Innuendo

  
By:  al Jizzerror  •  4 months ago  •  134 comments

Innuendo
I still laugh like a fifteen year old when I hear a funny innuendo

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SiNNERs and ButtHeads

Way back when Newsvine existed, ButtHeads Nation had a reputation as a free speech Nation where innuendo, profanity and humor were welcome.  It became one of the fastest growing Nations on the Vine.  Butt, there were also haters who constantly tried to get the Nation banned.  One of those haters, who had a stick up her butt, published an article (one paragraph) calling ButtHeads a bunch of "immature evil juveniles who constantly spewed sexual innuendo."

I thanked her for noticing and encouraged ButtHeads to use the comments section to post their favorite innuendos.  The response was fucking monumental (ButtHeads put the "mental" in monumental).  Her hate article generated thousands of comments (mostly innuendos in BHN).  ButtHeads had fun posting some of the funniest shit on the internet.  She eventually pulled her article down because the ButtHeads had totally hijacked the comments section. 

Times have changed (me too movement) and this isn't Newsvine.  And I'm not fluent in NewsTalk.  I don't even know what the censorshit policy is on this site.  Butt I know SiNNERS and ButtHeads here still have fully intact senses of humor.  Unfortunately all of those hilarious comments posted on Newsvine are gone.  I know I can't get them back.  So please help me with this new innuendo article.  Please post an innuendo or any other inappropriate comment below.

Here's some background music to help inspire new original innuendos.  Because cumming up with an original innuendo is hard, very hard....

Queen - Innuendo (official video)

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cobaltblue
1  cobaltblue    4 months ago

Omigosh. The timing couldn't be worse. I've been trying to give up innuendo, but it's been hard. Really really hard. 

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
1.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  cobaltblue @1    4 months ago

Lent is over in 2 weeks. See ya in the funny pages!

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
1.2  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  cobaltblue @1    4 months ago

To avoid innuendo, just talk about the weather.

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Split Personality
1.3  Split Personality  replied to  cobaltblue @1    4 months ago

Official Buttheads theme song time.

Long Live Inuendo !

 
 
 
BizEBea
2  BizEBea    4 months ago

Sexual innuendo was funny until comedians started shoving it down my throat. -OSCAR WILDE

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al Jizzerror
2.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  BizEBea @2    4 months ago

Innuendo cards are funny.

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BizEBea
2.1.1  BizEBea  replied to  al Jizzerror @2.1    4 months ago

384Agreed.

 
 
 
Dismayed Patriot
2.1.2  Dismayed Patriot  replied to  al Jizzerror @2.1    4 months ago

Now there's a book that would be hard to put down...

 
 
 
cobaltblue
2.1.3  cobaltblue  replied to  Dismayed Patriot @2.1.2    4 months ago
Now there's a book that would be hard to put down...

You know, I tried to swallow a dictionary once. After that, my throat was thesaurus it's ever been. 

 
 
 
cjcold
2.2  cjcold  replied to  BizEBea @2    4 months ago

Innuendo... out the other.

 
 
 
cobaltblue
3  cobaltblue    4 months ago

Oh dear god. Someone's going to find something innuendoish about my comment above, and that's just wrong. It's been proven that 69% of people find something sexually scintillating about every sentence. Can you beat that?? 

 
 
 
BizEBea
3.1  BizEBea  replied to  cobaltblue @3    4 months ago

Any sentence can be a sexual innuendo if you think hard about it for a long time.

 
 
 
cobaltblue
4  cobaltblue    4 months ago

Even Shakespeare got his innuendo licks in. Who knew the bard was a card? 

The Taming of the Shrew: Act 2, Scene 1

PETRUCHIO
Who knows not where a wasp does
wear his sting? In his tail.
KATHARINA
In his tongue.
PETRUCHIO
Whose tongue?
KATHARINA
Yours, if you talk of tails: and so farewell.
PETRUCHIO
What, with my tongue in your tail?
 
