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The Only One TRUE God!

  

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Via:  the-irascible-harry-krishner  •  11 years ago  •  7 comments

The Only One TRUE God!

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THE CHURCH OF THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER

About

The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, while having existed in secrecy for hundreds of years, only recently came into the mainstream when this letter was published in May 2005.

With millions, if not thousands, of devout worshippers, the Church of the FSM is widely considered a legitimate religion, even by its opponents mostly fundamentalist Christians, who have accepted that our God has larger balls than theirs.

Some claim that the church is purely a thought experiment, satire, illustrating that Intelligent Design is not science, but rather a pseudoscience manufactured by Christians to push Creationism into public schools. These people are mistaken. The Church of FSM is real, totally legit, and backed by hard science. Anything that comes across as humor or satire is purely coincidental.

Further

Pastafarianism is a real religion.

Most of us do not believe a religion Christianity, Islam, Pastafarianiasm requires literal belief in order to provide spiritual enlightenment. That is, we can be part of a community without becoming indoctrinated. There are many levels of belief.

By design, the only dogma allowed in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the rejection of dogma. That is, there are no strict rules and regulations, there are no rote rituals and prayers and other nonsense. Every member has a say in what this church is and what it becomes.

To outsiders it makes us hard to define, but here are some general things that can be said about our beliefs:

  • We believe pirates, the original Pastafarians, were peaceful explorers and it was due to Christian misinformation that they have an image of outcast criminals today
  • We are fond of beer
  • Every Friday is a Religious Holiday
  • We do not take ourselves too seriously
  • We embrace contradictions (though in that we are hardly unique) LINK

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Krishna
Professor Expert
link   seeder  Krishna    11 years ago

Rachel Maddow talks about Darwins Birthday and the evolution ID debate, and about the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster:

 
 
 
Krishna
Professor Expert
link   seeder  Krishna    11 years ago

The Flying Spaghetti Monster blows.

The FSM is the only true God! Accept no imitations-- all other Gods are false Gods. As it is written:

Thou shalt have no other non-pasta Gods before me!

You, sir, are a blasphemer!Tongue.gif

 
 
 
Miss_Construed
Freshman Silent
link   Miss_Construed    11 years ago

RAmen

 
 
 
Krishna
Professor Expert
link   seeder  Krishna    11 years ago

RAmen

RA...men!

(and women too, of course)

 
 
 
Krishna
Professor Expert
link   seeder  Krishna    11 years ago

Very disappointing, really.I fully expected a caricature of either Limpbough lighting one of his cheap cigars with a thousand dollar bill from one of his mentality defective fans or $I$tah $araha dropping a stack of coins, one at a time out of her "vent" like a Subic Bay working girl.

Do you walk to school-- or carry your lunch?

 
 
 
Miss_Construed
Freshman Silent
link   Miss_Construed    11 years ago

Our pasta, who art in a colander, draining be your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day our garlic bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza, for thine is the meatball, the onion, and the bay leaves, forever and ever. R'Amen.

 
 

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