Trump Replaces Mary Trump with Kayleigh McEnany as Niece | The New Yorker
It ain't easy being a Trump but the pay is pretty good!
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By Andy Borowitz
July 18, 2020 Photograph by Drew Angerer / Getty
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In the latest shakeup in his inner circle, Donald Trump has named the White House press secretary, Kayleigh McEnany, to the position of niece, replacing Mary Trump, effective immediately.
With only three and a half months to go until the election, replacing family members could be seen as a sign of desperation, political insiders said.
But, according to a White House source, the decision to replace Mary Trump with McEnany was a "no-brainer."
"The President wanted a niece who could rewrite history, and Kayleigh has proven every day that she can do that," the source said.
McEnany will continue in her role as press secretary in addition to niece, and will refer to Trump as "Uncle President."
As for Mary Trump, she will remain a member of the Trump family, but has been demoted from niece to third cousin.
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Tiffany has been demoted to an ex sister in law...
Kayleigh is very smart and nice looking...a winning combination.
On the other hand, a large percentage of Dem women seem to be dumb, ugly, unhappy, and angry all the time.
Mary will be disowned and left out of the will.
Newsflash - There's more to women than looks.
Kayleigh is a twit liar no matter how ugly inside.
I clearly remember Sarah Huckabee be ridiculed about her looks by the haters on the left.
Yup, she's ugly to the bone.
a large percentage of Dem women seem to be dumb, ugly, unhappy, and angry all the time
Wow, so much hatred...
Tiffany who?
Barron's former half sister by another mother...
LOL, ya gotta love Borowitz
Funny how a lot of Borowitz gets confused for the truth, not this one, but a lot of his other stuff. . .
That's "Cio Pesidente" south of the border, lol