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An Amber Alert has been issued for John Durham

  

Category:  Stranger Than Fiction

By:  hallux  •  3 years ago  •  28 comments

An Amber Alert has been issued for John Durham


Durham is 71 years of age, a republican, has an uncanny resemblance to Canada’s famous Bald Beaver and likes to get stuffed.

Mr. Durham was last seen hiding in A.G. Barr’s butt crag.

If you see Mr. Durham DO NOT under any condition mention Donald Trump as the latter is responsible for the former’s flight to sanity.


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Hallux
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1  author  Hallux    3 years ago

Whatever happened to Johnny?

 
 
 
Ender
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1.1  Ender  replied to  Hallux @1    3 years ago

If one can't find anything, keep digging...

 
 
 
Tessylo
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1.2  Tessylo  replied to  Hallux @1    3 years ago

I hate that face and I have to look at it everyday here!

 
 
 
Hallux
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1.2.1  author  Hallux  replied to  Tessylo @1.2    3 years ago

His mother hated it too.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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1.2.2  Trout Giggles  replied to  Tessylo @1.2    3 years ago

Same here. Somebody should make a John Durham mask for Halloween.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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1.2.4  Trout Giggles  replied to  Hallux @1.2.1    3 years ago

She had to tie a pork chop around his neck so the dog would play with him

 
 
 
Kavika
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2  Kavika     3 years ago
Whatever happened to Johnny?

He went to take a crap and the hogs ate him.

 
 
 
Tessylo
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3  Tessylo    3 years ago

Isn't he still investigating the investigators?  Those indictments against the Obama administration are coming any day now!

 
 
 
Ender
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3.1  Ender  replied to  Tessylo @3    3 years ago

I read an article that he could not find any fault with the Obama administration nor the CIA.

So now he is back looking at how the FBI handled Steele.

 
 
 
Tessylo
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3.1.1  Tessylo  replied to  Ender @3.1    3 years ago

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cjcold
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3.2  cjcold  replied to  Tessylo @3    3 years ago

Still waiting for Trump's "Bombshell" Hawaii investigation of Obama.

 
 
 
Sean Treacy
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3.2.1  Sean Treacy  replied to  cjcold @3.2    3 years ago

waiting for Trump's "Bombshell" Hawaii investigation of Obama

I'm still waiting for all that bombshell evidence Mueller had of Trump's committing treason.

Remember that left wing fever dream?  And when Mueller failed, how he was going to be arrested when he left the White House?  Good times. 

 
 
 
Hallux
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3.2.2  author  Hallux  replied to  Sean Treacy @3.2.1    3 years ago

[Flagged] for whataboutism redux ... it's a newish rule.

 
 
 
evilone
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4  evilone    3 years ago

Unnamed sources say that he will be indicting Obama, Biden, H Clinton, Pelosi, Shumer, AOC and Tom Hanks any day now. Word has it one of them farted, but they all denied it. As soon as a grand jury can be convened they plan on getting subpoenas for their under garments so they can sniff test them. The one found to have farted will be carted off the GITMO while the rest will be put in corners of the Oval Office under a time out. 

 
 
 
Tessylo
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4.1  Tessylo  replied to  evilone @4    3 years ago

"Unnamed sources say that he will be indicting Obama, Biden, Trump, H Clinton, Pelosi, Shumer, AOC and Tom Hanks any day now. Word has it one of them farted, but they all denied it."

I bet they use that old "It's He Who Smelt it, That Dealt It" defense

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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4.1.1  Trout Giggles  replied to  Tessylo @4.1    3 years ago

Wouldn't you? These are serious charges!

 
 
 
Tessylo
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4.1.2  Tessylo  replied to  Trout Giggles @4.1.1    3 years ago

LOCK 'EM UP!

They should get the death penalty if any skid marks are found on their underwear.

 
 
 
Trout Giggles
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4.2  Trout Giggles  replied to  evilone @4    3 years ago

I think the defendant should be made to wash his or her under drawers on the White House Lawn. That will teach them about farting in public

 
 
 
Hallux
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6  author  Hallux    3 years ago

 
 
 
Tessylo
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6.1  Tessylo  replied to  Hallux @6    3 years ago
"Nice Beaver"

Thank you!  I just had it stuffed.

 
 
 
Tessylo
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7  Tessylo    3 years ago

 
 
 
MrFrost
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7.1  MrFrost  replied to  Tessylo @7    3 years ago

Giggity. 

 
 
 
JohnRussell
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8  JohnRussell    3 years ago

He's somewhere in eastern Europe getting a face transplant. 

 
 
 
devangelical
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8.1  devangelical  replied to  JohnRussell @8    3 years ago

he's hiding in plain sight at the dog park.

 
 
 
Kavika
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9  Kavika     3 years ago

512

 
 

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