Natural Gas Is Now Called 'Freedom Gas,' According to the Department of Energy
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Jingoistic nationalism andpromoting fossil fuelsgo hand in hand for the Trump administration. But the Department of Energy took that connection to a new level on Tuesday with a press release touting natural gas as “freedom gas” full of—I feel stupid even typing this—“molecules of U.S. freedom.” Which I guess means we now definitively know the cost of freedom:According to the global market, it’s $2.64 per million BTUs as of Wednesday late morning.
Several sources are reporting this. I picked one at random. As far as stupid government shit goes this ranks up there with "Freedom Fries" & "Patriot Toast".
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This is dumb. Really, really dumb.
That's the trump admin for you DUMB and DUMBER and DUMBER even more
Remember when french fries were briefly called freedom fries?
I was just thinking of that
Don't forget the Patriot Toast.
Never heard that one. I will stick with the Saints toast.
Do these people not remember the run-up to the Iraq invasion, and "Freedom Fries"?
Or are they so obvious that they don't realize the ridicule they are pouring on their own heads?
It's not funny. It's depressing.
Freedom fries goes well with a Liberty burger with American cheese and an Independence Shake.
Q. What do they call it when you order fast food chain Mexican dishes?
A. Taco Smell.
Enoch, De-fanging re-fritos.
And here I thought freedom gas came from ourselves.
I'm looking for a satire tag.....
....because this can't be real
it's a definite wtf moment.
“Increasing export capacity from the Freeport LNG project is critical to spreading freedom gas throughout the world by giving America’s allies a diverse and affordable source of clean energy.
Look at those molecules of U.S. freedom!