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Evangelical Are Not Christ Like!

  
By:  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  •  Politic  •  2 years ago  •  51 comments

Evangelical Are Not Christ Like!

"There is a reason the Funding Fathers included a provision for the Separation of Church and State". - Reverend Oral Fleece, pastor of the "Church of the How Big Is Your Wallet, How Small Is Your Brain."

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Jesus did not speak his parables in "Tongues", nor did he pray in "Tongues" to His GOD! Evil-Genitals do!

Jesus did not HATE the poor, or, chastise them for being poor. Evil-genitals do!

Jesus didn't extol his followers to take up arms against the "Evil Government". Evil-Genitals do!

Jesus did not ask his followers to cast their votes as he ordered them to do. Evil-Genitals do!

Jesus did not condemn prostitutes, entertainers, or, Liberals. Evil-Genital Do.

Evangelicals Are Not Christ Like!

When they speak in "Tongues", who are they communicating with? The Devil?

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Dean Moriarty
1  Dean Moriarty    2 years ago

He might have been nothing more than a fairytale. I wouldn’t lose any sleep over it. We respect their beliefs because we respect religious freedom. As long as they are happy with their beliefs that’s really all that matters. 

 
 
 
MrFrost
1.1  MrFrost  replied to  Dean Moriarty @1    2 years ago
We respect their beliefs because we respect religious freedom. As long as they are happy with their beliefs that’s really all that matters.

Does that apply to Muslims as well?

 
 
 
Dean Moriarty
1.1.1  Dean Moriarty  replied to  MrFrost @1.1    2 years ago

Yes as well as Satanists, Heaven’s gate worshipers, Raelians and followers of the church of Euthanasia. 

http://www.churchofeuthanasia.org

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Eat The Press Do Not Read It
1.1.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  MrFrost @1.1    2 years ago

Evangelicals are not a religious group, any more. They have become a very aggressive political organization that uses their religious status to avoid paying taxes while they lobby the Trump Administration to change the law that prohibits churches from becoming  politicized.

Trump signed an Executive Order to reserve that long standing prohibition. Pence is pushing the "Freedom of Religion Act" which allows businesses to discriminate against anyone they feel violates their religious beliefs.

Such a bill was passed in Indiana while Pence was Governor. It targeted "gays folks" and makes it legal for business owners to discriminate against them.

Something is radically wrong with this group of RELIGIOUS ZEALOTS!


 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
1.1.3  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Dean Moriarty @1.1.1    2 years ago

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Old School Marine
1.2  Old School Marine  replied to  Dean Moriarty @1    2 years ago
He might have been nothing more than a fairytale.

Christ is an historically factual figure.

 
 
 
Hal A. Lujah
1.2.1  Hal A. Lujah  replied to  Old School Marine @1.2    2 years ago

Lol.  ok.

 
 
 
DRHunk
1.2.2  DRHunk  replied to  Old School Marine @1.2    2 years ago

Well that's not entirely true either. There does not seem to be any actual proof of his existence.

"https://www.washingtonpost.com/posteverything/wp/2014/12/18/did-historical-jesus-exist-the-traditional-evidence-doesnt-hold-up/?utm_term=.5b6b508d72f9"

 
 
 
Tacos!
1.2.3  Tacos!  replied to  DRHunk @1.2.2    2 years ago
There does not seem to be any actual proof of his existence.

Do you mean proof or evidence? There is tons of evidence. More than for pretty much anyone of such ancient vintage.

What would "proof" look like? Video? We don't have that for anyone before about 150 years ago. A body? Who's to say what a body is? Could be anybody. It's not like we have his DNA on file. So, I don't know how you would "prove" anyone existed . . . ever.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
1.2.4  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Old School Marine @1.2    2 years ago

Really?

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
1.2.5  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Tacos! @1.2.3    2 years ago

So, I don't know how you would "prove" anyone existed . . . ever.

I don't exist. I am imaginary. - Wintrope Merridethe, The III 

 
 
 
Old School Marine
1.2.6  Old School Marine  replied to  DRHunk @1.2.2    2 years ago
Well that's not entirely true either. There does not seem to be any actual proof of his existence.

