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Translated travel tips for coming to America

  

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Translated travel tips for coming to America

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Dont drink the water: Translated travel tips for coming to America

By Christy Karras | Compass Fri, Feb 28, 2014 2:49 PM EST

(Photo by Kena Betancur/Getty Images) Travelers love coming to America, a land many of them have seen via exports from Hollywood . They rave about the landscapes, the recreational opportunities, the vibrant cities and the culture.

But like international travelers anywhere, foreigners visiting the United States from other countries can be flummoxed by some of what they encounter. Fortunately, their fellow travelers have plenty of advice. The picture they paint portrays Americans as relentlessly cheerful yet sensitive folks who just might raid your fridge.

What outsiders say about the U.S. will strike an American as very true, very strange, or both. Here (with some help from Google Translate) are some travel advice gems from around the world.

http://l.yimg.com/os/publish-images/travel/2014-02-28/17d429d0-a0b2-11e3-baa4-17d2f0b6077f_2WaterGlass.jpg " width="200"/> (Photo by Ian Waldie/Getty Images) From Latin America:

Its probably best not to drink the water. There are strict laws regarding Hygiene eating places that must be met, so that restaurants and even street stalls are safe. In some areas you can take the tap water. Bottled water is available everywhere and is most recommended .

From Germany :

Americans social boundaries are very inconsistent. Things like We should get together sometime doesnt really mean anything, unless the same people keep mentioning it to you."

During a party at your house, dont be surprised if Americans will just walk up to your fridge and help themselves .

From Switzerland :

Forget public nudity, intoxication or urination. "The legal system can be very different from one state to another and is often inspired by moral principles stiffer than in Switzerland. For example it is forbidden to bathe topless or without shirt (kids), urinate on public roads or photograph partially unclothed children (even at home). It is forbidden for people under 21 to drink alcohol. Similarly, people who drink alcohol in public or carry alcoholic beverages without concealing from the eyes are guilty of an offense ."

From France :

Do take a road trip across the West, but dont be weird about American Indians or cops. Do not miss and be certain to visit driving in a country that venerates it, but scrupulously respect the speed limits, the constabulary of the United States not kidding ... Remember that Indian reserves in the western United States are economic and human realities, not museums ."

http://l.yimg.com/os/publish-images/travel/2014-02-28/82ac4e40-a0b2-11e3-935e-dde6f52832ca_3tipjar.jpg " width="210"/> (Photo by Matthew J. Lee/The Boston Globe via Getty Images) From Italy :

Tipping is fraught with misunderstanding. Q. Is it true that I have to "force" to tip at all? A. It is not mandatory to tip, however, it is strongly recommended, because in many cases it is the only entry of workers. Generally in a restaurant, in the cab, and in many places where there is a service gratuity is 15%. Since the bill that will take you specify the city tax of 8.875%, is sufficient to double that sum, without bothering to do the calculations. In the hotel you leave two dollars per day per person cleaning. Obviously you do not leave tips in places like McDonalds or Starbucks .

From Australia :

You will probably get sucked into a political discussion. Americans are REALLY opinionated. And they want to know what you think about the government, about politics, about current issues. A typical conversation might go like this: Hi Im Matt. Nice to meet you. The names Bob. Where you from Matt? Sydney, Australia. Oh I see. Youve come a long way. So whats your take on Obamacare ?

Did we mention the violence of U.S. toilets? A veritable swimming pool of water greets you when you open the toilet lid and when you flush, it all goes down the drain in a huge rotating whirlpool .

From the UK:

America might give you fever. There are occasional outbreaks of mosquito-borne diseases, including West Nile virus, eastern equine encephalitis and dengue fever .

http://l.yimg.com/os/publish-images/travel/2014-02-28/10660b40-a0b3-11e3-baa4-17d2f0b6077f_5StPaddys.jpg " width="340"/> (Photo by Paul Marotta/Getty Images) Americans are proud of their Old World connections, no matter how tenuous. When an American announces that theyre part Irish, part Polish and part Moldovan because their great-great-grandparents hailed from these far-off lands, you might find yourself snorting dismissively. Try to hold off until theyre out of earshot .

From India :

The U.S. doesnt offer much in terms of shopping. Based on my experience everyone need to bring almost every basic thing you need on a daily basis .

From China :

Americans love to follow rules, even when no one is looking. Americans are such strict rule followers. I witnessed this once sitting on the sidelines of a high school dodge ball game. To me, it was goofy, a little violent, and very American. It struck me that my classmates followed the rules of the game so strictly. Even when no one noticed that a person had been hit and he could have kept playing, he voluntarily gave himself up and left the game. I was deeply impressed by how much people honored the rules even when they are not seen ."

From Russia ( via Mental Floss ):

Gifts are not a big deal. And did you know bribery was illegal? Gifts: Americans do not expect them. On the contrary, an unexpected gift while conducting business can put an American in an awkward position. Such things for Americans suggest reciprocity.

Business gifts in the U.S. are not acceptable. Moreover, they often cause suspicion. Americans fear that they could be construed as a bribe, and in the United States that is strictly punishable by law.

http://l.yimg.com/os/publish-images/travel/2014-02-28/b6ed1df0-a0b3-11e3-baa4-17d2f0b6077f_6badminton.jpg " width="340"/> (Photo by Jason Kempin/WireImage) Socializing with Americans can be tricky. Sports help. Showing up at a business associates home uninvited in the United States is not acceptable. You may be invited to a picnic if youve known each other for several years and are social outside the office.

