it really doesn’t matter.

And then President Trump gave the best State of the Union speech pretty much ever, spending much of it listing real achievements that help real Americans while Nancy Pelosi fumed behind him, offering a running commentary to her invisible friend. Trump played the Dems like Pete Townsend plays the guitar. Among the things Trump got them not to applaud for were:

  • Record low unemployment

  • Record high stocks

  • Fair trade

  • Minority children not being stuck in failing government schools

  • People fighting cancer 

  • Law enforcement

  • Our military

  • Killing terrorists

  • Not killing babies

  • America

  • God

These may have been good looks on college campuses and in communist bookstores, but not so much in the United States. The speech was masterful, and when Pelosi  tore it up , she highlighted just how owned she was for the whole world to see.

Did you notice that President Trump was reaching out hard for minority Americans with economic prosperity, school choice and patriotism? If you are a Democrat, that has to make you break out in a cold sweat. MSNBCNN tried to spin Trump as being racist for … well, actually helping minorities, but their panelists’ desperation was obvious. If Trump can take 15 to 20 percent of the minority vote, the Democrats cease to exist as a competitive party in presidential elections.

Oh, and Trump hit his highest popularity in the polls ever, beating Obama at this point in The One’s reign. 

Then February 5th came along and their impeachment collapsed into rubble. We all knew it was coming, but then … poof. Gone. You tried to take out the king, and you failed. How lame.

Yeah, history will record that you managed to impeach Donald Trump. History will also record that Donald Trump beat you donkeys like rented mules. 

Advantage, Trump.

So, three bad days…okay, but the coming days will be brighter and better, right? I mean, you have a great candidate for…oh. Well, you’ll get a big boost with the economy…oh. At least you can still count on minorities to back you even though you never, ever perform on your promises…oh.

Come to think of it, you Democrats might look back wistfully at the last three days because it’s only getting worse for you from here.

What isn’t awful is  my latest novel,  Collapse .   America is split in two, red and blue, and antics ensue! Check it out along with the other entries in the best-selling series,   People's Republic Indian Country ,  and  Wildfire







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Donald J. Trump Fan #1
1  seeder  Donald J. Trump Fan #1    2 months ago

d then President Trump gave the best State of the Union speech pretty much ever, spending much of it listing real achievements that help real Americans while Nancy Pelosi fumed behind him, offering a running commentary to her invisible friend. Trump played the Dems like Pete Townsend plays the guitar. Among the things Trump got them not to applaud for were:

    • Record low unemployment

    • Record high stocks

    • Fair trade

    • Minority children not being stuck in failing government schools

    • People fighting cancer 

    • Law enforcement

    • Our military

    • Killing terrorists

    • Not killing babies

    • America

    • God

These may have been good looks on college campuses and in communist bookstores, but not so much in the United States. The speech was masterful, and when Pelosi   tore it up  , she highlighted just how owned she was for the whole world to see.

https://thenewstalkers.com/community/discussion/49418/three-glorious-days-of-democrat-agony

 
 
 
squiggy
1.1  squiggy  replied to  Donald J. Trump Fan #1 @1    2 months ago

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Just Jim NC TttH
1.1.1  Just Jim NC TttH  replied to  squiggy @1.1    2 months ago

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Donald J. Trump Fan #1
1.1.2  seeder  Donald J. Trump Fan #1  replied to  Just Jim NC TttH @1.1.1    2 months ago

bravo 👏👍🇺🇸🗽!

 
 
 
Ed-NavDoc
1.1.3  Ed-NavDoc  replied to  Just Jim NC TttH @1.1.1    2 months ago

I love it! 🤣

 
 
 
pat wilson
2  pat wilson    2 months ago

Beware the perils of hubris. Karma usually follows.

 
 
 
squiggy
2.1  squiggy  replied to  pat wilson @2    2 months ago

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Texan1211
2.1.1  Texan1211  replied to  squiggy @2.1    2 months ago

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bugsy
2.1.2  bugsy  replied to  squiggy @2.1    2 months ago

Please....no more close ups of that again.

 
 
 
Vic Eldred
2.1.3  Vic Eldred  replied to  bugsy @2.1.2    2 months ago

My clock stopped!

 
 
 
Ed-NavDoc
2.1.4  Ed-NavDoc  replied to  Vic Eldred @2.1.3    2 months ago

Stopped?  Mine flat out broke!

