Fauci "Ready To Rip That Orange Clown's Face Off" - The Lint Screen
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Dr. Fauci gives the president the ol' stink-eye.
Dr. Anthony Fauci appears to be a mild-mannered world-renowned immunologist, but don't be fooled.
Beneath that petite exterior is a raging maniac with a lightning-quick temper and a bottomless reservoir of rage. The good doctor spoke with The Lint Screen about his feeling for President Trump.
"The guy is a grade-A horse's ass," Fauci said, as he bench pressed 420-pounds. "I'd say Trump's a moron, but that's an insult to morons. I've never met a man so brain-dead. His empty head is where information goes to die. He has a cheat sheet to remember his name. Trump's an embarrassment to this country. Hell, to humanity."
Fauci has been warning the public for months about the importance of wearing masks and social distancing in preventing COVID-19.
"What could be simpler?" the medic asks rhetorically as he deadlifts a 500-pound barbell. "But Trump goes around the country and crams his fans together, most of them mask-less. It's like a death cult. Why's Trump do it? Because the narcissistic egomaniac needs endless praise. Can you imagine the mental abuse his father must have done to damage that poor bastard's psyche so badly? He's pathetic."
For his part, Trump is tired of "science" and "idiots" like Fauci.
"People are sick and tired of COVID," the prez sez to his adoring masses crammed against one another. "I got COVID. I never felt better. I think the virus is great. Makes you stronger. Everyone needs to get COVID. And they will, thanks to me. Sure, old, weak people will die, but who needs them? All they do is take Medicare. They're on their way to dirt naps anyway. Good riddance."
Fauci grunts as he works the heavy bag with his bare fists. The bookworm breaks the canvas cover, and sand streams out. Fauci picks up a jump rope and skips 1,000 revolutions-per-minute.
"I've had enough of Trump," the little powerhouse says. "I'm fed up with that two-bit con man grifter. All he does is lie, and people are going to die. For the good of the country, I'm ready to rip that orange clown's face off. I'll stomp on his fake wig and shove it up his ass."
Bernie Schmidt, Fauci's fight manager, aims his rifle and fires, tagging the doctor with an animal tranquilizer. Fauci slows down his rope skipping and collapses to the floor.
"The boss gets pretty worked up," Schmidt says. "I gotta get him cooled down. If I were Trump, I'd watch my back.
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Things are heating up as Trump's campaign falters and Covid-19 continues to ravage across America...
LMAO, great line.
I think Melania really hopes Trump does lose. She never wanted to be First Lady. She never wanted to move to DC. Other than the good life, I think she regrets that she married him. She will take Barron and leave Trump if he loses, maybe even if he wins. He gave the killer COVID-19 to both her and Barron, and she is keeping her distance as much as possible now.
JMOO
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In NYC everything is On Sale! The department stores are hurtin for certain. Online is good...
I don't think Trump really wanted to be President either. I think he thought he would run for President as a goof, like a reality show, not actually expecting to win. But his ego won't let him quit either.
bench presses 420 pounds
dead lifts 500 pound barbells
punches a bag and breaks it
Glad I'm on his side....
Yeah, and he is how old? Compared to the Elephant in the WH he could take Trump down in one breath.
So could my ancient Mom...
If that is real that is one of the most amazing sentences of all time. I mean I was proud to bench 315...