I didn't mean for you to remove it Six. I think it's very cool.
Kids, kiddies, no you can't look at grandpa's computer...What, oh, it's a flower or manybe a octopus kids. NO, NO, don't get mommy, let's keep this our secret.
I used to own a Challenger. My then wife wouldn't let me bring it home, so I gave it to the Amarillo Art Museum. The tasteless bastards probably got rid of it by now.
Long story short, I left a life of money and ease. Took a few years, but I have peace in my soul now.
Not so sure about peace between people here, or anywhere, but it would be nice if they would at least listen upon occasion.
Yee Naaldlooshii (the skin walker), terrifying creature. Their ability to change shapes (they are sometime referred to as, shape shifters). Makes them nothing short of bad news.
If that's Ok, I'd like to tell you this true funny story. My father was one of those people that thought we should eat everything that was prepared for us, a small amount if we didn't like it, but we had to eat some. Well, because my brother thought they were stinky, he had to hold his knows all through dinner because he could not only smell them on his plate, but he said they were polluting the air! Seriously, he never let go of his nose until he left the room.
I don't think that most of us want a peaceful, sweet, mamby-pamby, lace-and frills whatever, just a non-nasty and mean discussion. You know, like between adults. And, yeah, there are LOTS of people I don't agree with that I like as friends.
Actually it is connected Mike. You know there is a Pea war going on as we speak. Yes it's true, I've see Peas marching down the highway armed to the teeth, errr to the beans.
I hate it when I fall down in front of people. I remember falling up the stairs at work and a co-worker laughed at me. I turned and gave him an "I'm going to kill you look". He was terrified, I have no idea why. It must have been the look on my face. He ran (literally) to the boss's office and went in and sat down. What a coward.
I should have been more clear with my description of falling up the stairs. First, I fell up and then I fell down the stairs. I had my arms full of files and I flung them all over the place. It was pretty comical, in reality.
Did I really spell nose, as knows? lol. Oh well, the nose knows. And my brother's nose to this day, says peas are stinky, and he has to leave the room so he doesn't get sick.
So, that's interesting, Wheel, the same for you?!! Oh, didn't you just love being forced to eat things you didn't like!! Ack! Mine were liver and lima beans.
I'm still wondering if the aversion to peas could be a 'man' thing.
Isn't it great that this goofy article is getting more attention than articles about those horrible rich people and those horrible republicans? Just goes to show you, doesn't it? Fun is more fun than politics.
Chunks, dude. Chunks. I was dehydrated according to the doctor. Yeah, I went to the university hospital and ended up in the genitourinary clinic. I was sitting there with a bunch of pregnant women and a bunch of old old people. Nurse takes a urine sample and the doctor comes out to the waiting room, comes over to me and, in a loud voice, announces that he thinks I have gonorrhea. The preggers woman next to me let out a squeak and nearly fainted and the old folks gave me dirty looks and giggled to each other. Dr. said he had to run further tests on the sample and would call me back in a couple days. The nurse called me to tell me I was just dehydrated and drink a bunch of water. I figure the doctor just wanted to teach me a lesson by embarrassing me in front of everyone.
Tzia, I know exactly how that works. I burned my bits on a nude beach down by Vera Cruz, Mexico. I was freakin' miserable for a few days. Miserable, I tell you -- unimaginable misery for the 20 something that I was. Yup, very dramatic.
My little sister had her own form of pea torture. She'd gross my little brother out by stuffing them up her nose, then snorting them out. They'd shoot straight toward him and he'd end up screaming in horror, which got him in trouble with Mom. She never believed her sweet little girl could ever do something that gross.
The most important thing I learned from sckull was how to get lost walking to sckull. My friends got lost too. Seems none of us had a good sense of direction.
The second most important thing I learned was how to climb over the chain link fence when Mom insisted on walking me to class.
