Politics Disaster At Rally As Biden Smudges Note On Hand Reading, 'You Are Joe Biden And You Are Running For President'

  
Via:  KDMichigan  •  3 months ago  •  27 comments


Politics  Disaster At Rally As Biden Smudges Note On Hand Reading, 'You Are Joe Biden And You Are Running For President'
Handlers scrambled to correct the issue by rushing Biden off the stage before any more damage could be done. "He's only supposed to be up there for seven seconds, tops. It's just his stammer from his childhood that sometimes makes him forget what planet he lives on and what year it is."

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COLUMBUS, OH—A Joe Biden campaign stop that began with the former vice president speaking with all the grace and class he is usually known for ended in disaster after the presidential candidate accidentally smudged a note on his hand reading, "You are Joe Biden and you are running for president."

The speech started out well but quickly derailed after Biden greeted the crowd and then looked down at his reminder message scrawled in marker on the back of his hand. It was all smudged, possibly by his sweat and also when he was rubbing women's shoulders in the crowd before the speech.
"Uh-oh," he muttered. "I'm, uh... I'm Joe... Montana? No, that can't be right. Joe Billingsworth? Mmm... that doesn't sound right." Biden frantically gestured toward an aide standing nearby to help him out, but the aide turned out to be a microphone stand, so he didn't receive much help there.
"Yes, so, anyway, the thing, I'm Joe or George or somebody, you know, the thing, and I'm running for... the pope? I don't think you vote for popes? Or is it kings you don't vote for? Huh?" Clearly agitated, Biden then began to lash out at a heckler, saying, "I'll beat the daylights out of you. Me, you, 50 pushups, go." Biden started doing the pushups but got winded after one and a half, though he still beat the protester because he turned out, once again, to be a microphone stand.
Handlers scrambled to correct the issue by rushing Biden off the stage before any more damage could be done. "He's only supposed to be up there for seven seconds, tops. It's just his stammer from his childhood that sometimes makes him forget what planet he lives on and what year it is."

https://babylonbee.com/news/disaster-at-biden-rally-as-he-smudges-reminder-message-reading-you-are-joe-biden-and-you-are-running-for-president


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KDMichigan
1  seeder  KDMichigan    3 months ago

I can't wait to see this baffoon on the debate stage with President Trump. He will be his own demise. No way he can pull the independent vote.

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The Magic Eight Ball
1.1  The Magic Eight Ball  replied to  KDMichigan @1    3 months ago
He will be his own demise.

after he loses the left will blame russia.

"not joking"

 
 
 
XDm9mm
1.2  XDm9mm  replied to  KDMichigan @1    3 months ago
I can't wait to see this baffoon on the debate stage with President Trump. He will be his own demise. No way he can pull the independent vote.

It will never get that far.   Someone will swoop in from left field (no pun intended) to save the DNC from itself and Uncle Joe.  Or is it Obiden?

 
 
 
MonsterMash
1.2.1  MonsterMash  replied to  XDm9mm @1.2    3 months ago
It will never get that far.   Someone will swoop in from left field (no pun intended) to save the DNC from itself and Uncle Joe. 

The DNC knows better than to nominate Dementia Joe and they sure as hell aren't going let Bernie be the nominee. Joe will drop out before the DNC convention for "health reasons". Like a knight in shining armor, Hillary Clinton rides in to unite the party. Hillary will be the nominee.

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squiggy
1.3  squiggy  replied to  KDMichigan @1    3 months ago

You're full of shit. You don't need an AR-14.

 
 
 
XDm9mm
1.3.1  XDm9mm  replied to  squiggy @1.3    3 months ago
You're full of shit. You don't need an AR-14.

You might want to modify that.  It "appears" you're speaking directly at KD...  instead of quoting asswipe Crazy Joe.

 
 
 
MUVA
1.3.2  MUVA  replied to  XDm9mm @1.3.1    3 months ago

Asswipe I remember my friend called everyone that back in the day it fits crazy hair sniffing Joe to a T. 

