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Trump Names New National Security Advisor

  
By:  al Jizzerror  •  5 years ago  •  73 comments


Trump Names New National Security Advisor
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I'm glad to see Bolton go.  He has always been a gigantic asshole.  He has always been the biggest hawk on Fox News.  The bastard always advocates war - unless he might have to fight himself.


Bolton was a supporter of the Vietnam War, but purposely avoided military service in Vietnam. During the 1969 Vietnam War draft lottery , Bolton drew number 185. (Draft numbers were assigned by birth date.) As a result of the Johnson and Nixon administrations' decisions to rely largely on the draft rather than on the reserve forces, joining a Guard or Reserve unit became a way to avoid service in the Vietnam War , although 42 Army Reserve units were called up with 35 of them deployed to Vietnam shortly after the Tet offensive in 1968–69, 5760 reservists dying in the conflict. Before graduating from Yale in 1970, Bolton enlisted in the Maryland Army National Guard rather than wait to find out if his draft number would be called. (The highest number called to military service was 195.) He saw active duty for 18 weeks of training at Fort Polk , Louisiana, from July to November 1970. After serving in the National Guard for four years, he served in the United States Army Reserve until the end of his enlistment two years later.

He wrote in his Yale 25th reunion book: "I confess I had no desire to die in a Southeast Asian rice paddy. I considered the war in Vietnam already lost." In a 2007 interview, Bolton explained his comment in the reunion book saying his decision to avoid service in Vietnam was because "by the time I was about to graduate in 1970, it was clear to me that opponents of the Vietnam War had made it certain we could not prevail, and that I had no great interest in going there to have Teddy Kennedy give it back to the people I might die to take it away from."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_R._Bolton


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al Jizzerror
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1  author  al Jizzerror    5 years ago

I love the Sharpie memes!

 
 
 
Krishna
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1.1  Krishna  replied to  al Jizzerror @1    5 years ago

Soon Trump won't even have to appoint real people to positions in his Cabinet or in the White House.

He'll just get a large sheet of paper and draw them with a Sharpie!

And as his deteriorating mental condition continues to worsen,  he can start talking to them (the pictures he's drawn).

And better yet-- when he gets tired with them he won't have to fire them (the Sharpie-drawn pictures).

He can just rip up the papers and draw a new cabinet member! 

 
 
 
cobaltblue
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1.2  cobaltblue  replied to  al Jizzerror @1    5 years ago
I love the Sharpie memes!

Me too! People are so fuckin' clever!!!

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al Jizzerror
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1.2.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  cobaltblue @1.2    5 years ago

The Trump campaign is selling fake Sharpies.

No shit.

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Raven Wing
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1.2.2  Raven Wing  replied to  al Jizzerror @1.2.1    5 years ago
The Trump campaign is selling fake Sharpies.

This is more Trump's Sharpie level....

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MrFrost
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1.2.3  MrFrost  replied to  Raven Wing @1.2.2    5 years ago

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Paula Bartholomew
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1.2.4  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  Raven Wing @1.2.2    5 years ago

Would he even own anything black?

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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1.2.5  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Raven Wing @1.2.2    5 years ago
This is more Trump's Sharpie level....

Butt, butt, he's a like "a really smart very stable genius".

No shit.

He actually said that right before he stared at the solar eclipse - without eye protection. 

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al Jizzerror
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1.2.6  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  MrFrost @1.2.3    5 years ago

That's a great sign.

Is that Rick Wilson holding it?

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al Jizzerror
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1.2.7  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @1.2.4    5 years ago
Would he even own anything black?

Trump may "rent" something black occasionally (butt only to prove he's not a racist). 

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Raven Wing
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1.2.8  Raven Wing  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @1.2.4    5 years ago
Would he even own anything black?

If it suited his own purpose, yeah. Otherwise, no way in Hell would he touch it, or even have it within ten feet of him. 

 
 
 
Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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1.2.9  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  al Jizzerror @1.2.1    5 years ago

Preferable to those silly, juvenile RED caps.

 
 
 
Tessylo
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1.2.10  Tessylo  replied to  al Jizzerror @1.2.5    5 years ago

On a thread where they were mocking Hillary, as usual, they were mocking her looks and her weight.

When I said that this 'president' is really fat, and really ugly, and a really, really greasy fat pig, and really, really butt ugly. 