Mom was skeptical about me getting lost every single day since I could always find my way home. She also pointed out the store we rode to every day to buy soda and candy was right across the street from the school, but we had a good argument for that one: the ponies knew the way, not us. We offered to ride the ponies to sckull, but she didn't think that was a good idea. I don't know why since Dad got to drive his Dad's horse and buggy to sckull when he was little. Or, more accurately, that old horse took them to school, then turned that buggy around and went home by himself. He'd come back in the afternoon to pick them up. He loved to race the other horses doing kid duty but wouldn't step one foot beyond the school house. Seems Grandpa was a purty good hoss trainer.
Dad shared how he and his friends tied a goat into the principals chair. The others heard the principal coming down the hall and fled, but he was so focused on tying the knots he was still there when the principal walked in.
They also dismantled a Model A and reassembled it on top of the gym.
I chose not to terrify a goat but did spend quite a bit of time trying to find a Model A. Seems they were a bit more plentiful in his day. I had a friend who owned one we cruised in, but he wouldn't loan it to us. Something about the idea of a license plate trace seemed to bother him.
Please feel free to make any comment you choose. I, in turn, will respond in kind.
Magnificent Artwork!
Thanks Robert, I was actually the model for one of them.
What the hell is peace???
Thanks JR..Many of those painting hang in my wooden tipi.
Peace is overrated ambiv.
Uhh...I do...
LOL, peace or piece tzia?
Can we settle on "fairness"? How 'bout detente?
Dammit One M, get with the party...LOL
''fairness'', everyone will be issued a tomahawk, lance, and War shield. That's as fair as I get today.
Dammit my smiley faces have disappeared.
But if something needs watering, I'm in..
Good one, One M...a ''Water Party'' with a 9mm strapped to his leg...Classic.
He rides with Honor.
Will the paint muck up my beard?
Only if your careless One..
Very appropriate 2blue.
I have some of his books...''Black Elk Speaks''. Very powerful stuff.
Peace of chocolate, some on the site need to sweeten up...
LOL, I would have eaten it day one.
Yup, and war is for idiots, and there are a lot of them on this site as well.
Here is my contribution and yes it is copyrighted:
So...... you wanna fight!
Great image Larry. Bapashko, ogichidaa, ma'iingan. (Bald eagle, warrior and wolf)
A beautiful contribution along with the others in this thread!
You better let go of me, or I'll knock you into next week...LOLOLOL,
Good one Six.
Hold still damn it and look me in the eye, oh shit you got no face!!!!!!!
Let's have a drink on that one....
Kavika was it the last picture you put up or is my dementia acting up?
I have a strange case of dementia. It's not that I can't remember. It's I remember things I never knew.
Good throw! Good dodge!
You may be a ''skin walker'' or ''shape shifter'', Six. This is serious, try not to remember, what your don't remember, but knew.
Kavika thinking of what he just said. Hmmmmm,
I'm know as the ''artful dodger''...
Very Nice!!!!!!!!!!
I hope this works !
Let me put one more up and then I'll leave at least for awhile.....
It worked tzia. Elvis, ''Peace in the Valley''. Very nice my friend.
HAHAHAHAHA, it's true Six...
Glad you liked it Prez. We Italian/Indians know how to pick them.
Oh my, what nice, errrrrr, cheeks you have my dear. All four of them...
Yes it worked tzia. Great song and great singer!!!!
Oh I can't let this one go. I have to put it up!
You sure do tzia, must be that mixed blood thingy goingon...
That ain't PG13 Six. Whoa, it's pretty cool though.
I know. I'll remove it if you want me to.
And children.... that's how flowers are made.
I didn't mean for you to remove it Six. I think it's very cool.
Kids, kiddies, no you can't look at grandpa's computer...What, oh, it's a flower or manybe a octopus kids. NO, NO, don't get mommy, let's keep this our secret.
Kavika lying through his teeth.
I'm sure it is. Prez!