 
 
 
squiggy
1.3.3  squiggy  replied to  XDm9mm @1.3.1    3 months ago

KD knows better. It just adds to the drama. I forgot where I saw the exchange so I'll use Mr. Erudite's claim of having heard it on NPR.

 
 
 
MUVA
1.3.4  MUVA  replied to  squiggy @1.3.3    3 months ago

I'm going to get a AR 17 because more is better.

 
 
 
zuksam
1.3.5  zuksam  replied to  MUVA @1.3.2    3 months ago

I have a friend Mike who for 35 years has called everyone Nipplehead but it backfired because now whenever anyone mentions him in conversation they call him Nipplehead Mike because everyone knows at least 100 Mikes and you have to differentiate between them.

 
 
 
Sparty On
1.3.6  Sparty On  replied to  MUVA @1.3.4    3 months ago

I'm going with AR 69 because ..... well .... you know!

 
 
 
MUVA
1.3.7  MUVA  replied to  Sparty On @1.3.6    3 months ago

Hell yes.

 
 
 
Drakkonis
1.4  Drakkonis  replied to  KDMichigan @1    3 months ago
I can't wait to see this baffoon on the debate stage with President Trump.

It should be interesting, but your comment loses something by misspelling buffoon. 

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
1.4.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  Drakkonis @1.4    3 months ago

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KDMichigan
1.4.2  seeder  KDMichigan  replied to  Drakkonis @1.4    3 months ago

I spelled it exactly how I wanted. jrSmiley_13_smiley_image.gif

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TTGA
2  TTGA    3 months ago

Humor is always funnier the closer it gets to the truth.  It's not age though.  When my daughter read this, she said that, "If Obama hadn't told him exactly what to say, he's have sounded just as dumb when he was VP".

 
 
 
squiggy
3  squiggy    3 months ago

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4  squiggy    3 months ago

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5  squiggy    3 months ago

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6  Steve Ott    3 months ago

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Dismayed Patriot
7  Dismayed Patriot    3 months ago

Thank goodness this was labeled as satire, though the tag admitting such is rather small. I mean, anyone with more than half a brain can see this is total bullshit, but that means there are likely millions of Trump supporters who would totally believe this kind of ridiculous claim if they didn't notice the obscure tag. Based on some of the comments here I'm curious how many actually noticed it.

 
 
 
Greg Jones
7.1  Greg Jones  replied to  Dismayed Patriot @7    3 months ago

It may be satire, but it is close to the truth. The US doesn't need an elderly and befuddled creepy old man, who would be on training wheels, to be the president in these troubled times.

 
 
 
MonsterMash
7.1.1  MonsterMash  replied to  Greg Jones @7.1    3 months ago
The US doesn't need an elderly and befuddled creepy old man, who would be on training wheels, to be the president in these troubled times.

Joe isn't going to be the nominess, the DNC isn't dumb enough to put up a guy with dementia. So who will get the nomination? none other than Hillary

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
7.1.2  Trout Giggles  replied to  Greg Jones @7.1    3 months ago
The US doesn't need an elderly and befuddled creepy old man, who would be on training wheels, to be the president in these troubled times.

That's what we have now

 
 
 
devangelical
7.1.3  devangelical  replied to  Trout Giggles @7.1.2    3 months ago
 
 
 
Jasper2529
7.2  Jasper2529  replied to  Dismayed Patriot @7    3 months ago
but that means there are likely millions of Trump supporters who would totally believe this kind of ridiculous claim if they didn't notice the obscure tag.

KD's satire tag is hardly "obscure". It's placed exactly where we're supposed to tag articles and seeds.

 
 
 
squiggy
7.3  squiggy  replied to  Dismayed Patriot @7    3 months ago

Bummer. Here I just called Larry the Cable Guy to fix my TV picture.

 
 
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