 
 
 
Vic Eldred
2.1.5  Vic Eldred  replied to  Ed-NavDoc @2.1.4    2 months ago

If I had that picture in my younger days, I wouldn't have needed so many cold showers!

 
 
 
Ed-NavDoc
2.1.6  Ed-NavDoc  replied to  Vic Eldred @2.1.5    2 months ago

Would have been good to display on board ships. That picture could spoil anybody's mood and need for cold showers!

 
 
 
Donald J. Trump Fan #1
2.2  seeder  Donald J. Trump Fan #1  replied to  pat wilson @2    2 months ago

Hubris?  Trumps disloyal opposition has been hounding him since before he won the 2016 election until now non stop.  Now it’s finally over and Trump delivered stunningly stellar results for Americans and America despite the progressive left non stop harassment.  We deserve a victory lap and to spike the football 🏈 in their faces a few days.  Then do it again in early November 

 
 
 
pat wilson
2.2.1  pat wilson  replied to  Donald J. Trump Fan #1 @2.2    2 months ago

You and squiggy aren't clear on the meaning of "hubris" are you ?

 
 
 
Donald J. Trump Fan #1
2.2.2  seeder  Donald J. Trump Fan #1  replied to  pat wilson @2.2.1    2 months ago

We don’t care right now...

 
 
 
squiggy
2.2.3  squiggy  replied to  pat wilson @2.2.1    2 months ago

Obviously, you missed the agonized face of it.

 
 
 
Just Jim NC TttH
2.2.5  Just Jim NC TttH  replied to  Donald J. Trump Fan #1 @2.2    2 months ago
We deserve a victory lap and to spike the football 🏈 in their faces a few days.

This ought to do it...................

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He must have had a premonition when they coined that campaign slogan........

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Donald J. Trump Fan #1
2.2.6  seeder  Donald J. Trump Fan #1  replied to  Just Jim NC TttH @2.2.5    2 months ago

Nice picture!

 
 
 
WallyW
3  WallyW    2 months ago

Trump played the Dems like Pete Townsend plays the guitar

He's been doing so since he got elected, and the dumb Dems are too stupid to figure it out

 
 
 
Just Jim NC TttH
3.1  Just Jim NC TttH  replied to  WallyW @3    2 months ago

Stupid people kept insisting he play off of their sheet of music. Mr. Trump don't do dat shit........and it's been glorious so far.

 
 
 
Donald J. Trump Fan #1
3.1.1  seeder  Donald J. Trump Fan #1  replied to  Just Jim NC TttH @3.1    2 months ago

You are both right on.  Trump is going to use this week as a catapult to re election in November.  KAG!

 
 
 
Dulay
4  Dulay    2 months ago

NOT News & Politics

Townhall columnists  Kurt Schlichter 
State of the Union
Opinion 
Three Glorious Days of Democrat Agony
 
Kurt Schlichter 

Posted: Feb 06, 2020 12:01 AM
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The opinions expressed by columnists are their own and do not necessarily represent the views of Townhall.com.

 
 
 
Donald J. Trump Fan #1
4.1  seeder  Donald J. Trump Fan #1  replied to  Dulay @4    2 months ago

Yeah, history will record that you managed to impeach Donald Trump. History will also record that Donald Trump beat you donkeys like rented mules. 

Advantage, Trump.

So, three bad days…okay, but the coming days will be brighter and better, right? I mean, you have a great candidate for…oh. Well, you’ll get a big boost with the economy…oh. At least you can still count on minorities to back you even though you never, ever perform on your promises…oh.

Come to think of it, you Democrats might look back wistfully at the last three days because it’s only getting worse for you from here.   https://thenewstalkers.com/community/discussion/49418/three-glorious-days-of-democrat-agony#cm1250676

 
 
 
Dulay
4.1.1  Dulay  replied to  Donald J. Trump Fan #1 @4.1    2 months ago
Come to think of it, you Democrats might look back wistfully at the last three days because it’s only getting worse for you from here.  

Judging from Trump's diatribes today, it's going to get worse for everyone.

You must be so proud of his speech today @ the prayer breakfast where people sat stunned by your savior. 

