A Brief but Eventful Tenure of Scaramucci
Anthony Scaramucci burst into the White House as a game-changing character in the continuing drama of the Trump administration. Brandishing mirrored aviator sunglasses and an expletive-heavy vocabulary, he immediately inserted chaos, conflict and showmanship into the reality show at the White House.
His tenure was short, not even long enough to receive the “Saturday Night Live” treatment. But he leaves behind "Bohemian Rhapsody" puns (will he ever do the Fandango?), endless GIFs of a single news conference air-kiss and a new White House order.
A brief but eventful tenure by the ''mooch''....He'll past into history leaving no contribution. The perfect ''loser''.
Scaramucci's next job will be hosting a new version of "The Apprentice" , soon to be playing on Fox. The contestants will be Corey Lewandowski, the chick reporter he grabbed that time, Carter Page, the head waiter at Trump's D.C. hotel, Ivanka's nanny, Don Jr.'s lawyer's son, Hugh Hewitt, the WWF guy Trump was beating up in the video, Mike Huckabee, and Sean Spicer.
Scarmucci's hair will be died dishwater blonde for the show and combed straight back.