Pot for Parents
THE youngest of my three daughters was born around the same time I became a card-carrying medical cannabis patient. Even though I was only 44, Id been suffering from occasional back pain. I also suffered bouts of stress, compounded by anxiety. The causes were unknown, but there seemed to be a correlation with work deadlines and flying coach with three children under the age of 5. Sometimes it got so bad I had trouble falling asleep at night, leaving me groggy and irritable.
So, in 2010, I resolved to seek medical help. I received a thorough physical examination from my CannaMed doctor, who checked not only my pulse but my blood pressure as well. Examining the results, he concluded that I would benefit enormously from a cannabis-based treatment regimen and recommended that I use a brownie-based form of the drug to avoid the lung irritation associated with other modes of dose administration. I soon had in my possession a shiny, state-sanctioned medical marijuana ID card, gaining me free access to the citys expanding array of quasi-legal cannabis dispensaries.
After two years of treatment, I can state unequivocally that I feel much better about pretty much everything. Sure, my back still hurts, but Im cool with it.
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[[Ive heard that even a small amount of marijuana can impair short-term memory function. It might also affect short-term memory function.]]
LOL !
Mike,
The article is satire. Has the political season ruined your sense of humor?
Rich,
At least someone here can read an article and realize that it'stonguein cheek. Thanks!
Perrie I really thought you were smoking pot for a minute!!! I thought we were going to have to start calling you Perrie Pothead. lmao
If the dude is still having the same kinda back pain he might need to move up tosensimilla...
...his back will thank him for it!
:~)
Hey Gene,
I do like it smooooooth, LOL!
Dang that purple bud is some kind lookin' smoke!
That's great!
Fed...
I don't smoke pot... really...
BTW I don't smoke pot, really....
Ahh... did I tell you that I don't smoke pot???
Hey Fed, could ya pass me that doobie.
Sure Perrie! (said while holding her breath)
Dang that Johnny; tell him to kick to kick in with his own smoke!
:~)
The Feds are thieves.
they'll Bogart every chance they get.
"Dope will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no dope." The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers