Dyke Drama Reaches New Heights in Alleged Lesbian Space Crime

  
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Dyke Drama Reaches New Heights in Alleged Lesbian Space Crime
A lesbian astronaut was accused of identity theft by her estranged spouse while *checks notes*… in space?

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In a historic first for dyke drama, a lesbian astronaut who was on a mission in outer space has been accused of a serious crime by her estranged wife.

NASA astronaut Anne McClain is facing accusations of identity theft from her ex, former Air Force intelligence officer Summer Worden, reports   The New York Times . In the midst of their messy divorce-slash-custody battle, Worden noticed that McClain (pictured below) was privy to tidbits from Worden’s personal finances that should have been private.

Worden went on to file a complaint with the Federal Trade Commission, effectively accusing McClain—who was famously poised to   join NASA’s first all-female spacewalk   alongside fellow astronaut Christina Koch—of identity theft and improper access to her personal financial information.

Mind you, the alleged crimes all occurred while McClain was on a six-month mission aboard the International Space Station.

Mark Sundahl, director of Cleveland State University’s Global Space Law Center, told   The Times   that McClain is the first astronaut he can think of who’s been accused of committing a crime while in space. NASA officials also confirmed that the organization doesn’t have records of any other criminal allegations in space in its 61-year history.

Meanwhile, McClain is now back on planet Earth and reportedly cooperating with the investigation.

“She strenuously denies that she did anything improper,” her lawyer, Rusty Hardin, told   The Times .

Whether or not the accusations hold up, McClain, alleged Lesbian Space Criminal, is now Gay Twitter™’s fixation du jour:

Media Matters for America editor at large  Parker Molloy  even created a limited run of “Lesbian Space Criminal” T-shirts, which you can now cop  for the very reasonable price of $20 . Bonus: Proceeds go to  Live Like Roo , a U.S.-based organization that provides financial support to pet owners of dogs with cancer.

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†hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh
1  seeder  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh    4 weeks ago

Someone had to be the first!

 
 
 
Sparty On
1.1  Sparty On  replied to  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh @1    4 weeks ago

Sounds like another NCIS spin off except it would be SCIS.   Space Criminal Investigation Unit

Ellen could play the Gibbs part or perhaps Maddow.

 
 
 
Sparty On
2  Sparty On    4 weeks ago

You can't make this shit up

 
 
 
†hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh
2.1  seeder  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh  replied to  Sparty On @2    4 weeks ago

Space Crimes!

 
 
 
Just Jim NC TttH
2.1.1  Just Jim NC TttH  replied to  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh @2.1    4 weeks ago

That's why President Trump thinks we need a "Space Force". To curb this kind of law breaking BS in outer space. I'm telling you this guy CAN see the future............hahaha

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Sparty On
2.1.2  Sparty On  replied to  Just Jim NC TttH @2.1.1    4 weeks ago

We already have space Marines.  

I've seen them on James Bond and fighting Xenomorphs with Sigourney Weaver of course

 
 
 
†hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh
2.1.3  seeder  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh  replied to  Sparty On @2.1.2    4 weeks ago

384

 
 
 
Sparty On
2.1.4  Sparty On  replied to  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh @2.1.3    4 weeks ago

I hear that space herpes is wicked bad!

 
 
 
Tacos!
3  Tacos!    4 weeks ago
Cleveland State University’s Global Space Law Center

Wait, the what now? Global Space Law? That's a thing ? Are people really practicing this? What courtroom has jurisdiction over the cases? Who are the clients?

Duck Dodgers?

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Brandishing a weapon? Unlicensed jet pack? Relax Dodgers, I got you.

Marvin the Martian? 

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Look! He can't pay. Fuckin' typical!

 
 
 
Just Jim NC TttH
3.1  Just Jim NC TttH  replied to  Tacos! @3    4 weeks ago

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Split Personality
3.2  Split Personality  replied to  Tacos! @3    4 weeks ago

https://www.law.csuohio.edu/academics/globalspacelaw/summeronline

Tuition for this 3 credit-hour course is $3150 (regardless of the U.S. state or country in which you live).

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†hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh
4  seeder  †hε pε⊕pレε'š ƒïšh    4 weeks ago

Captain Kirk encountered this situation once.

512

 
 
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