I used to own a Challenger. My then wife wouldn't let me bring it home, so I gave it to the Amarillo Art Museum. The tasteless bastards probably got rid of it by now.
Long story short, I left a life of money and ease. Took a few years, but I have peace in my soul now.
Not so sure about peace between people here, or anywhere, but it would be nice if they would at least listen upon occasion.
You had a J.D. Challanger Steve??
Like everywhere Steve, there is never total peace. Having peace in your soul is all that really matters.
Yeppers, I owned a Challenger. Just like I knew some folks that Perrie knows about.
I've been some places and met some people. But that was a time when I was not at peace with me. Now I am.
Didn't mean for this to be confession time. I just wish people would learn that you don't have to agree to like them.
My avatar is entitled, ''Broken Promises'' by Challanger, and I have ltd edition print.
''don't have to agree to like them''...A lesson I learned once again just yesterday on NT.
Thanks for stopping by Steve.
LMAO, he'll be sleeping in the garage for the month or so...
Variation on an ancient Hebrew prayer and hymn about peace.
Sim shalom, tovah u'vracha.
Chen, chesid u'vrachamim.
Aleynu, veh al col sheh berachtecha.
Veh neyhaymar, Amen Selah.
Grant peace, goodness and blessings.
Loving kindness and mercy.
Upon us, and upon all whom You have created.
And let us say, so be it for ever and ever.
Enoch.
I really don't like peas all that much. I used to hide them under my plate when I was a kid.
EEEEEEKK !! How did I manage to get to a porn site??
(tzia covers eyes while blushing )
The Can-Can! Very tongue-in-cheek.
For tzia.
I saw you peeking tzia.
Beautiful niijii. As always, you bring peace to the valley.
Peas are good!!!!
Pea porn?
Not that many peas Mike!!!!
Ahhhhh yes, the Can-Can, mighty nice, err dance?
Did not!!
Eat every carrot ,and pea on your plate.
I can't stand all this talk about veggies. I'm going to have some bacon and eggs for breakfast.
Only goes to prove that dogs are more intelligent than many humans.
The word veggie when interpreted into the Ojibwe language, means, ''Can't Hunt''.
I rest my case your honor.
Grump, is that you????
This article has gotten so far off-topic, that I can't remember what we started with.
NO WORRIES, it's fun, keep it going.
Nope, that's not me. I am the guy sneaking up behind "pea man" with a katana. I'm so sneaky you can't even see me. Gonna cut up some peas.
That "pea man"'s poor kids. Imagine the harassment they will get from the kids at school. I would have to run away from home if my dad was "pea man".
We need John to come by and go on about the value of peas in a forum such as NT.
Oh no, a violent pea man...
Hope this works, it's info. that everyone should know about.
I like pea soup, but the regular peas you can keep...
BTW, I don't count calories...LOL..no need too.
"Resistance is futile." ...
''Resistance is futile'', but a lot of fun.
Yep! lol
Please NO, I don't need an attempted lecture from an ''expert''...LOL
Hope this works!
Yee Naaldlooshii (the skin walker), terrifying creature. Their ability to change shapes (they are sometime referred to as, shape shifters). Makes them nothing short of bad news.
Thanks for the photo Aeon.
ROTFL, my mini doxie does that to our other dog, a larger mix breed..No skate board, just comes at a dead run and zip, right underneath Annie...
And this from an Italian/Indian, that throws pans at people..
Do not venture, where no pea was ever gone before.
May the Force be with you.
Goober Peas
Hope this works.
ROTFL, bless your little pea pickin heart tzia...
Grump has a new theme song.
Oh no !!! Screech screech.
It's that Chinese Pea Torture technique. It's similar to water boarding but with peas.
I like Ernie. Not the peas.
We've noted that you don't seem to have much use for peas Grump....
I've noticed, not as a generalization, that more women than men like peas... could that be?
Those men that don't like peas, usually prefer green beans, and vice/versa.
