Nurse takes photo with newborn baby - but doesn't see X-rated detail in background

Via:  Badfish Hαηd ⊕Ƒ †Hε Ωuεεη  •  2 months ago  •  26 comments

Nurse takes photo with newborn baby - but doesn't see X-rated detail in background
 

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Social media doesn't lack for new birth announcements.

Cheaper than taking an ad out in the paper, parents just love to share that first 'newborn' photo to tell the world the newest addition to the family has arrived.






In most cases mums and dads wait a little to reveal their bundle of joy. They want to meet them, have a cuddle and absorb the magnitude of what's just happened.

Also, birth is messy, painful and often undignified, and most mums would probably prefer to take a quick breather before facing the camera.

Some folks, however, just can't wait.

Take whoever was behind the photo of this newborn.


At first glance, it appears to simply be a cute snap of a minutes-old baby being cradled by a doctor or nurse. Then, your eyes wander to the background...

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The picture is captioned: "Some people are in such a hurry to put the picture of baby on Facebook. They just forget some things before posting."

As you can see, in the left-hand corner of the frame lies the mum - very much NOT camera ready.

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badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
2  seeder  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη    2 months ago

Check out my new baby, and the womb it was birthed from!

 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
3  Perrie Halpern R.A.    2 months ago

Hey, it's a womb with a view!

 
 
Buzz of the Orient
3.1  Buzz of the Orient  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @3    2 months ago

LOL  -  X marks the spot.

 
 
Trout Giggles
4  Trout Giggles    2 months ago

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How could you miss that?

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
5  seeder  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη    2 months ago

Smile for the picture!

 
 
devangelical
5.1  devangelical  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @5    2 months ago

vertically?

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
5.1.1  seeder  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  devangelical @5.1    2 months ago

Sideways snapper.

 
 
Trout Giggles
6  Trout Giggles    2 months ago

And that nurse does not have a clue on the photo bomb that's right behind her

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
7  seeder  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη    2 months ago

Winking womb

 
 
Ender
8  Ender    2 months ago

Look honey, this is what you did to your mother.

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
8.1  seeder  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  Ender @8    2 months ago

I wish i could get a pair of shoes as durable as a hoo hoo. Stretch out, wear em, then they shrink when unused. Amazing material.

 
 
Skrekk
8.1.1  Skrekk  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @8.1    2 months ago

At least with shoes it's easy to try them before you buy them to make sure they aren't too loose.

 
 
pat wilson
8.1.2  pat wilson  replied to  Skrekk @8.1.1    2 months ago

If the foot's big enough the shoe won't be too loose. jrSmiley_91_smiley_image.gif

 
 
Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom
9  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom    2 months ago

Pardon the cliche', but OMG!

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
9.1  seeder  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom @9    2 months ago

I like Valley Girl Sister Mary!

 
 
Trout Giggles
10  Trout Giggles    2 months ago

bump this baby

 
 
charger 383
11  charger 383    2 months ago

Put that picture on the mantle!

 
 
Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom
12  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom    2 months ago

This seed has been up for nearly 24 hours, and BF has yet to provide a new and improved image?  Inconceivable.   

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
12.1  seeder  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom @12    2 months ago

I've been banned from posting sexually explicit images since the ISIS goat article.

 
 
Split Personality
13  Split Personality    2 months ago

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badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
13.1  seeder  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  Split Personality @13    2 months ago

Finally....we agree.

 
 
Split Personality
13.1.1  Split Personality  replied to  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη @13.1    2 months ago

Well, that emoji is labeled "kitty kat"

I thought that was wonderfully ironic and appropos

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Uncle Bruce
14  Uncle Bruce    2 months ago

Wait, WAIT!...why has John not complained about a ToS violation?

 
 
Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom
14.1  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom  replied to  Uncle Bruce @14    2 months ago
Wait, WAIT!...why has John not complained about a ToS violation?

How could he?  Both the hoo and the ha were appropriately redacted.  

*edit* Upon further examination, and keep in mind that I don't routinely notice such things, but are those her nipples on full display?

 
 
Uncle Bruce
14.1.1  Uncle Bruce  replied to  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom @14.1    2 months ago

Someday, you're gonna have to give me YOUR definition of HOO and HA.

 
 
badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη
14.1.2  seeder  badfish hαηd ⊕ƒ †hε Ωuεεη  replied to  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom @14.1    2 months ago

Those are pulse and heart rate monitors.

 
 
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