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Jesus (PBUH) wants you to vote for Donald Trump!!!

  

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Via:  krishna  •  4 years ago  •  37 comments

Jesus (PBUH) wants you to vote for Donald Trump!!!
How Holy is Donald Trump?

Here various experts explain why Jesus (Peace Be Upon Him) wants you to vote for Donald Trump-- a definite "Must See" for all patriotic Americans!!!.

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How Holy Is Donald Trump?

Many conservative Christians feel that Trump is the holiest choice for the White House.

(Throwback to Jordan Klepper trying to find out why).


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Krishna
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1  seeder  Krishna    4 years ago

Many conservative Christians feel that Trump is the holiest choice for the White House.

 
 
 
Krishna
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1.1  seeder  Krishna  replied to  Krishna @1    4 years ago

Here various experts explain why Jesus (Peace Be Upon Him) wants you to vote for Donald Trump-- a definite "Must See" for all patriotic Americans!!!.

 
 
 
devangelical
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1.2  devangelical  replied to  Krishna @1    4 years ago

definitely the ass-holiest choice ...

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
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1.3  Paula Bartholomew  replied to  Krishna @1    4 years ago

He is about as holy as Charles Manson.

 
 
 
Krishna
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1.3.1  seeder  Krishna  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @1.3    4 years ago

Yep!

 
 
 
Krishna
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2  seeder  Krishna    4 years ago

And besides, "many people are saying" that Joe Biden and Kamela Harris are radicals-- in fact they are furthest left of anyone in the Democratic Party!

 
 
 
Krishna
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2.1  seeder  Krishna  replied to  Krishna @2    4 years ago
And besides, "many people are saying" that Joe Biden and Kamela Harris are radicals-- in fact they are furthest left of anyone in the Democratic Party!

. . . far to the left of Bernie Sanders-- and even AOC!

 
 
 
Kavika
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3  Kavika     4 years ago

Ahole or holy which is it...

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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4  Trout Giggles    4 years ago

Why does trmp need Jesus? He's never done anything that needs forgiven!

 
 
 
Krishna
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4.1  seeder  Krishna  replied to  Trout Giggles @4    4 years ago
Why does trmp need Jesus? He's never done anything that needs forgiven!

Not only that-- "Many people are saying" thatTrump may actually be smarter than Jesus (PBUH) anyway!

(I wonder-- Are they right?)

 
 
 
Ender
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5  Ender    4 years ago

They have to ya know. Or else people might have access to healthcare. Gasp!

There will be abortion on demand on every street corner, all guns will be taken away, the economy will take a nosedive and we will never get out of a depression. There will be Liberals running around the streets harassing everyone. It will be complete KAOS.

Taxes will be raised to 100% and everyone's money will be taken away completely. No one will be able to own their own land. They will outlaw killing cows so we will never be able to have a steak again.

All freedom of speech will be taken away and any conservative voice will be silenced forever. And then they will outlaw oil, so we will all have to put a windmill in our backyards and then they will outlaw cars so we can't drive anywhere.

We will be stuck while the Liberal Hollywood elite jets all over the country making sure we are all down trodden and telling us how to live.

Then to top it off they will outlaw religion and teach our kids God does not exist and we will be thrown in jail for trying to pray.

 
 
 
Krishna
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5.1  seeder  Krishna  replied to  Ender @5    4 years ago

Yes-- and that's just the beginning if Joe Biden gets elected!

Did you know that many people are saying he's to the extreme left of the Democratic party? (If you didn't know that-- you really should start watching Fox News!)

 
 
 
Ender
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5.1.1  Ender  replied to  Krishna @5.1    4 years ago

The most trusted 'journalists' around....jrSmiley_82_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
Krishna
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5.1.2  seeder  Krishna  replied to  Ender @5.1.1    4 years ago

The most trusted 'journalists' around....

Indeed.

One might almost say that "they're doing The Lord's Work" here on the Earthly Plane!

 
 
 
Krishna
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5.2  seeder  Krishna  replied to  Ender @5    4 years ago

Then to top it off they will outlaw religion and teach our kids God does not exist and we will be thrown in jail for trying to pray.

And let's not forget the so-called "War on Christmas" {gasp} jrSmiley_5_smiley_image.png

Did you know that White people are the most persecuted minority in the U.S.? (I know its true I saw it on Fox News).

 
 
 
Ender
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5.2.1  Ender  replied to  Krishna @5.2    4 years ago

Plus China will take over. It is bad enough we shop at Walmart and buy everything from them anyway...

And another thing, they might make us wear a mask. I mean, if I want to make other people sick, that is my God given right...

 
 
 
Krishna
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5.2.2  seeder  Krishna  replied to  Ender @5.2.1    4 years ago
And another thing, they might make us wear a mask. I mean, if I want to make other people sick, that is my God given right...

And besides, "Everyone knows" that this entire Virus thingy is a Hoax-- "The Democrats Latest Hoax"!. 

I know its true-- I saw it on Fox News!

Here's proof-- Beyond a Shadow of a Donut!:

 
 
 
Ender
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5.2.3  Ender  replied to  Krishna @5.2.2    4 years ago

Now I just found out that the whole fly landing on Pence was all an elaborate plan.

How we landed a fly on Mike Pence's head.

 
 
 
Krishna
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5.2.4  seeder  Krishna  replied to  Ender @5.2.3    4 years ago
Now I just found out that the whole fly landing on Pence was all an elaborate plan. How we landed a fly on Mike Pence's head.

Wow--- amazing video!