Anyone else ever noticed that with those they know? Even my brother, when growing up, called them "stinky peas." lol
Chole, I don't like peas, but love pea soup..I'm kinda confused about that. My wife loves peas, my two dogs, love peas. (their both female)..
So, it's 3 to 1 in our house regarding peas.
I can no longer talk about peas, I'm getting sick.
LOL... Ok.
If that's Ok, I'd like to tell you this true funny story. My father was one of those people that thought we should eat everything that was prepared for us, a small amount if we didn't like it, but we had to eat some. Well, because my brother thought they were stinky, he had to hold his knows all through dinner because he could not only smell them on his plate, but he said they were polluting the air! Seriously, he never let go of his nose until he left the room.
My contribution to the warriors of NT is below.
I don't think that most of us want a peaceful, sweet, mamby-pamby, lace-and frills whatever, just a non-nasty and mean discussion. You know, like between adults. And, yeah, there are LOTS of people I don't agree with that I like as friends.
Great photo Dowser.
I'll not start a war today..
Right after I finish laughing...
I love you, too!!!
Personally, I'm allergic to peas. As in rifle puke and break out allergic. My mom USED to be one of those eat some of everything on your plate...
''rifle puke'' LOL, that quite the description Wheel.
Actually it is connected Mike. You know there is a Pea war going on as we speak. Yes it's true, I've see Peas marching down the highway armed to the teeth, errr to the beans.
LOLOLOLOL
Someone opened a "canopys."
LOL, good one my little pea picker.
I hate it when I fall down in front of people. I remember falling up the stairs at work and a co-worker laughed at me. I turned and gave him an "I'm going to kill you look". He was terrified, I have no idea why. It must have been the look on my face. He ran (literally) to the boss's office and went in and sat down. What a coward.
I fell down once when I was 2 years old. Haven't done it since. Although I have, as I like to call it, met the earth a few times.
ambiv...douchecanoe...LOLOLOL, I love that expression.
I call it "being one with gravity".
I should have been more clear with my description of falling up the stairs. First, I fell up and then I fell down the stairs. I had my arms full of files and I flung them all over the place. It was pretty comical, in reality.
It's Bushes fault. Peas grow on a bush, right?
I am quite talented at falling, actually. I usually manage to grab stuff and take it down with me.
( peas grow on vines, beans grow on bushes )
ROTF, none that I've ever seen Grump. Usually it's on a vine.
I was just trying to find a way to blame Bush. hee hee.
Oh hell Grump, I think that he's already been blamed for it..LOL
Did I really spell nose, as knows? lol. Oh well, the nose knows. And my brother's nose to this day, says peas are stinky, and he has to leave the room so he doesn't get sick.
So, that's interesting, Wheel, the same for you?!! Oh, didn't you just love being forced to eat things you didn't like!! Ack! Mine were liver and lima beans.
I'm still wondering if the aversion to peas could be a 'man' thing.
Ha ha. You do the Lucile Ball falls and I do the Chevy Chase falls. What a pair we would be.
Isn't it great that this goofy article is getting more attention than articles about those horrible rich people and those horrible republicans? Just goes to show you, doesn't it? Fun is more fun than politics.
Bush beans, lol...in a can.
But nobody can pea soup. I did once. It was awful. And horrible, too.
Chunks, dude. Chunks. I was dehydrated according to the doctor. Yeah, I went to the university hospital and ended up in the genitourinary clinic. I was sitting there with a bunch of pregnant women and a bunch of old old people. Nurse takes a urine sample and the doctor comes out to the waiting room, comes over to me and, in a loud voice, announces that he thinks I have gonorrhea. The preggers woman next to me let out a squeak and nearly fainted and the old folks gave me dirty looks and giggled to each other. Dr. said he had to run further tests on the sample and would call me back in a couple days. The nurse called me to tell me I was just dehydrated and drink a bunch of water. I figure the doctor just wanted to teach me a lesson by embarrassing me in front of everyone.