 
 
Trout Giggles
5  Trout Giggles    4 months ago

All right!!!! Our innuendo article is back!!!!

And right now I'm shooting blanks

 
 
 
Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom
5.1  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom  replied to  Trout Giggles @5    4 months ago
And right now I'm shooting blanks

Pffffttttt.  I've heard that before.

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Trout Giggles
5.1.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom @5.1    4 months ago

Nice bunch of good looking kids...definitely not mine....

 
 
 
Split Personality
6  Split Personality    4 months ago

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BizEBea
6.1  BizEBea  replied to  Split Personality @6    4 months ago

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Trout Giggles
7  Trout Giggles    4 months ago

Don't forget to vote up this article

 
 
 
Split Personality
7.1  Split Personality  replied to  Trout Giggles @7    4 months ago

Yes, Mom....lol

 
 
 
sandy-2021492
8  sandy-2021492    4 months ago

That article was the stuff of legend.  Here we are, years later, laughing at the prude who got a verbal spanking.

 
 
 
cobaltblue
8.1  cobaltblue  replied to  sandy-2021492 @8    4 months ago
Here we are, years later, laughing at the prude who got a verbal spanking.

Hell, that was the most successful article that faux moralist ever had! 

 
 
 
sandy-2021492
8.1.1  sandy-2021492  replied to  cobaltblue @8.1    4 months ago

It could be really fun trolling that bunch.

Still is, to tell the truth.

 
 
 
cobaltblue
8.1.2  cobaltblue  replied to  sandy-2021492 @8.1.1    4 months ago
Still is, to tell the truth.

Oh, dear god. There you go again, Sandy. Girl crush, girl crush!!!!

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
8.1.3  Trout Giggles  replied to  sandy-2021492 @8.1.1    4 months ago

Especially when they clutch their pearls and look around for their fainting couches

 
 
 
sandy-2021492
8.1.4  sandy-2021492  replied to  Trout Giggles @8.1.3    4 months ago

Articles have a tendency to disappear here, too jrSmiley_10_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
8.2  Trout Giggles  replied to  sandy-2021492 @8    4 months ago

We will always laugh about it

 
 
 
It Is ME
9  It Is ME    4 months ago

"ButtHeads Nation had a reputation as a free speech Nation where innuendo, profanity and humor were welcome."

Seems to be a bit Picky and lopsided as to what/whom they "Allow" ! jrSmiley_100_smiley_image.jpgjrSmiley_84_smiley_image.gif

I luvs me "Ruffled Feathers" ! They're sooooo PRETTY  at times.

 
 
 
BizEBea
9.1  BizEBea  replied to  It Is ME @9    4 months ago

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It Is ME
9.1.1  It Is ME  replied to  BizEBea @9.1    4 months ago

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BizEBea
9.1.2  BizEBea  replied to  It Is ME @9.1.1    4 months ago

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It Is ME
9.1.3  It Is ME  replied to  BizEBea @9.1.2    4 months ago

ooooo…..sorry ! I like Ssssssilly !

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ArkansasHermit-too
9.1.4  ArkansasHermit-too  replied to  BizEBea @9.1.2    4 months ago

I just had to find out the context for your comic book panel BizEBea.

Using a copy of your post in a google image search came up with the suggestion that it might be found over @ "funny old marvel comics". 

Boo-Ya!

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Lots of other gems to be had from that site.

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al Jizzerror
9.1.5  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  It Is ME @9.1.1    4 months ago

That "good woman" with sandwich reminds me of Connie Conehead.

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cobaltblue
9.1.6  cobaltblue  replied to  ArkansasHermit-too @9.1.4    4 months ago

Oh dear god, this is effin' FABULOUS!!!!!! 

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
9.1.7  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  cobaltblue @9.1.6    4 months ago

Actually, THIS is fucking fabulous.

