Pandemic, Contaminated Food Direct from the Filthy Processors in the Far East, and, an Incompetent, Psycho in the White House!

  
By:  eat-the-press-do-not-read-it  •  one month ago  •  63 comments

Pandemic, Contaminated Food Direct from the Filthy Processors in the Far East, and, an Incompetent, Psycho in the White House!
"Those who choose to bury their heads in the toilet, eventually get flushed." - Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo, "Doctored"

Every second, every minute that inadequate, incompetent, insane imbecile is in office this nation teeters further and further to the Right tumbling towards total dysfunction. The CRISIS that the world faces is not Hunger, the Environment, Global Warning, Terrorists,or, Liberals.

No, it is Donald J. Trump, the accidental president, the ignoramus installed in the White House illegally with the aid of Putin, a former KGB director for East Berlin, and, current Russian dictator. Trump embraces Putin, ignores his allies, advisers, and is totally bereft of history.

Evangelicals, Born Again, Up-Side Down and Backwards, Talking-In-Tongue, so-called Christians believe that GOD appointed Trump president that he might "Usher in the END OF TIMES."

It look, to me, that Trump is right on time.

What say you, "Brothers & Sistas" of the Corn-Hole Degeneration, who spend your entire waking day playing that "damnable Devil's game, " when you should be out looking for a job that doesn't exist.


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Eat The Press Do Not Read It
1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    one month ago

With so many crisis brewing in 'Merica, wouldn't it be helpful if TheNewsTalker.com speared-headed an effort to "knock Trump's Socks off."  His feet stink to high Heaven. And, I have that on the Highest Authority.

Garf (we are on personal terms) too, speaks directly to me while I slumber and mumbled. 

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    one month ago

The Devil, who, I, too, am acquainted with, is a Masterful DECEIVER. I don't mean to throw around celebrity names, but, I get around.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
3  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    one month ago

You can put that in your pipe and smoke it, or, take it to the bank, where you might get arrested, and, thereby, get a glimpse into "The Wild-side."

 
 
 
lady in black
4  lady in black    one month ago

The Stand - Captain Trips

Coronavirus - Captain Crooked donnie

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
4.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  lady in black @4    one month ago

My sauces, Steve Bunions, S. Huckabees, two former members of the White house, now, living as vagrants in the basement of the Washington Monument, are reporting that The Commander-In-Lies, Donald J. Trump, just seconds ago, decreed that the Pandemic is over.

According to these two bitter, former "insiders" turned "outsiders" are reporting that Trump sat he shot the Corona-Vesuvius on 5th Ave, and it is no longer a threat.

He also asked everyone to their next paycheck to him as a token of gratitude for saving their lives.

With Trump, it is never about the "HEROICS," it is always about MONEY, Honey.

 
 
 
JohnRussell
5  JohnRussell    one month ago

I like the unbridled enthusiasm of this article !

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
5.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  JohnRussell @5    one month ago

I tried tossing a saddle on it, but, it ran off on me, leaving me "high and dry!" Or, that might be the grass talkin', Cowboy! It could be that their weren't no horse, at all, y'all!  HEE HAW!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
6  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    one month ago

I have been screwed by a lot of people, but this is my first time by a FAKE POTUS, Real POS! Remember, Wisdom From An Idiot is still wisdom, that doesn't mean you have to take it.

"Trust In God," all others check for Corona-virus.

 
 
 
JBB
7  JBB    one month ago

Haven't you had enough of Trump's incompetence?

 
 
 
igknorantzrulz
7.1  igknorantzrulz  replied to  JBB @7    one month ago

as if he had something other to offer...

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
7.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  JBB @7    one month ago

No,  is it  my  mission from GARF to illuminate the OBVIOUS?

Does the sun  but once?

 
 
 
Split Personality
7.2.1  Split Personality  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @7.2    one month ago
 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
7.3  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  JBB @7    4 weeks ago

No, we must awoke those who are not.256

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
8  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    one month ago

I got a long distant direct cal from God, last night, collect.

He told me that HE "did not appoint Trump president," He added somewhat forcibly, that "If anyone appointed Trump president, it was the other guy, the Fallen Angel."

I took that to mean that HE wants me to tell everyone here, on theNewsTalkers.com because some of them may be confused.

 
 
 
bugsy
8.1  bugsy  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @8    one month ago

Tell us the truth..You watched The Apprentice every single week, didn't you?

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
8.1.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  bugsy @8.1    one month ago

Yes, during the first year. I wanted to get a glimpse of Ivanka's tits. But, Trump fat breast keep slipping out of his zoot suit.

