Perpetrator Breaks Into Massachusetts Home - And Cleans It Thoroughly


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Via:  freefaller  •  last year  •  15 comments

Perpetrator Breaks Into Massachusetts Home - And Cleans It Thoroughly

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A perpetrator in Massachusetts broke into a home last week and got away spick and span.


Homeowner Nate Roman, who lives in Marlborough, MA, came back from work on May 15 to find that his house had been broken into — but upon inspection, he realized nothing was stolen and it had been completely cleaned. The rug was vacuumed, the beds were neatly made, the toilets were scrubbed, and last but not least, the “invader” made ornate origami roses on the toilet paper rolls in his bathrooms, he told Boston Globe

Roman, who described the unconventional break-in as “creepy and weird,” surmised that he may have left the back door unlocked, as the person did not need to break anything to enter the home.

The entire house, with the exception of the kitchen, was cleaned to perfection, and Roman alerted the police quickly after touring his newly spruced-up house.

The incident even left Marlborough Police Sergeant Daniel Campbell baffled, who said the department had never heard of a situation quite like this.

“We have not received any reports similar to this in other locations, and we have no suspects at this time,” Campbell told The Boston Globe

While the perpetrator has not yet been identified, Roman assumed it may have been done by a cleaning service that went to the wrong house.

Regardless, Roman can now laugh at the incident.

“It’s funny now, but didn’t feel funny at the time,” Roman said. “I kept the toilet paper roses as souvenirs.”


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1  seeder  Freefaller    last year

I hope that burglar breaks into my place

Paula Bartholomew
2  Paula Bartholomew    last year

If he/she gets ID'd, I want to send them my address.  I want them also to show me how to make the paper roses.

2.1  badfish  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @2    last year

It's all fine and dandy until you find the video of them putting your toothbrush in their butt.

3  Tacos!    last year

Let this be a lesson to us all: leave your doors unlocked so strangers can come in and clean the place.

What a world that would be, eh?

3.1  seeder  Freefaller  replied to  Tacos! @3    last year
leave your doors unlocked so strangers can come in and clean the place.

I've done that occasionally, still waiting for someone to clean the place though

4  dave-2693993    last year

I read that some time ago.

The poor woman looked quite a mess. Maybe even signs of a meth addict...or similar.

Hope she gets treatment and then not just dumped on the street.

4.1  seeder  Freefaller  replied to  dave-2693993 @4    last year

Lol Dave, wtf?

4.1.1  dave-2693993  replied to  Freefaller @4.1    last year

This article was posted a week or so ago here locally.

Maybe it is a different story, but she looked terrible and abused and was booked.

Hope she gets treated rather than punished.

Really, not funny.

4.1.3  seeder  Freefaller  replied to  dave-2693993 @4.1.2    last year

Lol thanks for clearing that up, I was pretty confused there for a minunte.

4.1.4  dave-2693993  replied to  Freefaller @4.1.3    last year

Me too.

Perrie Halpern R.A.
5  Perrie Halpern R.A.    last year


Where do I find one of those?

5.1  badfish  replied to  Perrie Halpern R.A. @5    last year

Twice a month i clean SMAAB's house.

5.1.1  seeder  Freefaller  replied to  badfish @5.1    last year

BF what's a SMAAB?  I tried googling it with no luck

5.1.2  Kavika   replied to  Freefaller @5.1.1    last year

Sister Mary Agnes Ample Bottom....A current member and a very funny person.


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