"As a rule, the invitation will be only on a weekend, and you dont have to prepare for something extravagant. Everything is the same as ours, only with far less booze. Bring something sporty ball, badminton, Americans are certainly fervent fans of these things.

"Phone etiquette in America usually involves the gradual end of the conversation, confirmation agreements and standard closing remarks. By the way, 'see you later' should not be taken literally. That is a courtesy, and no more... Russian conversational patterns often sound harsh to Americans. Statements such as, 'Youre wrong,' can be offensive. This can be interpreted as 'You are telling lies!' Therefore it is better to say, 'I do not think I can agree with this.'"

http://l.yimg.com/os/publish-images/travel/2014-02-28/0f49a950-a0b4-11e3-baa4-17d2f0b6077f_7optimism.jpg " width="340"/> (Photo by Chris Trotman/Getty Images) Americans really are as cheerful as they seem. Americans and Russians say different things when faced with the same situation. Seeing the man who had fallen in the street, an American asks, 'Are you all right?' Russians will inquire: 'Are you ill?' We see a victim of the incident; they see survivors. Survivors are perceived as heroes. Where we 'arent sick,' they 'stay well.' We discuss the problem. They discuss issues and items on the agenda."

Americans: they are a nation that truly feels happy. These people get used to smiling from the cradle onwards, so they do not pretend to be cheerful. The desire for a successful happy life is inculcated from childhood.

The women are a little uptight, and they don't appreciate chivalry. US etiquette prohibits flirting with a woman who is not your girlfriend or wife. If you are not acquainted with a woman, whether she be in a restaurant, on the street, or on the subway, do not look at her legs, etc. Americans could easily call the police on you, even for just ogling her.

Welcome and introductions: men and women tend to shake hands. Mutual kissing and kissing ladies' hands is not accepted. Also, women play a greater role in business. Often they insist to be treated exactly as an equal and not as a lady. In this regard, it is not acceptable to be excessively gallant, and you should avoid personal questions (do not find out whether she is married).

From Japan ( via Mental Floss ):

http://l.yimg.com/os/publish-images/travel/2014-02-28/49bac060-a0b4-11e3-baa4-17d2f0b6077f_8Americanfood.jpg " width="340"/> (Photo by Nikki Kahn/The Washington Post via Getty Images) American food is not subtle. American food is about big, bold taste, and is indifferent to subtleties. Hence "hidden ingredients" are seldom seen. Sugar, salt, pepper, oils, and routine spices are used for family meals. There is no such thing as purely U.S. cuisine, except the hamburger, which isnt made at home so much. There is no such thing as purely U.S. cuisine, except for maybe the hamburger, and not many varieties that can be cooked at home. Theres not much emphasis on seasonal foods. Basically, they like sweet tasting foods, as well as foods that are high in fat and calories.

Watch out where you wear hip-hop clothes. In Japan, hip hop clothes are considered stylish. But in the United States, it is wise to avoid them, as you might be mistaken for a member of a street gang.

Nobody is impressed by how much you can drink. In the U.S., they do not have a sense of pride if they drink a large amount. Rather, if you drink a lot, there is a sense that you cannot manage yourself, and you can lose respect from those around you. Being drunk doesn't excuse your actions, and to drink alcohol habitually is a sign of alcoholism. Alcoholics are seen as mentally weak, and are ostracized by society due to their inability to have self control."

http://l.yimg.com/os/publish-images/travel/2014-02-28/74ca2890-a0b4-11e3-baa4-17d2f0b6077f_9Tomlinlaughing.jpg " width="220"/> (Photo by Michael N. Todaro/Getty Images) They tend to laugh out loud, even the women. Its how they show theyre honest. In Japan, when most woman laugh, they place their hand over their lips so it does not show their mouth. It is disgraceful to laugh by loudly opening the mouth. In reality, many adult males do not laugh. There is the saying, A man should not show his teeth so much when laughing.

In America, when men or women laugh, they do not turn away. In general, they face front, open the mouth, and laugh in a loud voice. This is because in America if you muffle your laugh or turn away while laughing, you give the impression that you are talking about a secret or name-calling. It comes across as vulgar and insidious.

Below: Bostonians react to being declared America's third snobbiest city (after San Francisco and New York).


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Petey Coober
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link   seeder  Petey Coober    10 years ago

Some of these comments are very insightful about the US . Some of them are more revealing about the culture of that foreign country . Which do you think are which ?

 
 
 
Petey Coober
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link   seeder  Petey Coober    10 years ago

If it wasn't for beer men wouldn't have an excuse to bond ...

 
 
 
Petey Coober
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link   seeder  Petey Coober    10 years ago

This is just my guess but since almost all other countries have had many foreign invasions occur they are more sensitive on that topic than the US is . They don't "hide the women" during invasions anymore ... maybe .

 
 
 
Petey Coober
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link   seeder  Petey Coober    10 years ago

You are depicting events that only real 'Mericans go to . No foreigner would venture into those events ... nor should they .

 
 
 
Petey Coober
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link   seeder  Petey Coober    10 years ago

Well ... that comment was made by someone from India . It's hard to find ghee in the US supermarkets . But it is easy to find beef . Indians find that offensive so they likely avoid those stores ...

 
 
 
Petey Coober
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link   seeder  Petey Coober    10 years ago

I'm guessing they would like the works of Bob Dylan :

Johnny's in the basement, mixing up the medicine
I'm on the pavement, thinking about the government

 
 

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