BTW:  Omarosa and I lived in the same housing project in Dayton, Ohio, Parkside Homes. We went to the same High School, Kiser, and graduated from the same university, Central State University. 

I never met her in person because I couldn't come up with $20.00.

 
 
 
Ozzwald
8.1.2  Ozzwald  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @8.1.1    4 weeks ago
I never met her in person because I couldn't come up with $20.00.

Half priced Tuesdays?

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
8.1.3  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Ozzwald @8.1.2    4 weeks ago

Yes, I didn't think about coming back on 1/2 Price Tuesday. I probably would be riddled with disease.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
9  Buzz of the Orient    one month ago

Gee, that's strange.  I've been living in the "filthy" far east eating the "contaminated" food for more than 13 years and I'm not dead yet.  Of course you've probably never been there so the title to your article is just filthy contaminated ignorant shit, eh, eat the press.  [Deleted]

 
 
 
Ed-NavDoc
9.1  Ed-NavDoc  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @9    one month ago

A hateful diatribe is still a hateful diatribe no matter how one looks at it.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
9.1.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Ed-NavDoc @9.1    one month ago

You are absolutely correct, Ed-NavDoc, that is what I have said about Trump's, Rush's, Glen Beck's and Fox Fake Network News for the past 20 years.

Ronald Reagan granted Rupert Murdoch citizenship after only one year of residency in the USA.

Murdoch made a massive donation to the Republican party and Reagan returned the favor my gutting the "Fairness in Broadcasting" regulations.

In turn, broadcasters were no longer required to be unbiased, or, tell the truth when reporting the News.

HATE RADIO, HATE TV leap out of the closet where it was safely locked away and burst upon the scene with foul-mouth bigots like Rush, Glenn Beck, Fox TV Network Noise and hundreds of local radio station climbing on-board the "CASH COW."

I assume from your handle that you were a Navy doctor, so you are familiar with the need for regulations. Not every one is a bad one.

But, when the "Family Values" Republican Party got control of the WH and Congress they gutted everything in exchange for large donations from Greedy Vulture Capitalists who worship at the Trough of the "Bottom-Line Over People" philosophy.

In politics, the pendulum swings back and forth. It is the RESPONSIBILITY of voters, when Congress refuses to act, to vote the CROOKS out of office, not, excuse their behavior.
 

 
 
 
Ed-NavDoc
9.1.2  Ed-NavDoc  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @9.1.1    one month ago

Actually, I was not a "Navy doctor". I was a U.S. Navy Fleet Marine Force qualified Hospital Corpsman for a 20 year career from Vietnam to the 1st Gulf War serving off and on with front line Marine Corps units. Marines call their Corpsmen "Doc".

 
 
 
CB
9.1.3  CB   replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @9.1.1    one month ago

Now here is a sermon I can sat in the pews for! Speak on, 'Teacher!'.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
9.1.4  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Ed-NavDoc @9.1.2    one month ago

I served three years in the Army, with one of those years at Phu Bai, Vietnam, from 1965 - 66, just prior to the "Tet Offensive," 12 clicks away.

I was attached to the 8th RRU, where I was known as "Doctored," due, in part, to all the drugs I took.

I serve as a "Test Dummy" for Army Intelligence, and was informed that I was very well suited for that position.

I have, since, added my Army nickname to me, "pen name", Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo, "Doctored". 

If you don't think I am "doctored", take a gander at me Medicine Cabinet, I take 32 medicines. If I am not "doctored", who in the Hell is?

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
9.1.5  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  Ed-NavDoc @9.1.2    3 weeks ago

My dad (USMC DI) used to call me Doc after I got my nursing license in the Army.

 
 
 
dennis smith
9.1.6  dennis smith  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @9.1.4    3 weeks ago

I was in country during the TET Offensive and it was country wide, not just 12 clicks away from Phu Bai.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
9.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @9    one month ago

On the contrary, I was in Vietnam from 1965-66, went to Twain on "Holiday" for a week.

I was reacting to a recent article I read about the lack of Health Inspector in food processing plant in China, Vietnam, and the Philippines.

Major American Food Companies send there product to China and elsewhere where the laws regulating corporations is non-existent.

As you recall, Buzz, in America, the meat packing industry was in a deplorable state until Sinclair Lewis exposed it in his best seller.

Government regulations of Safety, and Health was an arduous battle for decades against Greedy Corporate interests who worshiped "profits" over people.