Actually it is true, there are more than a couple writings form people outside those who wrote the Bible which attest to the fact that Christ was an historical figure physically present on earth.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
1.2.7  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Old School Marine @1.2    4 days ago

The historical evidence is still in question, but, I lean towards the concept that a person named Jesus may have lived and preached 2019 years ago, or, thereabout.

But, the FACTUAL evidence just is not there, at this time.

 
 
 
Tessylo
1.3  Tessylo  replied to  Dean Moriarty @1    2 years ago

Comment removed TOS [ph]

 
 
 
Dean Moriarty
1.3.1  Dean Moriarty  replied to  Tessylo @1.3    2 years ago

I support your freedom to feel that way about them and also their freedom to feel the same about you. 

 
 
 
Tessylo
1.3.2  Tessylo  replied to  Dean Moriarty @1.3.1    2 years ago

Comment removed TOS [ph]

 
 
 
Dean Moriarty
1.3.3  Dean Moriarty  replied to  Tessylo @1.3.2    2 years ago

No I don’t think it’s an insult. I think of it as the individuals freedom to say and think whatever they believe. 

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
1.3.4  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Dean Moriarty @1.3.3    2 years ago

Dean Moriarty, in the late 70's the Evangelical Movement instructed it members to run for School Boards, local public office, state and national office with the express view that they wanted to bring their brand of "Christianity" to the public by controlling the election process.

I would encourage you to seat down with a diehard, Talking-In-Tongue Evangelical and have a discussion about their beliefs.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
1.3.5  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Dean Moriarty @1.3.1    2 years ago

Isn't that LOVE-ER-LY!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
1.3.6  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Tessylo @1.3    2 years ago

Tessylo:  I wouldn't go that far. That is giving them way to much credit.

 
 
 
Old School Marine
1.3.7  Old School Marine  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @1.3.4    2 years ago
Dean Moriarty, in the late 70's the Evangelical Movement instructed it members to run for School Boards, local public office, state and national office with the express view that they wanted to bring their brand of "Christianity" to the public by controlling the election process.

Link please.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
1.3.8  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Old School Marine @1.3.7    2 years ago

What I am now, your historian? Do your own research! You won't believe anything unless it reaffirms your already assumed position.

Evangelicals are weekly manipulated by their multi-million dollars televangelists.  They were politicized by hard core Christians angry with President Carter because he would not endorse their movement to put Christ back in Government.

Try Conservative Christians Organizations in the Deep South on WikiLeaks. 

 
 
 
Old School Marine
1.3.9  Old School Marine  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @1.3.8    2 years ago
What I am now, your historian? Do your own research! You won't believe anything unless it reaffirms your already assumed position.

INTERPRETATION:

I cannot provide a link because all of my seeds are based on my own bigotry and not factual evidence.

Thanks for clearing that up for all of us.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
1.3.10  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Old School Marine @1.3.9    4 days ago

Nice self-projection, Old School Marine. 

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
1.3.11  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Old School Marine @1.3.7    4 days ago

 Jim Jones, Jones Town. Evangelical, or should we say, "EVIL-GENITAL' PREACHER, who ordered his followers to sleep and marry and unmarry who her decided God ordained. Then, he had them all killed.256

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
1.4  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Dean Moriarty @1    2 years ago

The problem, Dean, is not "Religious Freedom", it is the Evangelical Movement that is forcing their unchristian views into public policy by electing only Evangelicals like Pence, and, several of the Tex-ass and Southern Anti-Climatic, Anti-Science-Anti-Evolution Republican politicians that are hateful, religious extremists who believe that America was founded as a Christian Nation.Separation of Church  Hate.jpg

 
 
 
Dean Moriarty
1.4.1  Dean Moriarty  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @1.4    2 years ago

I’m not sure how they can separate their beliefs from their work it’s just part of who they are. It’s like Truman thanking God for the Atom bomb. Even if he didn’t publicly admit it he still would have held his beliefs and acted on what he believed in. 

