Mel Gibson goes beserk again
I suppose this kind of thing was inevitable .
Mel Gibson Chokes Waiter for Serving Him Matzah Ball Soup
May 29th, 2012
Hollywood actor / director / raging alcoholic Mel Gibson has been questioned by authorities following an accusation of assault at a pricey Santa Monica, CA deli.
The Oscar winning star of Braveheart, Mad Max, and the Leathal Weapon series reportedly became violent during a confrontation with a waiter regarding his order.
Although Gibson had ordered a ruben with chicken soup, his waiter - a 21 year old UCLA film school student - was so star-struck he forgot to tell him that the only soup they had left was matzah ball - a traditional Ashkenazi Jewish dish:
"We were all out of chicken soup, but I forgot to tell him when he ordered. So I offered him a free bowl of matzah on the house. I had no idea free soup could piss someone off like that."
When served the soup Gibson lept out of his chair and began berating the waiter:
"Do you think I look like one of them? Do you? Do you think I look like someone who shovels this Jew juice into his mouth?"
Witnesses say Gibson then pinned the young waiter up against a wall with one hand wrapped tightly around his neck. After a few seconds of squeezing, Gibson let go saying "This is your lucky day motherfucker. If I wasn't late for a script re-write on Maccabees I would punch your Jew-loving lights out."
Gibson has reportedly lost his agent, manager, and publicist over this latest anit-semetic incident. Analysts say he will likely never work in mainstream Hollywood again.
The American neo-nazi National Socialist Movement, however, praised Gibson's stand against "the Jewish soup conspiracy" and invited him to direct a promotional video for their Youtube channel highlighting the threat Matzah represents to America
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I suppose matzah ball soup is subversive in some way . Leave it to Mel G. to further the "cause" against it ...
Hummm... Mike, Now I will have to investigate.
And yet I found it amusing ... BTW , do you know anything about the dailyCurrant ?
Here is the front page of the dailycurrant :
You can start there . It definitely seems to be left leaning .
Actually all of the stories there seem to be hoaxes ... Good call Mike !
I am having a problem finding verification of this event from a reliable source... still, was funny as hell to read.
OK , so where do you stand on matzah ball soup ? This is an important issue !
All their stuff is satire:
Cont'd HERE
Never mind that ... where do you stand on matzah ball soup ?
You're being very kind...
Such a shame. He was one of my faves... was being the operative word here.
I was for it...before I was against it!
U got that right fer sure !
So what happened in the interim ?