Trump is SO much better when he's off script. /s 

 
 
 
Donald J. Trump Fan #1
4.1.2  seeder  Donald J. Trump Fan #1  replied to  Dulay @4.1.1    2 months ago

He was right to be mad about what America’s intellectual midgets and small minded people did to him and his supporters the last 3+ years.  He was speaking for us to you yesterday and we stand by all that he said and are glad that the left is offended.  They’ve been offending us since we elected him.  

 
 
 
Dulay
4.1.3  Dulay  replied to  Donald J. Trump Fan #1 @4.1.2    2 months ago
He was right to be mad about what America’s intellectual midgets and small minded people did to him and his supporters the last 3+ years.

Yet unlike other POTUS, he is incapable of curbing his foul mouth and from keeping himself from 'punching down' at anyone and everyone who he perceives to have slighted him. Trump's own small mindedness was on full display and you cheer.

Carry on...

He was speaking for us to you yesterday and we stand by all that he said and are glad that the left is offended.  They’ve been offending us since we elected him.  

First of all Xx, do you think that pretending to speak for more than yourself makes your comments more relevant? 

Secondly, if Trump was speaking to ME, he shouldn't have lied his ass off and whined less. 

Thirdly, since you didn't vote for Trump, why are you trying to take 'credit' for his election? 

 
 
 
Just Jim NC TttH
4.1.4  Just Jim NC TttH  replied to  Dulay @4.1.3    2 months ago
since you didn't vote for Trump, why are you trying to take 'credit' for his election?

Perhaps because he didn't vote for Mrs. Clinton either? Think about it.

 
 
 
Dulay
4.1.5  Dulay  replied to  Just Jim NC TttH @4.1.4    2 months ago

Or perhaps it's desperate attempt at 'stolen glory'. Think about it. 

 
 
 
Donald J. Trump Fan #1
4.1.6  seeder  Donald J. Trump Fan #1  replied to  Just Jim NC TttH @4.1.4    2 months ago

I didn’t vote for the wicked witch.  Living in Californication my vote was meaningless.  I knew that my 3rd party vote would in no way assist it nor  would it harm Trump. Having seen the left against him there is no way I’d act like a Lincoln project traitor and having seen Trump in office, he’s greatly exceeded my expectations and never was like any fears I had about him so now I’m all in for Trump in 2020

 
 
 
Ed-NavDoc
4.1.7  Ed-NavDoc  replied to  Donald J. Trump Fan #1 @4.1.6    2 months ago

I lost any respect for Pelosi a few years ago when she demanded  that a USAF C-32A (military transport  version of the Boeing 757 airliner) transport be custom fitted with a bedroom suite in the rear for her personal use to sleep in while flying back and forth to California. Secretary of the Air Force gave her a big flat NO! Apparently she threw a pretty big tantrum over that and probably has not forgotten it to this day.

 
 
 
Donald J. Trump Fan #1
4.2  seeder  Donald J. Trump Fan #1  replied to  Dulay @4    2 months ago

Really?  

 
 
 
Dulay
4.2.1  Dulay  replied to  Donald J. Trump Fan #1 @4.2    2 months ago

Since it was MOVED, that's a moot question isn't it Xx? 

 
 
 
Texan1211
4.2.2  Texan1211  replied to  Donald J. Trump Fan #1 @4.2    2 months ago

I told you---some folks just HAVE to find fault with SOMEthing or their day is incomplete!

 
 
 
Ed-NavDoc
4.2.3  Ed-NavDoc  replied to  Texan1211 @4.2.2    2 months ago

Yep, just look at NT on any given day...

 
 
 
Donald J. Trump Fan #1
4.2.4  seeder  Donald J. Trump Fan #1  replied to  Dulay @4.2.1    2 months ago

I wonder how that happened?  Could it be because I moved it while you were crying about it before your meta was visible to me? Yes it is.  

 
 
 
Dulay
4.2.5  Dulay  replied to  Donald J. Trump Fan #1 @4.2.4    2 months ago
I wonder how that happened?  Could it be because I moved it while you were crying about it before your meta was visible to me? Yes it is.  

First of all Xx, my comment is NOT META since it's about YOU posting in the wrong category AGAIN. Which BTFW has NOTHING to do with the cite and EVERYTHING to do with YOUR MO. 

Secondly, sure you did. jrSmiley_80_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
Donald J. Trump Fan #1
4.2.6  seeder  Donald J. Trump Fan #1  replied to  Ed-NavDoc @4.2.3    2 months ago

Without a doubt!  That’s the way it is.  