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
1.4.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Dean Moriarty @1.4.1    2 years ago

Dean:  Your feelings may say, "Kill that SOB", but, the Rule of Law says "Don't". 

It is known, in some circle as "Commonsense", in others, as "respect for the rights of others and much as one respects their own rights".

 
 
 
Skrekk
1.5  Skrekk  replied to  Dean Moriarty @1    last year
We respect their beliefs because we respect religious freedom.

No, we respect their right to be superstitious.   Their particular beliefs do not per se deserve any respect at all.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
1.5.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Skrekk @1.5    4 days ago

Ouch, that is uncharitable. Ones religious beliefs are just that belief systems that are often not rooted in fact, reality, or, common sense.

However, for many, they do serve as a moral compass for many.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
1.6  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Dean Moriarty @1    4 days ago

The problem with this Evangelical, Talking-In-Tongue movement is that it has crossed over into the realm of politics blurring the line of  Separation of Church and State.

Evangelicals, Born Upside Down, and Backwards are pushing for public schools to teach "The Bible" in their classrooms from the pulpits in violation of the constitution and common sense.

What Bible are they proposing to be taught? The King's James Verison, assembled under a "Gay King". The Catholic Church's version, the Jewish Bible, the Bible of Latter Day Saints, the Bible of Tom Cruise's Scientologists, or, the verbalized hate filled bible of backwood Evangelical pastors who came to the "Jesus" after an all-night drunk, face up on the barroom floor.

Humanities religions have killed more folks than all the world wars.

Churches have to decide if they are a Political Action Committee or a Church, they cannot be both.256


 
 
 
Old School Marine
2  Old School Marine    2 years ago

The idiocy and cluelessness of hack wannabe journalist trolls is both disgusting and laughable

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
2.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Old School Marine @2    2 years ago

Comment removed for CoC violation [ph]  We, here, at the less than prestigious, Eat The Press - Do Not Read It, or, anything, are not "wanna be" Journalists. We are URINALIST - We piss on everybody's egotistical PARADE, equally.


 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
2.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Old School Marine @2    2 years ago

Comment removed for CoC violation [ph]:  Thanks for the compliment. "Disgusting & Laughable" are two of our top three goals. 

The third is "Enlightenment", when one realizes that REALITY is a lot more complex than what we were taught.


 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
2.3  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Old School Marine @2    4 days ago

It is not as disturbing as ignorant, "wannabe" Christians that think that the "Blue Eye, Blonde Hair, White Jesus" wants them to "hate gays", Jews, Liberals, Northerners, Muslims, Hindus followers and anyone that has a different religious view than they do. 

The Republican Party reached out to these backward, under-aged, bigoted erroneously called, "Christians", thereby turning them into a POLITICAL ACTION GROUP to pump up the GOP's sagging numbers.

Preachers, pastors, and church that promote hate, violence against their government, slavery, hate, and disdain of other groups are not "CHRIST LIKE". 

They are more representative of the other guy, the "Deceiver".

 
 
 
Tacos!
3  Tacos!    2 years ago
Evangelicals Are Not Christ Like!

Sweeping statements rooted in bigotry won't educate anyone. Christianity by its very nature is evangelical whether individual communities (churches) call themselves that or not. Even the political term of "Evangelical" to describe some kind of monolithic religious or political ideology is similarly useless. Might as well just say "white people are . . . " or "black people are . . . "

Jesus did not speak his parables in "Tongues", nor did he pray in "Tongues" to His GOD!

He might have. You don't know. The Bible records that Jesus often prayed in private and we have no idea what language he might have been speaking. The speaking in tongues thing is something that was recorded in the book of Acts and other places. It's simply something that happened to a group of people. Whether or not Jesus did it is immaterial. I don't see any reason to be bothered by it. It's not like it's some kind of requirement.

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
3.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Tacos! @3    2 years ago

The point of this Epistle is Evangelicals have some crazy ass beliefs that have nothing to do with the teaching of Jesus. The are not CHRISTIANS, or, Christ Like, who they claim to follow.

They are LUNATICS!