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Veronica
10  Veronica    4 months ago

In Your Endo 

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cobaltblue
11  cobaltblue    4 months ago

Holy shit. Even NASA's in on it. They decided they want to probe Uranus to the deepest depths. What the hell, NASA?? 

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
11.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  cobaltblue @11    4 months ago

They will buy it dinner first, won't they?

Hey, NASA....kick in for some flowers, too!

 
 
 
cobaltblue
11.1.1  cobaltblue  replied to  Trout Giggles @11.1    4 months ago
kick in for some flowers

I say that to my gynocologist every time. 

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
11.2  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  cobaltblue @11    4 months ago

Yes, NASA innuendo is out-of-this-world.

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BizEBea
12  BizEBea    4 months ago

Been in on it.384

 
 
 
cobaltblue
13  cobaltblue    4 months ago

When it comes to doggy style, al's behind me 100%. 

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
13.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  cobaltblue @13    4 months ago

Yep.

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cobaltblue
14  cobaltblue    4 months ago

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Split Personality
15  Split Personality    4 months ago

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Split Personality
15.1  Split Personality  replied to  Split Personality @15    4 months ago

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Split Personality
15.1.1  Split Personality  replied to  Split Personality @15.1    4 months ago

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Split Personality
15.1.2  Split Personality  replied to  Split Personality @15.1.1    4 months ago

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Split Personality
15.1.3  Split Personality  replied to  Split Personality @15.1.2    4 months ago

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Split Personality
15.1.4  Split Personality  replied to  Split Personality @15.1.3    4 months ago

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Split Personality
15.1.5  Split Personality  replied to  Split Personality @15.1.4    4 months ago

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al Jizzerror
15.1.7  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Dismayed Patriot @15.1.6    4 months ago

Yeah.  Baptists are trying to emulate the Catholick Church.

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Split Personality
15.1.8  Split Personality  replied to  Dismayed Patriot @15.1.6    4 months ago

And everyone focuses on the poor Catholics...

 
 
 
cobaltblue
15.1.9  cobaltblue  replied to  Split Personality @15.1    4 months ago
you can't enter heaven unless Jesus enters you.

Jesus is the Mexican guy that changes the signage. 

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
15.1.10  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Split Personality @15.1.4    4 months ago

Did somebody a pearl necklace?

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cobaltblue
15.1.11  cobaltblue  replied to  al Jizzerror @15.1.10    4 months ago
Did somebody a pearl necklace?

Just don't get it in your eye!!! 

 
 
 
Raven Wing
15.1.13  Raven Wing  replied to  al Jizzerror @15.1.7    4 months ago
Baptists are trying to emulate the Catholick Church

They may have some of the defrocked priests teaching the workshop. jrSmiley_85_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
dave-2693993
15.1.14  dave-2693993  replied to  Split Personality @15.1.5    4 months ago

Apologies for the sidetrack but that post reminds me of this.

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cobaltblue
15.2  cobaltblue  replied to  Split Personality @15    4 months ago

Well, it's only powerful if that's HER/HIS favorite position for her/him. 

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
16  Perrie Halpern R.A.    4 months ago
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Trout Giggles
16.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @16    4 months ago

I like my pastors with peppers and onions

 
 
 
cobaltblue
16.1.1  cobaltblue  replied to  Trout Giggles @16.1    4 months ago
like my pastors with peppers and onions

Nuthin' like a good pastor salad. 

 
 
 
cobaltblue
16.2  cobaltblue  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @16    4 months ago

Dang it ... I can't see it.

 
 
 
Raven Wing
16.3  Raven Wing  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @16    4 months ago

Uhmmmm.......I'm not into Clergy Cuisine. jrSmiley_55_smiley_image.gifjrSmiley_85_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
16.4  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @16    4 months ago

Sausages are popular at Church fucktions.

