2. Several posters of Melania (with multiple naked friends) from her pre-Trump 'super model' days.
3. A one-size-fits-all smocking jacket.
4. A broken freezer with several hundred rotting pounds of First Lady Sausage products from Slovenia.
5. Several paychecks from The Trump Organization that bounced.
6. An invoice from The Trump Organization charging the recipient for several bounced check fees because the employee had been instructed not to cash the paychecks until the year 2070.
thar jus labeld dat as camo-flodgee. theys rilly homade porn vidyoz. oh, an ones a vidyo uh billybobs hunting dawg buryin uh 2 heded pupy dat lookt like him an got born ded.
But it would have to be the blue-eyed Jesus. Not the 'real' Jesus.
Jesus probably looked like a typical Judean Jewish man of his time. Research on ancient skeletons in Israel suggests that Judeans of the time were biologically closer to Iraqi Jews than any other contemporary population, and thus in terms of physical appearance the average Judean of the time would have likely had dark brown to black hair, olive skin, and brown eyes. Judean men of the time period were on average about 5 feet 6 inches (1.68 m) in height. Scholars have also suggested that it is likely Jesus had short hair and a trim beard, in accordance with Jewish practices of the time. The earliest depictions of Jesus from the Roman catacombs depict him as free of facial hair.
We had/have one or maybe two! They are back in their boxes somewhere around here. It seems it startled too many people with its motion sensing! First there was the 'wind-up,' 'the stare,' then, 'the "dutiful" wait' for the song to end. HA!
My x's uncle had one in the bathroom, (kitchen and entryway)... Went in there to drop a deuce and had to look and listen to that damn fish the whole time. When I came out he was all smiles and laughing... I said, "wow, you have more of those fish than you have functioning brain cells", he didn't get the joke.
one=on.
In any case.
A bible that's never been opened.
a secret porn collection
... of him and the misses...
covfefe
hamberders
Lots and lots of gun and lots and lots of ammo
A blow up sex doll of Ivanka.
A hubcap from a 1974 Ford Pinto.
Confederate flag.
Oddly shaped white bed sheets.
At least 2 divorce decrees and 3 marriage certificates
Busch beer and pork rinds and cinder blocks to keep the house steady
I got it: A picture/photo/poster of Donald Trump as president.
A T-shirt from a Jesus Freak concert.
A sex doll with Ivanka's face taped to it... just like the one Donald keeps at Mar-a-Lago...
Dayum.. Nice one.. LOL
Nah, he used campaign funds and ordered one that looked liked her ($6 grand or more) that are so life like that they fool people.
A covfefe, perhaps even a his and hers covfefe...
Hamberders for all!
A trash can overflowing with Big Mac wrappers
1. A hell of a moonshine recipe.
2. Several posters of Melania (with multiple naked friends) from her pre-Trump 'super model' days.
3. A one-size-fits-all smocking jacket.
4. A broken freezer with several hundred rotting pounds of First Lady Sausage products from Slovenia.
5. Several paychecks from The Trump Organization that bounced.
6. An invoice from The Trump Organization charging the recipient for several bounced check fees because the employee had been instructed not to cash the paychecks until the year 2070.
A depiction of their family tree....that has no branches.
A bathtub full of empty Bud-Light cans.
A transmission from an old car on the kitchen table.
tractor tire as a planter in the front yard
Hey, now! My grampap used to fill those huge tractor tires with sawdust for us kids to play in
I have 4 in my driveway filled with flowers..
My mother has one full of horseradish and one with mint [for mojitos] in the back yard.
close enough
I need your recipe for mojitos. We have mint growing on the deck. I just to be sure I get the mint and not the catnip
I'll have to ask the momma. She's the mojito Queen.
BTW, catnip has larger mat [dull] leaves and mint has smaller shinny leaves.
Thank-you. That helps
3 rolls of used duct tape holding that, "kick ass linoleum" down.
A toilet that could better be described as a "chia pet".
Piles of cow shit and a litter box that hasn't been cleaned.....ever.