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Dean Moriarty
3.1.1  Dean Moriarty  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @3.1    2 years ago

They most likely have a different view of Christ’s teachings than your own interpretation. They are free to think as they please. Just as Truman a Democrat felt it was Gods will to bomb innocent women and children. 

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
3.1.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Dean Moriarty @3.1.1    2 years ago

Dean Moriarty:  I see why Sherlock Holmes was always disrupting your ancestor's evil plots.

Truman said, "thank God we have the bomb"!  He also warned Japan it they did not agree to surrender, America may have no other choice than to use it. Or, words to that effect.

Truman's comments are not the same as what congenital Evil-Genitals are plotting today. That is equivalent to comparing a fire cracker to a NUCLEAR EXPLOSION.


 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
3.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Tacos! @3    4 days ago

Tacos, your sweeping assumptions about a man who lived, or may not have lived, two thousand years ago are stunning.

"We do not know what Jesus prayed in private" so praying in tongues, shouting to the rafters, falling on the floor in a religious rapture in a public forum is a "Christ-Like" behavior?

Jesus did not ask for money from his followers, nor, did he solicit millions of dollars to build a castle for himself.

Jesus did not preach rebellion. He did not stoke his congregants to stockpile weapons, wear their religion on their sleeve as a badge of honor. 

He did not divide the nations of the world into "Have and Have Not". 

Jesus was definitely NOT an evangelical, talking in tongues, sleeve wearing Christian. Read the bible, not, let some undereducated backwood preacher man tell you what it says, then, demand 10% of your GROSS INCOME as a tithe.

 
 
 
It Is ME
4  It Is ME    2 years ago

"Evil-Genitals do!"

"Genitals" (used in the article) are all about "Feeling", and we ALL know how Pleasurable "Feelings" can Literally "impregnate" a nation into financial ruin. laughing dude

This Country NEEDS a "Fucking" Condom these days. geek

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
4.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  It Is ME @4    2 years ago

Really?  Do they make condoms that big?

 
 
 
It Is ME
4.1.1  It Is ME  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @4.1    2 years ago

One can have hope ? thumbs up

Don't hate to say it....but....Trump types are a start. la de da

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
4.1.2  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  It Is ME @4.1.1    2 years ago

Hell, with "Voter I.D."! Let's demand that they must prove they are human first before allowing them to cast a vote.

 
 
 
It Is ME
4.1.3  It Is ME  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @4.1.2    2 years ago
Let's demand that they must prove they are human first before allowing them to cast a vote.

AGREED !

Face it....since Trump has been elected...Politicians agree that they "Fucked" (resigned or lost elections), and Hollywood has agreed...they Fucked for money !

The "Condom" IS getting bigger. geek

Gotta love the Trump presence ! It's effect is in the right direction. winking

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
4.1.4  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  It Is ME @4.1.3    4 days ago

Satan loves it, according to my unnamed "sauces", Jim and Bean!

 
 
 
It Is ME
4.1.5  It Is ME  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @4.1.4    4 days ago
Satan loves it, according to my unnamed "sauces", Jim and Bean!

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Eat The Press Do Not Read It
5  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    2 years ago

4.1.1. It is ME:

Gotta love the Trump presence ! It's effect is in the right direction


Heading, I hope, for self detonation. Will you celebrate when Trump and the other TRAITORS are lead out of the Whitehouse in handcuffs?First Crime Family.jpg

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
5.1  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @5    2 years ago
I plan to take a NAP!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
6  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    4 days ago

Trump, the three-times divorced, serial adulterer pretends, now, that he is a Christian, although, in his book, The Art of the Steal, Trump admits that since he is not a Christian he is not bound by their ethics.

Con Men have been fleecing rubes since the beginning of time.
Trump is not who, or, what he says that he is.  BEWARE!

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
7  author  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    4 days ago

"And, then, God said, Let there be UBER RICH preacher who will live in $60 million dollar compounds", as nearly all Televangelist do today.

Evangelicals are CON MEN, like Trump, and a threat to our nation, in my humbled by the years' view.

Nite All, I take it every chance I get.