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Joe Biden is a Chicken!

  

Category:  News & Politics

By:  nerm-l  •  4 years ago  •  97 comments

Joe Biden is a Chicken!
White or dark? Does it matter?

Hear me out before jumping on the silly train.  

A barn raised chicken is so bland that it can be made to taste like anything.  And there is a choice of dark or white meat.  A barn raised chicken is unoffensive, goes with anything, and is always appropriate.  The chicken is the least memorable part of the meal.

Joe Biden is trying to be the perfect political barn raised chicken.  And he is succeeding.  The side dish of a Vice Presidential candidate is generating more excitement than the main course.  The media is talking about gravy spilled on the table cloth rather than extolling the qualities of the chicken.  Democrats are smacking their lips over the prospect of mashed taters, peas & carrots, and an overflowing gravy boat.  There isn't any enthusiasm for the chicken.

Yep, Joe Biden is a barn raised chicken.  


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Nerm_L
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1  author  Nerm_L    4 years ago

Democrats are hoping for a chicken dinner.

 
 
 
Ed-NavDoc
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1.1  Ed-NavDoc  replied to  Nerm_L @1    4 years ago

Actually, to me Biden has always been a turkey!

 
 
 
Greg Jones
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1.2  Greg Jones  replied to  Nerm_L @1    4 years ago

We have known for a long time that Biden is a really dumb cluck

 
 
 
charger 383
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2  charger 383    4 years ago

Where's the beef?

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
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3  Paula Bartholomew    4 years ago

 Joe Biden is a barn raised chicken.

Trump is a mansion raised jackass.

 
 
 
Krishna
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3.1  Krishna  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @3    4 years ago
Trump is a mansion raised jackass.

Please don't insult jackasses!

 
 
 
MsAubrey (aka Ahyoka)
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3.1.1  MsAubrey (aka Ahyoka)  replied to  Krishna @3.1    4 years ago

Yeah! They're cute.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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3.1.2  Trout Giggles  replied to  MsAubrey (aka Ahyoka) @3.1.1    4 years ago

And useful

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
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3.1.3  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  Krishna @3.1    4 years ago

My bad.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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3.1.4  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Krishna @3.1    4 years ago

BIDEN is the cock rooster who is gonna drive Trump to the "Nut House," where he belongs.

Trump has been a chicken all of his life. Hide behind a "bogus" deferment to get out of the draft. Hides behind lawyers, thugs, etc.

He is all bravado.

 
 
 
XXJefferson51
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3.2  XXJefferson51  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @3    4 years ago

That’s the symbol for the democrat party only!  

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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3.2.1  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  XXJefferson51 @3.2    4 years ago

196 Trump's Golden Throne.

 
 
 
Dismayed Patriot
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4  Dismayed Patriot    4 years ago

You had me at "unoffensive". Now that's what I'm looking forward to after nearly 4 years of an offensive petulant man baby stomping around the oval office.

"is always appropriate"

Yes please, I'll have more of that too. Not sure why anyone would want a President who wasn't "appropriate".

Appropriate: adjective - suitable or proper in the circumstances.

I very much want a suitable and/or proper President. Obviously we've been without one for quite some time so rational sane Americans everywhere can't wait till November so they can get the offensive and inappropriate moron out of office. I'll take barn raised chicken over Portable toilet Trump soup any day.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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4.1  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Dismayed Patriot @4    4 years ago

Trump is in the middle of a breakdown. He killed the economy with his push to open businesses too soon, now, he wants to kill your children by forcing governors to OPEN schools to soon.

Don't you get it? He is through!
196

 
 
 
Sparty On
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4.1.1  Sparty On  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @4.1    4 years ago

The fall is going to be especially hard this time when Trump wins.

Haters better start girding your loins right now ..... building up some resistance prior to the occurrence might help some ......

 
 
 
XXJefferson51
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4.1.2  XXJefferson51  replied to  Sparty On @4.1.1    4 years ago

Be ready to hear more howling at the moon and crying on election night as the reality of their defeat sets in.  

 
 
 
Sparty On
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4.1.3  Sparty On  replied to  XXJefferson51 @4.1.2    4 years ago

It won't be pretty if that happens ..... that is for sure.

 
 
 
CB
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4.1.4  CB  replied to  Sparty On @4.1.1    4 years ago

Trump is a liar, a thief, and the truth is not in him. Tell us why you support him again. Your family, as much as ours, others, are on the line for 2021 flu-coronavirus season. While we hope for a cure, we should prepare for disaster! Trump has no regard for this season of the virus we are suffering through. How can you ignore the lives loss, the children being pushed into the 'stream' of a virus-laden public, and the potential for spread in the future?

 
 
 
Sparty On
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4.1.5  Sparty On  replied to  CB @4.1.4    4 years ago

That is such a steaming pile of TDS ridden garbage I’m not going to bother answering any of it.    There is no point to it.    You are way to far gone to have a reasonable conversation on this topic.

