Dirty Limerick Contest. Come one, come all! Fabulously large prizes not awarded. Dirty language included!!!
Some tried and true limericks to start with- remember, rhyme and scansion are VERY important- (Thanks for the idea, ladies!!)
There once was a man from Nantucket,
With a dick so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
as he wiped off his chin,
If my ear were a ___ I would fuck it. (My wife detests the word the blank replaces. Sorry!)
There once was a man from Toronto
With a dick the Rockettes all could hold onto
Without leaving the room
He could enter the womb
Of a girl eating soup in Oneonta.
There once was a man from Peru
Who fell asleep in a canoe
While dreaming of Venus
He played with his penis
and woke up with a handful of goo
THere was a young lady named Dot
Who inserted a fly in her twat
If you tickled her fuzz
that fucker would buzz
till you glued it's wings shut with a shot
Well, do YOU have any good ones?? Worthy of a 
?
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