Republican Administration have slashed these regulations, and allowed American Factory to closed down, here, pack up their supplies, factories and equipment and shift them overseas to COMMUNIST CHINA.

There they can pay workers $1.00 per hour, require them to work 10 hour days, 6 days per week.

These Vulture Capitalists worship the "Bottom Line" and do not care how it is increase, or, at what price to humans.

Trump and this new Republican Party of Right-Wing Cultists are destroying our country and contaminating the World's Food Industry pipeline with "filthy, unhealthy, unsanitary practices, e.g., using human waste as fertilizer as they have for 5000 years.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
9.3  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @9    4 weeks ago

Sandy, this has a lot of value. It demonstrates how roll when their beliefs bump up to reality.  We are mostly grown up, here, not children that need protection from strong words.

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
9.3.1  Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @9.3    4 weeks ago

ETP,

Why are you commenting to Sandy but replying to Buzz? 

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
9.3.2  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @9.3.1    4 weeks ago

You know why, and so do I, as well as any decent members on this site.  It was nothing more than a clandestine method to insult someone and fool the moderators.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
9.3.3  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @9.3.1    4 weeks ago

Pierre:  If I knew what I was doing, I wouldn't do it.  Much of the time I am in a trance, in France, searching for my pants.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
9.3.4  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @9.3.2    4 weeks ago

No, Buzz, we are facing a GLOBAL PANDEMIC that may kill hundreds of thousand of people. China and the country of the Far East that process foods, meat, etc. need to address sanitary issues in those industries.

It has nothing to do with the Omnipotent Moderators, racism, or, any other Right Wing/Pro Trump conspirators theories.

America has had two hundred years of forcing the government and the food processing facilities to put health standards ahead of "profit."

I understand your love for the Far East and I am not attending to diminish its beauty and culture.

The issue is American and International Companies that are skirting Health Standards by shipping their products overseas to be processed in knowingly filthy, dirty, unsanitary factories.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
9.3.5  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @9.3.4    4 weeks ago

Have you inspected those factories?  I haven't so I'm unable to criticize or defend them.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
10  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    one month ago

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And, I will bless it and send it back to you a hundred folds, and if you continue to so this for 40 days and 40 night you will be amazed at the change in your checking account.

This is not a solicitation256 . I am no longer in that business. Now, like Trump, I am a CON ARTIST.

 
 
 
CB
10.1  CB   replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @10    one month ago

Hey! How 'Twixts'? You're up to your old ways yet again. Fleece 'em before they can collect themselves to a proper defense?!

In my opinion, Impeached President Donald Trump is running a crime syndicate out of the White House. That is wrong. It needs correcting. When are the people of this country-I know they are tired and frustrated by a long history of presidential ineptitude-going to act on this outrage. This is profoundly bad. This presidency is carving a scar into the heart of our country, the world even.

We must not demonize Donald Trump, nevertheless. We do need to persuade the country to push this man out from the office of "unrepentant" power that he is wielding. People who have no shame or decency, are inherently dangerous to other people.

Our generation allowed this man in - we must legally take him out!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
10.1.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  CB @10.1    4 weeks ago

If Americans do not VOTE this psycho out of the OVAL Office, there may not be an Oval Office. It will become Trump's Castle and Casino!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
10.1.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @10.1.1    4 weeks ago

You are just an alarmist.

 
 
 
Ozzwald
10.1.3  Ozzwald  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @10.1.1    4 weeks ago

If Americans do not VOTE this psycho out of the OVAL Office, there may not be an Oval Office. It will become Trump's Castle and Casino!

With his track record on casinos, that may indicate that he can't run it for long.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
10.1.4  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Ozzwald @10.1.3    4 weeks ago

Unfortunately, this arrogant, self-serving spoiled brat is destroying this country. Not one second for!

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
10.1.5  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @10.1.1    3 weeks ago

Don't blame this American if he gets reelected, blame the EC.

 
 
 
CB
11  CB     one month ago
"Those who choose to bury their heads in the toilet, eventually get flushed." - Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo.

I had to reflect on this one for a bit, but I can see it. I agree!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
11.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  CB @11    4 weeks ago

CB:  As you know, I speak in "RIDDLES", even I am not privileged to their meaning. Just the messenger!

 
 
 
It Is ME
11.1.1  It Is ME  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @11.1    4 weeks ago
As you know, I speak in "RIDDLES", even I am not privileged to their meaning. Just the messenger!