Suffice it to say Biden represents what is important to me and mine very little.    Trump does to a much greater extent  .... end of story as far as I’m concerned.

Now here is where you try to insult my intelligence for feeling that way.    Have at er .... I don’t care what you think on the topic.    Not one iota.

 
 
 
CB
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4.1.6  CB  replied to  Sparty On @4.1.5    4 years ago

I won't insult your intelligence (as your "TDS" talking point seeks to do my intelligence). The 'combat' is in Trump's head. People have tried to get on the same page as the "unmasked" foolish one, of course, he not a scientist or a "medic"—has he even looked into the world of a coronavirus? I mean, if you are going to 'talk the talk' perhaps just try and walk the walk as well.

We're going to die. Many of us this month, many more in September, and another group of us in the months after. We want to live!

And 'Combat' Trump is marching around tooting his own tune to hidden music he alone can hear! And he re-transmits the musical refrain to the likes of his supporters!

Know this: The dead people in this Trump-Coronavirus show are symbols of us—living. Hi Mom! Hi DaD! Hi Junior! Hi Jane! Hi Gramps! Hi Grandma!

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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5  Trout Giggles    4 years ago

I don't know how you cook your chicken but I get rave reviews on my roasted chicken. It's never just an afterthought

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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5.1  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Trout Giggles @5    4 years ago

I've always loved Southern Fried Chicken, and why is it that whenever a person eats some exotic meat they say it tastes just like chicken?  What a person should be worried about is this....

800

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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5.1.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @5.1    4 years ago

LOL!

I've had alligator. It doesn't taste like chicken

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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5.1.2  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Trout Giggles @5.1.1    4 years ago

I'm glad the alligator didn't taste you.  

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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5.1.3  Trout Giggles  replied to  Buzz of the Orient @5.1.2    4 years ago

LOL!

 
 
 
cjcold
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5.1.4  cjcold  replied to  Trout Giggles @5.1.1    4 years ago

Rattlesnake tastes like chicken. An ER Doc gave me some once. 

Since I had been bitten as a child, figured turnabout was fair play.

 
 
 
Sparty On
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6  Sparty On    4 years ago

You are wrong.   Wanna know how i know?

I like chicken but not Biden .... so there you go .....jrSmiley_41_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
Tessylo
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8  Tessylo    4 years ago

What's tRumps' excuse?  Mad cow disease?

 
 
 
Tessylo
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9  Tessylo    4 years ago

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XXJefferson51
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9.1  XXJefferson51  replied to  Tessylo @9    4 years ago

jrSmiley_10_smiley_image.gifWhat a bitter loser Schmidt is! jrSmiley_86_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
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Freshman Silent
10  Account Deleted    4 years ago

Why are we discussing chicken when it's Trump's goose that's gonna be cooked by Thanksgiving?

With a yummy side order of  mashed confefe with baked Nambia for dessert. We might even invite Trump's imaginary friend Jim over - I'm sure there will be seats available.

But please dream on.

 
 
 
Ed-NavDoc
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10.1  Ed-NavDoc  replied to  Account Deleted @10    4 years ago

By all means, continue with your fantasy...

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
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10.2  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  Account Deleted @10    4 years ago

The goose would have salmonella.

 
 
 
JBB
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11  JBB    4 years ago

Then Trump is a hen. Not a laying hen, a lying hen...

 
 
 
KDMichigan
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12  KDMichigan    4 years ago

Hillaryious. Where is the support for bidden? The I hate President Trump TDS comments is the only thing this seed will generate.

I can't wait for the debates.

Being a gaff machine isn't going to win a presidency.

 
 
 
CB
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12.2  CB  replied to  KDMichigan @12    4 years ago

Really? How "gaffie" are 18,000 lies, misleading statements, and deceptive tweets? 

original   How do you know when He Whom Shall Go Unnamed is telling the truth?   original   How many  virus-riddled dead Americans are there really?  original   Does He Whom Shall Go Unnamed and his conservative supporters have a true body count?

 
 
 
CB
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12.2.1  CB  replied to  CB @12.2    4 years ago

I never would have believed the party of the so-called, "righteous" would stand by a chicken Leader who would let seniors, vets, and children down, become sicken, and dead. With of all things a microbe that won't even allow for a proper bedside good bye! A microbe is eating our lunches!

And all He Whom Shall Go Unnamed can do is promise more of the same in the up-coming second wave. He said, "It is what it is!" And, his supporters just kept up 'front-line' obstructions and running maneuvers anyway! How pathetic we have become when we do not even know how to properly deal with outrage anymore.