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Split Personality
16.4.1  Split Personality  replied to  al Jizzerror @16.4    4 months ago

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Split Personality
16.4.2  Split Personality  replied to  Split Personality @16.4.1    4 months ago

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Split Personality
16.4.3  Split Personality  replied to  Split Personality @16.4.2    4 months ago

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cobaltblue
17  cobaltblue    4 months ago

A T Fargo story: He called into a radio station that asked for a 'racy' joke that could be aired. Fargo took the leap:

Fargo: Do you know the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?
DJ:     No. What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea ...
Fargo: I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face. 

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
17.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  cobaltblue @17    4 months ago

I think T Fargo may be selling these:

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Ender
18  Ender    4 months ago

Oh my. My delicate sensibilities...

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After coming to, I realized that I am already ready for summer. You all helped me spring into action.

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It Is ME
20  It Is ME    4 months ago

The "End" of "IN" !

Liberals be praised......We're FREE !

"THE FUCKING CHILDREN"....THE CHILDREN !

It's ssssso friggin beautiful here ! jrSmiley_15_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
Uptownchick
21  Uptownchick    4 months ago

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Perrie Halpern R.A.
21.1  Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  Uptownchick @21    4 months ago

I see penises! Everywhere! Is it my imagination?

 
 
 
Uptownchick
21.1.1  Uptownchick  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @21.1    4 months ago

I don't know...have you checked your garden lately?

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Perrie Halpern R.A.
21.1.2  Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  Uptownchick @21.1.1    4 months ago

Hey, that pic rubs me the right way. Do they taste good?

 
 
 
Uptownchick
21.1.3  Uptownchick  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @21.1.2    4 months ago

LOL...you tell me, they're in YOUR garden!

 
 
 
Uptownchick
21.1.4  Uptownchick  replied to  Uptownchick @21.1.3    4 months ago

I tried to grow these commercially but had such a problem with squatters I had to give it up!

 
 
 
Uptownchick
22  Uptownchick    4 months ago

“Q: What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

A: You can't hear an enzyme.” 
― Dorothy Parker

“The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that it's coming quickly.” 
― Mel Brooks

“I don't just like sexual double entendres I love them, I stroke them, I milk them, I spank them when they're naughty.” 
― Craig Ferguson

“Tis better to have love and lust
Than to let our apparatus rust.” 
― Kurt Vonnegut

“Fuck you.”
Finn glanced her over, once, leisurely, and when his eyes returned to her flushed and angry face, he said, “You certainly did.” 
― Nenia Campbell

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
22.1  Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  Uptownchick @22    4 months ago

Q: What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

A: You can't hear an enzyme.” 

I know that one differently. 

Q: How do you make a hormone?

A: Kick her in the knees. 

 
 
 
sandy-2021492
22.1.1  sandy-2021492  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @22.1    4 months ago

Q:  How do you make a hormone?

A:  Don't pay her.

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
22.1.2  Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  sandy-2021492 @22.1.1    4 months ago

LOL!! 

 
 
 
Uptownchick
22.1.3  Uptownchick  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @22.1    4 months ago

A teacher is giving her elementary school class their first lesson in sexual education. Rather than starting with the particularly giggle-worthy aspects, she decides to discuss something a little bit tamer at the beginning.

"Okay, everyone," the teacher says, "who can tell me what hormones do?"

A little girl raises her hand. "Hormones make men's hair fall out!"

"That is one thing that hormones can do," replies the teacher. "What else?"

Another student chimes in. "Hormones make my big sister get mad for no reason!"

"Hormones can certainly change a person's mood," the teacher responds.

Finally, a young boy - who has been silently contemplating all of this - raises his hand. "Well," he begins, "hormones made my parents get a divorce."

The teacher, shocked at this, asks the little boy if he's sure.

"Yeah," the boy replies. "My dad went on a business trip, and my mom went to surprise him at his hotel room."

"What does that have to do with hormones?" the teacher asks.

The boy shrugs. "My mom could hear them through the door."

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
22.1.4  Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  Uptownchick @22.1.3    4 months ago

LOLOLOLOLOLOL.. good one! 