One ass kissing tRump supporter said:  ' He's a tireless human dynamo, who thrives on adversity & fast food!'

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al Jizzerror
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1.2.11  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Eat The Press Do Not Read It @1.2.9    5 years ago
silly, juvenile RED caps.

Trump has a new, much more appropriate, dunce cap.

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Tessylo
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1.2.12  Tessylo  replied to  al Jizzerror @1.2.5    5 years ago

When the 'president' was talking about outlawing e-cigarettes, the shithead said that Melania was with him because she has a son.   

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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1.2.13  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Tessylo @1.2.10    5 years ago
this 'president' is really fat, and really ugly, and a really, really greasy fat pig, and really, really butt ugly. 

No way.

Here's proof that The Donald is in great shape:

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MrFrost
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1.2.14  MrFrost  replied to  al Jizzerror @1.2.11    5 years ago

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MrFrost
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1.2.15  MrFrost  replied to  cobaltblue @1.2    5 years ago

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Tessylo
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1.3  Tessylo  replied to  al Jizzerror @1    5 years ago

#sharpiegate

The jokes practically write themselves.  

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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1.3.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Tessylo @1.3    5 years ago
The jokes practically write themselves. 

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Tessylo
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1.3.2  Tessylo  replied to  al Jizzerror @1.3.1    5 years ago

Except for the billionaire part.  

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
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1.4  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  al Jizzerror @1    5 years ago

I love the satire.....Snoopin for security anything lol.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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1.4.2  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @1.4    5 years ago
Snoopin for security anything lol.

He would be the second foreign agent to be named National Security Advisor.

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LOCK HIM UP!!!

 
 
 
dave-2693993
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2  dave-2693993    5 years ago

Thought that was Boris for a minute.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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2.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  dave-2693993 @2    5 years ago

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Paula Bartholomew
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2.1.1  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  al Jizzerror @2.1    5 years ago

I have a cat named Poot which was my mother's term for cat fart.

 
 
 
MrFrost
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2.1.2  MrFrost  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @2.1.1    5 years ago

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Trout Giggles
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2.1.3  Trout Giggles  replied to  MrFrost @2.1.2    5 years ago

Hey! That's me and my cat!

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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2.1.4  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Trout Giggles @2.1.3    5 years ago
my cat!

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JohnRussell
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3  JohnRussell    5 years ago

I've seen that guy before . His name is P. Yankoff.   In one of his many disguises he spent an intimate night with Trump during the 2013 Miss Universe pageant in Moscow. 

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al Jizzerror
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3.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  JohnRussell @3    5 years ago

That's a pisser.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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4  author  al Jizzerror    5 years ago

I hope The Donald keeps flaming on Bolton and I hope Bolton has the stones to flame back.

 
 
 
JohnRussell
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4.1  JohnRussell  replied to  al Jizzerror @4    5 years ago

Bolton's probably too much of a square to know much good dirt on Trump. 

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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4.1.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  JohnRussell @4.1    5 years ago

Bolton doesn't necessarily have any "dirt" on The Donald butt he knows how stupid Trump is and he can probably cite specific examples of Trump's stupidity.  Bolton also hates North Korea and Trump's love affair with Kim Jong-un.

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cobaltblue
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4.1.2  cobaltblue  replied to  al Jizzerror @4.1.1    5 years ago

What? Mexico didn't pay for the wall??? I saw the damn check from Mexico myself:

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Tessylo
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4.1.3  Tessylo  replied to  cobaltblue @4.1.2    5 years ago

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al Jizzerror
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4.1.4  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  cobaltblue @4.1.2    5 years ago
What? Mexico didn't pay for the wall???

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bbl-1
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4.1.5  bbl-1  replied to  cobaltblue @4.1.2    5 years ago

The check bounced. 

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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4.1.6  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  bbl-1 @4.1.5    5 years ago
The check bounced. 

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Paula Bartholomew
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4.2  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  al Jizzerror @4    5 years ago

I suspect that many of the people that Trump has thrown under his clown car just wish to go on with their lives and try to forget the nightmare named Trump.  I know I would.

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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4.2.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @4.2    5 years ago
forget the nightmare named Trump

It's not easy to forget The Donald.  Even the strongest brain bleach cannot remove the shit stains caused by Trump.