 
 
 
Tessylo
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13  Tessylo    4 years ago

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XXJefferson51
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13.1  XXJefferson51  replied to  Tessylo @13    4 years ago

https://www.instagram.com/p/CDeBlUen8sc/?igshid=xd8g38mqq57g

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
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14.1  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  Tessylo @14    4 years ago

Any vet who supports Trump is a traitor to the US.

 
 
 
Raven Wing
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14.1.1  Raven Wing  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @14.1    4 years ago

Right on!!  jrSmiley_13_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
Greg Jones
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14.1.2  Greg Jones  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @14.1    4 years ago

I'm a vet and your asinine comment is pure bullshit

 
 
 
KDMichigan
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14.1.3  KDMichigan  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @14.1    4 years ago
Any vet who supports Trump is a traitor to the US.

Wow. And look at those that agree with you. Not surprised.

 
 
 
KDMichigan
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14.1.4  KDMichigan  replied to  Greg Jones @14.1.2    4 years ago
I'm a vet and your asinine comment is pure bullshit

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Tessylo
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14.1.6  Tessylo  replied to    4 years ago

That's hilarious.  The current 'president' is stealing your 'wealth'.  

Who is telling you how to run your business now?

 
 
 
bbl-1
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14.1.7  bbl-1  replied to  Greg Jones @14.1.2    4 years ago

I am Vietnam Veteran and her comment is not BS.

 
 
 
Ed-NavDoc
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14.1.9  Ed-NavDoc  replied to  dennis smith @14.1.8    4 years ago

As am I, and her comment certainly is.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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14.1.10  Trout Giggles  replied to  Greg Jones @14.1.2    4 years ago

Paula is a vet, too, and she has the right to her opinion.

I'm a vet and I think he's the worst POTUS to ever be elected. I won't call him a traitor because I have no evidence that he is a traitor but I won't be surprised if evidence is found that he is.

 
 
 
Sparty On
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14.1.11  Sparty On  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @14.1    4 years ago

This is the type of talk that just helps keep folks divided.   Is that your purpose here?

I'm actually surprised YOU would make such a negatively charged comment about your fellow Vets.

It's disrespectful and insulting as hell.   It's so far off base it's hard to believe you actually retired out of the military.

Very disappointing ......

 
 
 
Ed-NavDoc
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14.1.12  Ed-NavDoc  replied to  Trout Giggles @14.1.10    4 years ago

Found or manufactured? Could be either or.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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14.1.13  Trout Giggles  replied to  Ed-NavDoc @14.1.12    4 years ago

I want found...not manufactured.

But even if the evidence is found, trmp supporters will still think it's manufactured and all a "hoax" because that's what he will tell them to think

 
 
 
Just Jim NC TttH
Professor Principal
14.1.14  Just Jim NC TttH  replied to  Trout Giggles @14.1.13    4 years ago
But even if the evidence is found, trmp supporters will still think it's manufactured and all a "hoax"

So far pretty much everything they've tried has been. Ever hear about the boy who cried wolf...............one too many times?

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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14.1.15  Trout Giggles  replied to  Just Jim NC TttH @14.1.14    4 years ago

I've heard the tale but sometimes there really is a fire when you smell smoke

 
 
 
XXJefferson51
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14.1.20  XXJefferson51  replied to    4 years ago

You might like this one! https://www.instagram.com/p/CDfKkXgHkDZ/?igshid=ahppi9efhutk

 
 
 
CB
Professor Principal
15  CB    4 years ago

I'll take my 'chicken' and its 'helper' without coronavirus/COVID-19 in February 2021! Thank you very much. He Whom Shall Go Unnamed with do no better with this current virus in a new presidency than the old. And, in 2021, I, you, if we survive this iteration of pandemic, will encounter a new round of all bets are off!

 
 
 
bbl-1
Professor Quiet
16  bbl-1    4 years ago

Sounds like the fascists are getting nervous.  I even heard Matt Schlapp during a MSNBC interview deny Trump was a fascist.  That must mean something, right?

 
 
 
Texan1211
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16.1  Texan1211  replied to  bbl-1 @16    4 years ago

Lisbon.

 
 
 
bbl-1
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16.1.1  bbl-1  replied to  Texan1211 @16.1    4 years ago

Err, don't you mean lesbian?

 
 
 
Texan1211
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16.1.2  Texan1211  replied to  bbl-1 @16.1.1    4 years ago

Err, had I meant lesbian, then that's what I would have written.

I wrote LISBON. 

Perhaps you have heard of it?

 
 
 
Tessylo
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17  Tessylo    4 years ago

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XXJefferson51
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17.1  XXJefferson51  replied to  Tessylo @17    4 years ago

Too bad Obama didn’t follow through with those words of his and made Trump do it in the face of a pandemic.  Bush was preparing us, Obama depleted Bush’s stock piles and didn’t replace them.  