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
23  author  al Jizzerror    4 months ago

some innuendos are comical.

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Atheist יוחנן בן אברהם אבינו
23.1  Atheist יוחנן בן אברהם אבינו  replied to  al Jizzerror @23    3 months ago

BZZZ..ZZZZ...ZZZZZZ???  I want one of those.  Is it too late for a trade-in?

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
24  author  al Jizzerror    4 months ago

Some innuendos even make the news.  This "NT" headline is not related to NewsTalkers:

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Perrie Halpern R.A.
24.1  Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  al Jizzerror @24    4 months ago

Not something you would want public on the front page. LOL on the NT! 

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
24.1.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @24.1    4 months ago

SiNNERS and ButtHeads now has 69 members!

 
 
 
Perrie Halpern R.A.
24.1.2  Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  al Jizzerror @24.1.1    4 months ago

That's an excellent number. It makes everyone happy! 

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
24.1.3  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @24.1.2    4 months ago

When the Newsvine withered, SiN Nation had 666 members.

 
 
 
Uptownchick
24.1.4  Uptownchick  replied to  al Jizzerror @24.1.1    4 months ago

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al Jizzerror
24.1.5  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Uptownchick @24.1.4    4 months ago

Exit 69... more than a mouthful.

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Uptownchick
24.1.6  Uptownchick  replied to  al Jizzerror @24.1.5    4 months ago

Next-time-your-boo-wants-to-69-tell-them

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
24.1.7  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Uptownchick @24.1.6    4 months ago

Q  What's the square root of 69?

A  Eight something. 

 
 
 
cobaltblue
24.1.8  cobaltblue  replied to  al Jizzerror @24.1.3    4 months ago
SiN Nation had 666 members.

Yeah, and I kinda got in trouble for giving away the secret to keeping our member number at 666. That was a fun chore! How many members did BHN eventually end up with? The admins were fantastic for sharing that ridiculously long member list and knocking out 409s and members who hadn't commented in the nation for over a year. We were efficient at keeping out spam in both nation if I recall correctly. 

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
24.1.9  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  cobaltblue @24.1.8    4 months ago

ButtHeads Nation got huge butt I can't remember how many members it had at the end.  I think there were over 1500 ButtHeads when the 'Vine died.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
26  author  al Jizzerror    4 months ago

We need a few sports innuendos here.

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cobaltblue
26.1  cobaltblue  replied to  al Jizzerror @26    4 months ago

Oh dear. Oral sex and cancer? I thought oral sex was talking about it. 

By the way ... they've been excavating over at msnbc:

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I think they found Fargo's story about the Hoof Hearted Pony. While Fargo loved animals, I often thought he had a mean streak. He was always talking about choking chickens and spanking monkies. That just seems mean

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
26.1.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  cobaltblue @26.1    4 months ago
"Oh dear. Oral sex and cancer?"

I'll risk it.  

Besides we recently found out what really causes cancer.

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Split Personality
27  Split Personality    4 months ago

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Split Personality
27.1  Split Personality  replied to  Split Personality @27    4 months ago

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al Jizzerror
27.1.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Split Personality @27.1    4 months ago

I love innuendo restaurants!

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al Jizzerror
27.1.2  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Split Personality @27.1    4 months ago

BTW, SiNNERS and ButtHeads now has 69 members.

I was gonna suggest a celebration butt it would probably suck.

 
 
 
cobaltblue
27.1.3  cobaltblue  replied to  al Jizzerror @27.1.2    4 months ago
probably suck.

Why can't men be more like Lifesavers? On the Lifesaver packaging, it says they come in five flavors. I'd be sucking five times a day just to see what flavor I could get!

 
 
 
nightwalker
29  nightwalker    4 months ago

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nightwalker
29.1  nightwalker  replied to  nightwalker @29    4 months ago

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Off subject, but this is a classic 'round these parts too.

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nightwalker
30  nightwalker    4 months ago

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nightwalker
31  nightwalker    4 months ago

Not to break the mood, but...