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Paula Bartholomew
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4.2.2  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  al Jizzerror @4.2.1    5 years ago

Good point.

 
 
 
bbl-1
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5  bbl-1    5 years ago

Trump hired him and fired him.  The record continues to skip.

The question is whether 'we' will ever hear the rest of 'the record'?

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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5.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  bbl-1 @5    5 years ago
The question is whether 'we' will ever hear the rest of 'the record'?

John (Michael) Bolton has lots of recordings.

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Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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5.1.1  Eat The Press Do Not Read It  replied to  al Jizzerror @5.1    5 years ago

I forgot that for a short period, during the early 80s, Bolton wanted to be a pot-smoking rock star. It was, unfortunately, during the "disco era" which turned him UGLY!

He remained ugly the rest of his life.

 
 
 
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6  JohnRussell    5 years ago

TRUMP DISCUSSES PLAN OF ACTION WITH HIS NEW NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISOR


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al Jizzerror
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6.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  JohnRussell @6    5 years ago

Trump wanted to nuke Alabama to stop Hurricane Dorian.

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cobaltblue
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7  cobaltblue    5 years ago
The bastard always advocates war

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al Jizzerror
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7.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  cobaltblue @7    5 years ago

Why are you so meme to Bolton?

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cobaltblue
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8  cobaltblue    5 years ago

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al Jizzerror
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8.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  cobaltblue @8    5 years ago

Yeah.  The Donald is the cat's ass.

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cobaltblue
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9  cobaltblue    5 years ago

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Tiffany's the lucky one. Trump has admitted publicly on several occasions that he wants to "date" his daughter. Because he considers Tiffany 'fat', she's safe. Who are you? Woody Allen?

Disgusting .

 
 
 
al Jizzerror
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9.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  cobaltblue @9    5 years ago
Tiffany's the lucky one.

You're right.  Lucky Sharpie Tiffany (and her brother Barron) may inherit the whole enchilada.  

The four Trumps in the actual photo may become convicted felons in 2020.  Donald Jr. will probably cut a deal with the prosecutor and sell his daddy out.

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Kavika
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10  Kavika     5 years ago

 A covert photo of Boris and Natasha leaving Trump Tower after being selected as the new and improved National Security Advisor (s)....This was done, of course, after some really serious vetting. 

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al Jizzerror
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10.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Kavika @10    5 years ago

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Trout Giggles
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10.2  Trout Giggles  replied to  Kavika @10    5 years ago

Who did the vetting? Moose and Squirrel?

 
 
 
Kavika
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10.2.1  Kavika   replied to  Trout Giggles @10.2    5 years ago
Who did the vetting? Moose and Squirrel?

Yes, along with Boris and Natasha....It's was a family affair. jrSmiley_2_smiley_image.png

 
 
 
MrFrost
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11  MrFrost    5 years ago

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al Jizzerror
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11.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  MrFrost @11    5 years ago

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11.1.1  Split Personality  replied to  al Jizzerror @11.1    5 years ago

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al Jizzerror
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11.1.2  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  Split Personality @11.1.1    5 years ago

Who's gonna protect us from the dreaded carcinogenic windmills?

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MrFrost
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12  MrFrost    5 years ago

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al Jizzerror
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12.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  MrFrost @12    5 years ago

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13  MrFrost    5 years ago

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al Jizzerror
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13.1  author  al Jizzerror  replied to  MrFrost @13    5 years ago

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Eat The Press Do Not Read It
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14  Eat The Press Do Not Read It    5 years ago

"And, now you know the rest of the story." - Walter Concrete, Fake News

 
 
 
MrFrost
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16  MrFrost    5 years ago

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MrFrost
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17  MrFrost    5 years ago

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al Jizzerror
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18  author  al Jizzerror    5 years ago

Can you guess what Trump and Putin enjoy doing when they're alone?

(Hint:  This is the 69th comment on this thread.)

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MrFrost
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20  MrFrost    5 years ago

Ok, I know this one has nothing to do with trump but it's damn funny... She is that gal that had her arm bitten off by a shark in Australia... (they made a movie about it....)

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al Jizzerror
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21  author  al Jizzerror    5 years ago

I noticed that this has become the place for Sharpie memes.

So here's a couple more that prove Trump has a happy marriage:

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