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
4.3  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Dulay @4    2 months ago
"The opinions expressed by columnists are their own and do not necessarily represent the views of Townhall.com."

What's unusual about that?  I've seen that at the end of opinion articles on most web sites all the time - it's standard procedure. 

 
 
 
Donald J. Trump Fan #1
4.3.1  seeder  Donald J. Trump Fan #1  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @4.3    2 months ago

You are correct.  My shadow had to have something to complain about.  

 
 
 
Dulay
4.3.2  Dulay  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @4.3    2 months ago
What's unusual about that?  I've seen that at the end of opinion articles on most web sites all the time - it's standard procedure. 

The seed you are posting on was posted in the News & Politics category. It is the 3rd or 4th in the last couple of days by the seeder. I'm sure that as a quasi-mod you are aware that NT has categories for a reason and that some members improperly post in News & Politics just to get traffic for their seeds. 

 
 
 
Texan1211
4.3.3  Texan1211  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @4.3    2 months ago

Some folks can't be happy unless they have SOMEthing to complain about.

You DO know it is the end of the world as we know it if a seeded article is put somewhere someone doesn't like it.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
4.3.4  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Dulay @4.3.2    2 months ago

Maybe so, but whether a seed is posted under the News and Politics forum or the OpEd forum it still ends up on the Front Page, so as Texan said, it's not the end of the world. However, I just noticed that it IS posted under the Op/Ed forum - perhaps someone corrected it. 

 
 
 
Dulay
4.3.6  Dulay  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @4.3.4    2 months ago

Yes, all of them have been corrected after being reported. My post was made before it was moved to it's proper category. 

 
 
 
Donald J. Trump Fan #1
4.3.7  seeder  Donald J. Trump Fan #1  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @4.3.4    2 months ago

That someone was me.  I,  not some moderator corrected it.  The one you responded to loves to make mountains out of mole hills.

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
6  Paula Bartholomew    2 months ago

Three days is better than the next four years if Trump is reelected.

 
 
 
Donald J. Trump Fan #1
6.1  seeder  Donald J. Trump Fan #1  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @6    2 months ago

You will get to deal with him as President for four more years!  

 
 
 
lib50
7  lib50    2 months ago

I'm not reading anything except this headline.  I find it really telling and frankly pathetic that the biggest turn on for Trumpers (all of the gop except Romney) is to celebrate their perception of agony.  What a value.  What character. How god-like.  Revere the liar and destroy the truth.  Wallow in your descent, enjoy the slide.  Don't EVER try to claim a moral high ground on anything. 

 
 
 
Dean Moriarty
7.1  Dean Moriarty  replied to  lib50 @7    2 months ago

While I can’t speak for other Trumpers that is only my sixth biggest turn on. I have five that I prioritize over that one. 

 
 
 
lib50
7.1.1  lib50  replied to  Dean Moriarty @7.1    2 months ago

Well some of your bros are pretty jizzed up every time someone else is miserable, so you are likely an anomaly.  Or lying like Trump. 

 
 
 
Donald J. Trump Fan #1
7.1.2  seeder  Donald J. Trump Fan #1  replied to  lib50 @7.1.1    2 months ago

We want all Americans to be financially well off, secure in their own homes and happy.  Trump is accomplishing that for us.  Bi coastal elites wanted to keep the flyover Heartland of America miserable and thanks to Trump, they failed. 

 
 
 
Donald J. Trump Fan #1
7.1.3  seeder  Donald J. Trump Fan #1  replied to  Dean Moriarty @7.1    2 months ago

we populist conservatives have always had, have, and always will have the moral high ground over the bi coastal secular progressive limousine liberal elites in this country.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
8  Buzz of the Orient    2 months ago

I have to say that while reading the seed I haven't laughed so hard for a long time.  I had to stop in the middle and go drink a glass of water to regain my composure in order to finish reading it. 

 
 
 
Donald J. Trump Fan #1
8.1  seeder  Donald J. Trump Fan #1  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @8    2 months ago

It’s been a pretty good read. The TDS afflicted who dish out Trump hatred daily didn’t like it.  

 
 
 
Donald J. Trump Fan #1
8.2  seeder  Donald J. Trump Fan #1  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @8    2 months ago

I can only wish our democrat party friends an infinite number of additional such days.  Great days for America!

 
 
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