Innuendo
Way back when Newsvine existed, ButtHeads Nation had a reputation as a free speech Nation where innuendo, profanity and humor were welcome. It became one of the fastest growing Nations on the Vine. Butt, there were also haters who constantly tried to get the Nation banned. One of those haters, who had a stick up her butt, published an article (one paragraph) calling ButtHeads a bunch of "immature evil juveniles who constantly spewed sexual innuendo."
I thanked her for noticing and encouraged ButtHeads to use the comments section to post their favorite innuendos. The response was fucking monu mental (ButtHeads put the "mental" in monumental). Her hate article generated thousands of comments (mostly innuendos in BHN). ButtHeads had fun posting some of the funniest shit on the internet. She eventually pulled her article down because the ButtHeads had totally hijacked the comments section.
Times have changed (me too movement) and this isn't Newsvine. And I'm not fluent in NewsTalk. I don't even know what the censorshit policy is on this site. Butt I know SiNNERS and ButtHeads here still have fully intact senses of humor. Unfortunately all of those hilarious comments posted on Newsvine are gone. I know I can't get them back. So please help me with this new innuendo article . Please post an innuendo or any other inappropriate comment below.
Here's some background music to help inspire new original innuendos. Because cumming up with an original innuendo is hard, very hard ....
Queen - Innuendo (official video)
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Omigosh. The timing couldn't be worse. I've been trying to give up innuendo, but it's been hard. Really really hard.
Lent is over in 2 weeks. See ya in the funny pages!
To avoid innuendo, just talk about the weather.
Official Buttheads theme song time.
Long Live Inuendo !
Sexual innuendo was funny until comedians started shoving it down my throat. - OSCAR WILDE
Innuendo cards are funny.
Now there's a book that would be hard to put down...
You know, I tried to swallow a dictionary once. After that, my throat was thesaurus it's ever been.
Innuendo... out the other.
Oh dear god. Someone's going to find something innuendoish about my comment above, and that's just wrong. It's been proven that 69% of people find something sexually scintillating about every sentence. Can you beat that??
Any sentence can be a sexual innuendo if you think hard about it for a long time.
Even Shakespeare got his innuendo licks in. Who knew the bard was a card?
The Taming of the Shrew: Act 2, Scene 1
All right!!!! Our innuendo article is back!!!!
And right now I'm shooting blanks
Pffffttttt. I've heard that before.
Nice bunch of good looking kids...definitely not mine....
Don't forget to vote up this article
Yes, Mom....lol
That article was the stuff of legend. Here we are, years later, laughing at the prude who got a verbal spanking.
Hell, that was the most successful article that faux moralist ever had!
It could be really fun trolling that bunch.
Still is, to tell the truth.
Oh, dear god. There you go again, Sandy. Girl crush, girl crush!!!!
Especially when they clutch their pearls and look around for their fainting couches
Articles have a tendency to disappear here, too
We will always laugh about it
"B uttHeads Nation had a reputation as a free speech Nation where innuendo, profanity and humor were welcome. "
Seems to be a bit Picky and lopsided as to what/whom they " Allow " !
I luvs me "Ruffled Feathers" ! They're sooooo PRETTY at times.
ooooo…..sorry ! I like Ssssssilly !
I just had to find out the context for your comic book panel BizEBea.
Using a copy of your post in a google image search came up with the suggestion that it might be found over @ " funny old marvel comics ".
Boo-Ya!
Lots of other gems to be had from that site.
That "good woman" with sandwich reminds me of Connie Conehead.
Oh dear god, this is effin' FABULOUS!!!!!!
Actually, THIS is fucking fabulous.
In Your Endo
Holy shit. Even NASA's in on it. They decided they want to probe Uranus to the deepest depths. What the hell, NASA??
They will buy it dinner first, won't they?
Hey, NASA....kick in for some flowers, too!
I say that to my gynocologist every time.
Yes, NASA innuendo is out-of-this-world.
Been in on it.
When it comes to doggy style, al's behind me 100%.
Yep.
And those Baptists mean it...
Yeah. Baptists are trying to emulate the Catholick Church.
And everyone focuses on the poor Catholics...
Jesus is the Mexican guy that changes the signage.
Did somebody a pearl necklace?
Just don't get it in your eye!!!
They may have some of the defrocked priests teaching the workshop.
Apologies for the sidetrack but that post reminds me of this.
Well, it's only powerful if that's HER/HIS favorite position for her/him.
I like my pastors with peppers and onions
Nuthin' like a good pastor salad.
Dang it ... I can't see it.
Uhmmmm.......I'm not into Clergy Cuisine.
Sausages are popular at Church fucktions.
A T Fargo story: He called into a radio station that asked for a 'racy' joke that could be aired. Fargo took the leap:
Fargo: Do you know the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?
DJ: No. What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea ...
Fargo: I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face.
I think T Fargo may be selling these:
Oh my. My delicate sensibilities...
After coming to, I realized that I am already ready for summer. You all helped me spring into action.
The "End" of "IN" !
Liberals be praised......We're FREE !
"THE FUCKING CHILDREN".... THE CHILDREN !
It's ssssso friggin beautiful here !
I see penises! Everywhere! Is it my imagination?
I don't know...have you checked your garden lately?
Hey, that pic rubs me the right way. Do they taste good?
LOL...you tell me, they're in YOUR garden!
I tried to grow these commercially but had such a problem with squatters I had to give it up!
“Q: What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
A: You can't hear an enzyme.”
