Trump Gets My Panties in a Knot
Every time that fat, orange, ball of grease and congealed, undigestible disgust burps out one of his Mad As A Hatter rants at one of his notorious RALLY IN THE ALLEY rejection events, I get all rowed up, twisted; my panties in a knot.
The only thing I can think of is Dick Cheney & Donald Grunt, double dating on a hunting trip somewhere in Broke Back Mountain with an all liquored up shameless Cheney.
That images played over and over again in me head settles me down, especially, the ending.
Why, dear God, do I have to endure his pain. Are there no patriots left in 'Merica. Are they all on the Right?
There are those who claim that this blob of Fake Tan, Bleached Hair and pursed lips is favored by GOD. Who's GOD are these Maroons referring? The God of Adultery? The God of Pathological Liars? The God of Caging Children?
Somethin' is a gone all wrong in 'Merica. Where are the psychos when we need them? At Trump's Rally singin' "Lock Her Up! Knock Her Up, Trump is God?"
Doesn't that strike you as a tab bit odd?
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CB helped me fix this once before, but, at 78.2 months and rapidly approaching me EXPIRATION DATE my mind is not what is was before. Oddly, it open happens on this site.
ONLY happens on this site.
I do so LOVE the nasty comments. Please, keep sending them. The anger keeps me heart pumping and I feel so rejuvenated when I read them.
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I actually got a call from some Trump voting committee and asked if I would pull the lever for him. I replied with "Only if it releases two cyanide pellets into a bucket of acid." They hung up on me. Republicans just have no sense of humor. FTR, I am not death wishing him. I want him voted out, not taken out. It was just me being a smart ass.
That was brilliant. I haven't had a laugh like that in a long while. I am still smiling. Thanks, Paula! The laughter is cathartic, I felt myself laughing and getting a breathe of fresh air.
Happy to be of service. (Bicentennial Man)
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on the left with their panties in a knot also.
maybe start a twisted panties club / facebook group, something like that?
Wonderful idea. I am on it as soon as I drain the Trump Swamp.
so, about 5 yrs from now huh?
LOL
To save our NATION, we must first cleanse it. Start your day with "Your Morning Trump Dump!"
Don't Forget to Wipe Your Pence. That Thing is More Toxic Than Your Trump Dump!
This has been a PSA from the sick folks at Eat The Press - Do Not Wipe Your Bun With It.
Just about everything apparently. And to think these pathological psychos will have to endure
FOUR MORE YEARS
of Trump!
"The world will little note, nor long remember the" Orange Imposter; his hair will be set a fire in the Blaze of Hades, and his White Whale like texture will turn to slimy oil for Satan to suck on, or, something like that, is what I see in me Sacred Hallucinations.
Russians interference in the 2020 election, Trump's attack on a 17-year-old Nobel winner, punishing Whistle-Blowers, and threatening to shred the Constitution to stay in power, among the little things I like the least about the ORANGE BLEEK!
Gutting Social Security so old folks might starve. That is always fun!
Cutting Medicare - 'Merica don't need any damn sick folks!
Chopping the budget into lettuce to feed hungry kids is smart and cheap. They won't know they are eating shredded paper.
Drones manufacture in Saudia Arabia help to create jobs in foreign countries is always good for the economy.
Slashing our Intelligence Agency because Trump relies on Russia's Intel.
When you throw BS, you really throw BS.
Will never happen without approval from Congress. The Democrats control the House; so all you have is left wing talking points.
You have a link to back this up right? What am I saying? You never back up anything you post! OR are you talking about this?
Who started this ban? Hint, it wasn't Trump.
But Trruuummmmppppp!!!! What BS.
So you support US Intelligence Agencies having no vetting, oversight, or accountability? That is unless they are investigating a Democrat. Then it is all a vast right wing conspiracy. It is well past time they cleaned house at the Intelligence Agencies. Too much political bias BS; and complete ignoring of evidence and facts. Like the fact that Putin doesn't give a fuck about Trump. Otherwise he wouldn't have had his bot companies organize protests against him after he was elected.
