Schools Kids In Masks - Here was the hilarious prediction from this funny Florida mom:
As the local school board in Bradenton, FL gathered to decide whether or not to make kids wear masks at school, one student’s mom shared her hilarious thoughts of what that might look like. Her prediction is so spot on!
Kevin Bergquist shared the mom’s response in what might be the funniest personal Facebook post we’ve seen all year. And we’re not the only ones who found it funny. The post has garnered over 178,000 likes and 484,000 shares in 2 days!
Here was the hilarious prediction from this funny Florida mom:
Here’s how I think requiring masks might work in elementary.
Please don’t snap Billy’s mask in his face.
Your mask is not a necklace, bracelet, or any other form of jewelry.
You should not be using your mask as a slingshot. Please put it back on your face.
Please do not chew on your mask.
Your mask should be on your face, not on the back of your head
I’m sorry your mask is wet, but that’s what happens when you lick the inside of it.
I’m sorry you sneezed. Here’s a tissue. Wipe out the snot as well as you can.
No, you may not blow your nose in your mask.
Why is your mask soaking wet? You just came back from the bathroom?
And you put it back on your face after you dropped it?
I’m sorry you broke the elastic on your mask by seeing how far the band would stretch. Now you’ll have to hold the mask on your face … or use this duct tape.
Please take the mask off your eyes and watch where you’re walking. I don’t care if you have X-ray vision.
Please take the mask off of your pencil and stop twirling it.
I know the mask fits over your pants like a knee pad, but please take it off of your leg and put it on your face.
What do you mean you tried to eat your lunch through your mask?
Please don’t share your mask or trade masks. I don’t care if you like Ingrid’s mask better than yours.
I’m sorry, but your mask is not school appropriate.
We’re not comparing our masks to other kids’ masks… everyone’s mask is unique and special.
No, you may not decorate your mask instead of doing your work. I don’t care if you have a Sharpie.
You’re not a pirate, please take your mask off your eye.
Try to get the gum off as much as you can.
Please don’t use your mask to pick your nose.
I’m sorry you tripped, but that’s what happens when you put your feet inside the elastic of your mask.
No, your mask doesn’t make it hard to get your work done.
Your Mom will need to get you a new mask since you chewed a hole in that one.
Why is there a shoe print on your mask?
No, you cannot eat the snow through your mask.
I don’t care if you were in art class and being creative; we do not decorate our masks.
We do not beam other kids in the face with balls. No, their masks don’t make it not hurt.
Please don’t plug your nose holes with your mask.
Who’s making that noise?
I’m sorry your ponytail is stuck, that’s what happens when you see how many times you can wrap it around your mask.
I’m sorry to tell you, but your child thought her mask made her a superhero. She tried to fly off the jungle gym at recess …
I’m sorry your breath stinks in your mask, maybe we should all try to brush better.
Please take those cookies out of your mask. No, you are not a chipmunk.
And there you have it. That’s pretty much what our poor elementary teachers have to look forward to in the fall if masks are required when school starts back up!
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Haha She sounds like a teacher.
Now that is just too funny. Thanks for the laugh!
I saw that, To the Principles office suzy !
I disagree - Mrs. Dixon in third grade would know it in a flash.
I would have known, too! We teachers have super powers.
If you do have superpowers then you can jump off the Jungle Gym.
I actually had a teacher named Miss Dixon in elementary public school.
And you have eyes in the back of your head
I think it's a prerequisite.
On a personal note, my mom had the gift. On family outings, it was uncanny how she could reach behind from her front seat passenger perch and slap the snot out of the one causing the most trouble in the back seat. Now that I think about it, she could do it while driving, as well.
Your mom had talent
Teacher: Billy why did you run Lucy's mask up the flagpole?
Teacher: Tom. I don't care what happened to your mask a jock is not an acceptable substitute
Teacher: Joe, do not wear your big sister's bra for a mask again
Teacher: Robert, get that propeller off the front of your mask
Ha, those are some good ones.
Lol, that was good!
My faves:
Why is your mask soaking wet? You just came back from the bathroom? And you put it back on your face after you dropped it?
Who’s making that noise?
Please don’t use your mask to pick your nose.
That was amusing and yes, I can picture all of those things.
For middle-schoolers [my son is going to be in 7th grade], I can also picture this being a new "bullying" situation. Kids taking off their masks and chasing after another kid saying I'm going to cough on you so you get sick... and even some of these would be applicable for all the way through high-school aged kids. Why? Because some never grow up.
Or how about the kids that have some designer mask making fun of the kid who is wearing a plain, blue paper mask because Mom got 6 dozen for $5.99 at Walgreens?
Heaven forbid, how can a child live thru such tragedy. Little Jenny had binder with hello kitty on it, poor sally only had a plain old pink one. Maybe we just make everyone the same like good little socialist, no individuality is the only answer. [deleted]
That isn't the answer and it's all about how hilarious it's going to be for teachers to be dealing with stupid crap mentioned.
I put quotes around bullying because I taught my kids that unkind words go in one ear and out the other. The only reason to defend is when it becomes physical.
Well what is the answer for some kid wearing a designer mask and the the other kid wearing a plain blue one. I'm not a maskhole that knows the proper mask etiquette. When I use a mask I wear a " blue paper mask". I didn't know I was exhibiting lowly behavior by doing so.
Not lowly behavior.
The designer mask vs. blue mask... it's like for the early 80s teen girls, Gloria Vanderbilt or Jordache vs Kmart jeans. For the 90s teens it can be compared to JNCO vs. JCPenney jeans that kinda look like JNCOs, but aren't. We didn't have to wear masks previously. I ignored the a-holes that put emphasis on the "cool" clothes and that picked on others for their parents refusing to spend $80-$100 on a pair of jeans. I was one of the ones being picked on and didn't care.
Unfortunately, most kids today have very thin skin and don't know how to ignore taunting and name-calling. Therefore, not completely sure what the answer is other than for parents to stop coddling and actually let them learn some things on their own for once. My kids handle their own stuff and they know how to ignore rude words because those words don't matter anyway.
Thank-you, Ms Aubrey. I was one of those kids who got picked on because I didn't wear the latest fashions. Mom and dad couldn't afford it.
I know kids, I raised 2 of the little beasties. I know how they can be