(its always exciting when the secrets behind an elaborate plot are revealed-- thanks for posting that! :-)

 
 
 
Krishna
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5.2.5  seeder  Krishna  replied to  Ender @5.2.3    4 years ago
How we landed a fly on Mike Pence's head.

Not exactly your basic "Fly in the Ointment" as it were!!!

(heh)

 
 
 
Krishna
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5.2.6  seeder  Krishna  replied to  Krishna @5.2.4    4 years ago
(its always exciting when the secrets behind an elaborate plot are revealed-- thanks for posting that!

I wonder-- do you think Penn and Teller know the secret behind this?

 
 
 
Ender
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5.2.7  Ender  replied to  Krishna @5.2.4    4 years ago

It's all true I tell ya. They know the guy that dropped off Hunter's laptop...

 
 
 
Split Personality
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6  Split Personality    4 years ago

More kintsugi !

 
 
 
Krishna
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6.1  seeder  Krishna  replied to  Split Personality @6    4 years ago
More kintsugi

Or perhaps a futile attempt at such?

 
 
 
Krishna
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6.2  seeder  Krishna  replied to  Split Personality @6    4 years ago

More kintsugi !

J-Pop OK-- but I prefer K-Pop!

Here's a fascinating article in Wired that I came across a while back (I'd seed it but probably most people here wouldn't be interested :-(

K-pop stans took on Trump in Tulsa, now they’re after the White House

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From black lives matter to Tulsa, an online army of Korean music fans are laying siege to the American right

On June 20, US president Donald Trump delivered a campaign rally in front of just 6,200 people. The stadium, in Tulsa, Oklahoma, carries 19,000, and so was notably empty, with row upon row of blue unoccupied seats; a second stadium booked up nearby for overflow went unused. Trump’s campaign had bragged that more than a million people had registered to attend. A large internet group has laid claim to ruining Trump’s big day – K-pop stans.( Read it all)

 
 
 
Krishna
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6.2.1  seeder  Krishna  replied to  Krishna @6.2    4 years ago

stans

Nope-- that's not a typo!

 
 
 
Krishna
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6.3  seeder  Krishna  replied to  Split Personality @6    4 years ago
kintsugi !

That sounds like a pastry from Uzbekistan-- known for its sweet, gooey texture, it is served on special holidays, as well as the special day of celebration marking the victory of the Uzbeks over the forces of Isles of Langerhans during the Second Boer war...??? (Its is said that there was a miracle when the candles burned for 8 nights!)

(Or is is from Azerbaijan?)

Slovenia perhaps?

 
 
 
Split Personality
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6.3.1  Split Personality  replied to  Krishna @6.3    4 years ago
Kintsugi, also known as kintsukuroi, is the Japanese art of repairing broken pottery by mending the areas of breakage with lacquer dusted or mixed with powdered gold, silver, or platinum, a method similar to the maki-e technique. As a philosophy, it treats breakage and repair as part of the history of an object, rather than something to disguise. Wiki

ie., crack pottery, lol.

 
 
 
Krishna
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6.3.2  seeder  Krishna  replied to  Split Personality @6.3.1    4 years ago

Better cracked pottery than Crack Cocaine!

 
 
 
Krishna
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6.3.3  seeder  Krishna  replied to  Krishna @6.3.2    4 years ago
Better cracked pottery than Crack Cocaine!

Speaking of Cocaine-- here's a great cover of a classic by one of my favourite artists-- Dave van Ronk. (A contemporary of Dylan, but not nearly as well know except in certain circles). Well, Buzz may be familiar with him....IIRC he is quite familiar with 60's Folk Music.

I believe the original was by Mississippi John Hurt (?)

 
 
 
Krishna
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6.3.4  seeder  Krishna  replied to  Krishna @6.3.3    4 years ago

Two different covers of the same song ("Cocaine Blues").

But to further confuse the issue-- there's a different song with the same name-- here's Johnny Cash!

 
 
 
Krishna
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7  seeder  Krishna    4 years ago
(its always exciting when the secrets behind an elaborate plot are revealed-- thanks for posting that!

I wonder-- do you think Penn and Teller know the secret behind this?

 
 
 
Paula Bartholomew
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8  Paula Bartholomew    4 years ago

How does someone who knows more about technology than anyone not know that a stealth only makes aircraft invisible to radar?  He thinks the aircraft is invisible to the naked eye.

 
 
 
Raven Wing
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8.1  Raven Wing  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @8    4 years ago
He thinks the aircraft is invisible to the naked eye.

jrSmiley_10_smiley_image.gif

 
 
 
Krishna
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8.1.1  seeder  Krishna  replied to  Raven Wing @8.1    4 years ago
He thinks the aircraft is invisible to the naked eye.

Trump's so stupid-- he probably thinks you can get to see it if you put on earphones!

Heh :-)

 
 
 
Krishna
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8.2  seeder  Krishna  replied to  Paula Bartholomew @8    4 years ago
How does someone who knows more about technology than anyone not know that a stealth only makes aircraft invisible to radar?  He thinks the aircraft is invisible to the naked eye.

It does make one wonder how such a blatheruing Idiot can be President!

 
 
 
Krishna
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8.2.1  seeder  Krishna  replied to  Krishna @8.2    4 years ago
It does make one wonder how such a blathering Idiot can be President!

Actually that comment reminds me of a line from what IMO is one of the funniest movies of all time:

How can an idiot be a Policeman!???

(Probably no one except Buzz would recognize that line and the movie its from-- so here's a short clip. That line is a bit after 2:52   but I highly recommend watching the short clip I've posted here in its entirety if you're in the mood for a few rollicking good laughs!):

Return of The Pink Panther: Seeing Eye Monkey (Minky - Meenky)

Peter Sellers!

 
 

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