There once was a man named Vargas, who started drawing scantly clad women in 1919. He made one a month for playboy from 1961 on, each drawn full page picture with a innuendo text on it. Here's a quick sample and energetic webcrawlers can probable find a bunch more online.

I'd post the example, 'cept it mention copyright so I don't think Perrie would appreciate it much if I did.

If you're interested, THE 3RD PICTURE DOWN UNDER "DETAILS" (just scroll down from the first picture, willya?) is the example.

http://grapefruitmoongallery.com/9269

No problem if it's more effort them you want to do..

 
 
 
nightwalker
32  nightwalker    4 months ago

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Is this a innuendo or just a blackmail attempt?

 
 
 
cobaltblue
33  cobaltblue    4 months ago

Why is it when men join a nudist colony, the first day is his hardest?

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
33.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  cobaltblue @33    4 months ago

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cobaltblue
34  cobaltblue    4 months ago

An Aggie and a Longhorn had just bought a ranch together, so they were driving the fence line to check everything out when they came upon a goat with his head stuck in a fence.

So the Longhorn gets out of the truck, looks around, and then starts screwing the goat. He gets finished, takes a step back, ands asks the Aggie, “Hey, you want a piece of this?” The Aggie says, “Yeah, but do I have to stick my head in the fence?

 
 
 
Split Personality
34.1  Split Personality  replied to  cobaltblue @34    4 months ago

OMG!

 
 
 
cobaltblue
35  cobaltblue    3 months ago

Why do Scottish wear kilts? Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

That joke is so old, but it never fails to make me laugh hard. 

 
 
 
cobaltblue
36  cobaltblue    3 months ago

"I just found an origami porn channel, but it is paper view only."

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
36.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  cobaltblue @36    3 months ago

I'm folded over with laughter

 
 
 
cobaltblue
36.1.1  cobaltblue  replied to  Trout Giggles @36.1    3 months ago
I'm folded over with laughter

Clevah girl!! 

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
36.2  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  cobaltblue @36    3 months ago
"origami porn"
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cobaltblue
37  cobaltblue    3 months ago

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cobaltblue
37.1  cobaltblue  replied to  cobaltblue @37    3 months ago

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Perrie Halpern R.A.
37.1.2  Perrie Halpern R.A.  replied to  al Jizzerror @37.1.1    3 months ago

I know it's wrong, but I love this video. Cracks me up every time!

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
38  author  al Jizzerror    3 months ago

It's BS from "The John Boy and Billy Show" (radio)

Here's some more BS from their show:

 
 
 
Uptownchick
39  Uptownchick    3 months ago

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Uptownchick
40  Uptownchick    3 months ago

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Atheist יוחנן בן אברהם אבינו
41  Atheist יוחנן בן אברהם אבינו    3 months ago

InnMYendo!?!?! No, innUendo!!!!

 
 
 
Jeremy Retired in NC
42  Jeremy Retired in NC    3 months ago

 
 
 
Greg Jones
43  Greg Jones    3 months ago

This has been around awhile

 
 
 
nightwalker
45  nightwalker    one month ago

Oh, hell's bells, black, black pudding, assorted nuts and cornflakes.

For 2 days I've been trying to insert a link to Eric Idle's "the penis song" and the link just won't flippin' work.

It's from the movie "the Meaning of Life" and is only 1:26 long but I figured the subject matter would amuse. I can watch it fine when I'm on youtube. I'm sure people who know what they're doing can find it.

GOD I hate Mondays, and this looks to be a long week.

Now excuse me while I take this rotten flea infested piece of corroded plastic outside and reformat it with a bat.

No emogie for ARRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!

 
 
 
Tessylo
46  Tessylo    one month ago

 
 
 
nightwalker
46.1  nightwalker  replied to  Tessylo @46    one month ago

LOL

Thank you Tessylo, I knew it couldn't be that hard.

;-)

 
 
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