But what was the f'ing narrative our "not so intelligent" agencies pushed? "Russians backed Trump". Way to do Putin's job for him. Morons. At least they haven't learned anything from past stupidity. They are making the same moronic claims again. I am almost hoping Bernie wins the Democratic nomination so the Russian bots can switch to supporting him. That should catch the morons in the US Intelligence Community completely flat footed. Hell, they ignored Russian bots supporting Bernie last time, so why not?
Funny how what was leaked out Congress doesn't mention the Russians "helping Sanders" at all. Nor did the agencies try to correct the leak. Great politically unbiased bullshit again. Putin must love having the US Intelligence Agencies and the Democrats doing his damn job for him again.
No, no, no! Ronin2, Sanders has addressed it on all the networks, except Fox. One has to stop listening to that FAKE NEWS CHANNEL.
BTW, as an ORACLE, appointed by GOD, l speak that others may understand and, thereby, tell me what I said, for I am, butt, the vessel.
There is not a word that emerges from the pursed lips of that vulgar person, some prefer to call "Trump".
Devious dictators for eons have fooled the Masses of Arse some of the time for long times, but, not all of the time.
Eventually, their greed, cruelty, and vulgarity catches up with their soul and crushes it into bits of bitter dust.
For someone that continually said he would be too busy to play golf, he sure as hell has a lot of time on his hands to hold a rally every other day.
Well, that and he still plays golf.
Four more years of muddle leadership, cruelty, constant lying and robbing the public coffers by a common Con Man, who some folks believe that GOD appointed to the Oval Office.
It wasn't God, Moriarty, it was the other guy.
It's the six hours of "Executive Time", the naps, and the ability not to read or deal with the reality that allows the Dumpster to play, and, of course, CHEAT at golf.
Well, at least Trump has forced Democrats to wear panties. That's a start.
The alternative to Trump was a Democratic version of Trump named Clinton. That mighty, blue D wouldn't have made any difference. The 2016 election was a race to the bottom. And Democrats are scraping bottom again. Democrats won't listen to common sense advice:
You need a bigger tractor!
I Like Mike - Not Ike!
Yea, but Haley'll outrun the VP.
She, too, has declared that GOD appointed Trump to return America to its Christian roots.
God does not appoint our President, Putin does, and he is not working for GOD!
Well, thank you very much, Friends and Fellow Cunt-try-mens to allow an old, senile, former pigeon stranglers the opportunity to empty his bowels. That was quite refreshing!
Mostly, we just pass gas here. It is refreshing to have an opportunity to untangle those knots. Nite All - I take it ever chance I get.
Hey, fellow members of the Corn Hole De-Generation, are we not allowed to post photographs on our comments section, or, within the text of our brilliantly composed treatises? I do not see the icon for photos. Is that a change?
My collection of Political Pornographic Photos is throwing a tantrum that would rival one of Trump's! Help!
To All of My NewsTalkers.com Trump Fans, that I have not offended, please be patient, I will get to you soon enough.
Buy panties that don’t bunch up so easily.
You are welcome ....
Duluth has those, I shall take you up on that suggestion. You are welcome.
de nada mi amigo
Gracias!
Life is too short without enemies! - Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo
With friends like this bunch...who needs enemas?
Republicans need them, by the millions.
They are really back up.
That is what makes them so mean, so angry and so terribly angry. But, of course, not all of them because that would be a Sweeping Generalization and we were all taught in Sunday School that Jesus said that he would "punch anyone out that uses one," as I recall.
So, conservatism is caused by constipation?
Yes, that is what my research team, here, at the Bird Droppings Institute - A Think Tank For Morons, No, Idiots, Please, discovered after their extensive 1.08-second analysis of the subject.
Constipation and Conservatism both start with "C", therefore, they are united by one gigantic glutinous Maximum, Trump.
The evidence is overwhelming and required no more study than that wasted on it already. - Jonathan Livingston Pigeon, CEO & Flounder.
What happened to the Icon on the Comment Section that allows one to insert photos into the content.
I have been out of commission for a while due to my ascent to Heaven, a periodic event for ORACLES, and when I returned it seemed to this wise old bag of twisted wit, that something has changed.
I would be ever so grateful if one might set me straight. I am quite bent over.