Trump Blasts Supporters Who Plan to Vote for Him Only Once | The New Yorker
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By Andy Borowitz
September 3, 2020 
Photograph by Stephen Maturen / Getty
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a withering critique of his own voters, Donald J. Trump on Thursday blasted supporters who plan to vote for him only once.
Speaking to reporters, Trump called supporters who intend to cast only one vote for him "disgracefully low-energy," claiming that they are "like Jeb Bush and Sleepy Joe put together."
"I like supporters who have stamina," he said. "Stamina means you keep voting for me until someone tells you to stop."
He said that voters should vote for him once by mail, again in person, and "maybe even more than that."
"Let's say you vote in person," he said. "Go away, put a mustache or wig on, and try to vote again."
Asked about the legality of Trump's suggestions, Attorney General Bill Barr said, "As Attorney General, I try to stay out of things involving laws."
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For Crying Out Loud! Deliver Us Oh Lord From Trump!
Ain't that the truth. LOL, classic Andy.
Borowitz is having a field day this summer pointing out Trump's shortcomings as a leader and as a human being. It is an endless fountain.
Gee, his supporters don't want to commit a felony for him? How rude of them.
LOL
Once again he is asking other people to go to prison for him lol.
Of course liberals fall for satire and try to sell it as the truth. Falls right in line with "Knees" Harris believing those two Russian comedians were that little climate brat and Shifty Schiff fell for them too.
Most liberals are so gullible.
Is this your way of denying scientific reality?
Show me where I denied anything, not just where I hurt your feelings..
So he didn't say it
Nope. Sure didn't. At least not what the left thinks he said.
He is right about sending in a mail ballot early, then go to the polling place to see if your vote has been tabulated. If it has not, vote at the voting booth. When your mail ballot is being counted, it will be flagged that you voted at the precinct and your mail ballot will be rejected. Nothing wrong with that and just more leftist "OMG, orange man bad said something we don't like again".
I don't live in New Jersey, but my understanding there is that ballot will be sent to every registered voter, dead or alive. If you do not want to vote by mail, you vote in person, but your vote is only provisional. This is not to be trusted because you have no way of knowing whether your vote is counted or not.
The best way to describe this is if Nancy can go into a salon unmasked, or leftists can riot and burn unmasked, then Americans should go to the voting booth masked, social distanced, and vote in person. No reason for universal mail in ballots. Absentees are and always have been acceptable.
And elephants are pink.