Breaking News : President**** Trump Taken For "Vacation" At The Sunny Nix Institute For The Politically Insane After Epic F&F Rant
Category: The ZooBy: john-russell • 7 months ago • 4 comments
The nation was thrown into turmoil tonight as the president**** was rushed off to The SunnyNix Institute For The Politically Insane
following Friday mornings disturbed rant on Fox News morning show.
We have obtained a partial transcript of his "comments"
"Obama, biggest scandal in the history of our country, Obama, Ukraine, server, CrowdStrike, Fiona Hill, Germany and France not putting up money, rebuilding military, two Supreme Court justices, 182 federal judges, bad people, subpoenas, Mueller, FBI lovers, fake news, phoney New York Times, phoney Washington Post, Schiff, sick puppy, Russia, crazy Nancy, growing dust, quid pro quo, Ukraine corrupt, this guy, David Holmes, I can’t hear people making calls, Joe Biden, I want nothing, the kid, millions and millions, corruption, Germany and France, Volker, don’t know him, Sondland, hardly know him, Perry, great guy, Rudy legendary, iconic figure, she’s a woman, Zelenskiy, gravy train, wouldn’t hang my picture, not an angel, not a baby, I know a lot about stardom, star, star, star, witnesses, whistleblower, I want a trial, impeachment, phone call, sleazy, crazy, Adam Schiff, nutjob, perfect call, 196-0, vicious, I don’t know who the whistleblower is, fake corrupt media machine, Shifty Schiff"
After watching this disturbing display Dr. Friedrich Bustow Von Brumpf , head of mental rehablitation at the institute sent a team to create an "intervention"
Trump was rushed away from the White House as crowds gathered on the streets of Washington to wish him well
As Trump was brought into his new "vacation" home, the clinical staff said something had to be done.
"He's embarrassing" said one doctor who spoke briefly.
"Enough is enough" said another. Trump is expected to be released in time for his first Republican presidential debate against Nikki Haley on Valentine's Day.
The president in his new home.