New QAnon Theory Predicts Trump Will Return in April as Easter Bunny | The New Yorker
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By Andy Borowitz
March 6, 2021 
Photograph by Carlos Barria / Reuters
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Issuing a bold new prediction, QAnon followers declared that Donald J. Trump would return on April 4th as the Easter Bunny.
According to the theory, which has been spreading like wildfire on the Internet, on Easter Sunday, Trump will hop over the White House fence and begin hiding brightly colored eggs on the South Lawn.
At the Capitol, Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene confirmed that Trump's reappearance as the Easter Bunny was "a real thing."
"Donald Trump is the Easter Bunny," she said. "Joe Biden is not the Easter Bunny."
When asked what would happen if Trump did not return on Easter as scheduled, Greene revealed that QAnon followers would shift their focus to Arbor Day, when many believe that Trump will return as a Norway spruce.
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Before long Qanon will be predicting that The Great Orange Pumpkin will surely come for Halloween!
I definitely can see Trump laying eggs.
Trump will chopping off rabbits feet for good luck, asz he's already laid enuff eggs to infest our country with Seventy some millions infected with ignorance, and so many still in denile...
Wait Wait, Don't tell me.... It will be perfect and happen just.. poof!... Like that.
He'll appear bearing candy, and Covid will disappear this April like magic, for sure. No fibbing this time.
Lol, good stuff!
spreading Covid, more likely
Sadly, this has probably already been adopted by MAGA/TrumpWhateverthefuck as well as other Qanon dumbasses.
Honestly, are we supposed to believe that this Q, what ever it is and various other so called information sources, remain a mystery to US Intelligence Agencies as to who and what they are?
April 30, 1945 is said to the date the German Chancellor ended his life. Or, April 15th is also approximately on month after the Ides of March. Also, last year in the early part of April a friend and I were hunting for Morale Mushrooms and I slid down a hill and skinned my shin. April is a very important date. And a Slovenian website posted that sometime in April of 2018 Ivanka had a sexual encounter with someone yet unnamed.
Bottom line; MAGA is a social disease.