Bloomberg Editorial Board Endorses Mike Bloomberg

  

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Via:  kdmichigan  •  7 months ago  •  20 comments

Bloomberg Editorial Board Endorses Mike Bloomberg
While other publications are endorsing multiple candidates or communists, Bloomberg Opinion says they've found the right man for the job: Mike Bloomberg.

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NEW YORK, NY—The Bloomberg News Editorial Board has endorsed Mike Bloomberg for president.

While other publications are endorsing multiple candidates or communists, Bloomberg Opinion says they've found the right man for the job: Mike Bloomberg.
"He's a really swell guy," wrote the editorial team. "We always have a good time when good ol' Mike is around. His ideas are great, dogs and children love him, and honestly, it's our completely unbiased opinion that he's just the #1 man for the job. Vote Mike Bloomberg!"
The team listed some of his greatest accomplishments:
A record score of 18 on the golf course
Learning to drive before he was four years old
Graduating with several doctorate degrees by the time he turned 16
Advocating for minorities and civil rights
Bringing police officers and black people together
Eradicating soda drinking from the galaxy
Planting an entire 400-acre cornfield with his bare hands
Winning World War I
Winning World War II
Winning World War III (all but guaranteed to happen)
Taming a wild bull and teaching it to speak Farsi
"Oh yeah, and he's absolutely human and definitely not a robot."


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KDMichigan
1  seeder  KDMichigan    7 months ago

Vote for Mini Mike if you still need a baby sitter.

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MUVA
1.1  MUVA  replied to  KDMichigan @1    7 months ago

Very funny .I bet there will be a substantial amount of people voting for Tiny mike to tell them how much soda to drink and what gun they can own after all he is so much smarter than everyone.

 
 
 
KDMichigan
1.1.1  seeder  KDMichigan  replied to  MUVA @1.1    7 months ago
tell them how much soda to drink and what gun they can own

There is so much wrong with this guy but hey he is running against President Trump so it is all good. It is amazing how what the left found so triggering a few months ago is A=OK now.

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squiggy
1.1.2  squiggy  replied to  MUVA @1.1    7 months ago

I need a cup holder on my belt for a thirsty-two ouncer

 
 
 
JohnRussell
1.1.3  JohnRussell  replied to  KDMichigan @1.1.1    7 months ago
It is amazing how what the left found so triggering a few months ago is A=OK now.

You must really have a piece of shit representing your side if the "left" is accepting Bloomberg, right? Isnt that your point? 

LOL , you do !

 
 
 
squiggy
2  squiggy    7 months ago

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Just Jim NC TttH
2.1  Just Jim NC TttH  replied to  squiggy @2    7 months ago

I was just about to post the same meme..........LOL

Instead, I am sure this may come up tonight.............

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squiggy
2.1.1  squiggy  replied to  Just Jim NC TttH @2.1    7 months ago

Ha, I have a similar to that one.

 
 
 
Jasper2529
4  Jasper2529    7 months ago

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MAGA
5  MAGA    7 months ago

What a shocking and udderly surprising action they took.  Bloomberg endorsing himself...

 
 
 
KDMichigan
5.1  seeder  KDMichigan  replied to  MAGA @5    7 months ago

Well it's satire but I'm sure they do.

 
 
 
MAGA
6  MAGA    7 months ago

Did anyone hear about his proposed health savings, education, and retirement tax the other day?  

 
 
 
KDMichigan
6.1  seeder  KDMichigan  replied to  MAGA @6    7 months ago
Did anyone hear about his proposed health savings,

Deny old retirees healthcare and let them die? Yeah I'll be posting that later.

 
 
 
Jasper2529
7  Jasper2529    7 months ago

I'm looking forward to watching the first-ever unfiltered Mike Bloomberg defend himself tonight without his multi-million dollar Madison Avenue scripted teleprompter.

Will the socialist moderators and competitors push hard?

The DNC is throwing Bernie under the bus again - what will he say about his Fortune 500 investment portfolio? Will anyone ask about what he and his wife did?

Will Joe Biden be able to string together two coherent sentences and stay awake?

  

 
 
 
KDMichigan
7.1  seeder  KDMichigan  replied to  Jasper2529 @7    7 months ago

Hopefully it's livelier than the previous ones with their oh gosh and shucks intercourse.

I'm thinking Bernie is going to go hard on Bloomberg, I wonder if they will give sleepy Joe front and center again, by all rights it should be Bernie and Pete.

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
7.1.1  Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  KDMichigan @7.1    7 months ago

It really warms my heart to see how dedicated my republican friends are about Bernie. I can't imagine why/ sarc.

 
 
 
KDMichigan
7.1.2  seeder  KDMichigan  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @7.1.1    7 months ago

Who is endorsing Bernie and who is a Republican? 

It is interesting to see how offended people get when any criticism of Bloomberg is posted.

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Perrie Halpern R.A.
7.1.3  Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  KDMichigan @7.1.2    7 months ago

LOL, ANY?  It has been non stop since he got into this election while only the conservatives and the extreme left cry for Bernie.  And again, nowhere did I say endorse. And who is a republican.. gee I'm not sure. But I bet there are a few on this article.

 
 
 
igknorantzrulz
7.1.4  igknorantzrulz  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @7.1.3    7 months ago

Pretty obvious, even Trump supporters are sensing Trumps' fear in the air, as Bloomberg is in their heads, and Hillary and Obama are suddenly 2nd and third  1/2 cheek tears

thought torn from the first tier of a term of N Deer meant 4 sum planted and conceited to pro germinate till bangin beakers knocks off her sox n sneakers Conversely high topped while flat chested tired irony outfits a shoe flown into a circular sawn in ha;f pie eyed sauced red by the illiterate, till figured oh sew well

stitched in time

out.

like me in and on the corner of the round house on the circle where i open corner bars without a combination of Florida Keys on the Black Ivory coast to stop

Abruptly!

sorry, i'm board without water

N WHISKEY!

 
 
 
squiggy
8  squiggy    7 months ago

It'll look like a dog-run when the snow melts - bones and shit everywhere.

 
 
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