― Dorothy Parker
“The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that it's coming quickly.”
― Mel Brooks
“I don't just like sexual double entendres I love them, I stroke them, I milk them, I spank them when they're naughty.”
― Craig Ferguson
“Tis better to have love and lust
Than to let our apparatus rust.”
― Kurt Vonnegut
“Fuck you.”
Finn glanced her over, once, leisurely, and when his eyes returned to her flushed and angry face, he said, “You certainly did.”
― Nenia Campbell
Q: What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
A: You can't hear an enzyme.”
I know that one differently.
Q: How do you make a hormone?
A: Kick her in the knees.
Q: How do you make a hormone?
A: Don't pay her.
LOL!!
A teacher is giving her elementary school class their first lesson in sexual education. Rather than starting with the particularly giggle-worthy aspects, she decides to discuss something a little bit tamer at the beginning.
"Okay, everyone," the teacher says, "who can tell me what hormones do?"
A little girl raises her hand. "Hormones make men's hair fall out!"
"That is one thing that hormones can do," replies the teacher. "What else?"
Another student chimes in. "Hormones make my big sister get mad for no reason!"
"Hormones can certainly change a person's mood," the teacher responds.
Finally, a young boy - who has been silently contemplating all of this - raises his hand. "Well," he begins, "hormones made my parents get a divorce."
The teacher, shocked at this, asks the little boy if he's sure.
"Yeah," the boy replies. "My dad went on a business trip, and my mom went to surprise him at his hotel room."
"What does that have to do with hormones?" the teacher asks.
The boy shrugs. "My mom could hear them through the door."
LOLOLOLOLOLOL.. good one!
some innuendos are comical.
BZZZ..ZZZZ...ZZZZZZ??? I want one of those. Is it too late for a trade-in?
Some innuendos even make the news. This "NT" headline is not related to NewsTalkers:
Not something you would want public on the front page. LOL on the NT!
SiNNERS and ButtHeads now has 69 members!
That's an excellent number. It makes everyone happy!
When the Newsvine withered, SiN Nation had 666 members.
Exit 69 ... more than a mouthful.
Q What's the square root of 69?
A Eight something.
Yeah, and I kinda got in trouble for giving away the secret to keeping our member number at 666. That was a fun chore! How many members did BHN eventually end up with? The admins were fantastic for sharing that ridiculously long member list and knocking out 409s and members who hadn't commented in the nation for over a year. We were efficient at keeping out spam in both nation if I recall correctly.
ButtHeads Nation got huge butt I can't remember how many members it had at the end. I think there were over 1500 ButtHeads when the 'Vine died.
We need a few sports innuendos here.
Oh dear. Oral sex and cancer? I thought oral sex was talking about it.
By the way ... they've been excavating over at msnbc:
I think they found Fargo's story about the Hoof Hearted Pony. While Fargo loved animals, I often thought he had a mean streak. He was always talking about choking chickens and spanking monkies. That just seems mean
I'll risk it.
Besides we recently found out what really causes cancer.
I love innuendo restaurants!
BTW, SiNNERS and ButtHeads now has 69 members.
I was gonna suggest a celebration butt it would probably suck.
Why can't men be more like Lifesavers? On the Lifesaver packaging, it says they come in five flavors. I'd be sucking five times a day just to see what flavor I could get!
this one is a classic in many parts of the U.S. surprised nobody has posted it yet.
Off subject, but this is a classic 'round these parts too.
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Not to break the mood, but...
There once was a man named Vargas, who started drawing scantly clad women in 1919. He made one a month for playboy from 1961 on, each drawn full page picture with a innuendo text on it. Here's a quick sample and energetic webcrawlers can probable find a bunch more online.
I'd post the example, 'cept it mention copyright so I don't think Perrie would appreciate it much if I did.
If you're interested, THE 3RD PICTURE DOWN UNDER "DETAILS" (just scroll down from the first picture, willya?) is the example.
No problem if it's more effort them you want to do..
Is this a innuendo or just a blackmail attempt?
Why is it when men join a nudist colony, the first day is his hardest?
An Aggie and a Longhorn had just bought a ranch together, so they were driving the fence line to check everything out when they came upon a goat with his head stuck in a fence.
So the Longhorn gets out of the truck, looks around, and then starts screwing the goat. He gets finished, takes a step back, ands asks the Aggie, “Hey, you want a piece of this?” The Aggie says, “Yeah, but do I have to stick my head in the fence?
OMG!
Why do Scottish wear kilts? Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
That joke is so old, but it never fails to make me laugh hard.
"I just found an origami porn channel, but it is paper view only."
I'm folded over with laughter
Clevah girl!!
Armageddon!
I know it's wrong, but I love this video. Cracks me up every time!
It's BS from "The John Boy and Billy Show" (radio)
Here's some more BS from their show:
InnMYendo!?!?! No, innUendo!!!!
This has been around awhile
Oh, hell's bells, black, black pudding, assorted nuts and cornflakes.
For 2 days I've been trying to insert a link to Eric Idle's "the penis song" and the link just won't flippin' work.
It's from the movie "the Meaning of Life" and is only 1:26 long but I figured the subject matter would amuse. I can watch it fine when I'm on youtube. I'm sure people who know what they're doing can find it.
GOD I hate Mondays, and this looks to be a long week.
Now excuse me while I take this rotten flea infested piece of corroded plastic outside and reformat it with a bat.
No emogie for ARRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!
LOL
Thank you Tessylo, I knew it couldn't be that hard.