Trump Furious After White House H.R. Schedules His Exit Interview | The New Yorker
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By Andy Borowitz
November 17, 2020 Photograph by Martin H. Simon / Bloomberg / Getty
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump was reportedly furious after the White House's Human Resources Department notified him that it had scheduled his exit interview, the head of H.R. has revealed.
Carol Foyler, the H.R. chief who was the target of Trump's wrath, said that the exit interview is a "valuable tool" to help make the White House a better working environment.
"Everyone who leaves the White House has to participate in an exit interview," she said. "That was true of the nine thousand people who left during the past four years."
The H.R. executive said that she hoped that the interview could help Trump explore any workplace issues that led to his departure.
"The previous three people who had his job held it for eight years and he only lasted four," she said. "It would be helpful to get his perspective on why things didn't work out for him here."
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Just 9,000 I thought it was closer to 10,000...LOL
He's winning again /s
Highest turnover rates...
Trump is the man caught in the time warp of furious. He is forever furious. Could one imagine being married to him?
A Slovenian news site reported last week that Trump was also furious when a study proved that toilet paper when used to clean up after defecation and when tossed in the air almost always landed with brown down. The report did not establish the reason for his fury, merely stating that the report was very upsetting to him.