"You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies." Steve Martin

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Eat The Press Do Not Read It
11.1.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  It Is ME @11.1.1    4 weeks ago

Oh, thank you, It Is Me!

That is correct. As a detainee at the Dick Cheney Nursing Home For Wayward Republicans, I am locked up in the basement in chains. So, I don't get to t he movies a lot.

Any suggestions on what I should see when I break out?

 
 
 
It Is ME
11.1.3  It Is ME  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @11.1.2    4 weeks ago
Any suggestions on what I should see when I break out?

"An Inconvenient Truth" !

I hear "The Joker" was great in that flick !

Not that I think "The Joker" is better than "The Riddler", but "The Riddler" does seem to have more issues with "Batman" than does "The Joker" !

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
11.1.4  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  It Is ME @11.1.3    4 weeks ago

Excellent advise. As you are aware, my mission is to seek the truth no matter unto which movie it shall lead me.

 
 
 
Freedom Warrior
12  Freedom Warrior    one month ago

That is sure to fire up the fringe.  Give a wave to Voyager 1 for me.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
12.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Freedom Warrior @12    4 weeks ago

You must be a psychic, too. I just flew by Voyager 1, sadly no one was on board. I am on my Annual Pilgrimage to "The Big Guy In The Sky." Want any souvenirs?

 
 
 
bugsy
12.1.1  bugsy  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @12.1    4 weeks ago

Have you ever been on American Pickers?

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Eat The Press Do Not Read It
12.1.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  bugsy @12.1.1    4 weeks ago

Yes, thousands of times. That is actually my pappy, "Snappy", Renown Nostril Picker and finder of Boulder Burgers, Trump favorite fast food restaurant and Choke and Crock Bar.

I could send you some, if you like, Bugsy. They are great for catching bed bugs, which are a nice appetizer.

 
 
 
It Is ME
13  It Is ME    one month ago

" Those who choose to bury their heads in the toilet, eventually get flushed. " - Jonathan Livingston 

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/02/03/the-flu-has-already-killed-10000-across-us-as-world-frets-over-coronavirus.html

While the new coronavirus ravages much of China and world leaders rush to close their borders to protect citizens from the outbreak, the flu has quietly killed 10,000 in the U.S. so far this influenza season.

"Flu" doesn't sound as ominous as "Coronavirus".

Has "Corona Beer" sales suffered too ?

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
14  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    4 weeks ago

Yes, our Commander-In-Blunders sent stealth bomber in as soon as he learned of the crisis. Completely destroyed the brewery. 

Trump NEVER lets us down.256

 
 
 
gooseisgone
14.1  gooseisgone  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @14    4 weeks ago
Commander-In-Blunders

You will be wishing for Trump if Biden gets elected.  He can barely make it through a sentence without a blunder, bullshit or a flat out lie. 

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
14.1.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  gooseisgone @14.1    4 weeks ago

Biden had to overcome "stuttering" as a child. He is well equipped to run this nation, Trump is not.

 
 
 
gooseisgone
14.1.2  gooseisgone  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @14.1.1    3 weeks ago

Normally stuttering effects a word or two doesn't make you call your wife, your sister, or forget what office you are running for, or makes you make up lies about being arrested. I believe Joe really has a problem. 

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
14.1.3  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  gooseisgone @14.1.2    3 weeks ago

Do you see a problem with Trump's four years of gafs and lies?

 
 
 
Split Personality
14.1.4  Split Personality  replied to  gooseisgone @14.1.2    3 weeks ago

Since you are an expert on stuttering and dementia,

what is your expert diagnosis for these comments.

 
 
 
gooseisgone
14.1.5  gooseisgone  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @14.1.3    3 weeks ago

Yes, he mispronounces words on a regular basis. When these occur do you think he is talking about an entirely different subject. 

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
14.1.6  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  gooseisgone @14.1.2    3 weeks ago

And, Trump doesn't have thousands of them?

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
14.1.7  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @14.1.3    3 weeks ago

No they are wonderful for comedy, but, disastrous for the country. Don't cry, laugh at his Orange HighArse!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
14.1.8  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  gooseisgone @14.1.5    3 weeks ago

No! I think he is Talking-In-Tongues! That is a goo sign, not a Stop Sign.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
15  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    4 weeks ago

News Break from Broke Back Mountain:  Elizabeth Warren did not "drop out of the presidential race."

She defiantly rode off on her BROOM!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
16  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    4 weeks ago

We must CRUSH Trump and the GOP, Government of Putin. Our Nation Needs Our Help. Trump does not!

 
 
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