A kid on the front lawn playing the banjo
Every single episode of Hee Haw on VHS
Duck Dynasty and Swamp People.
thar jus labeld dat as camo-flodgee. theys rilly homade porn vidyoz. oh, an ones a vidyo uh billybobs hunting dawg buryin uh 2 heded pupy dat lookt like him an got born ded.
A trump university diploma with crayon printing.
And lots of ketchup for the well done steaks.
Name Things Found In A Trump Supporters Home.
photos of you know who
Let's not forget the obligatory Ivanka boob job pics.
She didn't have small boobs before. I think she went a little overboard
>gag<
She's as plastic as her sister wife Melania.
trump really goes for that blow up doll look
LMFAO!
She's good for spank bank material, nothing else.
Yeah, Melania had a job too. If you look at her girl-on-girl shots, she still had her Novo Mesto boobs. NSFW !
Yea, looks like Melania, (AKA Princess Syphilis), gets around almost as much as her idiot husband.
I think trmp must have stock in a plastics company. He sure seems to like it
Well, we can add that to the list of things I differ on with trump. Not a fan of plastic boobs.
color photo albums from past daughters of the confederacy spring cotillions for preteen debutantes
fightin' chickens and fightin' dogs as long as theys keep winnin'
Food stamps, unworn work boots, and a framed draft deferment.
meth, oxycontin, and cheap whiskey
Mountain Dew, chips, keyboard and monitor.
... and basement.
Racing forms, NASCAR schedules, and BBQ sauce.
Outside Christmas decorations still up in July.
... year round
A video of the wife giving birth in the bathtub...that everyone has seen.
Hopefully they removed the home made gin first.
An autographed limited edition .12 gauge from Dick Cheney.
A 5 gallon bucket full of toenail clippings.
This Guy.
I bet he can peel bottle caps off a bottle with that tooth.
that's why he keeps it
Well, that and the chicks dig it.
See! Y'all ain't no good! (Smile!)
He keeps it, because its his pride and joy!
Okay! Okay! I can't be doing this anymore!!!
Juniors first meth lab
Image won't come up for me dang it.
A plunger.
A dozen soda cans full of chew spit.
The overwhelming stench of cat piss, despair and shame.
A "Waco Sized" stockpile of guns and ammo amassed for coming race wars...
Well, Depends...
A hookrug Jesus
But it would have to be the blue-eyed Jesus. Not the 'real' Jesus.
Cite .
And lets not forget the felt "artwork" of the dogs playing pool.
Don't forget Elvis and Jesus in velvet
Size 20 thong underwear.
A backseat on the front lawn to sit on.
"Billy Big Mouth Bass".
that thing is so annoying
They are... My x's uncle had three of them in his house.
God I remember when they were all the rage.
We had/have one or maybe two! They are back in their boxes somewhere around here. It seems it startled too many people with its motion sensing! First there was the 'wind-up,' 'the stare,' then, 'the "dutiful" wait' for the song to end. HA!
"What a concept!" product, nevertheless!
My x's uncle had one in the bathroom, (kitchen and entryway)... Went in there to drop a deuce and had to look and listen to that damn fish the whole time. When I came out he was all smiles and laughing... I said, "wow, you have more of those fish than you have functioning brain cells", he didn't get the joke.
They were funny at first. I can't remember what song that fish sang. But when it was over....and over....and over.....
My goodness, I really kinda liked the 'thang.' But, it was simply too startling and off-guardish! Even when you knew it was there!
I won one at a company function and it drove my cats nutz.
I would love to see some video of that in action! Wow!
It was funny as all get out watching them pace and meow at the strange invader.
The song was Take Me To The River.
A Mullet
Hmm-hmm. Lady in Black, see @ 39 through 140 seconds of this video. This is what I got for "the Mullet."
Fish tank full of floaters.
I do hope you mean fish instead of the turds which plugged up the plumbing.
I meant fish... LOL
Enough Dixie cups for a proper game of beer pong........ not that there's anything wrong with that.
True Greg, very true!
I loved playing beer pong and rocked at it.
an autographed 8x10 from roy moore