Listen Up Folks, These Are The ''Dog Rules''
If I find it on the floor, it's mine!
It's easier to beg forgiveness than ask permission!
If I can get it in my mouth, it instantly becomes mine!
If you find something broken, it happened while I was asleep!
If you find it missing, I saw the cat take it!
If your friend's dog has one, I want one bigger!
If I see the cat's food, I get to eat it.....ALL!
When it's time for dinner, I eat first!
If I'm resting on the couch, never ask me to move.
What happens at the dog park, stays at the dog park!
I hope that you understand, cuz if you don't, I'll have to teach you.
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These are old rules, but you humans tend to forget them. This is a reminder.
I forgot to add this rule BF....''It's my couch, understand!"
LOL, I believe you Gunny.
It's true.
Clearly this is not the place to mention the cat rules !
Without a doubt it's true Grump.
LOL, no it isn't Petey, except if this is the cat..(Ozark Bobcat)
Actually, I am a tyrant bastard with my dogs. Everything is mine, that's understood. I let them borrow it, though. The couch and bed are mine. They can only get on if invited.
I go through the door first. No way around that one for them. I don't want them knocking me down. I learned that one with my Great Dane and the two Dobergirls I had. Imagine two Dobermans rushing a door when you are half asleep and then picking yourself up off the floor. Not a pretty sight since I can barely move in the morning anyway.
We are eating. Go over there on the other side of the room. No begging. You will get some dog treats or a little turkey (ham, whatever) when we are done, I promise. They eat at 7 am and 5 pm. We humans eat whenever. If I'm eating a snack, I'll give you something (probably a small dog biscuit), too, but you have to wait until I am finished.
No you many not go out in the middle of the night because you think there might be a cat out there. Too many times I have let you out and you go out 4 feet, bark and want back in. Not any more - that was enough of that crap.
No you may not lay on my head at 2 AM.
Beautiful shepherds. Gorgeous. All the shepherd breeds are too smart for their own good. There are times when I am very happy with the Corgi's intelligence. Other times, I just have to wonder how they manage to figure stuff, little brats. They can tell time, too. At 5 min to 5 the start lobbying for supper.
Sounds like you could use a badass cat enforcer in your house ...
What happens at the dog park, stays in the dog park.
What about if it happens in the Barking Lot? Will Nationwoof protect your hoof?
Peace and Abundant Snausages to one and all.
Enoch on all fours.
No, Petey. Let's hear the cat rules. Please.
BOL (barking out loud)
Round Two Petey.
Sure, yes, I know that it's true Grump. Honest, I really do believe you, maybe...LOL
He does, doesn't he Petey....
Delgado and Fanta, Hmmmmm interesting names. I like them.
No, dude Kavika. Really.
I have seen these before, Wheel. Every time I see them it makes my heart ache. So many people just don't understand how dogs operate.
Agreed Wheel, number 10 is by far the most difficult, but we must do it.
I don't even want to count up how many times I have had to have a dog put down. It never gets any easier. In fact, it gets harder each time. Cats, too.