Trump Replaces Mary Trump with Kayleigh McEnany as Niece | The New Yorker

  

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Via:  jbb  •  3 weeks ago  •  12 comments

By:   Andy Borowitz (The New Yorker)

Trump Replaces Mary Trump with Kayleigh McEnany as Niece | The New Yorker
With only three and a half months to go until the election, replacing family members could be seen as a sign of desperation, political insiders said.

It ain't easy being a Trump but the pay is pretty good!


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By Andy Borowitz

July 18, 2020 Photograph by Drew Angerer / Getty

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In the latest shakeup in his inner circle, Donald Trump has named the White House press secretary, Kayleigh McEnany, to the position of niece, replacing Mary Trump, effective immediately.

With only three and a half months to go until the election, replacing family members could be seen as a sign of desperation, political insiders said.

But, according to a White House source, the decision to replace Mary Trump with McEnany was a "no-brainer."

"The President wanted a niece who could rewrite history, and Kayleigh has proven every day that she can do that," the source said.

McEnany will continue in her role as press secretary in addition to niece, and will refer to Trump as "Uncle President."

As for Mary Trump, she will remain a member of the Trump family, but has been demoted from niece to third cousin.


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JBB
1  seeder  JBB    3 weeks ago

Tiffany has been demoted to an ex sister in law...

 
 
 
Greg Jones
1.1  Greg Jones  replied to  JBB @1    3 weeks ago

Kayleigh is very smart and nice looking...a winning combination.

On the other hand, a large percentage of Dem women seem to be dumb, ugly, unhappy, and angry all the time.

Mary will be disowned and left out of the will.

 
 
 
Tessylo
1.1.1  Tessylo  replied to  Greg Jones @1.1    3 weeks ago

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JBB
1.1.2  seeder  JBB  replied to  Greg Jones @1.1    3 weeks ago

Newsflash - There's more to women than looks.

Kayleigh is a twit liar no matter how ugly inside.

 
 
 
Greg Jones
1.1.3  Greg Jones  replied to  JBB @1.1.2    3 weeks ago

I clearly remember Sarah Huckabee be ridiculed about her looks by the haters on the left.

 
 
 
Tessylo
1.1.4  Tessylo  replied to  Greg Jones @1.1.3    3 weeks ago

Yup, she's ugly to the bone. 

 
 
 
Gsquared
1.1.5  Gsquared  replied to  Greg Jones @1.1    3 weeks ago

a large percentage of Dem women seem to be dumb, ugly, unhappy, and angry all the time

Wow, so much hatred...

 
 
 
Tessylo
2  Tessylo    3 weeks ago

Tiffany who?

 
 
 
JBB
2.1  seeder  JBB  replied to  Tessylo @2    3 weeks ago

Barron's former half sister by another mother...

 
 
 
Kavika
3  Kavika     3 weeks ago
As for Mary Trump, she will remain a member of the Trump family, but has been demoted from niece to third cousin.

LOL, ya gotta love Borowitz

 
 
 
Tessylo
4  Tessylo    3 weeks ago

Funny how a lot of Borowitz gets confused for the truth, not this one, but a lot of his other stuff.  .   .  

 
 
 
Split Personality
5  Split Personality    3 weeks ago
McEnany will continue in her role as press secretary in addition to niece, and will refer to Trump as "Uncle President."

That's  "Cio Pesidente" south of the border, lol

 
 
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