Revolutionary Guards commander accuses Israel of stealing Iran’s rain clouds
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The Head of Iran's Civil Defense Organization Brigadier General Gholam Ridha
Jalali is a military commander in the Revolutionary Guards. (Photo via Tasnim news agency)
The Head of Iran's Civil Defense Organization Brigadier General Gholam Ridha Jalali has accused Israel and another country he didn’t name of stealing the clouds of Iran which lead to climate change and drought in the country.
On Monday, Iranian news agency ISNA reported Jalali, a military commander in the Revolutionary Guards as saying that: “Iran's climate changes are unnatural and result from foreign interference, through their research; Iranian scientific centers have reached this conclusion.”
Jalali added: “Both Israel and another country are working into making Iranian clouds not rainy. In addition to this, they are stealing rain and snow too.”
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Jalali added: “Both Israel and another country are working into making Iranian clouds not rainy. In addition to this, they are stealing rain and snow too.”
Making Iranian clouds not rainy is one thing-- but stealing Iranian snow is an abomination-- a violation of international law and a total violation of Iranian soverignty!
Guess no one told him the HAARP array was decommissioned a few years ago.
Was it? Was it really?
I think that they will be holding the rain and snow for ransom....Yes, I'm sure of it...
Sending a tin foil hat for the general.
Some westerners assume that because Iran is in the middle East its mainly a vast, hot sandy dessert. But much of the the country is very mountainous. Here's a picture of Tehran, the capital:
Israel has solved is water-shortage problem through their advanced technology-- but I bet that "other country" (if its the one I think it is) would love to have some of that snow!
The general is going to completely lose it when he finds out that Israel, in addition to stealing the snow, have also stole the mountains as well....
It's been named the ''Iranian Caper''....
Here's a humorous ad from an Israeli company--"HOT TV". It is a fictional depiction of some Mossad agents, disguised as Iranian women, infiltrating Isfahan Iran (near a nuclear reactor). They find a fellow Mossad agent who's been stationed there a while and is bored so he watches "HOT TV" on his tablet. The others are interested in this.......
Here's another humoros Israeli ad-- for Iturian GPS:
And here's a real oldie-- an ad for HDTV (High Definition TV-- an "abomination"!):
Dear Friend General Jalali: Let's get one thing clear.
Israel and another nation did not steal your clouds, rain and snow.
It was Col. Mustard, in the Library with a lead pipe.
Kindly get a Clue!
Yours when it gets Dicey,
The Grinch that stole precipitation.
Kindly get a Clue!
Actually I used to own one, but that was years ago.
(The last board game I ever played seriously was when I was in college-- RISK! was all the rage. A fascinating game...supposedly a strategy game..but it was really about psychology..understanding how the other players think...)
Dear Friend Krishna: I too liked playing Monopoly. Trivial Pursuits, Careers and Life with our children.
My last board game excursion was with our youngest grandchild.
Chutes and Ladders.
A game we played with our own kids when they were young enough.
Game time with children and grandchildren is one of the best times a grown up can have.
E.
I never played Monopoly as an adult, so never played it with kids. When I was very young I played Monopoly. (I believe they have since come out with many versions in different languages-- the properties are all named for streets in those countries capitals).I believe I also read that recently they changed some of the tokens (which inevitably gets cheers and boos from various people who love the game....)I remember Careers-- but forgot at what age I played that. IIRC, I never played Life.
My last board game excursion was with our youngest grandchild.
Chutes and Ladders.
Wow-- that one goes back a long way! When I was very very young I remember Chutes and Ladders, Candyland, Checkers, Chinese Checkers, and Go Fish! And of course...Tic Tack Toe, LOL!
Once or twice we attempted Chess-- but never really got the hang of it.
(Although back in those days we usually saved those games for rainy days-- when the weather was nice we preferred being phyically active and being outside. Bike riding, running races, tag, (Ring-a-Levio), softball...even wrestling!....and other physically active games. (In those days there weren't many fat kids :*)
Dear Friend Krishna: Great games and memories all.
Thanks for brightening my day.
E.
Dear Sister Raven Wing: Smiles and Hugs.
E.
This sort of extreme paranoia is fairly common in much of the Arab world-- and is generally accepted. When I was in the Middle East, I had many Arabs tell me with a straight face that Arabs were not behind 9/11. Upon questioning them, I discovered they really believe that! ((Although there seems to be two groups of people with conflicting views-- most say that there's "proof" that "The Jews" did it-- although some believe that George Bush who was behind 9/11).
A while back I came across this news story-- not only did Egyptians believe that "The Jews" were going to steal the Pyramids-- but the government actually shut them down for a time in order to prevent it!
Egypt shuts down pyramid after rumours that Jews and spiritual groups would stage rituals there on 11.11.11 'Magic Friday'
One of the world's greatest historical sites was closed today over fears Jewish Masons would try to claim it as their own .
It's nice to know there are complete loons in other countries as well.
Some think cloud seeding works some don't. They even use airplanes for it these days.
North Dakota’s Kouba is one of the skeptics. He has compiled state rainfall data going back to the 1970s and concluded that cloud seeding has decreased rainfall, particularly in counties that are downwind of seeding operations. “I’m in a downwind county, and we have lost considerably,” he said.
Dear Friend Dean: How is this for an obscure Scriptural reference.
Onan was struck down with lightning by the Almighty for spilling his seed onto the ground (self-pleasuring).
One of my college room mates was a preachers son.
He had a pet parakeet (against dorm rules barring pets).
He bought Hartz Mountain seed shaped like wreaths, bells etc. to feed the bird.
Since the parakeet chipped away the seed with its beak, and some of the seeds fell to the floor he named the bird, Onan!
Smiles.
Enoch.
What's scary is he is serious.
Maybe if he asks nicely, David Copperfield will get the clouds back for him.