 
 
 
CB
Professor Principal
17.1.1  CB  replied to  XXJefferson51 @17.1    4 years ago

Serious growth and development called for in those comments. We dying and you 'fiddle' with BS.

 
 
 
Buzz of the Orient
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18  Buzz of the Orient    4 years ago
A basic text on military theory is "The Art of War," which is generally credited to the Chinese writer, Sun Tzu. It dates to the 2nd century BC.
The fact that every military school in the world still teaches the lessons embodied in "The Art of War" 2,200 years after it was written is further evidence that Darwin may have been wrong. One of the most quoted axioms from "The Art of War" is some variant on the theme: "When your enemy is in the process of destroying himself, stay out of his way."

In my opinion, Biden is merely staying out of Trump's way while he destroys himself - smart move.

 
 
 
sixpick
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19  sixpick    4 years ago

384

 
 
 
CB
Professor Principal
19.1  CB  replied to  sixpick @19    4 years ago

Clearly Biden is 'inarticulate'? However, did you miss the 'memo' where this same Biden you portray in the worse light possible, also served the first black president as his second for eight years? How "bright and clean" were those years of service to black America?

 
 
 
Ozzwald
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CB
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19.2.1  CB  replied to  Ozzwald @19.2    4 years ago

This is why we should not elect 'dildos' to run the country. Black people in the early years (including the 80's) were forced to count the money of amoral jerkholes who greedily chugged everything like it was candy financially ("the one who dies with the most toys wins") and then would complain about regular joes behind their backs for why they couldn't get up! Actually, I am appalled at people who suffer He Whom Shall Go Unnamed without any discretion. It speaks volumes.

 
 
 
sixpick
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19.2.2  sixpick  replied to  Ozzwald @19.2    4 years ago

Did Trump Say ‘Laziness Is a Trait in Blacks; No Black President Again Any Time Soon’?

What's True

Donald Trump once tweeted, "Sadly, because president Obama has done such a poor job as president, you won't see another black president for generations!"

What's False

Trump did not utter the full statement, "Laziness is a trait in blacks ... I believe that ... No black person will be president again any time soon."

What's Undetermined

Whether Trump ever said "Laziness is a trait in blacks" is not certain.

And I used the Left's Snopes.  Even they couldn't find any validity in your meme.

I can actually find the recordings of the one I put up.

One day you will not be able to close your eyes tight enough to avoid seeing the truth and I don't think it will be that far down the road.  It's not going to be that good for me and it's not going to be that good for you.  In fact it is not going to be that good for anyone.

 
 
 
Ozzwald
Professor Quiet
19.2.3  Ozzwald  replied to  sixpick @19.2.2    4 years ago
Did Trump Say ‘Laziness Is a Trait in Blacks; No Black President Again Any Time Soon’?

Why are you trying to argue with me about something I never said?  Are you so desperate to try and cover up Trump's racism that you have to try and twist facts to claim they said something they truly never did?

strawman.jpg

 
 
 
CB
Professor Principal
19.2.4  CB  replied to  sixpick @19.2.2    4 years ago

rating-mixture.png Mixture

This rating indicates that a claim has significant elements of both truth and falsity to it such that it could not fairly be described by any other rating.

This rating is from the Snopes site you posted about the quoted statements of Trump about Obama and blacks counting his money - at the casinos @ 19.2 above.

In summary:

  1. Snopes agrees with Trump tweeting about not having another black president for a generation.
  2. Snopes can not verify that the author of the book, "Trumped" who published and attributed a reference to 'blacks being lazy and it is trait' to Trump actually heard it from Trump since it was a private 'affair.'

It is noted in the article that Trump himself was asked about number 2 above in a 1997 interview to which he replied:

Although Trump didn’t deny any of O’Donnell’s specific allegations in a subsequent (1997) Playboy magazine interview — “The stuff O’Donnell wrote about me is probably true,” Trump said at the time.

But in 1999 Trump stated this about the matter:

[Trump] vehemently denied O’Donnell’s account of the conversation when asked about it during a 24 October 1999 interview with Tim Russert on Meet the Press :

MR. TRUMP: I never said it. I don’t even know …

MR. RUSSERT: Donald Trump …

MR. TRUMP: I hardly know this guy. He was running one of my casinos for a short period of time. He was fired, we fired him because he wasn’t doing a very good job. He wrote this nasty book. He made up stuff. This is like Jon Lovitz on “Saturday Night Live,” the liar. “I went to Harvard. Yeah, I went to Harvard.” This guy, I hardly know him. He made up this quote. I’ve heard the quote before, and it’s nonsense.

MR. RUSSERT: You’ve never said anything like that?

MR. TRUMP: I’ve never said anything like it, ever.

Trump is suspected of saying a great many non-PC phrases and statements over the course of his professional life. And we have an overabundance of proof that this man is an extraordinary 'fibber'! So--judge for yourselves!

Source for quote:

 
 

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