LOL, gonorrhea...Dammit Grump, keep it in your pants...
Why would I want to do that? Don't be silly.
It's so nice out I think I'll leave it out.
Make sure you use Sun Screen !!
Tzia, I know exactly how that works. I burned my bits on a nude beach down by Vera Cruz, Mexico. I was freakin' miserable for a few days. Miserable, I tell you -- unimaginable misery for the 20 something that I was. Yup, very dramatic.
Grump . . . are you talkingabout Bake 'n Bits ?
Ummm......yeah, sure. Absolutely.
A sunburned weenie...LOLOLOLOLOL
What? What? Them's fight'n words. Weenie my tail feathers. Schlong's more like it.
Ok, it's time to start a war...To damn much civility on NT.
Interesting article.
This is what NT should be about, folks. And a total of 161 comments. This is how it's done. Ha and ha.
(NT Cliff Notes in case you don't want to read the whole damn article.)
Oh no, not cliff notes.
LOL, no ambiv, we skipping all over the book.
I got this in a fortune cookie a while back: Toreador pants make your feet look big too.
Oh no, tell me it ain't true!!!!
ummm . . Catka ???
Is havoc an instrument?
(I was never young)
Sixpick, how DARE you throw my picture up here like that?!?!!
They'll make you fart. The large lima beans, my Granny used to call three in ones. Said you got 3 farts for every one of them beans you ate.
That ain't Grump. Grump looks a lot better than that.
Mike wrote: "Dakota... could literally pick out a pea in a mouthful of food, and spit it out in pristine condition."
One of my favorite horses could sort out powdered wormer from a mixture of grains and molasses.
He could also eat all the grain out from under a coke can without tipping it over or spilling it.
My little sister had her own form of pea torture. She'd gross my little brother out by stuffing them up her nose, then snorting them out. They'd shoot straight toward him and he'd end up screaming in horror, which got him in trouble with Mom. She never believed her sweet little girl could ever do something that gross.
Reply to Justice For Trayvon on Friday,
Welllll... so much for my theory!!
Hmmm... my theory might still be intact. You might not be feeling well. Pea and Lima Bean adoration is a sure sign of: Lima Pea brain Disorder...
The image shows a disordered brain next to a normal man's brain that HATES peas!! (I made this up, btw. Just joking with you!)
The most important thing I learned from sckull was how to get lost walking to sckull. My friends got lost too. Seems none of us had a good sense of direction.
The second most important thing I learned was how to climb over the chain link fence when Mom insisted on walking me to class.
Mom was skeptical about me getting lost every single day since I could always find my way home. She also pointed out the store we rode to every day to buy soda and candy was right across the street from the school, but we had a good argument for that one: the ponies knew the way, not us. We offered to ride the ponies to sckull, but she didn't think that was a good idea. I don't know why since Dad got to drive his Dad's horse and buggy to sckull when he was little. Or, more accurately, that old horse took them to school, then turned that buggy around and went home by himself. He'd come back in the afternoon to pick them up. He loved to race the other horses doing kid duty but wouldn't step one foot beyond the school house. Seems Grandpa was a purty good hoss trainer.
Dad shared how he and his friends tied a goat into the principals chair. The others heard the principal coming down the hall and fled, but he was so focused on tying the knots he was still there when the principal walked in.
They also dismantled a Model A and reassembled it on top of the gym.
I chose not to terrify a goat but did spend quite a bit of time trying to find a Model A. Seems they were a bit more plentiful in his day. I had a friend who owned one we cruised in, but he wouldn't loan it to us. Something about the idea of a license plate trace seemed to bother him.
Sigh. Some kids have all the fun.
Good, another topic to add to the cliff notes..3 more topics and we'll be in the Guiness Record Book.
I'm afraid to ask tzia.
Oh no, tell me it isn't true tzia.
Definitely.
Yup, it's true Prez, the results just came in.
Repub cloths, too.